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>>36037911
Ayy man, how the heck are you?

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>>36037911
How painful is death by helium?

>>36037933
You basically suffocate

>>36037933
its not. that's the point

>>36037933
your lungs burst because they can't differentiate the helium from air since it's lighter than air

>>36037933
You're not supposed to feel anything. But you run the risk of suffering brain damage if you fuck it up/are interrupted. But I hear that it doesn't work anymore because of something they add to the tanks. Can't remember what exactly.

>>36037943
Doesn't it get uncomfortable, since you're breathing 0% oxygen?

>>36037963
by the time you breath low enough oxygen ur brain shuts down

>>36037956
Eh, when my time comes I'll just go to the middle of a dense forest at like 5am then there's no chance of interruption. (I live with my parents do i cant do it there)

>>36037963
you're suppose to pass out. or maybe im thinking of nitrogen or carbon monoxide

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>>36037954
No you fucking idiot you die of brain death because there's no oxygen for cellular respiration. It's literally like falling asleep.

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>>36037933
Depends on manufacturer
>big international supplier
Hours of suffering, thanks to 20% additional oxygen
>small, local buisness where no one cares of such nonsense as suiciders
5 mins of absolutely painless breathing. Should feel just like simple air.

>>36038015
Helium is old news desu. neon is the way to go

where can i acquire helium from if im poor?

>>36038060
Get a loan, it's not like you'll be paying it back

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why is the worst method the most popular one and the first one people think of?

>>36038118
Because it's the method women use, and they know they'll wake up in a hospital surrounded by friends and family.

>>36038077
where do i get a loan from?
my family hates me and would never loan me money. and i don't know anyone else i could take a loan from

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>>36038024
I'll just leave it here.

>>36038139
why not go all the way down to radon on the noble gas side? the effect is the same if you can get enough of any of them, except perhaps radon which might kill you faster

>>36038118
intoxication is on the same level as noble gas suicide so it should be ok if you use the right pills (it's just harder to get them)
>>36038137
from a bank

>>36038177
No. Krypton/Xenon aren't as noble as the top 3 so they may react. And radon would be worse. and they're rarer and more expensive. and radon is also radioactive so it'd be even harder to get it

>>36038191
Thanks for help anyway
Anon with chart

>>36037911
I can't chose between train and shotgun.

>>36038285
shotgun is pretty much guaranteed
train isn't, and the cost of failure is incredibly severe. hell, you could have a situation where you're left in immense pain until you slowly bleed to death.

Protip if you want to kill yourself with inert gas.

Exhale and hold it for as long as you can, then take a deep breath of the gas. You will pass out and never wake up.

>>36038179
but that's the point, normies think all pills are the same and up using acetaminophen or some shit

that shit wont kill most people, its just fucking awful
>>36038191
>Krypton/Xenon aren't as noble as the top 3 so they may react
react with what?
if you have hot fluorine in your lungs then you have bigger problems my dude

also consider their being heavier makes it easier to keep it in your lungs if the bags loosens up after you pass out or something
>and they're rarer and more expensive. and radon is also radioactive so it'd be even harder to get it
well of course, but they are still "good to go" if you can find them

sorry for autism

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>>36037911
Jumping should not be that high on the list.

t. guy who jumped off a building and miraculously walked away

>>36038328
So I have to get a shotgun then. Well, it seems like a good final mission, since it's quite hard to buy where I live. But I don't think that my mental health will be a problem.
Thank you, man. Train looked like the easiest way to go now, but it's not so appealing after your reply.

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>>36038373
so you a crip

ple?

>>36037933
painful. companies have started to take notice and decreased the helium in tanks from 100% to 90% and under because of a "helium shortage".

https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Suicide/Suffocation/Helium#Report_on_failure_-_.231

>>36038393
i kind of made it sound scarier than it really it is.
in all honesty, the train should work 100% of the time if you aim your head at the wheels. the conductor can't slow down quick enough to not hit you with good speed. though i could just be bias since i consider the train method myself from time to time

>>36038469
What about neon tanks?

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>>36038139
Where's the best place to buy tanks of these? Outside the internet i mean, since I'm still living with my parents

>>36038623
Welding shop for nitrogen

>>36038623
order neon/argon cylinders from china (aliexpress)

>>36038337
Furthermore, nitrogen is easier to get than helium, and like >>36038469 said, they've started cutting helium with oxygen.

You can get nitrogen gas from welding supply shops, homebrew supply shops, even some paintball places.

>>36038024
I want a glowing corpse

>>36038118
That's what roasties do when they want to "comit suicide" because Chad didn't eat them out or their "friends" talked shit about them.

>>36038868
best suicide method: neon asphyxiation + put yourself under electic current

>>36037956
Yah they now put a enough of oxygen in their tank so that you won't suffocate anymore, never seen a proof tho, might be a meme

Just put a match inside the tank so the oxygen burns out