>work overtime today, extremely tired when I start my four

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>work overtime today, extremely tired when I start my four mile walk to the bus station
>About two miles in, I hit a wall and can hardly keep my eyes open. I'm literally drifting in and out of consciousness while walking.
>Trip while walking across street, scrape knee on trolley rail and come to my senses momentarily
>During one of my lapses in consciousness, a fart is let loose and it feels wet
>I grasp at straws, trying to convince myself it's just sweat
>Stop at gas station, buy monster so I can use their bathroom
>Pull down pants, preparing for the worst
>My first wipe is extremely wet, and a light brown. A mixture of sweat and shit
>Takes about fifteen minutes to clean myself up, cashier knocks on bathroom door to ask if I'm okay
>Miraculously, none of the feces leaked into my underwear. Though I still smell bad
>I still have to ride the bus home, sit in close proximity to others
>This is the first time I've shit myself in years, I feel horrible physically and mentally

I want off this ride. I try to fend for myself by being a wage slave, and end up feeling childish after I routinely fuck up at work, or in this case, shit my pants. It's like I'm just a little boy, fuck