What does it feel like when you put your dick into a vagina?

It feels like a warm custom fleshlight, only it ends.

>>36065461
Does a fleshlight feel like wrapping banana skin around your penis?

Anyone? Need this information pronto.

Do you warm the banana skin in the microwave like the guy on Weeds?

>>36065931
Will that make it feel more like a vagina? I might try it but I don't want to damage the banana skin.

Ive also been wondering if the banana fleshlight was authentic feeling. bump

>>36065415
I've never fucked a banana but having sex with my gf feels like coming inside from a snow storm and warming myself next to a fire.

>>36065610
The 4 times I fucked brothers flashlight it started out too hot from the hot water I smoked it on then it got too cold. It never hovers around human body temperature

>>36066061
What about if you affixed it to a warm radiator?

It grips slightly tight, it's very warm and wet, and if you grab her butt, you can sort of do it how you want it to feel on your dick

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>>36065415
it feels like wrapping a vagina around your penis and it feels really good desu

>>36066444
>fucking your radiator

>>36065415
>What does it feel like when you put your dick into a vagina?

Pure bliss.


>Does it feel the same as wrapping banana skin around your penis?

I've never attempted to fuck a banana so I can't say with any certainty, but I highly doubt that it even comes close.

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>>36066808
>Look at how wet that slut is. She's gagging for it.

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>>36065415
tight (depending on how many times she's had sex), wet, and gushy.

non virgins of r9k I might be joining your ranks soon, Ive had three kisses in my life and I got asked out by an actual (female) with similar interests(vidya, anime, ect) and I know alot about her since we've been talking for the past 7 months and I know she really wants to have sex and by extention I guess that means with me. Ive never had anyone beside me touch my penis and im really worried that my stamina is going to be shit or my penis wont be big enough . This weekend she might want me to finger her and I think thats a great way to get an idea of what im in for. So basically what should I expect at both fingering and fucking. Any tips for each? What does the inside of a vagina feel like exactly, even though Ive seen lots of porn Ive never really had a good idea what its like. To me it kind of seems like some kind of muscley meat with super thin latex all lubed up and warm, something about the texture of how smooth the insides look I guess,

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>>36065415
Haha, I don't know, dude, why the fuck are you asking me?

>>36067009
Well, your description is about right. Just do a come hither motion when you finger her, also steady movements are good. Medium paced circles on/around the clit are going to be better than erratic fast ones. Also masturbate a bunch before you fuck her so your stamina isn't shit.

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>>36067009
not to piss on your parade but she sounds easy and anime and vidya are sure signs of a loser (I watch anime and play vidya btw). her pussy may have a smell to it if shes easy. if its your first time you may nut relatively fast not too sure on this one because I took meds when I was a virgin so I came quick. maybe fap hours before hand? idk. if shes had sex a lot you wont get as much sensation so you will last longer. good luck lad

>>36067102
An actual helpful anwser in the most unexpected place, thanks a bunch!
>>36067137
Shes only had one sexual partner before me and I know she showers twice a day from how much I talk to her, if it has some slight smell Ill probably just ignore it but if its liek I just opened a can of sardines I dont think any amount of desperation could make me over come that. Either way I planned waking every few hours leading up to the whole encounter already to try and help counteract virgin sensitivity, but thanks for the luck pal! Cheers everyone else

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>>36067137
>>36067009
also, if I were in your situation I probably wouldn't listen to >>36067102 I would literally finger the hell out of her g-spot (pic related) and try to make her squirt (which may take some time and effort) and then have sex if anything you would have that memory of her after she leaves you (which will most likely happen eventually)

>>36067193
wanking* I need to stop drinking at noon
>>36067204
I Was thinking about trying that, maybe ill start slow and methodic and shift gears randomly into overdrive and just give it my fucking all and give her a fingerbang shell never forget. I still have a little bit to think about it so thanks for the extra info

>>36067225
>>36067204
>>36067193
>>36067102
Shit I forgot shes got a tipped uterus I assume that makes most of this information kind of irrelevant huh?

>>36065415
It feels like a warm sleeve designed to put your dick in.

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>>36067225
think about it in terms of actually satisfying her (getting her off) at this point your feelings tell you ...be respectful polite, shes a lady after all. all that shit goes out the window if she finds someone more attractive or well off than you. that being said, you could finger her kind of slow at first and steady work up to a faster pace and then go faster. hell watch a porno and see how rough these guys have to be while fingering a girl to make her squirt and you'll get an idea as to how insensitive their private parts really are.

>>36067009
>I've never had anyone beside me touch my penis and im really worried that my stamina is going to be shit or my penis wont be big enough.

Does she know that you're a virgin? If so, don't worry too much. She's not going to expect you to be a pro, and she might actually find it flattering if you blow your load in less than 60 seconds (and if you haven't told her, serves you right for being dishonest). If you're still worried; masturbating beforehand can help (as another anon mentioned). Or; you can have a quicky, sheepishly apologize (saying that she's just so sexy you couldn't contain yourself), and then do it again a little later. See also my next post on fingering.

As for size, don't sweat that either. You can get a girl off with a single finger; so unless your penis has less volume than your finger, it won't likely be an issue.

>>36067009
>This weekend she might want me to finger her and I think thats a great way to get an idea of what im in for. So basically what should I expect at both fingering and fucking. Any tips for each?


You can completely send a girl to the moon with a single finger, and getting good at doing so is a good way to keep a girl interested in you sexually. Some things to keep in mind...

- The vagina is lower that it probably seems like, but make sure you don't go TOO low and finger her ass instead (some girls like that; most don't). Start near the top and gently make your way down; and you'll find it.

- If it doesn't slide right in, don't try to force it; she might not be warmed up enough yet. Go in about a knuckle deep and gently move it around while kissing her or sucking her nipples or something. Once she's ready, slide it in gently.

* The most important thing when in comes to fingering, clit massaging, or cunnilingus is to PAY ATTENTION TO THE GIRL'S REACTIONS! Listen to her moans, listen to her breathing. Experiment with speed, force, depth, angle, and so on. If her breathing picks up, she lets out a pleased sigh, or her vagina tightens a bit; you're moving in the right direction. If her breathing goes down, she makes an uncomfortable little 'mph', or her vagina walls feel like they're trying to flee your fingers; she's not diggin it, so back up.

>>36066061
Anon, get your own fleshlight.
That's fucking disgusting sharing one with your brother.
Second, they sell warming lube for sex toys.
I recommend it.

>>36067444

If she lets you fuck her; first of all, congrats.

- Secondly, try to start with her on top. The reason for this is that she'll have almost complete control of the motion. This can not only enhance your endurance a bit (since you're moving at HER pace and not your own), but it also give you some idea as to the pace and intensity at which she likes to fuck.

- Switch positions every few minutes. This not only makes the entire experience far more enjoyable; but also those few moments during re-positioning can cool you down just enough to stretch your endurance out.

- Don't neglect the rest of her body. Most girls like kisses, back rubs, breast play, etc. while getting fucked.

- Guys looks and sound like retarded mules when they climax. When you're getting close, try to be in a position where she can't see your face; and try to keep the sound reigned in.

>>36067444
I assume vagina is like under sack or about taint level, im pretty sure a little feeling around will guide me to the right spot though. I planned on making out and rubbing her clit a little to get the motor running so to speak before I go all the way in. Im not sure how comfortable trying to eat her out aswell on my first time being near an actual vagina but it might end up going that way so advise taken.
>>36067400
Yes she knows im probably as inexperienced as they come and shes completely understanding of that thank god, probably because she just lost her virginity just under a year ago so she knows how someone can still be a virgin at my age
>>36067388
I also know from her talking to me about it ages back, she likes it rough, as in choking slamming parts into parts rough so I think I could be A ok doing it a little fast and loud. Thats what you get from a fellow NEET I guess, interesting kinks

>>36067568
Duly noted, the body thing I think I would feel uncomfortable if I was just chillin with her riding me like the wind so I planned on sucking on her nipples or kissing up and down her body. And from my years of masturbation im pretty aware that I dont make much noise and I make an oddly femanine O face but of course with actual sex things are bound to be alot more intense.

>>36067573
>rubbing her clit a little to get the motor running

Ok, now clit massaging is a whole 'nother ballgame. The clit is EXTREMELY sensitive; and too much stimulation too soon can be very uncomfortable and off-putting. Some tips on that...

- Before zeroing in on the clit; with your fingers all together, use your whole hand to slowly and gently rub her entire pussy from her pubes (or where they used to be) all the way down to her vagina. By using your whole hand, it puts a little stimulation on the clit but not too much; which is a good way to warm it up.

- Make sure her clit / your fingertip is damn good and slippery. A friction burn on a clit is incredibly unpleasant. If it gets a little dry, dip your finger into her vagina to get it good and lubricated.

- Like I said above in the section on fingering; pay close attention to how she reacts and adjust your pace / direction / and intensity accordingly.

- Once you hit the optimal pace / direction / and intensity, consistency is key. Your wrist is going to get tired; fight through that shit.

- If the girl suddenly shudders from head to toe and then breathily gasps, moans, or screams for you to stop; stop. Then pat yourself on the back, because you just delivered your first orgasm.

>>36067814
We're pretty good at communicating so I would hope if im doing something that makes her uncomfortable she would tell me what and try and guide me with her hands and whatnot. I planned on a smooth transition from us cuddling to fingering so I Was going to start with the rub the whole thing top to bottom a few times to make sure shes all ok with it. And fucking hell go man with this advice im surprised to find something so genuinely helpful to my situation on r9k, I was ready to read some wikihow articles or something lol

>>36067907
>im surprised to find something so genuinely helpful to my situation on r9k

Don't take this the wrong way, but this is the last place on Earth that you should seek ANY advice regarding women. I just happened to be here and had some free time. At any rate, best of luck!

>>36067573
Before you do it, clip your nails and sand them. Make them short and blunt; don't poke her.

It's very different from a butt hole. Lot more versatile. I thought I was going to hurt the girl but she told me to pound her harder. It feels wider and actually feels alive when she's really into it. I'd only had experience with buttholes beforehand.

>>36068080

Holy shit I can't believe I forgot that!!!
Yes, a thousands times this!
100 points for this anon!

>>36068165
>>36068080
>>36068028
Yeah I generally wouldnt seek women/relationship advice on here but im willing to any and every opinion at this point, and this board has a hearty population of people who have indeed touched a vagina so I figuered why not, and the nails thing I usually keep them short but ill file thim tonight

>>36068107
never done anal but definitely agree with the "thought I was going to hurt the girl"

like idk it feels like I'm a jackhammer and I'm railing one of the most sensitive areas and yet she's still into it and not only NOT in pain but is loving it. confuses the hell out of me when you think about it

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>>36068028
What are you talking about, newfag?
Half the people on here are desperate spergs like you looking to shill advice to robots.
Don't act like you're this rare occurrence you stupid homo.
kys

>>36068409
Damn, someone's butthurt.

>>36067009
From a woman, the number 1 thing is to pay attention and remember how she reacts. Especially what directions she moves in. If she moves a body part away, let up on pressure. If she moves towads increase pressure or speed. Don't stay on the same spot if she wriggles in a different direction.

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>this thread
>this whole fucking thread

>>36068572
>hurr durr ur butthurt
Yeah, human beings with an actual soul, get worked up over things sometimes.
I don't just live in a worthless haze of apathy, like your faggot ass.

>>36069133
ooh fiesty lil thang!

>>36065415
I have never had sex with a banana but it doesn't seem likely that it would be similar at all.

>>36069133

First you berate me for trying to give good avice to robots, then you accuse me of being in a haze of apathy. It's almost like you're so butt-blasted that you have no idea how to attack me so you just spew random things hoping that it'll do the trick. What happened to the 'muh intellectual superiority' that you frog-posters are always going on about? Is this really the best you can do?

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>>36069542
>>36069235
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FAGGOT NORMIES
STOP POINTING OUT MY CONTRADICTING BULLSHIT
REEEEEEE

>>36069542
>Hates frog-posters
Hi newfriend
You work for adult swim, shillboy?
We're not going to stop using him.
So you better get used to it, Shekelberg.

>>36065415
No :) It feels warm and you both let out audible sighs as everything kinda slows down and you realize you're really inside another person that you hopefully like a lot, your heartrate speeds up a bit and you look at the other person and see that she is going through the similar emotions as you are as she wraps her legs around your body and you go in for a kiss on her soft lips and it's pretty nice!

>>36069585

I never said I wanted anyone to stop using them, in fact I think they're a good thing. It speaks volumes of the credibility of the post before I even start reading it; that can be a big time-saver.

>>36069661
>liberal spotted
Ugh, why are you faggots always talking like you're in an snl or Daily Show sketch?
It really gives you away. Snark doesn't replace a good point, lady.

>>36069646
What this guy said!

Something that you have to realize is that the emotional component can be even greater than the physical component. That's why masturbating, fleshlights, etc. can never bring you even CLOSE to the heights of pleasure that making love to the right girl can.

>>36069699
Kill yourself immediately you disgusting normie filth faggot

>>36069685
I always get a chuckle when someone makes a false assumption about me; but when you get two in one post that couldn't be further from the truth, that's something else again.

Very male; very conservative.

>>36069699
Totally. If I just want to cum I can do that myself a lot better than my girlfriend I've been doing it since I was 12 and know 100% how I want to be stroked. It's the thrill of sharing something such intimate with someone else that makes it all so exciting!

>>36069741
>Acts liberal af
>Types like a female
HAHAHAHAHA
Fuck, if that's true, you got some issues to work out.

>>36069726

Why should I kill myself? I'm happy with my life (I mean it's not perfect; but I've got most of what I want).

>>36069741
b my conservative bf pls

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>>36067009
if you really want to please a lady you gotta take some advice from an expert: give her some finger play
tickle your pussaayyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcDwzaXd3yI&t=7s

>>36069755
How exactly was I 'acting liberal'?

>>36069793
Wait a minute. I know this pattern.
You're a Jew.

>>36069761
Sorry; also very spoken for.

>>36069801
So, you can't name one thing. That's precisely what I thought.

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>>36069831
I don't care to play the debate game on your terms, Kike.
I'd prefer to roast you in an oven.
That won't be for some time, unfortunately.
Still, it's all building nicely.
Pepe and I are red-pilling more and more people about your rat 'people' every day.

>>36067573
kinky thot here, not even integrated in the 4chan community im just passing by before i go to sleep

if she's into rough play then 8/10 times you can speed stuff up a little. like sure you can start with making out and stuff but grabbing her hair and making sure youre kind of above her no matter how you guys are postitioned helps, a quick deep tug at the roots of the hair that makes her head tilt up is always an instant shower down in dat pussy. gently putting your hand around her neck also helps warm her up.
when you make your way down to put in the finger, try to put a little more pressure on her; like rubbing her inner thigh before you even begin but with slight more rigor than a caress is good.
depending on the mood, the fingering can be worked down into, so that it's mostly just fingering and nothing else but make sure you engage with her while you're fingering her instead of just letting her watch you. use your free hand to grab those titties or put your hand behind her neck and kiss her. heavy breathing from both of you is always a good sign.
self aware thot signing out for now, if you have any questions please do ask! good luck and hope i helped a lil

>>36065415
>Does it feel the same as wrapping banana skin around your penis?
no vaginas i tried were to slippery and lose only 1 girl use a constriction to make me cum.

>>36070114
Was it a boa constriction?

>>36070114
What if I smear the skin in olive oil and use a tight grip?

>>36067625
>And from my years of masturbation im pretty aware that I dont make much noise and I make an oddly femanine O face but of course with actual sex things are bound to be alot more intense

It will be WAY more intense, trust me! The emotional component acts as a multiplier to the physical component to a degree that you simply can't imagine until you experience it.


Oh, and one last piece of general sex advice: do NOT attempt to imitate anything you've seen in porn!!!

What porn actors do on screen is meant to optimize viewing pleasure for the audience; NOT to optimize pleasure for each other!

>>36072403
Hold on, you're saying facefucking and the piledriver aren't acceptable?

>>36067009
W/e u decide to do use a rubber.
And report back how it went.

>>36072403
>>36072558

God dammit; why didn't someone tell me this sooner! All this time I've been performing 'cunnilingus' by half-assedly flicking the tip of my tongue around the general vicinity of the clit. I always thought that the girls I was with were just frigid because they didn't moan and writhe and scream while I did it. Are you telling me that it's actually because I've been doing it completely wrong this whole time!?

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It seems like a good thread to dump this old copypasta in

>>36072676
I will try my best to remember to start a new thread afterwards! And I dont have to worry about that she started birth control two weeks ago.

>>36073551

Whoa, dude! It can sometimes take a month or two for that kind of birth control to be effective!

They suck, but I'd recommend using a rubber anyway (and hey, you were worried about your stamina; condoms will actually help you last longer).

it feels pretty ok, after a lot of foreplay its like finally. my dick is fucked and sex barely feels good enough to stay hard tho

>>36069791
desu girls love good fingering. they writhe and moan and can barely think straight.

>>36073751
Oh I thought it was 2 weeks to be effective, shows how much I know huh! Yeah rubbers it is for little while

>>36074260
Never mind; please disregard!
Pills have come a long way since I studied up on them... apparently they're now effective after only 7 days!
That said, they won't do shit for STD's; so you have to ask yourself how much you trust what this girl has to say about her sexual history.

>>36074679
Yeah obviously im going to be the better judge of the situation here because it is my situation, I think Ill wear one just in case and to help with stamina and just say its for extra protection, cant be too careful nowadays!

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>>36065415
I'm not gonna lie, it's the possbily best physical feeling you can ever feel as a man. Imagine you put your dick into a warm, slippery, soft and tight hole made out of flesh. That's how it feels.

Without a condom it is one of the most incredibly amazing feelings out there. Its wet, warm, squishy, smells fucking perfect, sounds perfect, there is nothing wrong in the world when i insert it into that hole. With a condom, you lose some of that greatness, but its still incredible and almost as good.

>>36066061

A real vagina is actually really hot. It feels much hotter than normal body temperature.

sauce: used to be a chad and fucked a lot of sluts before going off the rails and ending up here.

>>36067005
Tightness has nothing to do with how many times she had sex, it's like penis size in men. My virgin ex was the loosest I've ever been with, a lot more than the biggest slut.