Would you date yourself if you had transitioned?

No, cause I have.

I'd fuck myself right now if I could, that's not gay, that's masturbation

No, I'd murder myself.

Stop pushing this shit you kike fuck.

>>36049716
>Would you date yourself if you had transitioned?
Depends how cute I was I suppose

I would probably date myself now if I asked myself out though but if I transitioned it would have to have a positive effect on my cuteness, I would rather not date a man in a dress

No.

But if I randomly turn into a girl Ranma-style, definitely.

>>36049716
No way.
I hate myself, why would I interact with myself and myself?

>>36049716
>if you had

But I am.

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i would shoot the degeneracy out of myself
>pic related

>>36049716
And fuck myself in my shitter?

I have a difficult time admitting that pretty girls poop and fart, I let out vile shit on a daily basis, hell no

>>36049902
>And fuck myself in my shitter?
You don't have to, you have a mouth too don't you?

>>36049716

No, but we'd still stealth fuck. Hell, I'd 69 myself even without transitioning, it's not like anyone but me will ever know.

>>36049716
I am impressed at how hairless this guy got himself

>>36049987
>I am impressed at how hairless this guy got himself
It's not hard
just shave or remove hair however you want

>>36049716
Is it bad that I recognize this trap? Shiri

>>36050002
Don't shave, just use some kinda hair removal cream or epilation... I didn't try it yet, but I tried shaving, and not only does it give you pointy painful scrote stubble, the tiny shaving wounds aggravate the otherwise containable acne if you have any. So if you shave, it's not gonna look as good as oppic

Yeah, because I'd have been a hot girl. Just like I'm a hot guy. The two are always together.

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Date? Oh yes, all of that common autism into another human being would be a keeper for me

Sex? No, because black traps are gross

>>36049716
>tfw that's exactly my dick size

Fuck...

>>36050063
I've tried removal creams and my skin is incredibly sensitive, leaving it on within the specified time range left a red rash for weeks

>>36050063
>Don't shave, just use some kinda hair removal cream or epilation... I didn't try it yet, but I tried shaving, and not only does it give you pointy painful scrote stubble, the tiny shaving wounds aggravate the otherwise containable acne if you have any. So if you shave, it's not gonna look as good as oppic

You are shaving wrong if it leaves wounds anon
I've shaved before and got just as smooth as op

But it does take a long time. An epilator might be painful. A hair removal cream might be damaging to your skin

>>36049716
I fucking wish I transitioned. Honestly maybe I still will. I will probably end up in perma boymode though.

>>36050002
>>36050063
Most people who are transitioning will get laser so it doesn't come back.

>>36050106
Yeah its called 5 inches, that's like 85% of the world's size.

>>36050084
>Because traps are gross
This is my reason as well, also I'm 6'2 so that's I'm just going to look like a guy in drag.

>>36049716
No. Nobody >6' with broad shoulders transitions well. I'd be a giant hon.

>>36050227
If only we could make the 6 foot + trans people into perfect Snu Snu amazonians

>>36049716
I'd be fuck ugly, so no.

>>36049716
no, im not into women

>>36049716
I pretty much already look like that but with a bigger cock and bigger tits.

>>36050019
>>36049716
I hope Shiri never goes the plastic bimbo shemale route. So many good traps lost that way

Please please please gimme more of that

>>36049716
All my life I've wanted a clone of myself to be best friends with and also fuck.

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>>36050531
I hope she goes.
It's part of my corruption and degradation fetish.
Sarina used to be slim and now she's a ball-less plastic tittycow with a micro penis.