>tfw pimple on butt cheek

>>36053779
let me pop it with my dick

>>36053791
don't be gross, anon. dicks are supposed to go in butts.

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>>36053779
>eyebrow dandruff

Exfoliate, anon.

Also, this is original commentary.

>>36053779
show a pic op

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>tfw hemorrhoid jutting out of my butthole

At least it stopped being painful today, yesterday it felt like my whole ass was hanging out and throbbing. Today it just feels like someone has their pinky up my butt.

...this is what I get for carrying 4 twelve packs up 4 flights of stairs in an IKEA bag slung over my shoulder.. but I just hate making two trips.

>tfw pimples all over my pubic area

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>tfw no cute bf to motivate me to give a shit about pimples