>>be born to an alpha chad
>>a casual delinquent that raced cars
>>he joined the military to avoid jail time
>>has a kickass muscle car.
>>raised me to be my own person instead of Chad
Like what the fuck dad? He raised me to be who I want to be and now I'm a useless virgin on /r9k/. Fucking gen x.
>>hit the genetic lottery for my parents combo
>>blonde, blue eyes, white, 5"10
I could care less about being short bc I'm above manlet tier.
>>122 IQ, so not a brainlet, smarter than most normies
But on the other hand
>>introvert
>>skinny
>>too much internet
>>no gf
>>can't drive on highways
>>wagecuck
>>still living with my parents
>>never go anywhere
>>have no ambition
>>not /fit/ like the want me to
Fucking why?
Wtf just fucking excercise, even something as simple as a stationary bike will give you muscles and transcend skinnyness
>>36055527
But I like vidya, reading and animu more
>>36055562
And how are those working out for ya
>>36056373
Good. They're preventing me from doing anything. I won't go any place bc that requires spending gas, time and shekels at places I know I won't like.
>>anon go to the sporting event
>>anon go to a concert
>>anon volunteer
When will this meme end. They should just be greatful I'm not out fucking Staceys or doing WEED LMAO
>>36055485
5'10 is short dude
average is like 5'8
up or down a few inches is still short
>>36055485
so you want to be a delinquent that risks his life in the military to avoid jail time and has a car. that doesn't make sense.
just do below and go to a trade school
http://i.imgur.com/ElWk741.jpg
>>36055485
>5'10"
>above manlet tier
Oh, sweety
>>36056486
5"10 is above manlet tier, enough for me
>>36056492
No nog I want to be CHAD
>>36056523
>>Le internet says so