Does eating count as a hobby?

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No you fat piece of shit.

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Maybe if you are cute.

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>>36038907
Do you do it competitively?

Only if you'r a woman.

>>36038907

Only if you're a woman on Tinder. Other fun hobbies include sleeping and Netflix.

Yes, just say you're a "foodie".

cooking is

>>36040105
this. Go to some weird pretentious restaurants. Talk about how you eat filet of bone with a donut reduction sauce, people will think you're a hipster connoisseur. Also find some craft beers that nobody's ever heard of and talk about how good they are.

All of this can be USDA Grade-A Bullshit and most people won't know the difference because they eat generic chain-restaurant food.