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How to suicide?

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It's over r9k.
I'm done.
I'm an absolute zero.
I'm pathetic.
The only girl that liked me stopped talking to/seeing me because I'm just simply a retard.
I've got no real friends, my "family" would feel relief if I just killed myself.

Enlighten me r9k.
How do I kill myself painlessly?
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easiest way?
gun hands down
next I would say would be hanging but you need to drop a good distance to snap the neck otherwise it sucks
exit bags did work well but now afaik American helium is too diluted
overdose on narcotics(ie benzos or opiates) is not bad
overdose on anything that will put you to sleep isain't bad either
but other pills tend to like cause cramps and other kinds of pain
high speed car wreck would work but you should disable your airbags first

I would advise against jumping off something or attempting to cut shit isn't successful enough and is painful
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statistically, a shotgun is the best. look it up online, they'll tell you where to point it so you dont become a vegetable for the rest of your life.

if you live where you can't get a gun or something then use that helium guide that's always posted here. it's painless but make sure you can be alone for a few hours
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Too many suicide threads today. Is it because of spring?
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>>36048221
Where can I buy enough helium
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buy a balloon kit from walmart
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>>36046664
>retard
>no friends
>girls don't talk to you
>pathetic
Welcome to the club buddy.
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Gun. Easy, effective, quick. If you don't mind going through the process of getting a gun, or if you already have one, definitely the best way to go.

Next up is either train (just make sure that it will kill you and not just dismember you, position your head so the wheels will run over it/decapitate you), throwing yourself from a high enough building head first (more than 10 floors high just to be safe I'd say, the higher the better, and make sure you land on concrete not on grass or dirt), or hanging yourself (use something strong and hang it on something strong equally strong, make sure that it can support your weight).

With that said, you could try some anti-depressives first, give it some months and see if they help. If they don't meh at least you tried all your options first, but sometimes they do help.
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