Gross feels thread

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>>36044075
take a shower senpai

>unclogging the drain
>accidentally cumming on yourself

That's not a gross feel you're just fucking gross

I bet you're fat too. Fucking disgusting slob.

>long day at work, can't wait to sit (not fat, legs just hurt)
>go home and take pants off and sit in computer chair to chat and play games, etc.
>30 minutes later my hairy ass sweat is all over the chair, going through boxer briefs.
>too pussy to put a blade by my ass

I've been thinking of trying out ballsbalm or something to reduce the amount of pure sweat and stink from down there. Tips?

>>36044075
Join the shitower club.
We shit, and always shower afterwards.
And everyone is welcome, unless you don't shower after you shit.

>>36044224
>>too pussy to put a blade by my ass
>tfw pretty boy faggot and yet still have the stones to shave myself hairless and smooth
man up, shit's easy, you don't even have to look

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>>36044112
>Accidentally cumming on yourself
>Accidentally
>Implying

>>36044075
Dude, that'sa fucking disgusting. Trim your ass hair.
If you aren't up to that then just don't shit unless it's before a shower. Shower daily. Twice a day if you have to. That's so fucking gross, my dude.

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>>36044224
Use medicated body powder. It's saved my life. Also, just trim your ass hair.
Pic related-- you can find it for $1 at Dollar Tree. It gets the job done well.

>>36044224
Use baby powder or any other talcum power, works miracles friendo.

>>36044332
>>36044405
>>36044457
O-ok thanks guys