>have for the past week diarrhea >have to wipe my asshole

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2017-04-05 05:38:24 Post No. 36045634
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:38:24 Post No. 36045634 [Report]

>have for the past week diarrhea
>have to wipe my asshole so much that it bleeds
>diarrhea contagion seeps into my open butthole wound, reinfecting me with the diarrhea virus
Fellas, it looks like I have perpetual diarrhea. Not sure how long my body can hold out.

It's been an honor shitposting with you lads

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:44:15 Post No.36045736
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:44:15 Post No.36045736 [Report]

>>36045634
>diarrhea
>use the word shitposting
You're funny, OP. !

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:44:27 Post No.36045740
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:44:27 Post No.36045740 [Report]

i don't think that's how it works.

origno

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:45:27 Post No.36045756
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>>36045634
Drink coffee and smoke a cigarette
Also eat a bunch of fiber

Youll shit the evil out in one go

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:45:35 Post No.36045761
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:45:35 Post No.36045761 [Report]

>>36045634
You just have to force it out of your body like a rock stuck in a water hose, just reel your colon back in later.

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:47:13 Post No.36045794
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:47:13 Post No.36045794 [Report]

That's actually a geometric series.

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:47:55 Post No.36045802
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:47:55 Post No.36045802 [Report]

>>36045634
Opioids, my friends
If you are too much of a bitch to get oxy or dope, you can always make poppy seed tea or eat some loperamide.

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:49:03 Post No.36045831
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:49:03 Post No.36045831 [Report]

Get a bidet attachment, if you can afford. Don't have to wipe your ass, and your butthole remains clean.

Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:53:40 Post No.36045925
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Anonymous 2017-04-05 05:53:40 Post No.36045925 [Report]

>have for the past week diarrhea
???

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