How can i make my suicide look like an accident /r9k/?

leave a suicide note saying, "this is an accident."

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>>36054484
>kick the railing on the stairs until it breaks.
>throw yourself down the stairs face first

Not an accident but a murder. Pay a hitman to kill you. A day or two before you die leave lots of writing on social media about how you think someone is following you and you're scared.

>>36054484
Is that the guy from Tesla?

>>36054484
soil yourself before

throw a crazy cheeseburgers and liquor party in your apartment with a charcoal grill, let the carbon monoxide kill you peacefully and enjoy a few burgers before you check out

>>36054679
That guy fucks kids, and he acts on the side.

>>36054484
Say "oops" really loud first.

>>36054484
don't leave a note. fall off a cliff.

>>36054484
try and find someone online that you can pay to do it for you.

>>36055107
I think leaving not leaving a note is pretty common.

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>>36054484
leave all the stove top burners on to let the gas out for an hour.

Then, when you are almost passing out, light a candle.

>>36054484
Tell people you're going on a trip to "find yourself" in some third world shit hole like China or India. Once there, kill yourself making sure no identifying information can be found on your person, or better yet in a way where your body will never be found. People will never know what happened to you but they'll be more likely to assume you were murdered or killed in an accident. Make sure to seem like you've recovered from your depression beforehand.

>>36055776
I did this.
Was cool.

>>36054484
crash your car on the freeway doing 100mph, don't wear a seatbelt, and make sure to hit something head on

>>36057231
if you don't hit the breaks, they'll know

>>36055776
I did this but for other reasons as well. Nice to be dead.

>>36057301
Well I faked it though.

>>36055080
a really underated post.