Online Dating

>>36039656
>traveling
ugh
>talking to friends
leave me alone
>netflix
bet you have shit taste

fuck off

>>36039656
Dont forget
>Pizza is my LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

Why do stacies think pizza is some super special thing?

I'm glad I don't live in burgerland because at least I don't have to put up with the Netflix meme.

I cannot fathom how people like that can easily get laid unless they are hot

>>36039991
Autism detected

>>36040060
Women get laid because men will fuck anything. Guys have to be a lot better than that unless they are incredibly handsome or hung like a horse.

>>36040040
What kind of third world shithole doesn't have Netflix?

>>36040071
We do have Netflix here but barely anyone uses it.

t. frog

>i am a free spirit
>race: human, birthplace: earth
>i love hanging out with friends and having fun
>i have my head in the clouds and my feet on the ground
>i'm willing to lie about how we met
>don't swipe right if you're a racist!!!

can someone explain the traveling meme to me? why does every girl put it in their profile

>>36040121
it looks "cultured" and they think it makes them interesting.

>>36040121
Need money to travel comfortably, basically looking for guys with money to spend on them.

>>36040121

They think that it makes them seem "adventurous" and "cultured".

Translation: "I'm a boring person. All I really like to do is get drunk and get fucked by Chad".

>Friends, Family, Faith
>anything referencing tacos
>anything referencing Zelda

>>36040130
>>36040190
while you're at it, can you explain the cultured meme? isn't literally everyone cultured unless you're purposely trying to be counter-culture

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>>36040205
Thatsthejoke.oreganojpgoregano

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>>36039656
yeah there seems to be a common pattern there
>traveling
>having fun with friends
>eating :3
>listening to music and/or dancing
>watching tv shows (simply a non burgerland version of netflix)

also common but optional:
>video games xD
>south korea, kpop <3
>reading (favorite books are often ones from curriculum only)

t. online Chad

>>36040030
hey man, we all want some cheese pizza

>>36040224

I don't think you understand what "cultured" means. I guess another word would be worldly?

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>>36040243
Leave Korea out of this.

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>text someone
>they reply with "what are you doing today?"
>feel like shit having to say you dont do anyhting and dont even have any hobbies

>>36040344
Well, then start fucking working so people can actually see that you are worth a damn.

>>36040130
>>36040121
>>36040190
I doubt they do any adventure other than sitting on the beach though.

>>36040066
>or hung like a horse.
I never got this. How would they know if you're hung like a horse, do you whip it out and shove it in their face when you meet them or something?

>>36040884
its bullshit.
but they may stay with you if you got them in bed once.

>>36040884
It's just what the retarded autists on this site think because they don't know anything about sex outside of porn

>>36040091
Underrated cancer

I probably swipes right for your dog! *crying laughing yellow egg man*
*college and grad year*
Loves Wine and Beer
Travel
Pizza
Im a princess

>>36039656
I tried to make a good dating site profile and everybody posted it here and laughed at it.
It's like there's no winning; either be a boring liar or cringey.

>>36040831
I see a lot of pictures with elephants, which are tortured into being submissive to humans, or 'volunteering' with African children.