Have to call for a taxi first time in my life.

>>36045209
Just get a fucking uber, you won't have to call anyone just press buttons on an app

>>36045230
I'm in Yurop, I think uber is illegal here.

>>36045209
Just call and ask to be picked up at your current address. You will tell the actual driver where you want to go not the dispatcher.

>>36045230

This. I never used taxis for the same reason but then came Uber to save the day, it's like ordering pizza on the internet versus on the phone. Thank you technology for making being an autist more comfy

"Hey can I get a cab to (your address), thank you."

Literally all you have to say

>>36045296
>>36045273
I think I will make it, Anons.

"Hey can I get a taxi to 'address' "
"Sure it'll be there in x"
"Thanks"

Tell the driver where you want to go when you get in the taxi.
Ask him how long he's been doing the job and the craziest shit he's seen on the job.

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>>36045344
mfw live in NY. Taxi drivers would kill me if i tried to talk to them.

>>36045410
Are Taxi drivers like this? I'm in Austria and unlike in New York the are usually armed here.

>>36045410
heh, I live in a small city in Ontario.
understandable in NY tho.
I'd almost prefer not feeling obligated to make small talk.