So you're still a virgin, anon?

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>>36038164
You know the real depressing realization is this will never happen i can fantasize all i want but at the end of the day if they know your a virgin they won't act like this no it'll be a sneer maybe a quip or a full shower of insults followed by women in the vicinity giving you a stare of repulsion women and laughter from males
and even if they didn't I'm not a chad so I'd still be ignored.

>>36038241
how old are you anon? oborto

>>36038258
22 fampai
oregano.

>>36038271
not all hope is lost anon, I lost my virginity at 23

>>36038164
i fucked two hookers , 150 dollars for an hour is a good compromise for me in comparison to trying to court vapid inspirational whores like you in the vague hopes of eventually being able to have sex then have you cunts discuss it in every fucking gruesome detail amid bursts of sporadic high pitched giggling and shrieking,

whats that? im so mean? really? i wonder why? is it because this shit happens to me so fucking regularly because im handsome? i dont like being looked at like im a slab of meat , fuck you for even trying you disgusting bitch

*punches me in the face*

i guess i will exercise my right of self defense then , *viciously assault three of them * , good day ladies *tip fedora* walk off into sunset

>>36038317
Nah I've given up at this point just learned to accept it

>>36038348
use an escort , learn that what you crave is sexual intimacy not physical intimacy , like i did.
it still hurts on the inside

>>36038371
yeah i could but I'm delusional enough to still believe and cling to the hope that one day I'll find "the one"
plus i don't really feel like going to jail because i wanted to hire a hooker
thanks backwards roastie run fucking government!

>>36038348
I wasn't trying anon. I never really tried at all. she was my girlfriend for 8 years. you never know what's going to happen.

>>36038241
i prescribe the following:
>no fap x two week intervals for sanity
>three hours minimum at the gym per week (for resolution of social anxiety and also to get fit, if you are scared get a personal trainer to massage your ego)
>alcoholic binge x 1day every two weeks
> three meals a day (must feel full after each meal)
> 1 hobby that cannot involve computers or electronics
> 10 hours sleep a day
> my belief that if you follow these steps , the quality of your life WILL IMPROVE , this program should act as a base to further improvement and should continue indefinitely

>>36038440
fuck off with your meme advice you little faggot

>>36038417
nobody will arrest you , they cannot give a shit about whores , start by talking to them , you dont actually have to be overt with your intentions , they will usually talk to you , be polite and know that you can walk away at any time , remember to smile , these women are as emotionally damaged as we are if not more so , its a worthwhile experience just to talk to them

>>36038422
ah but see that's were your wrong
I've accurately predicted my future several times
resultant in failures and a few minor successes
in which i squandered them. I already know how it ends.

>>36038440
Half this shit won't work
>>36038482
depends because where i'm at it's enough to get a court date a fine and or jail time.

>>36038473
i also feel like shit anon , i just failed a computer science exam , im trying as hard as possible to follow my own advice , its so hard , i have one friend (i dont actually want to be friends with that person)

>>36038500
fine , here is my final solution , i am currently doing this:
>take drugs
>weed is a shitty drug avoid it
>skip straight to hard core stimulants like meth and Dexedrine
>only consume before 10 am otherwise you wont be able to sleep

>>36038547
no uppers are gay

>>36038568
downers are unproductive and lazy
take stims to get "up" take a small amount off opium to avoid jitters, take LSD to take the edge off reality and finish that with a pot brownie

>>36038505
>jerk off as much as you want, as long as you're not doing it when you need to be doing something else
>you kids and this gym bullshit, you don't need a gym to be fit.
>eat when you're hungry
>10 hours is far too much sleep unless you're ill.

>>36038660
gym isnt necessarily to be fit , but it does help to overcome the social anxiety and learn proper form.
eating when hungry is good for those who actually recognize that they are indeed hungry
and that they may need slow burning calories that carry one through the day.
i disagree with you on the sleep , 8 hours will get you through most days , but 10 hours really helps to invigorate one without the use of stimulants

>>36038752
are you a teenager anon?

>>36038164
Sure it hurts to be complete loser in sex and love department but what you gonna do, i've missed the HS and uni train. It's pretty pointless to think that something is going to change.
t. 24 khv anon.

>>36038773
i turned 20 two weeks ago

>>36038804
you can still go to uni , t. currently enrolled in uni and missing out on sexual encounters

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>ywn rail a qt trap cosplaying as Freeza while dressed up like Krillin

Why live bros?

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>>36038164
>tfw actually semi normie, go to uni and talk to and hang out with people on a regular basis
>literally never had a single female show interest in me even when I tried going after them
>convinced sex doesn't exist and it's all just some sort of elaborate prank on me

>>36038882
>you can still go to uni
no point, i'm still the same sperg besides i've already have bachelor degree.

>>36038814
>20
you shouldn't be giving advice to anyone anon.

>>36038949
kill yourself you disgusting redditqueer

>>36038440
>no fap

Aaaaaaaaaaannnd into the trash this colourpilled advice goes.

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>>36038164
Oargini

Jokes on you, my girlfriend is a virgin as well.

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>>36041569
>my girlfriend is a virgin
good one anon

>>36041652
She doesn't even have any male friends. Add to that /r9k/ levels of insecurity and even a hot girl can be a virgin. She hasn't even dated anyone before.

>>36041713
at first i thought this was funny, now i just feel bad for you

>>36041764
Not every girl spreads their legs open before 20 to get rid of it. I'm friends with multiple girls over 18, who are virgins.

>>36041790
>he actually believes it