Any fembots want to rehabilitate me and help me get a gf?

>>36038481
Hmmmm well im interested as well OP but what do you mean by rehabilitate?

>>36038481
You won't have any takers It can't be that easy right?

>>36038496
Convince me it's worth ending the NEET life.

>>36038509
ahhh I see i gotchu

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>>36038481
What do you mean? Try and help you get a girlfriend? I can't help you with that. Be your girlfriend? I can't help you with that.

Have a comfy dog

>>36038481
Nah help me instead im wayyyy cuter than OP

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>>36038481
>this 100% exactly same thread

I was the anon who gave like 2 limit-hitting posts of advice.

I'm not sure if the people who replied to me was even the OP, but the general response was that they didn't want advice or help, they just wanted to bitch about deserving unconditional love.

>>36038543
Everyone deserves unconditional love, anon

>>36038556
I meant that they were literally saying that they deserved to have the good relationship they wanted, but shouldn't have to work for it

i.e, do basic things like not be dangerously underweight or morbidly obese, and have a hobby.

>>36038614
Kind of defeats the purpose of unconditional love if they need to work for it doesn't it? Also fat chicks get laid on the reg without any need for personal improvement so what you really mean is men need to work their asses off to get a used up old whore.

>>36038639
You weren't even in the thread

they weren't trying to get laid, they were trying to find their personal perfect pure loving gf. and asking for advice

so people said
>make an effort

and they said
"but i shouldn't have to"

and females being able to get laid easily while men need to try for sex isn't a secret or anything, i don't need to say it for you to know.

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>>36038481
It depends. My specialization is shy and autistic people who need to get out of their shell. And I can only work with you if I have regular contact with you irl and we share some kind of social circle.

So if by some freak coincidence we already know each other, yes I can help you.

Are you going to help me get a gf who likes to watch anime or not

This sounds very nice.

I'd want the same thing as OP, a fem anon gf.

I'd say yes, but how can I help you when I'm messed up myself?

>>36038790

He means getting to put his peepee in your vagoo

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I was always a social retard in my pubecent years but i figured out how to use autism to get chicks.

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>>36040726
Seriously, how is that even possible?

>>36040726
how?

desupai desu senpai bruh

>>36038790
Okay so which social circle?

>>36040745
>>36040755
gather around mine childeren.
i'm assuming you're not morbitly obese
otherwise you're fucked
>you probaly think i can't get chicks with my weird interests like hentai/anime/furrys whatever the fuck it is
>if you meet a chick all your weird obsessions become casual interests
(unless it's something artsy then they should stay as obsesions)
> use you're emptyness inside
> use it as "i don't care about anything not even the chick i'm talking to"
>if you're in a group only talk when you have something to say
>this will give the impression you're "misterious"
>when on a date ask girls about there personality
>remember chicks don't have hobbies so social life is all they have.
>questions like "where do you see yourself in x years" "do you have alot of friends?" "what are your dreams" chicks love that bs
cont?

>>36040939
What kind of half assed advice is this? Don't continue living

>>36040939
please cont.

thanks famalamalino

>>36041053
wasn't done, and it works for me
i can openly talk with chicks about my weird interests and i still get them to suck dick

>>36041064
> never show your full powerlevel at first
>slide them in to your powerlevel
>when aproching women , you gotta trick yourself in to believing you are better then them and they should be lucky to have you
>this will be seen as "confidence"
>if spagethi starts falling out, there is no shame in aborting. because you are better then them and you will get more chances with women
>if you trick your brain in to thinking this way you will get more chances with women
you have finally got a girls number what now you ask?

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>>36041139
How many failed attempts are we talking here?

And yeah what now?

>>36041139
> you still aren't ready to slamdunk that cunt
>so when texting your oneites
>act cool
>don't to use much emotes
>only on special accasions
>you can chat abit but don't keep texting the full day
>because you gotta show the chick you have a life to tend to.
>make her see that she is not the most important thing in your life
>after a few days of texting it is time to ask her out
>just say "hey, wanne go out?"
>if she says "no i have this or that to do"
>respond with "kk np i'll find an other friend to hang with me"
>after sometime ask again, if she still says no
>abort she doesn't want you
(all this advice should be deleted when you get a chick because this advice is good to get chicks not to keep them)

>>36041178
i had about 6 attempts before i figured out how to act
but those attempts where when i was 14-18

>>36041260
some stuff that i forgot
>don't be afraid to laugh with yourself, chicks love a guy that can take a joke
>even better guys that can make jokes
>brush teeth, wash hair
>don't wrap yourself in merchandise like band/anime/cartoon merch
>you are allowed to wear ONE clothing item that is merchandise
>remember your weird obsessions become casual interests
(unless said girl has the same obsessions)
>try not make up big lies, you can down play the truth or shine a light on your better atributes
>but don't tell flat out lies

>>36041357
now might ask yourself
i have a girl in my house but i've never had sex
what should i do?
>talk abit, count to 3 and kiss her
>be assertive
>don't be scared to take control
>forplay forplay forplay
>don't ask "wanne do doggy?"
>just turn that bitch around say "ass in the air now"
>once you make a girl cum she will be hooked on you

>>36041415
i hope this helped
it helped me and
I'm a skinny guy with 0 muscle mass
i'm harcore in to sciencefiction/cartoons and weird porn
i'm openly racist
i don't do small talk and even talk much
and even then i get to fuck girls from everywalk of life (liberals,basic bitches,nerds,emos)
because i followed all my steps

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>>36041525
What's your height?

Nigger Jim orig.

>>36041636
5,9"
1m80
originolio

>>36040939
>>if you're in a group only talk when you have something to say
I can confirm that this works if you play it right. People think I'm more intelligent and respect my words more.

>>36041657
>1m80

That's 5'11

>>36038481
anyone wants to help me?
my kitchen lamp leaks water
i almost kiled myself by leaving a pot on low heat for two days
lucky me the building is out of gas because the company fucked up so i didnt die
lost my only pot tho
here is a list of all my physical problems right now
cant sleep
sweat non stop all night
heartburn all the time
headaches
legs hurt
dizzyness
my ass hurts when i poop

also the administration got my expenses from the building paid fr 4 months and now are pretending they didnt
also im going to start doing bad in college any second now
also i stopped taking my medication because it was killing me

you know, real problems