Who here loves big titties?
Big titties are the best.
>>36044480
Yes hot tits tingly peepee cum cum
>>36044480
>tfw no gf with massive dark circles under her eyes
>>36044507
why are they so sexy? I also have this feel.
>>36044898
I don't know but I love them regardless.
>>36044480
>tfw forfeit my wizard powers for a 2 week "relationship" with a big titted chubby hucow gf 6 years ago
Was not worth it, but pushing my face aginst big titts with hughe nipples was nice.
>>36044480
I wish I could stick my dick between a pair of big titties.
>>36044480
big tits are very nice, that's all. I just need to post something to be original
My dream is a skinny (well, not chubby but not skin and bones) short chick with massive tits and a shapely ass.
>>36045798
We all wish for emotionless dark-ringed girls that are just crazy.
>>36048167
fuck. I forgot this pic.
>>36044480
love big tits
>>36044480
Chestlets BTFO Why live if you're a chestlet?
>tfw been caring less and less about big tits
bots, could you please bring me back into it? I feel like I'm giving up on something important
I really don't know why I like Tits so much.
If I try to rationalize it they are just sacks of fat, but my dick does not listen to reason
>>36048302
what's your biggest kink right now? Kink merging helps. Thats how I got into traps
went from Fem > Futa > traps > Femboys > Daddies. I want someone to force me to be their bitch trap
>>36048345
I genuinely can't tell, I've been lowering my expectations for a while
>>36048411
Whats one of your favorite kinks then?
>>36048340
I remember falling asleep with my head against my mom's big chest when I was young, long before I started fapping. Wasn't until I fapped to a titfuck scene at around 15 or 16 that I became obsessed with big tits in general, though.
>like boobs in all sizes
>tfw you've never touched boobs or ever been close to boobs
I just want to know what they feel like. Is it true that females have really silky smooth skin and that boobs feel like sandbags or are they more like slime/jelly-like? Can someone that has touched tits give me some knowledge about boobs since I'll probably be ever to experience them myself?
>>36048509
>be ever to
Never be able to*
I'm retarded.
>>36048509
Felt three pairs.
Squishy but firm, kind of like any soft spot on the human body. Fatter chicks feel squishier and looser.
Sandbags are a meme.
>>36048509
Are you TRYING to attract Chads and Normans into here?
Just enjoy the 2D purity for what it is, senpai.
>>36048636
And there you have it. A fucking Chad has already invaded.
Consider the follwing, Chad:
-Suicide
-Getting off our board
-All of the above
Hnngggg u lurking ?
>>36048663
Don't worry. Every day, I stray further from God's light :,^)
>>36048468
It might be something like that.
Or the fact that most girls around me in college or highschool were chestlets.
So even if a fat and ugly chick showed up once with some nice cleavage, my dick was hard enough to cut diamonds, I hated myself for that for a long time
>>36048663
Check-mate, wanker!
>>36048636
Oh ok, thanks for clearing things up normie.
>>36048641
Nah. I know normies visit this board to laugh at people like me but maybe they'll actually give me some knowledge about these things I'll never get to experience. Why not ask a normie who has had this experience when they're here?
I like 2d tits as well, just wanted to know what 3d tits feels like.
>>36048797
This very much desu
>>36048802
No problem, and I'm not here to laugh. Been on a downward spiral since last semester.
>>36048733
What is it with these fucking turbo-Chads thinking that they can ever belong here, among us. We're the scum of the Earth, we've carved out our own place for our own kind, and that's not good enough for Chad. Chad has to make himself feel superior to us, and belong anywhere he goes. Isn't it enough to be able to easily fuck anything that moves?
Fucking REEEEGETOFFMYBOARDEEEEE
>>36048847
Poor Chad. Probably hasn't hooked up with Stacy in almost a day! Guess you're a full blown robot now, huh? How will you ever recover?
>>36044480
I rather lick her armpits 2 be h
>Another good thread ruined by, get off my board REEEEEE.
I realized why I stopped coming here for a few months, anything that is not trap related gets sidetracked so easily
>>36048951
I'm just here to wallow in self-pity like everyone else. Sorry about your Oppression Olympics, friendo
>>36044480
Big asses are the best but a combination of both tits and big ass is the GOAT
>>36048780
There were a few busty girls in my high school classes, and I'd see even bigger ones on the way between classes.
I'm desperate to encounter more big tits IRL/AFK on a regular basis, but I take college courses online, live with my parents, and the only work I do is freelance. I'm tempted to try transferring to a state college. But I don't know if I'd even get the opportunity to be social, since it wouldn't be the start of the school year (saw a post in a uni thread that you're fucked if you don't make any friends within the first week).
>>36044480
>have her snap
>she rarely posts nudes anymore
>just asks for money in blank pics
It was good while it lasted, but the old richfags just throw money at her now so she stopped showing off anymore. Shit sucks,
>>36044480
3D, 2D, or both, OP?
>>36044480
Feels pretty good getting pics on demand from a big titted girl :D
>Love big tits
>Applying for a scholarship in Korea.
I guess since I was never going to hook up with a girl, it doesn't matter if I move to flatlands
>>36049094
at least you'll have a chance of getting cute girls
>>36049094
You can find big fake tits.
>>36049147
I guess, their plastic surgery is at another level there
>>36049121
>Implying I have a chance of getting any girl regardless of the country
>>36048992
>Doesn't contribute
>Complains passive aggressively
Yeah, this board is totally going to shit. Thanks for doing your part in sinking the ship just a little faster.
>>36049226
If something is going to die, better make the death quick
>>36049226
How do you know he didn't contribute?
>>36049037
Who is she?
This comment is original desu
Breast pussy.
>>36048178
Holy shit. I need those in my life
>>36049276
Breastpussy is the best because they can't derive any pleasure from it, it's all about the guy.
Even anal is not as hot in my opinionNot that I would know about any of those ;_;
>>36049276
>>36049362
I crave dah breast pussy boys
>>36049362
What about girls with sensitive breasts/nipples? Or is that a meme? Either way, I've seen videos where the girl seems convincingly turned on by the fact that she's pleasing a guy with her tits.
I wish I could experience it.
>>36049481
Probably meme af, but so is paizuri feeling amazing desu
>>36049481
It isn't a meme, but not all girls are as into it as others.
>>36049481
>convincingly
key word right there.
you've been convinced
although titjobs have never been my thing.
I actually just want to be smothered by huge titties
>>36049481
Well, I've read that thing that 14% of women can cum by just nipple play and 2% can cum from breast massages.
But Those percentages are higher than the chances of my dick being between some nice tits, so I'm not considering them
>>36049514
As a robot, paizuri is most likely not a meme. I love huge tits, and I'm a virgin.
>>36049667
Conceptually I am in agreement. I just doubt it FEELS as good as it looks
>>36049667
>>36049685
It does not "feel", as in feel on your dick, all that special. Pleasurable but not incredible.
However, the emotional element of "hell yeah I'm doing a paizuri" is pretty cool.
>>36049714
Either way, I always have my 2D, senpai
>Ex-gf had 34D
>Used to titfuck her all the time
>Loved to watch them swing around while I fucked her from behind
I miss those glorious monsters. She was petite, too, so they looked fuckin huge. She's lost a lot of weight since we broke up, though, and sadly her chest shrank quite a bit, too.
>>36049540
>Well, I've read that thing that 14% of women can cum by just nipple play and 2% can cum from breast massages.
>>36049667
>TFW YWN be smothered by gigantic titcow tits.
It's a bad feel.
too bad only tall men are entitled to dating girls with big tits
fuck being genetic trash just fucking kill me
>>36049798
>tfw tall
>No big titted girl to paizuri my dick on the daily
>>36049760
The only party I've ever been to was when my negro friend took me to a get together of his robotics team and other friends. Everyone got super wasted, and I proceeded to molest this chubby chick with fat tits. Should have went for the paizuri because she was drunk and didn't really care. Not brave enough, should have went for it.
>>36049791
True despair...
>>36049760
Why did u two break up anon sama?
>>36049798
>>36049850
>tfw manlet with good face
>no tall girl with huge tits to stick my face in
>>36044480
Are there any other pictures of this girl
I swear I banged her once. She looks so similar and this girl had nice, big tits.
>>36049481
>>36049540
my gf has really sensitive nipples and doesn't like them being touched at all. It's like a no-go zone 99% of the time unless you wanna suck them, then it's fine mostly.
However, as soon as she is turned on, she goes wild when you pull and squeeze her nipples, so if I really want her to cum fast I'll lick her clit as hard as I can while pulling both her nipples with my thumb and forefingers of each hand. She doesn't last longer than 60 seconds when I do that. But as I said, the rest of the time she hates having them touched at all.
>>36049017
Do volunteer work.
Pros:
>Meet women (and get immediate bonus points because they think you're a good person)
>Good for resume
>Can pick something you actually might enjoy
>No one expects you to work hard
>Not a long-term commitment
>Can say "fuck it, I'm out" at any point
Cons:
>Have to leave house and do shit
>No pay
>>36049893
I feel regret for you. Probably would have done the same thing, though.
>>36049901
I decided drugs were more important to me than she was. It was stupid and I still kick myself for it every now and then; she was the first girlfriend I ever genuinely loved. But I've learned to love again. And I'm sober now.
>>36049937
You are going to get a lot of REEEs, but I'm glad for you and also jealous.
get a titfuck from her tonight and as you are about to unload all over her tits quietly say:
>This one is for you, robots
>>36049991
Degenerate drug using Chad has a minor hiccup in fucking all of the titcows. You should have done us all a favor and OD'd.
>>36049798
6'3" here. This anon speaks the truth.But if you stick to petite women with big tits even manlets can get laid so long as they're attractive or funny or rich or something
>>36049937
>servicing a woman
>eating out a whale
absolutely disgusting
>>36049937
>>36050023
If you could take it one step further and think of me during, that'd be great
>>36049540
I once made my gf cum from sucking on her nipples. We were both high out of our minds and part of me always thought she was just faking. Huh, TIL.
>>36048951
I can do whatever I want
I'm alpha af
>>36044480
>Big titties are the best
simple ape tier
men who have perception beyond normal think legs are best
>>36050028
It's damn near impossible to OD on weed and cheap beer ya whiny NEET. And in what demented world is 34D "titcow" status?
>>36050042
>Disgusted by the thought of eating pussy
>Claims to be straight
haha ok then
>>36049976
Still stretched my courage that night, and still one of my greatest memories.
She was wearing the lowest cut of tanks with 20,000 leagues cleavage. People even made jokes about her cowtits throughout the night.
While she sat down and people talked, I leaned over the table and started petting her bare cleave while acting like nothing was up.
She didn't respond and no one was looking, so I reached in and squeezed her repeatedly while looking off.
Still get rawk solid thinking about it.
>>36050061
>>36050075
Guess we need to rename this place Chad9001, cause it's infested with nothing but fucking degenerate drug using ultra-Chads here to gloat about how awesome their life is in every way.
It's not enough to have everything else in life, but you need attention from us NEETs, KHVs, and basement dwellers. Nothing is off-bounds for the ultra-chad.
>>36050128
>MUH 34D AINT EVEN THA BIG!
>HUUURRR DUUUUDDD WEEEEED HURRRR
>FUC STAISIE TIDDIES ALL DAY HURRR WEIIIDDD BRO!!!
That's you. Fucking braindead Chad fagit.
Stop arguing and get to posting, anons.
I'm trying to nut off this thread alone and its taking forever
>>36050250
>This is your brain on autism and thirst
Stay mad, anti-Chad.
>>36050187
I grew out of my pussy phase
Clinical depression
Competitive gaming 17 hours a day
never left my room besides school
lied to people to play more
drank by myself
I was pretty robot, although still Chad exterior
I like to gloat as much as you like to complain
>>36049920
>there is a manlet somewhere in the world right now with a tall tittymonster gf who's tits are at face level
>>36050278
This anon speaks the truth. We should do what he says.
>>36050278
Sure thing, bruh. You want more 2d or 3d?
>>36050365
I'll just do both
>>36050365
Yes
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
>>36050170
can you post an image with a similar body? I need help visualizing this beautiful story
>>36050437
>Yes
My man. I don't get the hate for 3d some anons have. I fap to either, depending on my mood.
>>36050504
highspeed titposting, powered by my 4chanpass
>>36050537
>highspeed titposting, powered by my 4chanpass
and then I'm muted, slowing me down
>>36050449
This but with quite bigger teats. She was pretty short and blonde, huge science nerd with horn-rimmed glasses.
>>36050504
Me neither. Both can be great, just depends on the content
>>36050537
I should get one. I have the $$$
>>36050587
*Also her tits weren't flattened out like that. They were rounder/longer
>>36050449
>>36050587
>>36050661
Fuck my examples till now, this one works best.
This is even about how much her top was showing.
>>36050170
>Go to high school reunion
>Just sitting there checking my phone.
>Ugly girl with big Tits takes away my phone, says that I should join the group
>Ask her for my phone back
>She giggles and says no
>Struggle a little with her because I'm weak as fuck.
>She says, what are you going to do, tickle me so I let go?
>Start tickling her, she starts laughing.
>Realize I have a chance keep tickling with one hand, move the other one up to her tits.
>She realizes, takes a second and stops laughing
>Hands me back my phone and walks away
Good thing she never said anything, according to people today I could be in jail for that.
>>36050794
>Go to high school reunion
You went wrong bubbo
>>36050866
My mother forced me to go.
At least I got something out of it
>>36050931
Non-consensual titty grab hotter than consensual titty grab?
It was for me
>big tits thread
>strongly in the mood for fap
>holy fucking yum I'm ready to get a boner
>most of the pictures are fucking anime/hentai
Joke is on me for visiting this autistic board full of fucking losers who get aroused by naked cartoons.
Get a life you fucking obese neckbeards
>>36051041
Contribute or seppoku, frog poster
>>36051041
Sorry frogposter.
>>36051041
>>36051067
See how easy this is?.
>>36048468
I thought I was the only one. My mom has big boobs and used to let me lay on her chest when I was little kid, and her breasts were literally the best thing I've ever felt in my life. It's what I think heaven must be.
>>36051041
You could contribute instead of being a faggot about it
>>36051041
Fuck off. Go to the shithole called /s/, if your standards are so "high".
>>36051088
posting posting
breasts boobies
>>36051165
This my senpai
Oregano
Post post right here woooo
Original posting
>>36049260
Nevermind, sorry anon. I got her mixed up with AngelDust the camwhore. She looks identical to the OP girl, but her boobs are a lot bigger. My mistake.
>>36044507
>>36044898
>>36045798
>>36048167
>>36048178
>tfw you genuinely want a wife like this but will never get one
Please, Cole. Please
>>36051041
lol why don't you leave then, retardo
>>36050023
>>36050059
too late, she beat me off just before I made that post, her tits may be insane, but her handjobs are out of this world
What I'm saying rn has never been posted on /r9k/, in case anyone was wondering :3
>>36051673
>Not using her mouth
You almost made me feel bad, anon
>>36051422
the first things I thought when looking at those pics was something about wanting to have a wife that gets home tired and just wants to use me as a pillow
>tfw no tired waifu
>>36051673
Pics of it pls
beep boop
Come back to me,, robots
I wish I could titfuck Hitomi before I die.
>>36052044
This very much
I'm a big fan, and I just want one go at her tits before death.
Sometimes I like to imagine she'd be cool with fans coming up to her asking for paizuri, and that she'd deliver. I'm not actually that delusional, however
>>36052129
She sounds like a really sexual person outside of AV (apparently initiated lesbian action with Anri Okita when they lived together).
I just wonder if it'd be possible to convince her. She doesn't know/speak as much English as Anri or Shibuya Kaho.
>>36044480
i swear cowtits on butter face are the hottest
>>36052331
Might go for white peen?
>>36044507
Hyouka a cute! CUTE!
>>36051822
I posted them above
>>36052129
>>36052331
Do you know the sauce of this hitomi gif?
>>36052388
She's been to America multiple times, and took a photo with Norman Reedus, so maybe.
I wonder if the JAV industry is as shady as you can imagine; if it's super-protective of their women.
>>36052459
The one using the mouse? Those are her's?
>>36052500
Are you implying Yakuza thugs will come and stomp me the fuck out if I talk to her?
>>36052522
Yeah, posted a few pics of her a few years back and they're still floating around
>>36052575
I dig it. Props to you
>>36052429
Is she the best Shimoneta?
>>36052574
I don't know.
All I know is that tittyfucking Hitomi will be a top priority if I ever make a lot of disposable income. Same goes for Fuko/P-chan (not sure if she's still an escort and club hostess though). Anri Okita would be nice as well, but you'd probably only have a chance getting to her through Hitomi, since they're best friends.
>>36052812
Her snap makes me horny and depressed (that they're so close yet so far) at the same time
>>36044507
>tfw gf has those black circles and big titties
>tfw still depressed
>>36053199
Pics and I won't call you a Chad and ree you
hello yes i am also a fan of large mammaries
h-h-here we go, titposting at work, apologies if quality appears subpar
fugging robot :DDD fugg off :DDD
some stream of consciousness drivel here
alright time for a smoke break pls give validation for continuation
>>36053281
>>36053302
>>36053323
>>36053349
I wholeheartedly support you and your efforts
Hey now, you're a robot, beeeep boooop
>>36052877
Does she still use Snapchat? I've had an account for the longest but never used it.
Have some Rion by the way,
>>36053569
Maybe once a week or so. Some good stuff every now and then
>>36053416
appreciate it m8, i am generally of the silent appreciate savey sort, but today is different
this ones for all the cybernetic organisms out there
man im actually getting tapped on the choice pics, i overestimated myselfand i ain't posting that FB shit
alright dont wear your dicks out boys, have a good evening tho
>>36051138
my fucking dick.
I want to die from dehydration from overejaculating until I cover those tits completely
>>36053660
My dicks been sore for hours but its k
Hey all you robits
>>36053591
Damn, I was hoping she'd send out stuff a lot.
>>36053751
How much would she charge for a good titfuck?
I can start saving money
>>36054023
However much a porn shoot pays, I would assume
>>36054114
well, time to save my wagecuck income then
Ggghggg
Gghvv;kmmnncsdddr
>>36054023
Pornstar escorts usually charge like $1000-2000 per hour. I don't know exactly how escorts work though, how much of the hour is just a date, if that might not be enough to get in bed.
wiggity wiggity titty
>So far into tits that now I mostly fap to tit impregnation
I'm completely lost
>>36044507
>>36044898
>>36045798
>>36048167
>>36048178
>>36051422
>>36051795
>>>/d/7285902
for all of your pleasures and needs
Tits are life, I love tits
I am breast obsessed. Unfortunately, everyone here is either skinny and flat or fat with no boobs. I can't even stare at women in my area.
It's been a long time, gonna do some dumping. As well as my own personal game of guess the character quotes. [/spoiler]That no one is obligated to play
"Please be advised, the following presentation is not intended for minors."
also gonna alternate between 3D and 2D
"Job is done. Now time to relax and enjoy life."
"You have reached Dennaton Enterprises, we can't take your call at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep and we'll get back to you."
"If you would like to make a call, please hang up and dial again. If you need help, please hang up and dial your operator."
>>36050250
hahahaa you got btfo'd by chad. I love it when that happens
"This is GenSec tech support. If you have a problem with your radio, please contact us during normal business hours. Thank you."
>>36056777
Nice trips. 3D only please.
Thanks for the dump btw.
>>36044480
I have a thing for pokies
original
"Tear gas is banned in most civilized nations."
>>36056810
Have some Pokies
>>36056793
In 3D!
"I don't feel too well. I need an appointment with the doctor. Ich brauch 'nen verschissenen Arzt."
"In the event of personnel damage, please locate the nearest first aid kit."
"Analysis of the air indicates presence of offensive matter."
"This is a great opportunity to express satisfaction."
"Exercise caution when aggravating my temper.."
"A seeker. A hero shall find a treasure. The lost, but it is unknown, do not be afraid."
"Who do you want to be today? You can go anywhere, you can be anyone, who do you want to be? please see reverse of leaflet for more information."
"This is a very nice bike, where did you get it? Riding a motorcycle is fun! Lets bring our shotguns! Lets have some fun."
"Hello young lady, welcome, hello. Do not enter the dingo compound. Danger, do not feed the animals."
"Power play. Great shot. Goal. Game is over. Win for the Bombers. Please sign here. Welcome to America!"
"Hello, please do not break the law, press two for information about your retirement fund, have you considered a new career? armed robbery is a felony, please proceed."
"Heads or tails? a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life, of course, the wise player always cheats."
"Hoxton shoreditch, borrough of Hackney. London, first recorded in the domesday book, please consider a visit to Hoxton market."
"The computer process has successfully completed."
"When handling firearms always check that the safety is on. Also do not wield firearms in urban locations or near children. The responsible ownership and use of firearms also requires a calm and balanced nature, a law abiding disposition, and a healthy attiutude to conflict resolution. End of message."
I search for threads like these whenever I'm feeling sad
>>36057128
could you post someone groping their own massive udders?
>tfw no Galko irl
>>36057166
Just for you buddy. Cheer up! Have a good day!
"Clover, trifolium, four leaves for luck, five leaves uncommon, live in clover, thank you."
>>36057177
The suffering is real.
"John, You are needed, You are the angel of death John, please hold John."
>>36057254
thanks
I think I drooled a bit
"Wolf, an apex predator, usually praying on larger mammals, the wolf hunts in a pack, cooperating, and using advanced hunting tactics to take down its prey, successful."
>>36057283
Anytime buddy, I have tonnes.
"Dallas, nucleus of the US oil industry. A fuel source for the economy. Also the center for the telecommunications industry. Making people talk, Dallas."
"Please pay attention. You will be happy to know you are victims of a robbery. You will not be harmed. We will take the bank's money. Your savings are ensured by the federal government, Please consider your loved ones. Please remain quiet and your survival is assured."
"It would appear Murkywater are in attendance."
"No, not enough financial restitution has been recovered."
"Ammunition depleted. I'd like another, please."
"If you have sustained injuries, you may need to seek medical attention."
"Da-da-da-da-da darude Sydney, please follow."
>>36057443
Thank you for doing the Lord'S work based anon
"Arms outstretched."
>>36057487
This made my penis happy
>>36057470
I've been collecting since 2009, I mind as well post when I find the time to.
"Please place the cuffs firmly on your wrists."
>>36057523
It's simultaneously cute and hot.
"Get into vulnerable position."
>tfw you'll never have a gf with cow udders to smother you with
What a bad feel, brothers
>>36057529
And I thought I lived huge breasts. Truly you are an inspiration
"Thank you for not disturbing the passengers in the Quiet Zone"
>>36057647
Goddamn...
Oregano spices
>>36044480
Tits are just fake asses, anyways.
>>36057588
All I can tell you is that it'sfantastic.
>>36057608
One day I shall release my collection. It's not ALL huge breasts, but mostly. And has a lot breast expansion.When did it get to 21.5GB though...
"Thank you for being in your seat and not disturbing the peace"
>>36057675
Aggressive reminder they aren't real tits unless you can see em from behind.
>>36057680
So the civilized, upright walking man's preference?
I do respect you're fetishistic choice though.
"What a lovely day, right?"
Welp, that's the image limit gents. The answer to the quote game was Jacket from Payday 2.
>>36057734
It's night time, but yes, what a lovely night.
I just want a busty girl to try all sorts of paizuri positions with.
There's so many ways to titfuck.
>image limit
Damn, I was gonna post Hotaru.