>tfw women have made it impossible for you to jerk off because

>>36057624
I have a parrot that looks just like that. He's an annoying fuck.

Thanks, my day went from shit to shittier because I forgot I was unwanted until now.

>>36057624
That's not women's problem, you fucking worm. That's something wrong in your own head, sort your shit out. I've seen the ugliest people you can friggin imagine hooking up, looks are no excuse.

>>36057624

Agreed. I find it difficult. That's why I don't watch porn.

>>36057654
At least you're worth enough for some quadruple lip to try to stand on your shoulders to fell taller

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I've been experiencing this problem too OP.

Also I have that exact picture on my hard drive.

Do you also like birds?

>>36057808
>At least you're worth enough for some quadruple lip to try to stand on your shoulders to fell taller
My last two serious relationships ended because they cheated on me. One is getting married and is with child. The other I don't know because she cut me off. The last woman I laid with ended up contracting HIV not even a week later.
I'm just tired now, and without any kind of hope for the future.

>>36057866
OP here
Fuck off normalfucker
I'm utterly and totally unwanted, I haven't had any 'serious relationships'

>>36057888
And I'm sorry that you feel you've missed out but they did everything they could to tear me down and I haven't gotten back up since. You're better off not dealing with whores, accumulate wealth and wait for the daughters of these current whore to grow up. Then you can be the rich guy for some little ho. I've given up on others, doesn't mean you need to just give yourself time.

>>36058003
>Then you can be the rich guy for some little ho.

How is that any better? I'm a rich guy and I don't want to give some stupid roastie thousands of dollars to rent her vagina.

It's unethical.