When you eat out a hairy girl, does her pubic hair tickle your nose?

>>36063905
I can only hope so, my dude.

>>36063905

In the most wondrous way; yes.

Downside: you might get a stray pube or two in your mouth; but it's totally worth it.

What does being close to another person feel like?

>>36064067

Warm, tingly, and wonderful; both physically and emotionally.

>>36064094
I suppose that makes sense, since I feel cold, numb and horrible, and I am the opposite of close to somebody.

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Unrelated, but does anyone else pluck their pubic hair? Its so much better than shaving tbqhwyf but plucking my scrotum hair hurt so much how do you guys do it?

>>36064239

Sorry; can't help you. Never got any complaints about my ball hair from any of my GFs so I've never felt the need to do this.

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>>36064239
I only pluck the hair around my dick if I'm sick of it. Then shave my scrotum cause I don't like how plucking feels there

>>36063905

On a related topic; just out of curiosity...

What's everyone age and preference regarding female pubic hair (bald, mostly shaved, full but trimmed, or wild and woolly). I'm curious to know if there's a correspondence with age.

>> 44; Full but Trimmed

>>36063905
>When you eat out a hairy girl, does her pubic hair tickle your nose?
nah, i just use a knife and fork

>>36064845
18; bald
Oreganonomics

>>36064845
20, mostly shaved/closely trimmed
I definitely love a bit of fluff above the clit

>>36064845
34, full bush.

>>36064845
>18; shaved bald

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>>36064845

>31
>Unshaven if hair is soft and light colored(esp red)
>Trimmed if it's black and wiry

Fully shaved pussies look like plucked chickens. The Brazilian thing just looks gross to me, like a mohawk.

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tfw ill never get a girls pubes stuck in my teeth

>>36064845
20y/o, bald

>>36064845
I can't have a preference because I have never been in contact with a girl

>>36064239
Yes, glad to find another plucker. Every time I go piss I run my fingers through my pubes and pull out hair, feels very nice for some reason.

>>36067114
You can still have a visual preference.

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>>36063905
Yes and it's disgusting, that's why I'm giving my GF lasser hair removal sessions. So smooth now

>>36064845
>37
>fully natural everywhere (the hairier the better)

>>36064106
FAR
AWAY

>>36064845
As young as feasible/legal and with no trimming/shaving/cutting.

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>>36067174
Nigga you should use a tweezer instead.
>tfw you slowly pull a hair out of its follicle and then plant the hair with its sticky root on a paper
>shavefags will never understand tfw

>>36067114

I actually meant just visually, as this anon correctly pointed out >>36067224

>>36067284

I meant YOUR age, not the hypothetical girl's.

>>36067248

I hope she likes yeast infections, because she'll be having more of them (not LOTS more, but more).

>>36064845
>18
>bush (except Asians, their pubes are gross)

Obviously I'm a virgin but I'm going off pure aesthetic appeal here

eating pussy is for genuine cucks

>>36064845
>40
>full bush or trimmed

>>36064845
>23, shaven, full but trimmed or the slutty triangle

>>36067968

Being able to please a woman in bed actually makes her LESS likely to want to stray; but keep telling yourself whatever you need to to feel better about not having had intimate contact with a vagina since you were born.

>>36066902
I went down on a redhead with a bush like that and the smell was so strong that it made me gag. I get the chills thinking about it.

>>36064845

38

On MOST girls, I prefer a full but trimmed muff. I only think the shaved look is alright if three other criteria are met...

1) It's nice and smooth (I find razor bumps and stubble to be disgusting).

2) The girl has a nice innie labia (one good thing about a full muff is that it can help downplay a jacked up labia).

3) The girl is petite and baby-faced (that is, already has a bit of a jailbait look going on anyway).

>>36063905
Yes, it's so fucking annoying. Shave that shit.

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>>36067915
Oh really? Source?

>>36067369
I do that with my chin hairs but I put them on the woodenframe of my mirror. I have a collection going.

Will one of you 40+ year old robots take my virginity? I've never shaved but I will if that is your preference.

>>36068893
pics or Im going to have to say now, of the face and the pussy, preferably in the cutest girliest panties you own

>>36068893
Sure, but only if you marry me first.

>>36068893
>wanting to fuck a 40+ year old
Daddy issues ?

>>36069001
Yes please. How old are you and are you a virgin?

landing strip lite I guess you would call it( very thinned out, but not thin in width, landing strip), 20

I ate out a girl with very little hair, she shaved a few days before so the stubble kinda hurt my tongue. Another time they had a lot of hair and it got in the way a little but it was a guy

>>36069018
Practicality. Men my age don't want to settle down. They are uusually out drinking and having casual sex. They are also loud and obnoxious. Older men are mature and better conversationalists, and more likely to have their own place and a car.

>>36069067
Oh so you're just a whore, nevermind, I'm out, thought you were my age.

>>36069067
>They are usually out drinking and having casual sex. They are also loud and obnoxious.
Same thing can be said for women.
>Older men are mature and better conversationalists
So they can get into your pants easier. If a guy is 40+ and has not married then he is a manwhore just looking to get his duck wet on younger women.

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>>36069137
I forgot to add the picture. Also bears are the best.

>>36063905
Maybe but that's not really what I'm thinking about.

>>36069137
What if they are just divorced because some roastie roastied him? I just really hate people my age, I've never gotten along with them and my friends have always been older.
>>36069097
How am I a whore for being young? I'm a khv.

>>36069316
>>How am I a whore for being young?
For wanting to whore yourself to someone twice your age because he has specific material possessions. See, your brain can't even into logic yet.

>>36069316
>some roastie roastied
What does that mean?
> I just really hate people my age
How can you hate people you never met? Also there are a good number of people who are 20s who don't go out clubbing.

>>36068782

Here's three...

http://drjessicablack.com/shaving-down-there-a-few-things-you-should-know/

http://www.downstairsjourney.com/yeast-infections/to-shave-or-not-to-shave

https://drjengunter.wordpress.com/2013/03/28/what-to-tell-a-partner-who-wants-you-to-remove-your-pubic-hair/

If you want more, just do a Google search on "increased risk of yeast infection shaved pubes"

Of course; if you were capable of doing that, you'd have done it. Once you see that it's a widely-accepted medical fact, you can take your smarmy reaction image and shove it back up your gaping faggot asshole where you got it from.

>>36069357
Material possessions? I just want someone I can stand to be around. I no longer have the luxury of time on my side anymore to be subtle and slow about atttacting a mate. At this point I just don't want to die a virgin.
>>36069406
Divorced because she cheated, or wants a hotter husband, or wants his money. The usual.

>>36069538
He could have divorced from cheating and chasing after younger girls aswell. But really we are just talking what-ifs. If you really want to go find a older guy to just fuck you need to go out and find one aka going to the bar/clubbing. But just wanting to fuck a older guy make you a very shallow person.

>>36069357
>Finding a mature, established man
>Stability
>Financial security
>Someone experienced in life
Yeah, what a whore. Millennial girls are looking at millennial boys across the board and thinking, "I could do so much better than this holy shit." The way 18-25 year old """men""" today behave like utter faggots half the time and cringey tough guys the other half turns women off. When you make women of your own generation vomit, what have you got left, senpai?

>>36069737
Why would anyone hate themselves so much to deliberately cater to whores with eyes bigger than their already sizeable gaping holes? You're better than that.

>>36068893
I thought this thread showed that older men prefer bush? Like me.

I'll take your virginity if you have a nice hairy pussy and are not fat and live in Europe.

>>36069843
>A woman who wants you
>Who you can sort of mold and coach
>Watch her start her life and career
>Go through the growing pains of watching her get a job and find herself
>Pussy not used up
>Skin not saggy
Give up, millennials. This shit's a slam dunk.

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>be technical writer
>revising paper gf did for graduate school
>she usually makes up for stuff like this in cute ways without it me ever expecting it or anything

>she sent me a "i cant wait to make up for this to you *kiss emoji*"
>insists it will be a suprise

>tfw it will almost certainly involve her doing something extra nasty to muh dick

>>36066902
I see you're a man of culture as well.

My exact answer.

>>36070091
Same for me senpai, I translated my (11 years younger) wife's Master's thesis and got it published for her. These millennials with no money and no skills haven't got a fucking chance.

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>>36069465

>WordPress dot com
>Downstairsjourney dot com

You just can't make this shit up

Maybe next time you can show me your google search about how vaccines gave you autism, lad.

>>36063905
Imagine my disappointment when I realized that wasn't a dog

>>36064239
Im a virgin, but i shave my balls. The secret is to shave with the grain of the hair first, then shave against the grain of the hair afterwards to avoid ingrown hairs and have a clean shave.

>>36068893
>supposed fembot posts and leaves without any contactfagging

What a surprise.

>>36067942
>bush (except Asians, their pubes are gross)
Why? Asians have the cutest looking pubes.

>>36069465
Not that guy and not reading those, but laser is different from shaving and waxing. Shaving and waxing leaves damaged skin and open wounds that lead to poor health. Laser makes it the same as any other part of the body with no hair.

>>36064845
>24
>anything but a full on forest, especially around the labia, that area has to be trimmed at least

>>36064845
>25; I want to die in my sleep
This comment is apparently not original

>>36071410

Laser > razor for sure, but skin damage from the method is only part of the problem. Pubes act as a barrier against foreign particles that might otherwise get into the vagina and cause problems. As the original anon who brought it up said; it's not a catastrophic elevation in risk, but there IS an elevation in risk.

>>36072721
>barrier against foreign particles that might otherwise get into the vagina
Like, penises?

>>36072072
jesus christo, this is originally underrated as fuck

>>36072780
Only ones so small that they could be construed as 'particles'.

>>36063905
no not really. it's been awhile since i've eaten a pussy with as much hair as the one in the OP.

whenever i encounter hair nowadays it's mostly short or just stubble.

i miss female pubic hair. i really would like to know why so many western women started clean shaving

>>36064845
>26
>somewhere between full but trimmed and mostly shaved. landing strips are nice, all over stubble is also nice.

>>36068485
women will stray no matter how well you satisfy them. they don't always cheat because the sex is bad, sometimes they do it because they're genuine whores.

>>36064845
31:trimmed

Not so origano taste.

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>>36073043
>women will stray no matter how well you satisfy them. they don't always cheat because the sex is bad
Women literally cheat because their man is a beta. And you instantly become beta if you let her lock you down. This is why all marriages fail these days, women just aren't attracted to men that fall for the marriage meme, even if it's marriage with them.

>>36073108
>And you instantly become beta if you let her lock you down

very true. i'm 28 and it took me until after college to figure out women didn't really want any kind of commitment.

>>36064845
landing strip. it's basically the crew cut of pubic hair, tight and stylish.

>>36072946
>i miss female pubic hair. i really would like to know why so many western women started clean shaving

It's a trend just like body piercing and tramp stamps. Porn stars started doing it for shock value and guys started liking it, so women started doing it to please guys.

Some women like it, others don't but do it anyway to make guys happy, and some don't like it and refuse to do it. Any girl in the latter two categories will be quite delighted with a man who's not only content with but actually prefers minimal to no yard work.

>>36072721
It really must not be that huge of a deal otherwise people would get sick from foreign particles all the time before hitting puberty.

>>36063905
I can do hairy (but trimmed) bush, and clean-shaven as well.

But when there's rough stubble it just feel like I'm kissing my dad on the cheek after he's come home from work.

>>36072721
>Pubes act as a barrier against foreign particles that might otherwise get into the vagina and cause problems.

I mean that's great for apes that haven't invented clothes and underwear yet, but quite obsolete for modern humans.

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>>36068509
Apparently redheads have different scents because of their unique pheromones. My ex was a redhead and she smelled amazing, that pussy pong drove me crazy

>>36073511
No kidding?
Source pls

*sigh*
And once again robot mental gymnastics > actual medical knowledge.