that kid stories

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>that kid who died in a fire trying to protect his family but they died anyways
ruined a fucking month of school desu
no one would shut up about it

>that kid who autistically flipped out in math class because he couldn't hear to the teacher over talking

Why am I such an autist?

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>>36059190
>that kid who had a water bottle full of vodka and ran home when the teachers found out

>that kid who always chewed in class

This was actually everybody in my school except for me.

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>That kid who crashed their car and died.

She was high on meth and killed 2 children under 5. Everyone acted like she was a saint.

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>that one kid who was a huge prick all throughout high school and then died in a drunk car accident and became the school's personal Martyr.
I didn't feel bad for him at all. Don't drink and drive, dipshit.

>that kid who was a gay gerontophile and started trombone lessons at age 15 only because he had a crush on the teacher
luckily were still together desu, too bad he is married and not as degenerate as me.

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>that kid that was a convicted felon by the age of 14

>>36059612
reminds me of a song about how everybody turns into wonderful people after they're dead. Here, have a listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtxqohNtLIg

>>36059612
>That guy who crashed his V8 Mustang after a week

It still haunts me. Shit was good as new.

>>36059190
That kid who used to call in bomb threats to his high school just to get out of class

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>>36059697
I hope that guy sits in automotive hell.

>that kid who was always nice to everyone but was picked on by one particular person, eventually causing him to snap and stab the person in the eye with a pencil
can't say i blame him

>>36059788
did the guy lose his eye? was the kid expelled?

>that kid that was swinging around on the ceiling during class when the teacher wasn't looking, fell 15 feet and got a concussion

he was fine but our school ended up tutoring him free for years because they were afraid of getting sued. so good for him

>>36059804
he kept the eye but apparently the vision was bad, and he left at the end of the year

the kid who stabbed him never came in to school after that day and the teachers wouldnt tell us anything, so i assume he was expelled

>that one kid that moved away and became obsessed with bjork and tried to send her a bomb

>>36059689
go to bed derek

>>36059190
>that kid whose mom died suddenly of heart failure and then someone accidentally made a yo mama joke a few months later and it was really awkward

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>that small kid that sucked your dick

>that kid that shit his pants in the middle of the cafeteria and everyone could smell it.
>that kid's dad who left work and had to come wipe the shitty doo doo off his sons ass while he's crying
>that kid was me at 16

Feelsbad.exe

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>that kid that sucked the sperm out of a used condom

>>36060934
what the fuck? why did you shit yourself? Why did your dad have to come wipe you??

>>36060934
Holy fuck. Happened to me too, but it was in elementary school i was like 8 or 9 ahahaha bro im so sorry

>that kid who always sat by himself during lunch
Tfw it was me

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>>36060979
When you gotta go, you gotta go. And because I'm a degenerate.

Pic related

>that kid in computer class who changed his desktop background to a lamborghini
Origano

>>36061039
This is not a satisfying answer.

>that kid who played video games in the back of class every class

>that kid that kept talking back to the teacher trying to be funny
Like seriously, just shut the fuck up already dude

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>>36061103
>this was me all throughout middle school

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>that kid who was given a bag of popcorn and found a used condom after eating most of it

it was me

That kid who wore a dirty old peacoat and speedwalked down the hallways

>>36061103
>The kid who thought he had some kind of banty rapport with the teacher when it was clear to everyone else that the teacher really didn't like him

>that kid who walked around by himself during breaktime trying to look buzy

Tfw was me

>that kid who had cancer and asked me if i wanted to be his friend so i said sure then mid conversation said "haha yea but at least i don't have a terminal disease" then everyone looked at me like "dude" so I left out of shame and 2 months later he was dead

>>36061143
>>36061103

STOP STOP STOP STOP THIS HURTS

MATTHEW PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>that kid who got suspended for looking up pornin the library
Fuck you richard i know you set me up

>>36059190
>that gang of arabs that hates "faggots" (i.e. everyone that isn't a arab bro) and followed a "faggot" home from a party and bashed him unconscious, then dumped his body under some random guys house, who found him dead the next day, and they didn't go to prison and still went to school like it was no big deal

>that kid who was me who took 2 other kids out of the playground into the woods and ass raped them in a shed not knowing a girl followed us to see what we were doing then started yelling "EW EW EW TEACHER COME QUICK" so we got our clothes back on and ran away and they called social services and my dad made me cry for 6 months by asking every hour "why'd you do it son?" with a look of extreme sadness and disappointment then thinks i'm a faggot for the next 15 years til he died, he died thinking i'm a faggot and nothing i could do could convince him otherwise.

>>36061184
>use library wifi to browse 4chan on my phone
>refresh page
>access restricted: pornographic sites are not allowed
>guy behind desk looks at me

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>>36061185
why weren't they arrested?

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>that kid who fucked his bully's gf, and always got a cheeky blowy from her at most parties

>>36061221
it was probably germany or something

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>>36061228
so was that kid you?

>>36061081
how is this bad in any kind of original way

>that kid who drew sonic and megaman pictures around the school
>that kid whom hit his head on a curb whle scateboarding and fucking died
>that kid who i saw getting a sofa smashed on top of him

>that kid who would eat lunch in the bathroom stalls

>>36061221
they just kids they dindu nuffin

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>that kid who got hit by a car while chasing someone and had to be home schooled

you should've just left me alone Anthony

>that kid whomst could never find a partner or a group

>>36061239
Nah i was his older brother felt so proud when i found out

>that kid who everyone thought was entirely normal until someone walked in on him taking a shit in the middle of the bathroom floor

where the fuck do you people live? How do so many kids die in highschool?

I went a middle class type school in the UK and the worst that happened here was some cocaine snorting and teenage pregnancy

>>36061286
America. I knew tons of kids who died in high school. From various cancers, getting in car wrecks, etc. Must be an American thing.

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>that kid who would have his tongue out and pant like a dog in gym class

>that kid who ran around school hunched over, with his area behind his back (think Naruto or Sonic)
>that kid who found a way to save porn on his computer (actually was sitting next to this kid after school, as he pasted hentai into word)

>that kid in middle school who had her nude mass forwarded to the entire grade

>that kid who shouted "enemy spotted, grenade out" before chucking an apple accross the cafeteria

>that kid who got caught masturbating in the middle of class and didn't stop when the teacher confronted him

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>that kid who pulled down his pants in the cafeteria to prove he didn't have power rangers underwear on

>That kid who jerked off in the lunchroom and girls watched

>That kid who got hit by a train cause he was blind in one eye but was in the retard class so everyone thought he killed himself

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>that kid whose PSP background was a bunch of naked women and claimed it got hacked

>that kid who felt the need to insult every kid he talked to, even girls
>he ended up never having friends throughout high school at all
was me

>>36061128
Shit that must have hurt. What happened afterwards? Did the guys who gave you the popcorn laugh at you?

>>36059265
Ah shut up you fat neet.
I wished that kid would've survived so people talked about him even more so you had to listen to him doing something you can only dream about.

>that kid who masturbated in class under his jeans
>totally unaware of how obvious it looked
>when he finished, the girls in front of him all turned around and laughed
>didn't realize what that implied until years later

help me

>that kid who always shouted "YOU JUST GOT PASSED BY THE KING OF HALLS" every time he ran past someone in the hallway
I want to fucking do this now

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>>36061353
Yep, they were at the table across laughing like maniacs. I ran to the bathroom and started throwing up in the sink. Dropped out shortly after.

>>36061370
they probably loved it, girls that age are fascinated by male sexuality

That kid who hung around with our group when walking home, pretending/trying to be apart of it
Fuck you, Derek

>>36061391
i hope my display of virility amused them. They never asked for sex though

>>36061158

was me..sihh

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>that kid who punched himself really hard in the head and fall down and started humping the ground while screaming

>>36061371
I feel like a retard for laughing so hard at this.

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>that kid who tried to skip school but got caught by the vice principal and cried in the main office

Fuck you Mustafa

>that kid who learned how to get around the firewalls but didnt tell anybody how

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>That kid who always smelled like sperm though he didnt know it

>>36061433
that kid was a total dick, he should have told at least me

>>36061370
I wish I could go into his class and when he starts masturbating under his jeans I take off my skirt so I'm completely naked then get on top of him and grind against his bulge on the jeans with both our penises.

>that fat kid who would staple his arm

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>that kid who verbally destroyed a teacher to the point of tears

Holy fuck that was embarrassing

>that girl who had some condition that would make her drool a lot, need thick glasses and make her talk like a retard
>never saw anyone like this since

what was her fucking problem?

>that kid thta wouldnt stop talking baout communism

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>>36061035
Everybody here sat by themselves

>that manipulative, passive aggressive kid who threw a tantrum because his friend started hanging out with his secret crush so he went around gossiping and started rumors about his friend to destroy every relationship he had and making him a total pariah without him knowing why.

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>that kid who managed to knock himself out in a fist fight

>that kid who wore a scorpion jacket
>that kid who talked really quietly
>that kid who was obsessed with cars (aka my ex-whole god damn normie school)
>that kid who chewed toothpicks
>that kid who was a real human bean
>and a real hero

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>>36061506
have things gotten better for you?

>That class of kids who bullied their English teacher and lock him out of the classroom until he cried, and then mocked him for it.
>The guilt they felt when they learned his wife recently died giving birth

>>36061473
>that kid who was verbally destroyed by a teacher to the point of tears and tried to kill himself ten minutes later by sticking his head inside a toilet bowl but someone walked into the bathroom and stopped him

>>36061523
I'm on this board aren't I?

>>36061526
>tried to kill himself ten minutes later by sticking his head inside a toilet bowl
lmao how the fuck is that going to work?

>that kid who farted into his cupped and and tried o get you to smell it
>that kid who smeared poo into a portrait of pooh on the bathroom walls

>that kid whos been a jerk to literally everybody else around him in hs and died of leukemia just before graduating

>>36061556
He was trying to drown himself in the toilet water, I think.

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>that kid who tried to fight the teacher but got his ass kicked

>that kid who used memes irl

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>that kid who got arrested for stabbing a cross eyed bitch with a pencil

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>that kid who drew swastikas on desks and the bathroom stalls
>also left a copy of "mein kompf" on a jewish teachers desk

Mfw was me

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>that kid who always skipped class but still got the highest scores and got accepted into the best high school in new york

This might be before yall's time but..
>those kids who wore naruto headbands to school

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>>36061608
Absolutely devilish, im proud of you hitler

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>>36061641
>that kid who brought in a Yugioh gauntlet

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>>36061672
It's funny because this kid dressed exactly like Sasuke every day but 40 pounds overweight

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>>36059190

> That kid who ran infront of the road on the way to the school field.
> Squished by an arctic lorrry.

They never did get the stain out...

>>36061625
>that kid who figured out that he didn't need to do his homework because he would pass classes based on test scores alone
>that kid who never got his shit together and dropped out with a 1.79 GPA senior year of high school

>>36061701
it really is amazing how oblivious some people can be while lacking any selfawareness

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>>36061322
Was me.
Fuck you, that was not a waste of an apple.

>that kid whose "senior prank" was to throw a dummy off an area of the school's roof where it passed the window of a crowded classroom and he mooned everyone when they rushed outside but he slipped and fell headfirst, putting himself in a coma for four years and he was basically retarded when he woke up

>>36061573
that is truly hilarious

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>>36061747
damn, that's pretty fucked desu

>that kid who read hentai manga in school
>tfw it was me

>>36059190
Same thing happened with one of my classmates, except he was basically given one night in jail and had to sign a 'good behaviour bond' because he lives in cuckstraya.

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>That kid who got in trouble when the teacher said something in spanish and responded with "I don't speak illegal immigrant"

Was me

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>>36061727
do I even have to ask which is you?

>>36061819
You were the edgy kid that I used to roll my eyes at.
Plot twist: you're still that kid.

>>36061125
you should just hang yourself desu

origanananano

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>that kid who told the teacher he thought she was joking about doing the homework

How the fuck am I supposed to write an entire essay in french if you've barely taught us shit?

>That kid that got in a fight with another kid who came to school drunk and he ended up pushing the drunk kid into a chain fence that degloved his arm when it snagged on part of the fence.

That kid was me.

>>36061641

I did this. Oh god, why did I do so much embarrassing shit. Everyone knows

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>That kid whomst shows you 2012 model memes in the middle of a quiz.

Mfw the teacher fails you for talking because you told that normie cunt to fuck off.

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>those kids who all died in a car crash aside from one stacey who's skull got caved in

I'm not even sure how she's still alive desu, saw a picture of her after and half her head was missing.

>>36061832
>not being the edgy kid

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>>36061885
>that kid whose test got ripped up and was scolded after asking someone for a pencil

twas me fuck you ms smith

>that kid who was the edgy kid
was me

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>that kid who tried to create a pool of spit during class
>that kid who tried to draw some shitty graffiti with his sharpie on the wall next to school and thought that he was "gangsta" because of that
>that kid who was hiding in changing room during PE classes
>that kid who pissed all over the floor of that changing room
>that kid who was caught masturbating in that changing room
>that kid who was lanky skellington but still acted tough to "impress the ladies"
>that kid who ran home when teacher wanted to talk to him about some shit he did earlier
>that kid who was fucked in the butt by his mom at home (not literally)
>that kid who was dared to eat his shit and he did
>that kid who desperately wanted a gf and never scored
>that kid who a year or two after graduation appeared having a gf, but losing all emotions

Goddamn, Alexander, that was one hell of a ride.

>that kid who came to class late and everyone was quiet and solemn so they jokingly asked "geez who died in here?"
>the morning announcements asked for a moment of silence for a girl who killed herself, who happened to be in my homeroom
I was that kid. I got some really nasty looks.

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>that kid who got seriously stomped out on the school bus as everyone did their best to ignore it

Reuben, ya never should've tried standing up to him. That's why you ended up with that lazy eye

>that 120 kg (more muscle than dat) high school kid that had a moustache at 15 but was still pretty chill and funny
>who preferred to roll down the stairs head first
>who literally throw a kid away like the hulk for making fun of him
>who played vanilla wow in class
>who almost busted his knees just to prove a point to his PT
>who once slapped a dude and KOd him
>who taught the edgy kids how to faint by blowing hard after squats
>who told an italian lady "i want the red drink" in his mother language multiple times and she couldnt understand
>who wrote an essay on minecraft

Martin was a good kid

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>>36061473
I saw this 3 different times, my high school was 60-70% black kids though. I also broke down and cried in class 1 time in my 9th grade math class when an 18 year old freshmen was picking on me

>>36061608
mein kampf**
not kompf, swine

t. a jew
btfo

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>that kid who looked young for his age and never talked, all the older girls treated him like a little brother

probably the first and last time I got any attention from females

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>>36061819
>that kid who talked back to the substitute teacher and got sent to the principal when the sub was lecturing the girls in class about how they should get an abortion if they have an unwanted teenage pregnancy
>tfw the principal also agreed that the substitute was being inappropriate

pulled a reverse fedora and I don't even remember why

>that kid who brought one of his dad's playboys and cried when he got exposed
god I'm such a faggot
at least the hot bio teacher pity-hugged me

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>that kid who paid two 6 year olds a dollar to come with him in his car and he took them home and raped them

Sophomore year was weird

>>36061747
How retarded are we talking? Like, just kind of slow on the uptake, can't answer 'how long does it take a car going 60mph to go 60 miles?' tier or can't wipe his butt or string together sentences tier?

>>36061208
Why'd you do it, anon? Desu

>>36061862
Which one? How's your arm?

>>36061317
>that one kid who got caught with it and was put on the sex offenders list for cp posession

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>>36059190

>that kid who fell for an online sting senior year and went to jail for trying to meet a 13 year old at a gas station for sex and the local news posted his mug shot on Facebook and reading everyone's reactions

>that kid that wanted to fit and and do "pills" like the seniors so he swallowed a bottle of his moms blood pressure meds and had a heart attack in class and died
Why the fucc to people just say "pills" and not what the actual drug is? Do they think they sound hard for swallowing pills or is it to reationalize their habit of swallowing enough amphetamine to kill an elephant by putting it in the same boat as tylenol?

>>36059676
I read your post on /LGBT/

>>36062768
How often does this happen? Happened at my school too

>>36061185
>and they didn't go to prison and still went to school like it was no big deal
t. that kid who makes up stories

>>36062876
Didn't happen at mine
How'd they even get caught?

>>36061216
motherfucker
orignao

>>36061323
please be real for the love of god

>>36059524
'twas me desu but they never found out!

>>36061273
you just wanted to use whomst didn't you anon?

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>that kid who punched my in the head after I was trying to trip him up
>that kid who was crying after punching me while I just sat there not giving a fuck
>teacher asked me if I wanted that kid punishing but I said I started it and it was my fault

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>That kid who sucked dick in the boys bathroom for free

>>36063461
>I will never be that kid

>>36059190
>That kid who got caught by the teacher drawing naked women in front of the class and when the teacher said he would call his parents he said they would beat him. When the teacher said he doesn't care the kid told he would beat his parents too and then snatched the book and threw it out of the window but it landed on the window of the storey below and they took the book back.

that day was good

>>36062977
really fucking late on this one, girl complained boys got phones confiscated and they found them full of teens nudes

>>36059524
I was that kid too, except I had plenty of weed as well. Never got in trouble from that though.

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>>36059524
>that kid who brought a 1kg bag of explosives and told the homeroom teacher it was cocaine

>that kid that used to throw pieces of ham at the muslim kids.
I'm sorry Mo you were actually a pretty cool guy.

>>36061608
Delete this copy pasta 9fag

>>36061339
>>That kid who jerked off in the lunchroom and girls watched
st-story?

>>36061208
>fuck 2 guys in the ass
>"thinking I'm a faggot"

Did he misgender you or something?
What colour is your hair?

>>36063461
>I will never go back to school and meet that kid and get the succ

>>36061240
T. Str8 normalfag

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>that kid who sucked off every black kid in school cuz he thought they tasted like a watamellun

>that kid that got his face stomped in by "accident" playing sports

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>that kid who made a "clock" that looked like a fucking bomb and got arrested, sued the school, met the president, Mark Zuckerberg, an astronaut, Steve Jobs, John Lennon and later became a billionaire who doesn't work a day in his life

>that kid that was always the victim of the popular guys, who eventually made him EAT the underwear of some (actual) retarded kid who hadn't changed his underwear in 5 days

They were mad at him because he accidentally pushed one of the popular guys. It was actually me who pushed the popular guy, but I made everyone believe that it was 'that kid' who did it.

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>that kid who was to intelligent

>>36059649
died in a drunk car accident and became the school's personal Martyr.
>That kid who is only now really recovering from all the hate he felt
Why is there such a tendency for people to be viewed as martyrs who had led such shitty, selfish lives? Is it a side effect of entitlement culture, or something deeper?

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>that kid that kid that hid a bag of weed in the principals desk and gave an anonymous tip that he was using illicit drugs
>that kid that took 4 bars of xanax, slammed his head into the desk and fell over onto the floor unconcious and didnt get in trouble after he woke up
>that kid that stole 6 iPhones and reset then sold them for 350$ a piece then some kid bought one got it confiscated and they noticed the stole serial number and he snitched, but somehow didnt get more than a slap on the wrist and 2 day ISS
>that kid that sold regular dxm syrup in codeine bottles to white trash and watched them trip balls in class
>mfw when I managed to get away with all of this with only one fist fight because retard strength

>that tall fat girl with a skin disease that made her look like a tomato but was somehow still a stacey
>that fat midget girl who switched to another school after someone gave her a letter that said she was retarded
>that kid who shat in the garbage bin
>that friendless kid who tried to kill himself who had the same first name as the most popular chad in school, making everyone think that chad had tried to kill himself and sending him tons of support and gifts and shit

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>our senior class president gets expelled for smoking weed on the retreat trip

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the kid who was flinging around a cpr baby (pic related) around by the leg let go and gave my schools star athlete a concussion and a black eye

>>36060615
Heard about that, wasnt it filled with acid to fuck her face up?

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>that kid who played a shitty cover of The Final Countdown with his sister and her friend in high school and got made fun of on the internet by thousands of people
Totally not me.

>>36064689
Originally post the video.

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>the gay kid who wore pink tights to school and fucked older men

>that kid who wanted to show everybody how he was masturbating

I was that kid.

>>36064720
Last time i checked it had over a million views. Not that hard to find, anon.

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>>36059190
>That kid who smoked weed in the bathroom practically every day for three years and was never caught.

Mfw that kid was me.

>>36064720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o2ufv_c0xI

>>36064834
>>36064689
Tag haha :^)

>>36064834
>>36064850
fuck you. this shit is why i wanna die.

>>36064873
To be fair you were pretty decent your friend with the pink strat was shit though
P.S your sister has some serious birthing hips

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>>36064834
Damn anon, nobody ITT can beat that.

I got a fresh tard story for ya'll, 100% true, that i never told. it was 5 years ago
>be on bus
>fat retard sitting across from me
>i've heard stories of this kid, his name is Adrian, they say he is possessed by demons
>he suddenly turns to me with an M&M in his hand and says "do you want an M&M?" in a VERY high pitched weird voice
>i pause for a moment and think how i really don't want to eat anything handled by a tard but i also don't want to hurt a tard's feelings
>he repeats himself
>i reluctantly take the M&M and eat it
>he then says in a deep demonic voice that no human should be capable of making, "THAT WAS IN MY ASS."
>i start gagging but it's too late I swallowed it. I puke down in the floor where the driver can't see
>later my friend tell me that's what he does, one side of him is an angel and the other side a demon, possessed by both. the angel side is a squeeky voice and the devil is a deep voice

>>36061323
i respect this person
>we need to talk about kevin scene

>That kid who would invite people over to his house and kill cats and other small animals in front of them
>That kid who brought a jar of wasps onto the schoolbus, shook it up and then opened the lid
>That kid who killed a 70 year old korean man by slitting his throat and then came to school the next day with a shaved head
>That kid who is now sitting in prison for what'll be the rest of his life

>>36064978
that only leads up to what happens next
>skip ahead 1 year
>me and my brother are playing in our yard
>guy comes walking up the street, it's Adrian wtf is he doing over here
>he comes up to my brother who is about 30 feet away from me while I watch
>out of nowhere he picks up my brother above his head and body slams him into the ground
>then continues walking up the street

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>>36059265
That's sad desu
oregano

>>36065307
this dude sounds amazing

>>36064689
The bass and vocals were fucking horrible but who ever played the guitar wasnt that bad honestly

>>36065307
>A "vintage" tard story from the 90s... That kid who watched and laughed as one of the Stacys convinced the lone retarded girl at the high school that there was a person who lived behind the track bleachers in the bushes.

>that kid who sucked a homeless guys dick for a cigarette
>that kid who got pregnant, then pushed down the stairs by her dad

>>36065433
Are you talking about Carderelli?

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That kid at high school that tried to sell fake dabs to a kid and claiming he was from the hood and how hard his life growing up was. Living in the most consirvistive white ass peaceful area of FUCKING WISCONSIN

That irish kid who went apeshit because you took his phone

>>36061103
I was never this person but most of the teachers in my school were assholes, so whenever anyone did that to the teachers I was fine with it

>that kid who fucked the thicc teacher
>that kid who got nudes from the same thicc teacher (the teacher sent the nudes to a bunch of people)
>that kid who did cocaine in freshman year
>that kid that got paid to suck a dick for 100$ and then everyone knew about it
>that kid that kept getting in threesomes with other hoes

i swear the area i lived in was fucking crazy

>>36063595
What explosives even look like cocaine? I don't know of any that are both white and powdery.

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>that kid who did cocaine in the bathroom during math when he was 14, cocaine he found by accident lying on the street on the way to school
>that kid who tripped for 3 days on nutmeg
>that kid who made another kid trip for 3 days on datura
>that kid who ran away from home and was missing and everyone thought was dead
>that kid who brought a knife for show and tell
>that kid who was the smartest in class but pretended to be the dumbest
All me

>>36065854
>that kid who was the smartest in class but pretended to be the dumbest
this was also me

>that kid who used to bake pies and bring them to school on his birthday
Others didn't even laugh at me, they liked my pies too much.

>That kid that was really smart in one subject and would not stop bragging about it until he was found dead in another country.

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>that kid who faked a seizure in high school to get out of class

>>36066273
It was an unexpected ending.

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>that kid who would laugh at the random fetish art in google images
>that kid who got visibly nervous by it

>>36066209
Why only on your birthday?

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>that one black kid who lost both of his legs and one of his arms
That kid was still a Chad surprisingly

>>36059190
>stupid faggot kid who does karate and constantly tells everyone about it
>gets made fun of constantly
>eventually wants to show everyone his cool karate skills and punches a concrete wall
>breaks a few bones in his hand like a dumbass
>we all get detention for "egging him on" when in reality everyone just watched him be an idiot in near silence

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>>36059190
>that kid who was bullied for years, then became popular near the end of school, but didn't make good enough friendships for them to justify staying in contact, so a year after high school no one remembers they exist

Oh wait that was me

>>36066691
Well, I did it on some other people's birthdays too but they mostly took my pies home to share with friends and family.

>that kid who always got hard in human growth and also unfortunately really liked wearing basketball shorts

Was me

>that kid who would run after one other kid in particular during every break to try and kiss/hug him even though the other kid didn't like it so one day the touchy kid got tricked into running into the other kid but the other kid raised his knee just on time causing the touchy kid to become sterile and have his balls removed at age 7

No is no, two years were more than enough for him to understand.

>>36066289
The girl who faked having tourettes so people would pay attention to her when she'd scream in class

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>>36066750
>that feel when no triple amputee bf
Why even live

>>36065840
finely ground ammonium nitrate

The one special needs kid who would stand in the middle of the hallway during every passing period and hug all the stacies so he would break out into full-on tard rage

>>36066868
More like ammonium titrate lmao

>janitor comes in
>"tomorrow you'll enter two hours later because miss [teacher] won't be able to come"
>I immediately go apeshit happy doing retard gestures
>"her mother passed away"

I'm fucking glad high school is over

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>>36064689
>>36064834
top origami kek

>>36061482
he just won't shut up about communism or memes

>that kid who found out that the dude who's been bullying him for 4 years had severe colorblindedness and made fun of him so much for that that the roles switched for the last year

>that kid who always wore sweatpants which meant everyone could see his dick

this was me, but luckily i had a big dick so i could always see the interest on girls' faces when they look down at my dick
then they see my face again and shrink back in dissapointment

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>that kid who threw up in the school bus and had to scrub the floor on his knees in front of everyone

worst day of my life desu

>>36067265
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahahahahahahhahahahahagayayyayayahagaga

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>that kid who tried to hug the cute teacher when they were alone together but was immediately shoved away
'twas myself.

>>36067305
hhhhqaaaaaaaaa

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>that kid who thought he was really funny, when in reality he was just so fucking annoying
>would always try to ''joke'' about everything the teacher said
>most of the time he would just repeat the teachers exact words in a low pitch voice and laugh to himself
>since I was his only friend I had to pretend it was funny and smirk when he looked at me, which was every single time he opened his mouth
>one single time in our entire high school time together he made a joke that got some chuckles from the entire class.
>he repeated that joke for the rest of the day laughing to himself and visibly sweating
>later that day he would ask me how awesome it was that everyone laughed at his joke

God damnit paul you fucking sperg

>that white kid who used to be super high and mighty straight edge, never cussed and got really good grades, but whose grades dropped drastically junior year, then started drinking and smoking pot senior year
(Definitely not me)

>>36059190
>that kid who ran to every class freshmen year and dropped out in sophomore

>that girl who let her dog lick her vag and filmed it
>video got sent to everyone in school
>girl moved away a week later, through some police protection program
>apparently some 30 year old guy forced her to do it and send everyone the video

was still pretty hot t b h

>>36064834
My English is like hers.
MOTHER RUSSIA

>>36064689
I bet there's a ton of covers like this or even worse on YouTube. Consider yourself lucky.

>those kids that shit up "that kid" threads by writing shitty unininteresting stories before revealing that it was actually them, but their stories are stupid so nobody cares

Stop and post good content

>that kid that picked up a rat's corpse and, while holding it up front by the tail, chased kindergartens and sceeamed at the same time

>>36067832
>tfw thats me
oregano

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>that chav who burst out in tears in the middle of class because his grandma threatened to kick him out the next time he gets suspended

Last I heard he was in jail or something. No surprise.

>>36067522
that last bit made me feel bad for him as I know people like that

are you still in contact wit him?

>>36067884
me too
spoilerino

>>36059190
>That kid who run all the way to the computers in the library during breaks
>He tripped and fell
>Cracked his fucking head open

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>that kid who hung out with all the cliques but never fit in with one in particular

that was me

I was also that kid who would have conversations with the history teacher after class

>>36067934
yeah, he got his act together a bit so he's not completely insufferable to be around anymore.

I bet when he thinks back and realizes how embarrassing that shit was it must be terrible for him.
I have a tough time when I remember the awkward stuff I did, but for him it's just years and years of weapons grade cringe material

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>that black kid that never talked to me
>one day I show up in school using a cool plastic wrist watch that my grandma gave me the day before
>black kid talks to me and is nice to me the whole day, making me think that I finally got a friend
>nearing the end of the class, black kid tells me that another black kid told him that he would steal my watch after the class ended
>freaked and scared, I hid my watch in my backpack
>black kid that befriended me said that the backpack was open and he would close it when we were both getting out of class
>"Sure my friend"
>arrive home
>open backpack, watch is not there
>search it the whole day, realized something happened
>gets sad that I lost the wrist watch that grandma gave me
>go to school next day
>black kid that befriended me is wearing my watch
>feel betrayed and angry
>he says he and his other black friend will beat the shit out of me if I don't shut up about the watch
>mfw

And that's how at 7 years old I learned that blacks should never be trusted, it's probably the reason I ended up slightly racist nowadays

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>that kid who unironnically believed that whites were superior above every other race, but looked like the most inbred FAS suffering fuck ever.

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>that kid who disappeared without a trace

>>36065854
That kid who was abused at home and clinged to any teacher that was nice to him and did terribly in every other class
>Literally got great grades in a subject then awful grades in the same subject next year because the teacher was a cunt
That was me

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>>36064834
>clapping at 0:50
>it getting so much worse past that

>>36068179
everyone has that eye opening moment that makes them realize that black folks are not to be trusted
you should be glad that yours was over something as simple as a watch, most people don't come to the realization until they wake up in the hospital

Not a kid but happened at my school
>that janitor who fucking hung himself on school property.

>that kid that hanged himself before giving back to your friend the PSone games he borrowed
>tfw your friend never got those games back
>tfw your friend could never borrow those games to you

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>>36068286
My black """friend""" stole a hundred dollars from me.

On the bright side, he got arrested for weed a couple weeks later.

>>36061339
>>that kid who pulled down his pants in the cafeteria to prove he didn't have power rangers underwear on
t'was me, the rumor was care bears; I showed them!

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>that kid who took N-BOMB and fucking drowned in the river

>>36061391
why u gotta pretend you know about girls and their psychology

>>36061608
and you wonder why you visit r9k on a daily basis

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>that kid who got in trouble for making fun of the teacher who had cancer
>that kid who brought a bluetooth mouse to class and messed with the teacher's laptop while she was trying to give a powerpoint presentation
>that kid with long messy hair who would intentionally make it as messy as he could
>that kid who barked at people in the hall way
>that kid who wore a leather motorcycle jacket every day
>that kid who provoked one of the tard kids and got pushed down on the floor and then got in trouble for egging him on
>that kid who would open a command prompt on school computers and write gibberish in green text like the Matrix and convinced everyone he was a cool hacker
>that kid who handed Stacy his headphones and let her listen to the black metal on his iPod when she asked him what he was listening to

High school was an awkward stage for me.

>>36061885
thats not normie, thats some robot shit, he probably on this thread now

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>>36068225
Lol saying that is if people on this are'nt like that too

>that kid who grabbed the shampoo instead of beer and drank the whole thing and got wheeled off

So many fucking normies making unoriginal posts. Everyone has seen the thread simulators, stop fucking reposting shit you saw in them. r9k is meant to be about original content, stop with your autism.

>>36068627
What a dick, typical suicidist, good thing they're all in limbo

>>36068790
>that kid who wore a leather motorcycle jacket every day

I knew a kid like that as well
he even wore it in high summer and one time I asked him how he is not dying of heat.
he modified the jacket so that he could put cooling packs into various pouches over his body.
even had a pocket that he used to cool drinks, shit was rad

>>36068071
>bought a 100lb grip strangth trainer
>can barely do 10 reps on either hand with it, sometimes less
>do 8 on each hand maybe 45 minutes ago
>fiddling with it autismally while reading this thread
>open your pic and bust out 10 more reps on each hand with ease

are test memes real???????????? I'm so fucking bewildered

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>that kid who people joke about being a pedo got arrested years later for sexting an underage girl

>>36059190
>That kid who never had any real ambition to become anything or get a career
>Obsessed with metal, memes, yugioh and anime
>All his friends moved away, got jobs, traveled, worked on accomplishing their dreams
>That guy is unemployed and smokes weed all day and smells of spermy sweatpants

Me tvf

>that kid who changed the bathroom cigarette smoking game by standing on a toilet and pushing a ceiling tile out

that kid was me and i was a fuckin legend for a week

>that kid who was swimming in the river and got sucked into an underwater grotto and drowned

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>>36068935
>he modified the jacket so that he could put cooling packs into various pouches over his body
I can't decide if that's brilliant or just completely retarded

>>36061263
that kid was me. i was the king of the bathroom.

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>that kid who had a glorious mane of hair that Staceys would play with in class and then went bald shortly after high school

Fuck this existence desu

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>that kid with fucked up teeth
>that kid with really bad breath
>that kid that everyone made fun of for being gay even though he wasn't
>that kid that was actually gay but no one cared
>that kid that cracked open his skull
>that kid that came at school drunk
>that kid that smoked and evetually became a drug adict
>that kid that started cring for getting 98 instead of 100 in a test
>that kid that was abused by his parents
>that edgy emo kid everyone thought was cool
>that poor kid
>that rich kid the bought 15 bags of chips every day just to get the toy inside
>that kid that was the first one to have a phone
>that fat kid that had a girlfriend even though he was fatter and more autistic than you
>that kid that had a girfriend even though he smelled like a dumpster
>that girl that got pregnant
>that girl that kissed every guy in the class except you
>that plain lookin girl every guy had a crush on except you
>that girl no one liked but you had a crush on but didn't make any move because you were too much of a pussy
>that girl that gave you a note saying "i like you" but didn't make any move because you were too much of a pussy
>that guy that offered to hook you up with a girl but you refused because you were too much of a pussy

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>>36069074
>>that kid that everyone made fun of for being gay even though he wasn't
>>that kid that was actually gay but no one cared
These were both me at different points in time

>>36069033
kinda stupid if you consider that he could technically just take the jacket off if it got too warm, but he was pretty autistic and wore that thing literally all the time.

though some chads started hanging out with him to keep him as a walking fridge for their beer and redbull and shit, so I guess thats good for him.

>>36061286
Senpai, I live in Brazil and even I never heard of a kid dying in school.

The worst was some roasties getting pregnant.

can we get more of those
>that kid who DIED
stories?

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>that kid who slicked his hair back and wore Adidas track suits every day with the jacket open just enough to show his insane amount of chest hair
>this was in the south where most guys wear boat shoes and polo shirts and camo hats

>>36069189

>that kid who decapitated himself because he was going 70 mph on a gravel road and hit the back trailer of a parked semi truck

>that kid who was torn apart by farm equipment

>that kid who drowned in the river after being sucked into an under water cave

>that kid who spun out of control and T-boned a tree (a good friend of mine, RIP)

these are all from the town i grew up in

>>36069189
>some emo kid gets bullied
>doesn't show up one day
>teacher tells us that he threw himself in front of a train
>all the stacies and chads whine about how much they miss him, how terrible bullying is, etc.
>next week they are back to shoving around nerds and laughing at the weaklings

made me realize how despicable normies really are.
They can drive someone to kill themselves and then go around getting pats on the back for caring and being sad, only to start over a few days later.
fucking psychopaths

>>36069275
do you live in china or something? god damn

>>36069306
a small town in kentucky. those arent even half of the deaths that occurred while i was living there, those are just the interesting ones. stay the fuck away from greensburg kentucky because it's cursed

>>36069335
to be honest, all of those deaths seem to be caused by dumb mistakes. seems to me there may be too many dumb people in greensburg, kentucky.

>>36069173
Brazilian here too, I recall that once in my town a girl had a heart attack and died in the school gym and all physical ed classes were cancelled for a few days. Whem the gym reopened, three girls fucking fainted there because the place was "cursed" or some bullshit.

>>36061641
I have one that is not school related, but I think it's worse than yours:

>that guy who wore akatsuki uniform in the workplace

>>36069378
not only dumb but bored because there's nothing to do in that shithole. it's a pass through town in a flyover state

>>36069407
worst thing that ever happened in gym class for me was some girl falling on her elbow, her forearm breaking and the bone ripping out through the skin
was really messed up

>>36069459
A physical ed teacher always told a similar tale that happened in the 90s or early 20s to kids around here, don't know if his version is true or if he was just trying to scare us.

>That black kid who suddenly exploded in English class because he thought someone's joke was racist

He got kicked out of class desu.

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>>36061103
>that kid who had a really intense argument with the teacher and got in trouble for not respecting authority and you knew he was objectively right but didn't want to stand up for him because you probably would have got in trouble too

>>36066273
Okay this one had me laughing

>that kid who somehow managed to silently vomit around his desk
>only one kid saw it
>he tried to interrupt the teacher five times to tell about it
>teacher was yelling at him for disrupting the class
>screaming, he said that the other kid fucking vomited

I still don't understand how among around 25 kids only ONE realized that he vomited all around his desk.

>>36061473
lol in my 10th grade math class we bullied our math teacher to the point where he flipped out then got fired rofl

>>36069881
Unironically kill yourself
Orinialioioii

>>36069938
moralfag
unoriginally kill yourself

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>That hot girl that just transferred in 7th grade and got caught in a threesome with two wiggers in the school toilet
>That girl that got nude in front of the principles office on a date, was filmed and the footage leaked to the media
>Those two girls that tortured and killed their friend and then dumped the naked body in an elevator, pretending it was a rape
>That kid who got expelled for beating up a cop

Welcome to Eastern Europe

>that kid that never quite fit in and after high school got into hard drugs and took the better part of a decade to get his shit back together and became a bitter and cynical shell of a human being waiting for the suicide clause on their life insurance policy to expire so they can end it all and not leave behind a mountain of debt.

>>36069881
Normie intercity shit detected. You don't belong here.

>that kid who would be really edgy and act depressed in lunch but after school, would be really happy and energetic
>that kid who had no friends in his grade/year and hung around with younger kids
>that kid who opened cmd using a .bat and thought they were a hacker

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>>36061525
Now this is just sad to be honest.
Fuck, just imagine your wife dying because she gives birth to your child and some little pieces of shit mock the shit out of you for just trying continue with your job after that.

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>>36059524
I was this kid.


Brought in water bottles filled with peach vodka and sold for a higher price per oz. Kept it to a circle of regulars that I knew would keep their mouths shut to avoid any problems with the fuzz. Nearly got caught a couple times but nothingna little bribing the teach couldnt fix.

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>that kid who got run over and had to go to the hospital for two months
wasn't me.

>that kid who got expelled twice in the same year
>that kid who failed community college
>that kid who skipped art class to read memoirs on the Eastern Front
>that kid who was obsessed with death
>that kid who taught himself German at age 10
all me.

>that kid who thought he was emo because he dated an emo girl and acted reall edgy

>that kid who was a bycicle addict
>be me, calmly walking down the street
>hear some autistic screaming and stop
>didn't realize he meant "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY"
>it was the bike kid
>he hit me with his bike
>managed to get up, he was crying on the ground
>probably broke his hand
>ran the shit away from there
>fearing the shitstorm, skipped school for a day pretenting to be sick
>go to school the other day
>he is not there
>never seem him again

brazilian bike kid from 2004, if you are reading this, know that it was all your fault for being a retarded faggot unable to avoid a single pedestrian on a wide sidewalk

>that kid that would act gay for fun but people questioned his sexuality

was me

>>36059783
>automotive hell
Wtf does that mean? Is he stuck forever driving a Ford fiesta?

>>36070209
i pretended to kiss a guy and i didnt actually kiss him, i just went close to his face. it was all for comedic effect. then he boasted about how homo i was when in reality i wasnt

that guy says gay shit all the time

>that kid who'd always blink hard
>that kid who'd take his dick out before entering a bathroom stall

>>36059190
Did that kid also choke her with a potato?

>>36068950
The real problem here is that you're actually attracted to that fucking gremlin

>>36066805
Are you me, Anon?

originalilio

>that kid who died playing football

Good people die young.

>>36059679
hi my sincerest fellow robot can you elaborate on what happened to you at the fresh age of 14?

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>that kid who sold his car and used up all his money to buy cosplay and weeb shit after ONE week of watching naruto and for the rest of senior year he would come to school and go out fully dressed in cosplay and now hes a twink homo

Pic related,its him

>that solitary black kid who everyone circled around at lunch break and chanted 'black boy' at
>that slavic care lady who got laid out cold by a sealed tin of Pepsi in a crowded hallway and never came back to the school after
>that senior who told a teacher to suck his dick on his final day
>that kid who got tied up by seniors and locked in a cupboard for two hours

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>that tiny special ed ginger kid who got shoved into and locked into a small locker and was stuck in there for hours until they found a pair of bolt cutters

>>36061498
Speak for yourself nigga

>that kid who was in the grey area. I.e. not cool enough for the cool kids. Not nerdy enough for the nerds. Just in the right place to experience both

>>36064589
I was very nearly this kid desu, but it was for buying weed too.

>>36061097
This was me, somehow managed to get better than most people at school though

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>that kid that never took a shit at school but couldn't hold it and ended up getting "trapped" in the bathroom during a fight

>>36065854
>that kid who tripped for 3 days on nutmeg
how do you do that? i tried it once on one nut (by eating it, i don't know if smoking makes for a better trip) and it felt like i had smoked weed but that's about it

>>36072533
I ate 5, and they were different from most, fresh and moist. Either way horrible trip, painful side effects, highly toxic, not worth it, and the hallucinations are of the delirium kind on top of that. takes weeks to completely get out of your system, functionally blind for a few days where you can't read shit

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>that kid who was happy and normal for years but then clearly started developing some kind of mental illness and his friends were too awkward about it to do anything other than start ignoring him until one day he just stopped coming to school and you find out years later he hanged himself

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>>36059190
>that kid who crashed into a tree while sledding and died
>that tranny kid whose ego convinced them to make a "my journey" style facebook page about it
>that teacher who unironically shouted "watch your language or I'll kick your ass"
>that butch lesbian teacher who had it in for me probably because she knew my mother was a conservative christian and may have assumed I was like that too
>that cunty vice principal who fabricated a story about me to get me suspended
>that kid who was way more autistic than I was that I befriended mostly out of pity
>that short-statured girl who everyone was afraid of solely because of her violent anger issues

>>36069111
In which order anon?
>tfw people made fun of you for being gay before you even came out

>>36070222
Fiestas are good, but he's probably changing spark plugs on a Buick Rendezvous as we speak.

>>36059190
>that kid that put a kitten in the school microwave, turned it on then walked away
He did it durring lunch, so the cat was instantly saved and dumbass charged for animal cruelty and shipped off to alternative school which is where I met him and

>that kid that violently shit his pants on purpose

>that kid that threw an orange at the wall over at over until it was mush and no one stopped him

>that kid that threw a chair at the school cop
>that cop who caught said chair midair like a fucking ninja, threw it to the ground and tackled the kid

>that blind kid who beat the shit out of a black chick with his cane