Why do think a girl would rather lick a guy's ass than kiss you?

>>36051749
Don't think so, I once held hands and kissed a girl in her lips.
Also she's the one that started it which makes me a Chad.

It happened when I was 14. I'm 29.

a few girls i've been involved with have offered to lick my asshole and i declined because it seemed weird to me

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>>36051749
No because I am a god.

>>36051749
The fact that i'm a hikkineet not making my desire to kiss them clear or offering them incentives to do so probably has something to do with it.

>>36051802
dude, next time, give in. shit's ca$h. just make sure you're proper clean before

>>36051813
Yeah, maybe a god among retards and newfags, nice filename, faggot.

>>36051749
ive seen hot chicks fuck dogs at this point i realize im some sort of alien

>>36052983
Only true patricians keep the original 4chan filename

because she's probably getting paid a couple grand

with kind of money you can easily hire a good looking escort and have her do it to you, and kiss you or whatever

Option 1: She's being paid
Option 2: She actually likes the guy and wants him to feel pleasure

>>36051749
Because that asshole got detailed like an exotic car. And she's getting paid.

I can only imagine how fucking ugly my asshole looks.

That prostitute is getting paid to do it, you idiot