Beta or alpha test

If I owned 4chan I'd ban phone posters.

>>36048544
this is such a bogus system. Lameeee

Knight, almost the Leader tho

>>36048544
- 550, how the fuck can anyone go lower than that?

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>>36048647
>all 4 of the -250 category apply to me

>>36048544
>knight larpers
>alpha

>warhammer
>alpha

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>tfw only thing keeping me from Captain is being a trap

>>36048681
lmao only negative things i dont cover is owning a flat and business, madfag

>>36048680
so you won a flat, own a business, have a GF and love yourself?

>>36048544
>watch anime, play video games, socialize through the internet, can't drive at 25, diagnosed aspie
>this list still puts me somewhere between "microalpha" and "captain" because I've had sex, have a job, an (e)-gf and went to college

Even if I don't count the e-gf, it still puts me between "microalpha" and "alphabeta". I'll grant that I'm a normie, but that doesn't sound correct.

>>36048544
what a retarded fucking scoring system lmfao. here's my setup:

>can drive a car
>has leaderskills
>used an axe
>educated (college+)
>own a car
>working out literaslly right now
>educated (highschool, goes without saying)
>i have a job
>i rent a flat
>i love myself
>i play video games
>i am 21yo no girlfriend

but i'm not a fucking knight lmfao.

That's a really, really bad system/image. Holy fuck try again.

this kind of tests suck.

can handle drug use? what fuck kind of shit that. you're either an addict or can handle it? you've got a picture of trump somebody who isn't a degenerate user as the leader.

everything else is just superficial crap that pretty much 99% of humanity can do and isn't alpha at all

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>tfw chopping wood keeps you from wizardry

>omega
kek
Somehow having used an axe, having a high school education, and being able to drive a car keeps me from wizard status.

>>36048774
I think this wojak is my favorite.
He seems like he's evolved past tfw no gf and exists outside of feeldom, a drone disconnected from the feelosphere

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>>36048708
turn that around
i meant
> all the +250 (used to) apply

>>36048544
Scored fucking 50. i dont ask questions.

>>36048544
How is having FB a beta thing?

>>36048844
Orbiter tendencies I guess
Still dumb though

>>36048774
happen to me too

>>36048544
This test is really stupid.
Anyway, 850.

playing games is alpha, you uncultured retard

>>36048544
>875
not too bad t b h

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>>36048544
>-375
>"Captain"
>never seen a vagina
ok

950. So close to wizardy.

>>36048544
250 beta points
>used an axe
what the fuck is this meme, this is stupid. I drive motorcycle, why don't I get minus points for this?

>>36048544
Most retarded "test" I've seen in a while.

Some shut in college educated narcissistic nerd virgin that has a car, crappy internet store and a house is "a true alpha" to you.

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>>36048544
I scored 1225 :( I somehow didn't manage to get virgin either (lost it as a teen)

topkek...

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>>36048544
im a neet and i got a -750, re-do this system m8

>The knight
Sure enough.

>>36048544
>using an axe = alpha
>using facebook = beta

This was made by a painfully beta man.

>>36048544
-125
microalpha

shitty test

and what the fuck does an axe have to do with anything

>>36048544
Got 900

Almost wizard

>>36048544
I got 550. Good test have an upboat

>used an axe
This image is a fucking joke.

It was so easy to get "the leader" status lmao.

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not sure if i'm hopeless, or it's the test that's fucked up

originallios
the taste of an original post

I got 1050. Literally 0 alpha points.

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>>36048544
>-125
Pretty accurate t-b-h. Other tests overscore me for not being a financial failure, without considering that you can be a disgusting untouchable cast-tier slob that hasn't seen a vagina irl even if you own shit/have a job.

>>36048544
>chopping wood makes you alpha
>listening to metal is the same as being a nihilist
>the fact that I like myself for the most part took me from microbeta past micropalpha
what an absolutely abhorrent post

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This shit's unfair, some stuff is listed more than once with some new words, and moving out at 18 in nyc in near fucking impossible.

>>36048544
>-800

how the fuck am i such a loser

>>36048544
Whoever made this chart is certifiably retarded

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>>36048544
>Captian

>>36048544
-750
is my score.

Exactly 1000
>furry/trap etc
>etc
wat

>>36048693
give me some ass anon. wtf bro, you cant just say that and not share.

>>36048544
i have a very important question about this frighteningly accurate and viable diagram. does renting and apartment/being on a lease count as own a flat/house ?

>>36048544
>likes traps

and I was doing so well

-425

>>36051223
Heresy. Get off the board.

>>36048544
-850

Top kek desu

>>36051391
No and you know it doesnt

1025, but this was truly an awful test

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>>36048544
Okay i guess could be higher

>>36048544
+1025. I find the used an axe thing to be kind of weird. I've used an axe before, my family used to heat the house with a wood stove, so I chopped a lot of wood as a kid.

-675 reporting

>using an axe somehow makes you alpha

Some of us live in cities like civilized people

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>>36048544
>1050
desu i dont think thats right

775

but i have a gf

what

+950

not that hard to get to wizard honestly, if you're a proper robot you should get there easy

>>36052441
>this bait
Fuck off normaIfag.

>>36048544
Holy shit i just became beyind beta according to this
Just rhe last couple ones ended me

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>>36051243
Approved originally?

>True beta

Better commit sepukku

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This is bullshit. Obviously a random test online wont be perfectly curate, but some of these are just dumb.

>Used an axe
what the fuck how does that make you more alpha?
>Liking anime
Chads can like anime
>Playing games
what the fuck? Who doesn't play games?
>Having Facebook
You need irl freinds to have a facebook
>Never used an axe
?
>Socialize through internet
What if you do both?
>Nihilist/metalfag
Means shit

>>36053944
Sorry, but you're deluded. Using an axe is an old lumberjack manly cliche, and anime makes you beta.
>what the fuck? Who doesn't play games?
I don't. Some people prefer to read.

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>>36053944
>Chads can like anime

>>36053770
I have that same exact pair of jeans, lol.

>>36053770
Holy fuck is that you? Best ass, trap or not, ive seen today. And ive been lurking all day.

>>36048544
Don't know how that works but I know i'm a true beta

I got a score of 900 This test does me proud!

>>36052816
im an autistic drop-out neet trap, im anything but normal

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>>36048544
1350
Retarded test

>>36048544
350

Using an axe saved me.

>>36048544
1k is too small of a scale for me.

>>36048544
>can drive a car -25
>used an ax (wtf how is this alpha seriously) -100
>educated -100
>own a car -100
>working out -50
>hs -50
>asocial 25
>job -50
>having facebook (this is beta???? opposite day imo) 25
>no gf 100
>socialize through internet 100
>living with parents 50
>virgin 250
>hating yourself 250

325, so i'm still casual, even with the fucking retarded ax thing

25

Broken system but I don't think this it's exactly inaccurate

>>36053770
Great picture, would destroy.

Scaly and hkv lvl 1075 wizard hell yeah!

>400
>only that low because I have very few boring interests

>using an axe is keeping me from being Omega

Shit list, OP.

1000+ and Im not a virgin and have gay suitors IRL

Shit list OP

>having a facebook and socializing with some friends on there are on the beta side

lol wat

>>36048544
>625
I guess suicide is always an option

0
Not even on the chart am I anything. I'm like the most boring bland person on earth

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>>36048544
125. suprising oreganiggeridoo

>>36052147
This
I'm confused, is "using an axe" code for something or literally chopping wood with an axe

I used an axe OP but I'm not sure what's alpha about it.

>>36048544
975, so close to being a wizard. Guess it's time to make that facebook account

>>36048544
-450

The scale is accurate for me.

>>36048544
Scored a straight 0. Don't really know what to think here

>>36048544
1075, rip hopes and dreams

>>36053770
I want to wreck that ass. Post more pics.