i want a fembot gf someone please respond so we can do (lewd)

>>36040729
oh anon-kun, I'll be your gf

tee-hee

You and everyone else in this god forsaken board

I don't want a fembot gf. There's a reason they have trouble getting or keeping men.

Now a fembot sex slave, that's another story. I want one so bad.

>>36040951
Id rather be a fembot's sex slave desu senpai.

>>36041017
Most guys on /r9k/ are submissive betas.

Are you from the us?
original

I want a fembot wife.

>>36041065
yes i am
new hampshire
>>36041077
thats the end goal right?

>>36041077
Please be my robot husbando

>>36041091
He said wife you autistic retard, not "waifu".
Go kill yourself

I want a fembot gf too!

>>36041130
nah I'd rather hold out for one of the other autistic anime posting robots

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>>36041164
you called?
pls be my wife/gf

>>36041088
>thats the end goal right?
Not quite, the end goal would be children.

>>36041091
Please be Australian and born with a vagina.

>tfw live in the middle of the fucking nowhere so I'll never find a fembot near me

feels bad man

>>36041203
>tfw in Europe where no fembots with daddy issues never live

>>36041232
Europe is good, senpai. Try living in Brazil.

>ywn gape a fembot's asshole

>>36041271
The only thing I know about Brazil is that you have lots of trannies and fart porn.

maybe if you guys focused on meeting a girl so you can do cool stuff together instead of just moving right to sex, you'd have an easier time finding someone that wanted to share your company.

>>36041400
Most guys on here are horny teens that only want to get their dicks wet.

>>36041386
I didn't know about the fart porn, but sounds legit. We just export shit.

>>36041400
the lewd was a joke
all i want is to cuddle and hang out

>>36041400
>so you can do cool stuff together

Women don't enjoy any of my hobbies

>>36041439

it's like hunting. you don't just grab a gun and run full-on into the woods because you'd scare away the animals. you put out some bait, find a good position, wait a bit, then pounce.

>>36041448

you know it wasn't a joke

>>36041473
it honestly was
its not that i dont want it but its not very important to me

>>36041473
I just want someone who I can enjoy my hobbies with. I'm to old for the chasing after girls now.

>>36041400
But sex is part of a relationship.

>>36041473
more of a run full-on into the woods guy, myself.

>>36041613

yeah but if you're starting off at level 1 and try to run right into a level 20 fight, you're going to have a bad time.

>>36041566

>too old

do you consider yourself to be personally too old, or do you think that there is a general age cut-off?

>>36041638

the rabbits and deer will hide from you

>>36041400
>maybe if you guys focused on meeting a girl so you can do cool stuff together

I just want a girl who will come for a drive with me so we can complain about minorities that we see.

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>>36041700
>>the rabbits and deer will hide from you
heh
not for long...

>>36041700
The normal rule is "no sex until after the third date". That shouldn't be a problem for anyone.

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>>36041091
tfw no robot waifu...
orginalo

>>36040729
Sorry bub everyone knows there are no girls on the internet

>>36041088
im a grill from maine
what kind of music do u like anon

>>36043691
Hang yourself. You will die without having accomplished anything of value and no one will care either way.
You should just turn off the screen and kill yourself right now.

>>36043731
lol
thank you for that insightful comment

>tfw desperate enough to want gf from here now