Hi, I need ideas for a gift to my girlfriend Her birthday is

>>36046462
your dick in a box

>>36046462
A 15 inch black dildo.

>>36046482
It would be extremely extremely originally and painful

surprise buttsex

>>36046910
You mean
fuck her or let me get fucked by her?

>>36046462
Offer her a small jar of cum, with the label "baby maker" written on it.
the cum, of course, has to be yours, but you may add the cum of others to add some spice.

>>36046462
A gadsden flag

>>36047400
The dubs have spoken, now deliver OP.

>>36047400
I will gift her this but printed on a cup

The cup will not be full of cum, it will contain cookies

What do you all think?

>>36047460
Well, if she likes cups and cookies I don't see anything wrong with that.

>>36046462
Get a butt plug. Nice, simple, and endearing.

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A breakup letter

>>36046462
a bullet in her head

>>36047574
>>36047701
REEEEEE-rolling for these

>>36047539
She just needs a cup
In the end you gave a great idea I will fusion the flag of her autonomous region that has an independent movement with the gadsden, I'm sure she will like it and make her laugh

>>36047574
>>36047701
Fucking this

Ya hear?

get her some comfy pjs and uh... whatever else girls like

>>36047739
stop same fagging, these aren't even original

>>36046462
a bag of lemons and oranges

hat full of mayonnaise

>>36047776
I was only after the quads you missed by one

A cute pare of low top white Allstars with her initials embroided on the tongue :3

>>36046462
A bag of meal worms

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OP here
I just finished the flag

>>36048729
looks bad

>>36048832
how could you improve it?
I made it with paint

>>36046968
your choice dude.

double ended dildo to use with her

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>talking about girlfriend
>on r9k

This board is truly infested with normies to its very core.
So, 19384932934nd time FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE