>You will never live in the 1950s

>>36037957
But you might live in the 2050's if you don't an hero prematurely, OP

50s fucking sucked

>>36037957
>you will never live in 5000 b.C.

>>36038131
The 50s were the best decade. Booming economy, women knew their place, comfy family life.

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>>36038122
dont listen to this outlander OP, die an hero and you will be welcomed in Valhalla.

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>>36038150
>constant fear of nuclear war
>general McCarthyism in all aspects of life
>literally the golden age of Chad

>>36038155
that movie was fucking garbage

>>36038170
>united against a common enemy
>people are rightfully fearful of filthy commie invader scum and are willing to do what it takes to get rid of them
I don't understand what is so bad

>>36038150
t. brainlet amerikek
Also women are equal, there won't be comfy family life for you, you virgin loser, and there was no internet so you'd suicide

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>>36037957
Fuck the 50s fucking faggot land

I love the internet please hang yourself for real if you want to go back that fake-smile bullshit world when there were only 3 media outlets and nobody knew shit or was redpilled about anything

>>36038206
>Also women are equal
t. Cock sucking Chad whore

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>>36038214
>People in the 50s
>Not redpilled

>>36038253
>implying that being blissfully ignorant Reagan-type conservative is redpilled
>implying that cultural marxism didn't totally just overpower these by-default-rural-conservative types for breakfast
There is a reason why the cuckservative meme was invented, son

>>36037957
In the next life anon, when you die, your soul will go where it wishes across time and space. The only problem is that once you decide to be reborn, you'll forget all about it.

>>36038395
>My previous self wished to be reincarnated in the shittiest period in human history
Why?

>>36038122
the 2050s are going to fucking suck

>>36038170
Joseph McCarthy is my hero.

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>Suddenly transported into the 1950s
>Thisisfuckingit.jpeg
>Some time later.gif
>Drive home from the asbestos factory in your car powered by lead-based fuel. Don't even need a seatbelt.
>Arrive home.
>Too overweight to get a wife.
>Turn on TV. Commies sending psuedo-threats about nukes.
>Getting horny
>No internet, don't even think waifu have been invented yet.
>decide to get a snack instead
>where the fuck are the doritos?
>hot pockets?
>cheetos?
>not even a microwave.
>I am living in the stoneage.
>No video games.
>No anime.
>Chads everywhere
>Nobody is redpilled about anything, everyone trusts the establishment.
>mfw I realise I've been bamboozled

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>>36037957
>You will never serve your country in the 60s

i just want to run through the jungle

>>36038640
Hello /k/omrade

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>>36038640
>you will never die in humanity's last struggle against globalization

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>>36038194
>America is the greatest nation on earth with the strongest armed forces in the history of the planet
>They're "rightfully fearful" of the Commies who didn't even have nuclear weapons until 1955

Really makes the old bell ring.