Ohayo, anon-san. What brings you to Japan?

Kaigun

>>36040596
Sex tourism. I'm hitting up South Korea next.

Radiation, I want to grow epic mutant limbs

I'm just here to see a forest

i like cute girls alot

>>36040648
Would it be spooky or comfy to kill yourself surrounded by dead japs?

>>36040648
don't do it, anon-kun :(

>>36040648
top kek, oh my

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>>36040596
i lik lik anmime

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>>36040596
I'm here to try and put my todger in cute japs

>>36040648
>try to respond in japanese
>non ascii text not allowed

well just fuck my shit up then

i tried to tell you that that's a boring way. the OG japs know to jump off buildings.

>>36040682
Why not both, lad. The spooks of being surrounded by dead japs but the sweet comfort of death

>>36040648
how come we all immediately know what that means? have all of you seen the yt video aswell?

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This is the only country in the world where I won't stand out for being autistic

>>36040785
Legend says if you commit sodoku in a Japanese forest you will be reborn as a Japanese girl.

>>36040791
You're thinking of Finland not Japan. I can see how you'd be confused though seeing as they're both filled with slant eyes

>>36040596
I heard jap chicks like white guys UwU

Shit thread test

Shit thread test #2

>>36040791
You will, Japan is filled with turbonormie wagecucks.

A fat white autist will stand out

>>36040840
I doubt they like fat weebs who do shitty emotes on a nepalese skywriting forum

Should I learn Japanese?

>>36040896
Only if you actually have a use for it

Playing porn games doesn't count

>>36040896
No, learn Chinese to prepare for the impending invasion.

>>36040909
I don't watch anime or anything but I'd consider moving to the country if I was competent with the language

>>36040896
Learn enough so you sound like a weeb and Japanese girls laugh at you while covering their mouths

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>>36040893
>implying I'm fat
stop projecting yourself on me desu

>>36040596
Konnichinya~ minner san! owo

hao do i get tsu za akihabara?

captcha: school chase

>>36040962
I weigh ten stone, you chubby little poofter.

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>>36040909
>playing porn games doesn't count
says you, I already learned 600 kanji for that

>>36040989
>stone
sorry I don't speak caveman

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>>36040989
>neanderburgers still weigh things in comparison to stones

>>36041067
I'm a bong, lad
>>36041062
Ug oog me weigh stone

>>36040656
>i like cute girls alot
Me Too, when do ya think OP will start posting'em?

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>>36041110
He won't but I will. They won't all be japs but whatever

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>>36040596
"What the fuck did you just say to me?"
o o ooorig

>>36040896
How much time and self discipline do you have? If not a lot is your answer to one or both, don't bother.

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Slant eyed women are best women

>>36040648
67% of Japan's land is covered in forest.

>>36041476
There is one special forest in Japan though

>>36040596
Karoshi
Suicide by wagecuckery.

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>>36042023
>tfw you'll never be a japanese salary man with a good work ethic and a qt wife
Why live