/britfeel/

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How are you all feeling lads?

First for missing Lenlad :(

You gonna inherit anything good from your parents lads?

I'm gonna be getting a 300 year old bible from me dad.

Been passed down for generations.

That's the way to do it


punchjudyorig

>>36049091
where is he I can't go to sleep until I see him

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Who wants to come see Kev?

>the city of the people who put their actual addresses in the zeemap

>>36049091
I hope that pedo faggot kills himself

>>36048653
>people go to actual card shops
>they don't just get the cheapest option from the local corner shop

bunch of plebs

sneaky repost hoping nobody notices

>>36049110
Looks like a manlet

>>36049146
He will kick your arse.

>>36049146
he is a wrestler, so he is probably tall.

Moonpig is good but it should have an option to send a card to people automatically without you doing anything, instead of just reminding you by email.

Caring about my family needs to be automated.

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>>36049091
stop reminding me
I have hiccups and it hurts like fuck under my ribcage on my left side everytime i hiccup, fucking hell

Pretty sick of seeing shit like this lads

>>36033541

>>36049167
It's British Wrestling though

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How do you make your ideal cup of tea?

just got bummed silly lads AMA

>>36049183
>just jealous because his dick and balls didn't smell so good

>>36049167
Even WWE is full of short arses now

>>36049188
oh, didnt realise.

>>36049183
You can tell it's virgins / prison gays who have only experienced this shit through doujins

They're in for a surprise when (if) they realise real world is nothing like that

>>36049202
What's the soonest we can arrange this little meeting of ours?

>>36049209
nice try lad, we all see your failure

>>36049204
>>36049183
The poisoning of young weak minds to become prison gay has to stop.

>>36049183
Unfortunate those sorts of nonces are drawn here. This is why britfeel is so great, we get shielded from the mouth breathing retards that inhabit /r9k/ now

what is your favourite film lads

>>36049223

well that depends lad, where are you?

>>36049215
probably better. the audience probably cares more about wrestlers in ring ability and mic skills than their height.

>>36049104
That's awesome man. Shit out some kids so you can hand it over to them.

I don't think my parents are dying anytime soon, even my grandparents are still alive and well.

I honestly do not deserve my family, this is a fucking joke or something by some divine being

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>>36049243

Harry Brown probably

>>36049243
Brokeback Mountain, obviously

>>36049243
Ace Ventura Pet Detective

>>36049091
originally found him
>>36049202

>>36049243
taxi driver probably

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right side of my balls have a small ache lads

is this bollock cancer, just had a feel and there seems to be no lumps

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>>36049255
Yeah look at this superstar. Really makes me want to pay money to watch him.

>>36049243
Blade runner tbqh

>>36049243
The Raid but I tell people The Godfather so I don't seem like a weird outcast

My gf keeps talking about Augustine..who the fuck is Augustine?

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QUICK LADS PLACE YOUR ORDERS!

>>36049243
the snowman

https://discord.gg/TWA8wam
Join the britfeels unofficial discord lads

>>36049243
Synecdoche new york

Only film thats made me cry

>>36049330
gotta be sausage rolls. 4 pls

Daily reminder that Andrew Prince's sister is getting bleached

>>36049348
>>36049243

Was going to post the very same. Immensely moving, great taste anon

>>36049311
i dont watch wrestling, but people shouldent be hired based on their height.

look at ultimato dragon or what ever the fuck he was called

>>36049328
St Augustine of hippo

Philosopher

>>36049317
>the raid
>making you seem like an outcast

what, normies would surely love a movie like that?

Guys /r9k/ is turning me Prison Gay

>>36049330
I fancy a tikka baguette, a cheese and onion pasty and a weeb slice ta. D-don't judge me, I'm a hungry boy

>>36049346
how long to i have to suck virtual dick for before i can be allowed to be "a part of the group" in the discord?

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Jesus Christ this place is boring, why do you all stay here when it's such an uneventful void?

>>36049382
Sexy Kev has that affect on people

Fight it!

>>36049380
They would but I doubt very few who's asked me would even no what it is, especially women. A lot of people are still stereotypical about foreign cinema I reckon tbqh

>>36049399
Is Sexy Kev a new /britfeel/ meme?

>>36049314
mine too
looking forward to Gosling's movie?

>>36049328
its Augustus. he was a roman emperor. you misheard your sister.

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>>36049374
Rey Mysterio and he had some of the least believable matches of all time. I'm not saying there isnt a place for short guys, just not in the main events

>>36049403
still though, quality choice, love the movie myself even if its not my all time favourite

>>36049409

>>36049110
Too low in comment and stuff

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I'd be up for a quick episode before bed desu

>>36049370
Thanks.

>>36049397
Is there just the one discord?

>>36049399
gonna go watch some Kay vids to straighten me up

I want to fuck her saggy tits

>>36049430
I don't really have a 'favourite' movie but the Raid and the Raid 2 I can put on literally whenever and enjoy it, most other movies I need to be feeling it

>>36049382
how would you feel about kissing a hairy bloke with stubble smelling his musky scent as his rough hands explore your body

>>36049450
there is no discord that's some american one

>>36049416
cautiously optimistic

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>>36049346
>joined the discord the other day
>got an email telling me i've missed messages
>it was just goodfellas spammer spamming every channel

howling

>>36049466
>how would you feel kissing a fat lass with stubble smelling like sweat and grease as her fat hands explore your body

you can be gay and only be attracted to twinks desu

This is now a Sexy Kev thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1xuQSyorhk

>>36049398
Its comfy lad. Don't have to think at all here, everyone is friendly. I can just post "having a packet of crisps lads" and be returned a thousand "good lads"

>>36049501
Twinks age into middle aged men

If you're not attracted to at least a few middle aged men, you're not gay

Every straight person would fuck a middle aged women if they were attractive enough

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>>36049466
honestly that turned me on and i'm just a prison gay afaik. Its only hot when I self insert myself as the sub bitch though

>>36049489
>in the name of brit feel

at first i wasnt happy but then i thought that this could piss of the yanks and that is always a good laugh

>>36049397
No dick sucking required, just talk
Itd make you better than most members who lurk

>>36049466
I'd be okay with that, but he has to be nice.
Someone I can look up to.

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This is Hannah.

When I was working at ASDA two years ago before I became a NEET I used to work with her.

I had a massive crush on her. She was one of the most beautiful girls I have ever met.

I was going to ask her out on a date but shortly before I learnt from a colleague that she had a boyfriend.

I remember crying on the train home that night. She was also leaving to go to drama school.

I walked out after telling one of the dickhead managers to stuff his job up his arse.

I hated it there, but seeing her always made me happy inside. I haven't seen her in two years.

Sometimes I wonder if she still even thinks about me.Then I realize she probably doesn't.

Fuck me.

What would you rate her out of ten?

I can provide more photos if nessercery.

>>36049504
Fucking hell

He's bent as a 2 bob note

>>36049501
>you can be gay and only be attracted to twinks desu
No. Only an autist is attracted to one particular type. I can like big boobs, small boobs, curvy, skinny tall short whatever.

>>36049504
There is nothing gayer than wrestling.

>>36049527
ran out of crisps lads

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>>36049059
>tfw not the only one in /britfeel/ in shithole swindon

I feel bad for you, whoever you are

damn

>>36049553
>What would you rate her out of ten?

a 6. she has an evil look in her eyes tbqh, reminds me of freeza.

>>36049554
>>36049504
I'm not a big guy but I out muscle that dwarf faggot anyday.

>>36049558
Absolutely

Being only attracted to 1 type makes it a fetish

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>>36049553
You're pulling my leg aren't you lad. You just posted the lass from Game of Thrones expecting me to fall for it.

>>36049330
Tuna crunch (without red onions) and a cheeky apple danish, please lad. And don't nick me change

>>36049553
pretty cute desu lad!

Any photos of her tits?

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>On nights next 3 weeks

Fucking hate nights because literally what can you do when you get home from work? Can't watch TV or listen to music because of the neighbours.

Can't go out anywhere are everything is closed.

>>36049466
Cancel my Greggs order. I suddenly feel sick

>>36049619
>Can't watch TV or listen to music because of the neighbours.
Stop playing it stupidly loud you bell end.

>>36049619
read a book or get headphones.

are you mad?

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>>36049616
Here is another one

>>36049600
It's sophie turner its Hannah.

>>36049584
Whats a freeza?

>>36049668
She looks like a high-maintenance bitch mate

>>36049668
She'll defo be watching /Goodfellas/

>>36049690
This desu. Safer to go for a 6/10 unless you're Chad. Even if you succeed it won't last

>>36049684
>Whats a freeza?

the dragon ball z villain

>>36049690
Yeah she your typical stacy. Went out at weekends getting drunk off her tits. Why do i always fall the stacies.

>>36049709
Would'nt be too surprised.

>>36049584
She does look a bit like final form freeza fused with android 18

>finally have enough saved up for a chink smartphone
>go to place my order
>they've raised the price by 20 quid over the last few days

ffs lads, knew I shouldn't have voted leave

>>36049501
H-have we met?

>mum finds a betting slip on the floor of her shop
>guy must have dropped and lost it or something
>asks me to check it
>it won
>free 75 quid

feel like weve won the lotto

>>36049757
you need to sort your head out, lad.

falling for that thing? god help you

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>>36049720
Yeah i know. I just always fall for typical stacy girls.

Heres another pic.

Whats the chances that she'll become a failed actress and go into porn?

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The absolute state of British wrestling.

>>36049797
Dont forget to spend it all on lotto tickets lad

this time next week you could be millionaires

Lads, I'm a fuck up.

Still fucking in love with my ex. She's slowly locked me fro all forms of communication because I'm "harassing" her.

Dunno why the quotemarks are there. I am harassing her, she told me not to contact her again.

What the fuck is wrong with me? Love is the cheekiest cunt ever, not worth it lads. Fucking painful.

>>36049582

>There is another Rodger fan relatively close by

>>36049668
She looks like an absolute cunt. She thinks she's daddy little princess and will be sleeping ith other boys behind your back "but it's not cheating because she used a condom".

>>36049815
i went to a show once and saw a guy suplex 6 people at once at the corner, was hype af
think one of the guys i saw does stuff with tna now

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>>36049091
>find out some important info about him
>the next day he disappears and doesn't come online

I'm sure its not a coincidence r-right?

>>36049810
I know pal its just that popular attactive girls are my kryptonite. I didnt even have anything in common with her.

>>36049852
What information did you find out? I missed it all.

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>>36049852
Has the Pusher become the Pushee?

Ffs stop going on about that pathetic avatarfag

>>36049604
>Tuna crunch

Oh yeah, forgot about the good old tuna cruncharoo. Used to munch that shit all the time, not had a greg-a-roo for yonks.

>>36049868
infomation about who he is and what he does, I'll be keeping it secret
>>36049871
no I'm concerned I might have found out too much thats put me on a fast track to a canal

>>36049868

someone hacked a load of emails of the avatarfags, lenlad was exchanging lewd emails with a 12 year old boy.

>>36049913
Never trust anyone nice. The real bastards you can trust

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>>36049913
this was confirmed as fake news, theres some wierdo who keeps making stories about doxxing anons from here as paedos but never gives a shred of evidence and disappears

he isn't a nonce

>>36049913
not sure I believe this but I wouldn't even be surprised

Hope Lenlad gets v& desu

Big fat lad joined my boxing club today. Good for him, we're going to get him sorted.

>>36049941
If only we lived in an anarchistic society where we could all vote to banish him am i right lads

>>36049928
I'm nice, and I pound a mean BP

Can trust me lads

How do I talk to women at work?

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>>36049913
Had a chat with him last night. He said kids were gross. I pretty confident he's just an innocent homo. If anything he's got arrested for possession of weed

>>36049243

The navigator if one could torrent?

>>36049992
>He said kids were gross
Wow that's solid evidence

Reminder that behind every cute anime avatar is a fat sweaty hog with bad skin.

>>36049382

Anxiety or Autism and Austin

pick one.

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>>36049992
hm sounds familiar to convos I've had with him

what if its just an advanced AI datamining anons here? i'm starting to get worried. It would explain the surreal happiness

>>36049907
Godspeed, you'll soon be at peace with a pozzed condom stuck to your cheek

>>36049928
I'm a 'nice' person, can confirm.

I mean well, but I guess that doesn't mean a whole lot

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>>36050036
I thought every was basically 10/10 loyal, virgin, traditional traps?

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>>36049815
It's great isn't it

kev

Watching a documentary on are Ronnie O'Sullivan lads

What you up to?

>>36049531

>nobody gets auld in the net

>>36050107
>when your wrestling show is double booked with a furry convention

>>36050112
I don't get it... That's like the time they had Stephen Hendry on "This is your life"

Did literally not but play snooker all his life. What else is there to know? His Dad being a murdering prick? Do a documentary on him instead, sounds more interesting.

captcha: sullivan calle

>>36050112
>Ronnie O'Sullivan
The BAD BOY of snooker.

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>>36050158
I wish I could photoshop

>tfw maxed out your bench press at home and have to either go to a gym or risk overloading it and dying

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>>36049243
The Passenger

>>36050140
Obviously I'm into Snooker so that helps

Beats most of the shit on telly, I'm into shit I used to laugh at my dad for liking god help me if I start putting on reminders for Michael Portillo's Train programmes

>>36050232
Just repeat the weight.

>>36050290
I'm already doing 4 sets of 12 and the same again on incline. Bit boring.

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My former crush went to drama school.

What are the chances of her becoming a failed actress and going into the porn industry?

>>36050316
87.2% sure she already has nudes out there somewhere

>>36050307
>12 reps
Your goal is increasing the load right?

Strength = aesthetics. Lower your reps and get that roider jargon out of your head.

>>36049243
Goodwill hunting probably

>>36050259
Ice Road Truckers and documentaries about Aeroplane disasters will be next

Slippery Slope

>>36050356
But he just said he's maxed out his weights. Doing lower reps with a weight he can already do 4x12 with is pointless.

>>36050356
What? No I'm saying my home bench press cant handle any more weight and I dont want to have to go to a gym. Sorry I just got finished maybe I'm typing more stupid than what i usually do

>>36049243
Lost in translation. The perfect feels.

>>36050392
I'm not suggesting that. Increase the weight.

>>36050395
Why don't you want to have to go to the gym?

Got offered a new job today. At interview they were bragging about having over 200 units of a piece of easily transportable, highly valuable equipment. Immediately think about stealing 5 or so unts (each unit could sell for GBP20k). Find the company financials on data held by companies house; company has multi-million GBP net worth so no reason to doubt them.

Gonna do them lads; houses are expensive.

>junlad disappears
>now lenlad disappears

Someone's picking off the waifuposters lads, good on em.

>>36050429
>Why don't you want to have to go to the gym?
Because I'm the type of person who posts on here.

>>36050461
junlad always disappears. Ask the pathetic prison fags who fell in love with him only for him to ghost them

>>36050461
Tfw tilde hasn't been online on steam in 309 days~

>>36049243
Sicario was the last film I saw that I really enjoyed

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>playing civ v on a difficulty higher than settler
>actually doing well

>>36050535
drop civ and play ck2

>>36049449
Sorry lad, I was out

>>36050461
I hope it's Shipposter. Then he realises he's the too is a monster and lethal doses himself.

>>36050473
You should find a closer gym or go at night if it's 24 hour.

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>>36050509
Please don't remind me about that

>>36050535
It gets boring once you are actually good at the game

Gonna start taking steroids lads. Cant think why not.

>>36050564
>I hope it's Shipposter.

I don't really get involved with the waifu faggotry desu

>>36050681
Bad for your heart right?

Costs money

>>36050681
>>36050721
More importantly, your micropenis will shrink even more

>Even
Play video game

>Odd
Go for a drive

>0
Go for a walk

Is it actually possible to get housing benefits and income support as a single male with no kids?

I don't think they dish out accommodation and benefits for being mildly autistic.

>>36050721
>dont care
>I can spare the bennies not spending them on anything worthwhile
>>36050737
They shrink your balls a bit temporarily. No one sees them so who cares

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Proper need a poo.
Wish I had a Japanese toilet to clean my arse for me.

>>36050757
Yes, however, looking into it, you're limited to the "sharing allowance" which won't be enough to get you a place for yourself

You'd have to go private too, because you're bottom of the ladder on the housing market

If I'm wrong, please correct me, because I would kill to live alone but 230 quid a month is definitely not enough for anywhere here.

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>>36050766

You mean a bidet?

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Brace youselfs lads, blog post incoming, but how two hours have total turned my last week around

I am the wannabe bobby faggot, it was varsity at uni, they had buses full of drunk students and they needed people to help out guiding them so I volunteered

Got there, got briefed, get a high vis jacket so everyone knew I was a pleb. They had some bobbies down there so I was trying my best to act cool so they didn't think I was a spoon.

So there were tones of girls volunteering, literally it was about 70/30 female to male. And no offense, but the girls weren't really able to direct the really drunk and fighty ones. So there I am, acting 'cool', directing the trouble makers in front of a bunch of girls, and the whole time we're chatting and having some bants.

But here is the kicker. The girl (who is my age, pretty cute, bit of a lefty, but still pretty nice) that was organizing it, we're all walking back together and I have to make my turn off to go home, and we do the whole nice to meet you, see you again soon thing, and then she says email to check in on me and organizing meeting up again, I did a shit job of writing it but she was clearly being flirty with me

YES LADS

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>>36050799
No. I mean a Japanese one.

>>36050764
Well its up to you lad.

Look after yourself though

>>36050802

Fellow roadwars anon here, very pleased for you lad, also first step on the career ladder to bobbyhood

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You're stupid, you are.

>>36050603
What did he do to you, anon

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>>36050811
>>36050799

Ship stealing all the dubs

>>36050886
It's the lucky image of dubs. It grants immunity from morphine.

American Femanon here. Will you be my bf /britfeel/? I love British men

>>36049200
>>36050766
>>36050799
>>36050811

All arrow images point to dubs.

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>>36050802

Did you just see the Supreme Gentleman that just fucking raced through here? A black BMW or something?

>no?

Well the cunt's throwing vanilla lattes at people as he's going down the fucking road

>>36050925
We prefer American Femanon (male) to be honest

>look in mirror
>no longer cute
>wasted all my cute years being alone because social sperg
>need to try looking manly now
>5'6
>patchy facial hair

lol...

What anime should I watch lads?
I don't like gay shit. I'm looking for classics that I've missed. I tried Gurren Legann but it fucking blows.

>>36050925
Which state you from americano?

>>36050883
I fell for him and then he ghosted me desu

>>36050798

I'm just a NEET living with parents, can I get any kind of support at all? I don't wanna have to sign up to jobseeker allowance cuz i'm not jobseeking.

>>36050942
Mobile Suit Gundam: The 08th MS Team

>>36050951
You can fall for me if you like

I'm loyal to a fault

>>36050963
desu if you talk to me on steam or e-mail or whatever for a bit then I probably will fall for you because I always fucking do

>>36050963
youve got to actually be good looking for them to fall for you

>>36050962
Why do you recommend that? I've wanted to watch Gundam from the beginning, but it's intimidating and I'm always afraid of starting with something like you suggested, being later in the series.

>>36050942
Try watching movies or something maybe, most episodic things are bloated as hell. Stuff like Tokyo godfathers or some Miyazaki stuff.

Lain is good if you into something filled with symbolism.

I hear good things about legend of galactic heroes

Also i like stuff by masaaki yuasa, kemonozume and kaiba are both super good and have refreshingly different art styles

>>36050848
Thanks lad, I feel a million quid over here, got some good experience for the old CV, had a fun time, actually spoke to some girls, and I think I've got one eying me up, now I just have to try not to imagine spending the rest of my life with her and we're golden

>>36050938
>Sir, I haven't sworn at you, so don't be using the language at me, okay? Or you're nicked

does anyone want to go see the wrestling with me?

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>>36049059

How do I access a computer?

>>36051019
08th is set during the same period as the original show.

>>36051061
You're using one right now

>>36050962
I'm a fundamental noon, I've only seen mobile suite gundam 00

I really enjoyed it

>>36051019
Not all Gundam series tie together, it's part of the UC universe but it's quite a standalone story that you can watch without having to have watched the original Mobile Suit Gundam etc.
Once you power through the original MSG with the older animation, then it gets a lot easier to continue going on though. I know there are those complication movies of MSG but never checked those out, might be something if you want to get up to speed.

>>36050848
Oh, and get this, the girl was part of the COP project which is a volunteering time that gets involved with the police to perform community projects, she could be /roadwars/

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>>36051058
>>Sir, I haven't sworn at you, so don't be using the language at me, okay? Or you're nicked

What? I am calm! I just don't appreciate the fact that he's going down the road, splashing his latte all over me.

I've gotta go home, get this suit cleaned up, and get 5 fucking hours of sleep!

>>36051109
>Sir, I've warned you about your language, you're clearly in not fit state to drive alright, get in the back of my car okay, and we'll take it from there

>found a pic of a britfeeler I saved months ago
>I labelled it "qt"

He seriously fucking is though... Literal 9/10

>>36051037
This.

I myself am a huge fundamental noon.

>>36050848
>>36051106
SHE SENT ME A FRIEND REQUEST, IT'S ALL GOING SO FAST, SHES SINGLE, HELPMEEEEE

>>36051145
>tfw im that person people on /britfeel/ fall for until they see my picture then cut all contact

>>36051145
post it then lad

hhhhh

>>36051189
This is why I don't contact people anymore, even if I think they're lovely and a possible match

They see me, and do a runner.

Easier to not try and save myself the upset

>>36050548
I'm too thick for those games. Even though I own it and EU4
>>36050617
Kind of does. I was playing a multiplayer game and was leading at the top even though I hadn't played in months

>>36051145
Is it me?

Originality

>>36051183

This is probably it lad, you've probably got this one nailed (and in another way later on)

>>36051222
>>36051189
I never show my picture to people online, no reason to really. I don't think i'm that ugly but who knows, I barely leave the house and don't share my pics

>>36051222
Trips of truth
There's someone I really like that I'm talking to from here and I know for a fact they'd run if they saw my face.
I'm not doing myself any favours

>>36051219
No, because that would be a cuntish thing to do and if some people start saying he's ugly (no idea how they could ever think that, he's gorgeous) he'd probably be upset

>>36051233
Give me your location and I'll tell you

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>tfw end another day feeling worthless and insecure
Can someone please wake me up from this nightmare?

>>36051037
>Lain is good if you into something filled with symbolism.
I watched Lain, but I think I was too jaded to follow.

>I hear good things about legend of galactic heroes
I watched the first couple, but it seems like something I need to dedicate myself to.

Thanks for the recs.

>>36051266
you sound like a bit of a poofter lad if i'm being honest

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>Traps/ femboyos

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>>36051235
I sent her a message says thanks and to let me know if there more volunteering I can do, she's replying right now

>>36051266

I'd be ok with you posting it if it was me, give us a description

>>36051263
>>36051189
I dont understand how you can 'fall' for someone on here.

>>36051266
Swansea

Also don't post it, that wouldn't be nice

A girl I barely know just told me she just lost her virginity. I feel sick

Why? The fuck is wrong with me? I literally felt angry

>gay general

>>36051330
>A girl I barely know just told me she just lost her virginity.
Why would that conversation even happen?

>>36051330
Why would you tell that to someone you barely know?

>>36051352
>>36051358
We talk about feels sometimes, we just chat shit etc and we skyped a few times

it disgusts me, truly disgusts me that black people exist

people who bite into ice cream are demons

>>36051326
Afraid I don't know anyone from Swansea. Sorry!

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>>36051235
FUCK, I JUST MESSAGE HER SAY I'D LOVE TO MEET UP AND TALK ABOUT THE VOLUNTEERING SHE DOES, I JUST ASKED HER OUT, HOLY FUCK, BATTLE STATIONS, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I DID ITFUCK FUCK FUCK

>>36051396
We should frame this as an example to other lads. Holy fuck.

>>36051385
replace black with gay

is there any actual point in lifting really heavy weights unless its a personal interest? it seems like it is just a way to get injured in your old age.

>>36051416
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, SHES ONLINE, HASNT READ IT YET, IM DOING THE RIGHT THING RIGHT? I'M BEING COOL AND CONFIDENT (in front of her) ITS NOT TO FORWARD, I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING WEIRD, I DIDNT USE THE WORD SOMETIME, OR FRAME IT LIKE A QUESTION, WHAT IF I REALLY GET A DATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM NOT READDDDDDYYYYY

>>36051430
Yes you get the warm glow from not being a little bitch.

>>36051417
gays at least can be white and useful, blacks are never useful

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>>36051145
Whenever I see a post like I worry it's me but it never is

SHE REPLYING FUCK FUCK FUCK

any of you lads want to make yourselves useful and suck muh fat chub?

>>36051467
Sorry, I have a bf already

>>36051446
gays push society into complete degradation

>>36050445

Drop down and lend us 20

>>36051462
>I have a bf incoming

>>36051489
wrong, but carry on nigger lover

>>36051145
PLEASE POST IT I POSTED MY FACE HERE A MONTHS AGO AND I WANT IT TO BE ME SO BAD

>>36051449
>>36051507
I know where they live, give your locations and I'll tell you if it's you without posting it

What fast food chains do you like? Got to be trash-tier options like McD, Five Guys, BK, Subway etc. Barburrito is pushing it, and Nando's doesn't count.

>>36051502
>wrong
I dont even hate gay people and agree with him. Carry on faggot lover.

>>36051521
You don't know where I live

is he blonde haired?

>>36051524
G R E G G S
R
E
G
G
S

>>36051524
I unironically do like Mcdonalds, and BK

Hate Five Guys and Subway though

KFC is amazing as well

>>36051502
>hating gays makes you a nigger lover

right so you're a poof

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>>36051494
HE SWINGS AND HE MISSES FUCK

She's busy tomorrow, invited me to a thing with all the COP project people

Still better than nothing, didn't make a tit of myself, not heart broken, just got a mad adrenaline rush going

I'm a fucking normie

>>36051524
When I'm feeling a special kind of depressed I buy a shit load of KFC and gorge myself like an American pig.

>>36051443
that is a retarded attitude though. its like saying "you should stab yourself because you're a bitch if you dont". all you're doing is shaming people into doing something which has not real value because you're insecure. you're projecting. being able to lift doesent even make you a good fighter anyway. if you want to fight, you should do a fighting sport. fitness should be about being healthy. not who can lift the most. people like yourself have ruined the fitness community

>>36051537
id rather be a fag lover than a nigger lover, at least i want my race to survive rather than wanting white women to fuck every nigger out there and destroy our nation you ethno masochist

>>36051564
>ethno masochist
Shit I didnt have my bingo card ready

>>36051564
how about you look at the gay agenda and see what they have been doing in recent years you blind faggot

>>36051555
wrong, i just think gays are a much lesser evil than niggers, but this thread is filled with nigger lovers, probably from plebbit, who get upset if you try to point out they are ruining the west much more than anything else

>>36051483
nobody said anything about boyfriends lad, im talking pure honest dick sucking like our great grandfathers practised

>>36051563
Fuck off fatty lifting things is fun and having muscles is cool.

>>36051590
nothing compared to white genocide i bet

>>36051538
Yes

nowayisthisoriginal

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I COULD LITERALLY FIGHT ANY OF YOU RIGHT NOW

MY BODY HAS BECOME A MACHINE OF PURE DESTRUCTIVE FORCE

I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF THREADS

FIGHT ME YOU FUCKKKKS

>>36051591
nobody here likes niggers or any non whites here. because im willing to point out the gay agenda has been spiraling out of control in recent years does not make me a nigger lover you dick slurping champion

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>>36051626
Don't make me get Hillman on you!

>>36051591
>niggers are ruining the west
>not Muslims or weak liberals or Jews
They make up 4% of our population. Even if you hate them how is that ruining the whole continent.

>>36051626
>t.lads first day in the gym

>>36051650
t. nigger who ignores all crime stats

>race posting again
I fucking hate this place sometimes.

>>36051601
It makes my jaw hurt a bit though

>>36051626
Will you buy me a pint though?

>>36051666
t. tyrone

didn't we drive you all out?

>>36051659
You dumb cunt I dont like niggers but to put them top of the list is fucking retarded. Have you been spending too much time with Americans on /pol/? Europe faces far greater threats than blakies

>>36051617
Well that's me so post it

>>36051682
>everyone who disagrees with me is a paki or a nigger, depending on the topic

>>36051682
>thinking youre going to get rid of non white posters with naughty words

lol

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Another comfy night /britfeel/ ruined by people talking about blacks and pakis.

Is 8cn down again or something?

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>>36051647
I WILL DESTROY YOUR PUNY HILLMAN

I WILL CRUSH HIS SKULL WITH MY FISTS AND DRINK IS BLOOD

I WILL RIP AND TEAR HIS LIMBS AND GUTS

I WILL END HIM

>>36051652
DEADLIFT MY OWN BODY WEIGHT WITH NO TRAINING AFTER AN HOUR OF CARDIO WEARING ONLY MY FLIP FLOPS

>>36051680
ONCE THE FIGHTING IS OVER I WILL DRINK ANY OF YOU FUCKS UNDER THE TABLE

I WILL CONSUME SO MUCH ALCOHOL

I WILL DRINK BEER

I WILL DRINK SHOTS

I WILL DRINK THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES
GET ME 4 SCOOPS

>>36051553
I only like those places when there's some temporary special on. Basic McD and BK meals are boring and shite. The Big Tasty has an amazing sauce but I once bought two, removed some of the bread and made a giant one and it made me feel pretty sick. BK's Angry Whopper wasn't nearly angry enough, very disappointed.

How come I never see blacks except in KFC? Do they live there or what?

>>36051549
Weeb slice is too dry.

Where's the Premier Inn lad in cheltenham?

>>36051603
You're being silly now. I work out. I used to box. I'm probably fitter than you. The point I'm making is that lifting should be about health not lifting a lot. I never lifting isn't fun.

You're insecure if you think lifting a lot makes you a man

>>36051734
It really is getting unbearable. Especially when it starts so obviously like this>>36051385

>>36051723
t. abdul

whens pray time lad?

>>36051799
im mixed race lad not muslim

>>36051734
>>36051772
HURRRRRRRRR LET ME WATCH THE WHITE RACE DIE AS I SIT HERE TALKING ABOUT CARTOONS HURRRRRRRRRRR

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>>36051772
I just want to discuss baked goods, recommendations on things to watch and some casual bants.
I don't want to think about /pol/ things once I get comfy.

>>36051799
Holly shit you got him! Haha nice one mate you should call the next poster Mohammed or something.

>>36051810
You can call yourself inferior or a shitskin, not 'mixed'.

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How comfy was your Saturday morning tv as a kid?

>>36051818
For all you know lads here have 6 white kids and vote BNP. This isnt a board to discuss muh white pride.

>>36051650
Negrofication is real. Their culture is basically all about the worship of petty criminality.

>>36051650
I don't want them in the country, but I don't want top talk about them here either desu. This place is an escape. Why do I get the feeling you're a libcuck false flagging?

>>36051821

That photo has been the hands of a Roy cropper

someone who crops pictures of Roy

>>36051835
im mixed race though

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Have any of you lads watched Peaky Bliners

Everything they wear is asthetic as fuck, and Cillian Murphy is a qt.
And I think i'm a lot like his character

If you don't want to argue with pol then don't reply to them. It's not hard.

>>36051835
Haha sick burn mate! Shitskin! That'll show him whose boss!

>>36051828
to be fair he did get him when he went ahead and admited to be being non white

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This is a white Christian board

niggers, pakis and heathens GTFO

>>36051818
Why don't you go and do something about it then?

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>>36051856
FFS Lad, Just had a mighty giggle at that.

Hi lads.

A few weeks back I made a post about how I used to be a rent boy. A lot of people here were curious and wanted to give it a try to make some extra cash, but they weren't sure how to meet clients.

I've spent the last few weeks putting together a database of horny businessmen who would love to pay lads like you generous sums for sex.

They are all over the country. Getting connected to them will cost you nothing, as I take the fee from them.

Let me know if you're interested.

>>36051854
>Why do I get the feeling you're a libcuck false flagging?
Because you're a paranoid faggot who thinks everyone who doesnt slaughter a paki on livestream is a labour councillor.

P-please c-calm down everybody~
I-I'm s-sure we can resolve this issue peacefully~

Haven't had a shit for 3 weeks, hopefully these lactulose will do it

>>36051854
>Negrofication is real. Their culture is basically all about the worship of petty criminality.

What? What the fuck does that mean?

>>36051858
Disgusting. This place is really going down hill. It's probably you that spams the goodfellas and u mad white boi shit

>>36051868
>>36051821


look at the filename

Is this one posters taking opposing sides of "NIGGERS GTFO" and "Lets not talk about this bullshit"

>>36051898
>Haven't had a shit for 3 weeks
That sounds impossibly painful.

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>>36051868
Come here Emily.

>>36051687
No, because there's probably multiple blonde people here

If it is you, just be creeped out at the fact that someone wants to smooch and cuddle you but is too beta too approach

>>36051888
I'm interested. Skint 22 year old here. Is there anyone in Glasgow?

>>36051895
Enter Shikari?

>>36051873
doing more unlike you being a fence sitter

>>36051901
I'm just amazed he didnt call it niggerfication.

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>>36051884

>tfw Roy got CROPPED

>>36051906
ive been here for quite awhile and the goodfellas stuff is gay, sorry to disappoint you mate

>>36051898
Take of a photo of it once the deed is done, I want to see what a 3 week turd looks like

>>36051893
Cool strawman. I've already said I don't want to talk about the darkies here.

>>36051927
You stupid faggot, if they posted their face here they wouldn't fucking care if it was posted again

What colour shirt was he wearing?

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>>36051907
Sorry lad. Guess it's some default file name you can come across when searching for members of the Corrie cast on google images.

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>>36051907
If you google Coronation Street characters, you're going to get them from similar sources with similar filenames

>>36051944
>he thinks shitposting in /r9k/ is doing his part to save the white race
Literally impotent rage.

>there are eu in voters in this very thread

>>36051888
Hook me up pls senpai

>>36051941
I have a 47 year old passive sub in Edinburgh if you'd be prepared to travel. He's looking for someone fit, active and dominant. 300 quid for two hours plus travel expenses.

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>>36051922

This town ain't big enough for the two of us


this comment aint original either

>>36051944
Like what? What are you doing other than shitting up anime forums with rants that wouldn't have been out of place in some shithole over 21s pub in the 80s?

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>>36051982
Adding that to my collection, have one in return.

>>36051990
>hurrrr only shitposting

thats not all ive done abdul, sorry i mean ''''''mixed'''''' abdul

>>36051888
>Getting connected to them will cost you nothing, as I take the fee from them.

The fee which they deduct from your payment... so you are in fact taking money

>>36051993
Where in the country are you mate?