>stares at you What do you anon?

>>36058021
Try my bestest to not stare at her boobies.

'Let me tell you about the Jewish question'

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>>36058056

Here's your patch anon

>>36058021
The hell kind of question is this supposed to be? You fuck up a google translate or something?

>>36058021
guys i've been called cute by 2 girls in the past 5 years
d-d-did i make it?

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>>36058021
>lean in with unbrushed breath
Nice tits babe
wanna get outta here?
I live in the government subsidized housing down the street.

>>36058021
Look behind me and see she was actually staring at chad.

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This shit happens to me on the bus all the time.
Usually just have a panic attack and squirm. It usually just results in more staring. Otherwise, I try and look down or outside the window.....
Fuck my anxiety.
t. Failed Normie.

>>36058021
start to move toward her to confirm that she was actually looking at me. if yes, go up and say hi. her boobs are too big to do otherwise

>>36058021
get increasingly nervous and then leave

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>>36058056
See also:
>"I'm just saying it's weird we can't talk about it. Someone is doing all the raping!"

>>36058021
pull out dick

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>>36058204
just do a humble smile and a slight nod at them.
Follow those directions and it'll bypass your anxiety.
I had to do the same thing. It works so long as you make yourself follow directions in those moments.
Your emotions will fuck you.

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>>36058021
push her out of the way and go for the brunette instead

>tfw getting anxiety just by staring at a still picture

>>36058021
post on r9k have you heard of it?

>>36058021
>wink
It's a reflex

>>36058021
ME COCK THRUST MIGHTY STRONG.
WANNA TAKE A LOOKA'IT

>>36058501
And then what? I don't know why busses are designed so we sit across from each other. It makes long rides uncomfortable when your facing each other and not saying anything the entire trip. I guess it's more space efficient.

Sometimes I just look below their eye level and I swear to god they think i'm staring at their chest. Especially when they're big breasted.

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>It's a girl blatantly stares at you for across the room episode
I've had this happen to me a lot and 110% of the time I just look away and occupy myself with something else.

>>36058645
Have you ever studied pick up artists on Youtube anon?
They're genuine scumbags, but a lot of their tips are great for bypassing these types of moments, and developing a strong 'public persona' that you can mask behind.

>>36058021
>What do you anon?
Oh shit she's having a stroke.

>>36058021
Nice tits. Wanna make out?

>>36058686
Yeah true, but nobody talks on the bus anyway. When you talk to a random, everyone will stare out of curiosity.

>>36058021
Force myself to ignore her because people would think I'm too old.

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>>36058021
ignore her cause she aint asian

gooks or nothing

>>36058021
Can i feel your boobies?

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I have to protect myself at this point in my life

>>36058021
Check out dem tittays (why lie)

>>36058021
Whip my dick out.

>>36058021
hi, how's it going? My name's Naruto.

>>36059205
oh my god. under fucking rated