Weed will give you schizophrenia. Don't smoke it.

Do you have any evidence to back up your claim?

>>36047322
This is only true if you have latent schizophrenia
and it would have presented itself eventually anyway.

Yeah, my friend went totally psycho (shizophrenia) because of it

We would sit in his bedroom on his mattress playing Twisted Metal on the PS1 a few years ago and he'd pull out an 8-inch dagger and start stabbing the shit out of the same hole in his mattress repeatedly while I'd try to take bong rips

kind of ruined the vibe desu

>>36047322
What if I'm already schizophrenic?

>>36047717
Yea im sure that would ruin the vibe, what the fuck lol

That's not how that works.
Take a break and see if your psychosis goes away.

I wish I had unlimited weed and never had to buy it ever again

also i want a pet spider monkey the can roll joints

>>36047919
I like to picture Jesus as wearing a tuxedo t-shirt.

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how do I know if I have schizophrenia or not? I'm pretty much high 24/7

>get schizophrenia
>become neet
>end of stress

>>36047980
>how do I know if I have schizophrenia or not

look up the symptoms on the internet and then self-diagnose you r-tard

>>36048024
how do I know if my self diagnosis is accurate?

>>36047980
>>36048024
also, if you do think you have schizophrenia, do not be afraid to look for professional help, as those are the only people who can help you with your problems

>>36047322
I already have paranoid schizophrenia
Can I now smoke?

>>36048024
I have most of the symptoms, but I'm also always stoned..

>>36048061
Can you tell me about speaking to offworld entities?

>>36047980
If you have to ask, you almost definitely don't have it.

I have a theory that when weed becomes completely legalized all over the states, it would become so much cheaper. Like buying weed cigarettes from a gas station that has 10 blunts rolled in each box you buy, for a low price of $8.99. I give it a few years till this becomes reality.

>>36048056
It will make your symptoms worse. Be really careful. Delusions will feel more real.

t. schizo anpm

I neglect and abuse my mental health in every way imaginable (well, drugs and being a reclusive NEET who doesn't ever talk to fleshbags) yet I am still firmly grounded in reality.

It's false advertising desu

>>36048170
>I have a theory that when weed becomes completely legalized all over the states, it would become so much cheaper.
I kinda doubt it. Like if anything, it's gonna be more expensive because of all the taxes.

>>36048183
Do you believe that the imagination leads to anything beyond madness?

>>36048214
I would honestly be glad to pay 25%-40% more for the same amount as long as I could get it legally 24/7 and didn't have to deal with dealers and their bullshit

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>>36047322
You obviously have no idea what schizophrenia actually is. Not even a good try. Good humor though , which is what the thread was meant for anyway likely....unless you are a trump voter..then you might actually believe this.

>>36048251
I don't know what you mean by that. In general, or in the schizophrenic brain?

>>36048214
Which will drive the black market prices way down, eventually legal stores will have to compete

>>36048214
Nope, you're wrong. Stores would compete like a motherfucker. Weed prices would go so low you could probably buy one get one for half off in the future.

>>36048286
I'm curious about imaginary experiences in the schizo brain

>>36048260
Yeah, I can kinda see that.
>>36048328
I just get all my drugs from the darknet and seeing how fucking cheap you can get some drugs I couldn't imagine them being available legally if they are not at least ten, if not twenty times as expensive.
>>36048289
Most of the added money is gonna be tax, and that is not something they can just cut.

>>36048355
They sometimes feel real and sometimes don't. There are short-lived flights of ideas and plans, and long-lasting beliefs.

Some have it much worse than others, though.

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>>36048289
legalization will destroy black market volume. A corporation with dedicated technicians, logistics, managers, specialists, buyers and sellers, retailer contacts, cheap deals on fertilizer and pesticide, etc. can farm weed far more effectively than some shithead trying to keep it lowkey in his basement or rez

how big is the black market for bootleg liquor in countries where it is legal? There was a Vice documentary on how a bottle of vodka goes for $500 in remote isolated native communities in Canada's far north

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIhUhHbTJ_s

>>36048183
Guess I will never try it then
Benzos are probably better anyway

>use tons of good weed
>use tons of alcohol
>no schizophrenia

it might be a ticket out of hell, it might be a ticket into true hell, but at least I can say for sure that weed won't make you a schizo. depends on the person

>>36047322
This isn't exactly true, but >>36047392 is. I have paranoia and anxiety and when I smoked weed I thought the people around me were saying things straight to my face that I later found out they didn't say at all. Being high digs up your deepest insecurities if youre simultaneously anxious and will make you embarrass yourself.

i wish i had drugs :(

Sometimes I hear voices in my head, like one time in 3 weeks.
Is that already schizophrenia? Also I see weird black shadows or red flashing light which happens regulary.

>>36049444
Do you take any medications? Some prescription meds like Lexapro can cause slight hallucinations depending on the individual.

>>36049444
excessive stress, alcohol and too little sleep did this to me. if there's nothing fishy going on you might check it out but i'm pretty sure most of that stuff isn't schizophrenia. from the people who are actually diagnosed, they really seem like they've been given the full package if you know what I mean

lol @ the people with possible schizo who will never get proper treatment

>>36049546
If you've never been in the position where you've had to get help for a possible mental illness, then you don't deserve to smite anyone.

Fuck off.

>>36047717
i have a friend who is fucking nuts because of weed but he smokes more dank than anyone i know. i'm slowly going insane from it

>>36049575
I'm saying all the people here asking for help for possible mental illness likely won't get it

Weed actually helps me let out my thoughts and talk more, it turns down my fear of saying stupid shit.

>>36049626
Ah, I understand now. My apologies

The first time i smoked weed it was so fun but the second time i smoked weed it was so horrible. I saw shit, started hearing things, couldnt stop shaking, and all around thought i was going to die. It took me about 2 days to fully recover from it. Note that i have bad anxiety and didnt sleep much that day though

I've got a greentext that might be related to this.

>See The Ring when I was like 6 years old
>Scared the shit out of me really, really, really badly
>Start imagining the girl from the ring is going to kill me in a week
>Start performing tasks to delay her arrival
>This would include stuff like tapping the handrails at the bottom and top of stairs twice, running at full speed whenever I was in my room and other strange shit
>Start "communicating" with the girl in my head, bargaining with her to give me more time to live if I did certain stuff
>This voice was always my own voice though and deep down I knew it wasnt actually the girl
>Eventually forget about the entire thing as the years go by
>The voice stops, the ocd behavior stops, all of it.

Fast forward to the end of high school. I had been smoking weed daily for almost 2 years now. probably going through a quarter a week towards the end.

>back to doing weird OCD shit out of habit like touching everything 2-4 times and turning off lights 2-4 times
>The voice in my head that was originally supposed to represent the girl from the ring has now manifested itself into its own personality
>it speaks in its own voice and says things without me thinking about it first
>Constantly threatens me and curses me
>whenever I see something dangerous or risky the voice booms in my head, screaming at me to do it
>Threatens to do really fucked up stuff like castrating me and making me eat my dick if I don't
>Still realize this voice isn't "real" but on an emotional level I'm terrified of disobeying it
>Voice fucks with me by making it sound like shit is running up the stairs or running out of my bathroom whenever I try to sleep and don't obey the bedtime ritual


I could go on but that should give everyone an idea. I stopped smoking weed during college, and although I still have that voice in my head and it still tries to get me to do OCD shit and threaten me, it's relatively easy to ignore.

>>36049526
I take some meds against a autoimmune disorder which I have but it started before I took it.

>>36049529
I'm also often really stressed and I started to drink alot but I sleep way too long. Sometimes over 20h.
I dont know if I want to get it checked out, I actually like those voices, they are calming and its the only "human" interaction I have right now.

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>>36047322
>give you schizophrenia

No, it's more likely it would give you some sort of psychosis, and even then it's rare.

You're more likely to fucking go into psychosis from taking acid or shrooms. Reminds me of a book I read called 'And Then I Thought I Was A Fish' about a dude who took 2 hits of acid with a friend and didn't sleep for almost two weeks and developed psychosis and delusions that he had to deal with for almost 2 years.

Anyone else read it? Fucking fantastic read.