should boxers be considered virgin armor?

>>36046427
should briefs be considered briefly

Edit: thanks for the upvotes

>>36046427
not like anyone else gonna see them anyway so that's a pointless designation.

>tfw new panties coming today
gonna be a good day

>>36046427
>wearing comfy underwear makes you a virgin

care to elaborate?

Boxer briefs are the king of all underwear and I challenge you to prove me wrong

>comfortable
>dong support
>sleek, make your bottom half futuristic
>dong doesn't try to escape
>it's happy

>>36046493
I'm gonna fuck your ass fagget

>>36046446
thankyou for briefly summing up why i dont go to reddit anymore

Edit: lets keep this train going!

>>36046427
How? You can't even see that shit for most of the time and when you're about to have sex, the thing comes off anyway.

>>36046492
Post pic or feel wrath

>>36046509
Yeah, it's like your dong is being sensually caressed.

>>36046509
>chafes when walking
>dick hangs to one side, slowly making it permanently that way

>>36046539
no
original tease

>>36046561
>chafes when walking
Loose some weight, it's not the underwear fault your fat legs chafe against each other

>>36046621
found the fag that skips leg day

>>36046427
What?

This is one of the more weird stretches I've fucking seen.

>>36046509

My balls are fucking huge and they get constricted and hurt when I wear boxer briefs.

>>36046427
But Tyrone wears boxers.

>>36046509
>comfortable

No

I own and wear boxer briefs and boxers.

The boxer briefs are definitely superior and I intend to phase the boxers out.

>>36046509
Boxer berifs are a prison for the penis, bixers provide just enough protection to prevent skidmarks on your pants and not scratch your underwear on rough fabric. With berifs, you easily get wedgies, skidmarks, and the pressure on a abover average dick can feel suffocating.

>>36046746

>skid marks

are you 4 years old or just a retard? how the fuck do you not know how to wipe your ass correctly yet.

>>36046509
More like thongs are king of all underwear.
Propperly fitting of course.

I have a few that are made of a stretchy silky fabric.
Feels lm not wearing underwear except my junk is being gently held by a virgin's hands.

>>36047081
>More like thongs are king of all underwear.

christ, you're a faggot

>>36046524
I dont understand why this thread is being downvoted.

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>wearing tight underwear that crushes your balls and kills your sperm because of no ventilation
>not wearing baggy underwear whenever possible to give your balls air and cool them down

LOW TEST

>>36046810
Nice burn m8. Genuinely laughed.

>>36047143
Thats why you wear underwear with pouches. So yo shit is held away from body but you can be comfy.

>>36047231
Dicklet detected

asfsdfs

>>36047254
Lol.

I could fit a ham in the pouch of my underwear.

>>36046746
>Skid marks
>Falling for the toilet paper meme

Bidets are the superior butt-cleaners. My ass is always so clean you could eat cereal out of it

>>36046509
>Boxer briefs
>comfortable
no no no no.

>>36046427
>people actually wear underpants

>tfw spend 90% of my time either naked or in my super comfy bath robe

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>>36046427
Yes. Boxers and Briefs are beta tier

Chad only wears the most alpha of all male underwear, the Boxer Brief.

>>36046427
Mn twins represent bois

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>>36046509
This.

If you wear boxers you may as well just wear fucking gym shorts under your trousers they're so baggy

If you wear tighty whiteys you might as well just fucking kill yourself because there is no hope.

Boxer Briefs master race.

>>36047081
10/10 would destroy your boipucci

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>>36046427
>tfw started freeballing a few months ago
>never been more comfortable

>>36048295
going commando is great. I forget why I stopped doing that. Maybe jeans were chafing my tiny weiner too much

>>36046427
What the fuck, first there's a virgin walk, now there's virgin underwear?

I wear boxers to let my shit hang, not no gay ass nuthugging briefs

>>36046427
Fuck you the MN twins dont deserve this

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>>36046427
Why, what's wrong with boxers? I wear what's most comfortable, that's my first and last priority when picking underwear.

fuck off and enjoy your low sperm count

>>36048314
>Maybe jeans were chafing my tiny weiner too much
I'm pretty sure being a dicket is the only reason is is so comfortable for me, nothing to really rub against the denim of my jeans

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>>36047660
do it and post pix

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>>36046427
Tighty whities are the virgin armor. In all the porn I've seen, the dude wears boxers, boxer briefs a few times. Never tighty whities. Besides, tighties get all up in your ass.

>>36046427
official underwear tiers:
>Chad: boxers, thongs (maybe)
>normie: boxer briefs
>cyborg: boxer briefs
>robot: briefs, thongs
>true robot: nothing

>>36049688
what tier is panties?

>>36050796
Just-suck-a-cock-already tier

>>36050796
cyborg or robot tier unless you're female in which case it's cyborg or normie

>>36050842
sucking cock is for gays, I'm not a gay

>wear boyshorts because am boy
where do I fit in?

>>36046561
>chafes when walking

Why are fats always so stupid?

>tfw wore boxers briefs in middle school
>exposed my incredibly microscopic penor in gym class
After that I just wore boxers to hide the fact, but in return I recently found out I needed support foor my balls, I have epididymitis. Fucking sucks. At least I don't have to be self conscious around normies in gym anymore.

>>36046427
This is what bbc niggers wear all the time when they sag you dumbass.

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jockstraps ftw

+lifts your ass up
+optional nut cup for protection
+waistband is very stretchy
+no wegies
+quick drying

- you will literally shit in your pants if don't make it to the toilet

>>36052546
>being a literal fag
no thanks I've seen enough gay porn of fags wearing those

>>36046427
No. Boxers let you be free, and I hate the squeeze they do.