/Britfeel/

Morning fellow wage slaves. Fucking hate at when it's half term because around where I work is always busier and filled with kids as well as the buses taking longer.
There was a group of them by where I normally sit to read my book in peace at lunch which was shit aswell.

Also
>tfw didn't die in sleep

Awfully quiet this morning. Is there some kinda NEET convention on?

>>36037921
it is suspiciously quiet lad

Morning lads! How is everyone today?

original

>>36038045
I'm good lad but I've got the horn like you wouldn't believe

>>36038045
Shit as always. Nothing new though. At least I only have to wake up for work two more times this week.
How art thou doing?

>>36038127
I'm good thanks mate, got a /comfy/ day lined up

Do any of you lads go above and beyond at your job? Has it ever payed off?

>>36038045
Chugging along. Computer is taking a crap on me, but I'm too occupied with school and work to be bothered

>>36038190
Have always done it. It has NEVER paid off. Just makes lazy cunts hate you more. Work for myself now. Less money but all the fuck ups are mine at least.

>>36038190
Ha fuck no. If I finish doing one largely pointless thing they just give me another. If I just take longer on one thing and piss about shitposting they just think it took that long. Just do it fast enough to keep everyone happy. A large amount of people here even think I work hard.

if you're handling clay from a prison yard remember to wash your hands before and after you use it because that's one of the easiest ways to get lynk's disease
it doesn't wash off

>>36038261
Give us another random prison fact pls

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>>36038270
prison clay also has healing properties. And guess what, it CURES Lynks disease! Impossible? No. because guess what. I HAD lynks. I don't anymore. I used clay as a drug (like a doctors drug) and it WORKED!!! (clay can also cause lynks in some cases too tho.

pic is a clay scultor i made

>>36037672
>NEETs are asleep edition
Nope still awake here

I am fully nocturnal. Will be going to sleep soon

>>36038374
What keeps you going? I was NEET for 3 years and I was fucking miserable. Now I'm just unhappy

>>36038391
I actually have a cheerier disposition than most NEETs

I'm not doing anything that I don't want do to. If I wanted to get a job I could. But I don't need to. Not yet at least

desu lads this country is a miserable shithole

I plan on moving elsewhere by the time I'm 25

>posting in lectures

Who else here is /offtherails/?

Only gone and got Facebook lads!

>>36038455
>not being on easter break

why
EVEN
L I V E

>>36038455
>posting at work
Same as everyday.

>>36038456
You must now vacate /r9k/

>>36038455

Well I'm at work now but I used to do that.

Stay at uni for as long as you can lad. Do two doctorates.

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Chatting to my mate and his girlfriend
She's really crazy

Dubs decide what I say to set her off

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I fucking hate this country

>chavs and pakis everywhere
>everyone is fucking ugly
>always cloudy
>ugly buildings
>mostly shit accents

I want to escape

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>>36038510
Leaving at the end of the year, going to become a bobby, road wars 4 life

>>36038508
How about I just keep britfeel for the cosyness

>>36038550

Cannot imagine a less comfy life desu

>>36038550
Probably boring as fuck to begin with but detective could be /interesting/

>>36038562
>Be a copper
>Know what you going to do everyday for the next 40 years
>Get a cool uniform
>Get to have bants with co-workers
>Get to mess with chavs and drugos
>Get to smash down doors
>Get to drive cool cars
>Get to chase down criminals
>Actually helping your community
>Respected by everyone that isn't human scum

Comfy life

>>36038604
this

ORGIN

>>36038604
>no gun
Lololol

>>36038621
>list continued
>Get to be riot police (literally the close thing to Roman style warfare in modern times)
>Get to be dog handlers
>>36038659
>Get to be armed response unit
>Get to be a TPAC lad
>Get to say cool jargon like TPAC
>Get to call in helicopters
>Get to help vulnerable people feel safe
>Get to help drunk people not die
>Get to help suicidal people not jump of buildings
>Get to be on awesome TV shows like road wars
>Literally get to be defending your country from crime

>>36038690
I'm sure this doesn't need explaining but the active life that police lead on road wars and shows like that is not a total representation of what police really do. camera crews will be with them for maybe a month or 2 at a time and in reality they spend most of the time doing bugger all

>>36038766
>Get to spend most of your time doing bugger all, and when it goes kick off its fucking mental

I've made the sale, stop selling

>>36038794
You haven't sold shit you poofta cunt

>>36038819
Shit, meant to say "You've made the sale, stop selling"

So they guys I'm sitting next to in the library just said "kek"

Should I kill myself now or kill him first and then myself?

Signing on today lads. I failed uni last January after tree years of barely cutting it and I have nothing but 27 grand of debt to show for it. I'm 26, have a BTEC national certificate and the only job I've ever had was six months as a data entey clerk in 2011. I think I'm royally fucked.

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>wake up
>post on 4chan for a bit
>fall back asleep
>dream about posting on 4chan

My sleep schedule is fucked. I pulled an all nighter playing Plants vs Zombies because my old hard drive died and it was the only game I cups quickly download.

Dental appointment this morning niggers. What do?

Leftover chinese and an energy drink for breakfast lads

how did it end up like this

>>36039105
m8 that's a perfect breakfast

why do I have white facial hairs when I'm only 26

>>36039135
You're an albino.

>>36038887

I've seen a couple of boys, aged maybe 12-13) say to each other in public "I want cummies up my boipucci"

After that 11 year old /pol/ack on Irish TV, and now that, I seriously wonder what the average age is

>>36038887
Kek was a thing before /pol/ though so it's probably just from that. Still pretty bad though.

>>36039274
Imagine if there was a new Elliott and he hadn't even reached puberty yet

Moved back to Wales from Landan 2 weeks ago.

How the fuck do city folk hate on welsh villages?
It was actually nice to hear people speak English(south wales) 99% of the time.

>>36039036
>Fairwell lads you've been kind at times of desperation and I will not forget. There is always hope.

Look at this post I made back in 2014

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/12549131/#12549131

You're here forever anon

anyone here normie? I can relate to your feels cause I used to be full robot, but now I'm just a normie shitting up britfeel

>>36039316
I live in a rural area of Wales and to be honest I can't work out why people live in the city. If you need to be there for business reasons or whatever then I get it but why would you live in a crowded up area where things are more expensive if you don't need to be there

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Hey lads

It's my birthday today :D

I dropped out of 6th form a year ago and now I don\t know what to do with my life

Am I fucked?

>>36039444

kek blessed you with brithday trips

>>36039351
the anon above you

>>36039367
It perplexes me, sure my town doesn't look the nicest but the air is clean, if I need to shop I need to travel 3km (food is also cheap).

I can walk about 20m and be next to a forest.
I just...Don't understand why people want to live in concrete jungles.

Most cities don't even feel like Britain(culturally).

>>36039456
I did the same thing. Got a job and worked for another year. Now Im going to uni. Once you've taken a break from school/being a neet get back into studying as a mature person.

>>36039456

you still have a chance. Join any office based job and you will be earning a minimum of 16k. Work there for a couple years and it will be 20k. You are still young. Get a job now, the older you get the harder it will be.

>>36037672

No edition threads are the best.

>>36025936

Let's fix the NHS >the no education. Brovercity keep the been counters honest.

Then privatise the pharmy to keep up R&D

>need to get my hair cut
>might have to go to a new barber
>have no idea what cut would look good on me
>don't really know what I want done
>absolutely dreading having to struggle to communicate this to a new barber
I'd go over it with my electric clippers or trimmers, or whatever you'd call them, but it never looks as tidy as when an actual, trained barber cuts it.
Goddamn, why can't I just order a haircut online and get it delivered like everything else?

>>36039759
>Goddamn, why can't I just order a haircut online and get it delivered like everything else?
You could shave your head and get a wig.

>>36038190
I did once or twice; absolutely fuck all good happened apart from a public thanks. Got 'essentially' fired in the end - AKA managed out of the place. That's the real thanks you get.

>>36039117

Doritos on a bacon roll with some irn dew lad

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Who else has 0 points invested in social skills?

Gonna drop this lass because trying is useless

>>36038550
>>36038604

>it's the cop wannabe because he FAILED at SWANSEA UNI

Only LITERAL spastics fail at Swansea. Swansea gives you a degree for spelling your fucking name correctly; I know because I hold a first class engineering degree from said institution.

With that in mind I very much doubt you'll pass even the most basic tests posed to 'police cadets' or whatever they're called.

Police workers are literal pieces of shit by the way; I hope you get sprayed over a wall by a Paki.

>>36039833
>https://youtu.be/duW_HF4ut94
Plebs.

>>36039842
Who the fuck is using a Windows phone?

>>36039906
>Police workers are literal pieces of shit by the way

I hope based bobby anon tasers your balls

>>36039918
Fuck off I hate it about as much as any sane person

>>36039934
>I hope based bobby anon tasers your balls

Yes - pussies need firearms to control a man. I.E you, your 'bobby' fag and every other police officer. Real men require only their firsts.

>>36039978
spoken like a guy who's never had a fight

>>36039978

What have you got against the bobbies anon?

Why are they filling you with rage? Did they arrest you for CP or something?

>>36039316
I like to google map a lot. My experience of Wales is "This whole country looks like a seaside town" White walls everywhere! I doubt I could relax and feel "at home" there.

>>36039367
I'm a small town boy, but I can give you some reasons why normies like cities

>the atmosphere
Normies like lots of people around because it makes them feel less "alone"

>bars and restaurants
I do enjoy restaurants myself, but normies can barely function without these.

>convenience
Everything is there. There will be clubs for your hobbies. Events to go to. You can walk to the shops, get a 10 minute bus/train and be surrounded by bars, or theatres, another 10 minutes to golf courses/sports clubs etc. I don't buy the "museums and galleries" arguments because how often do people visit the same ones over and over?

>jobs
The biggest reason. It's hard to find a well paying job in your desired sector in Bleanau-ffestiniog.

There's also the argument that robots are better off in large cities, because you are effectively invisible in them, unlike smaller areas where people are more "social" and you become a known face in the community when all you want to do is be left alone.

Probably missed some things.

>>36040061
Jobs is the obvious one for sure, everything else to me is irrelevant. I'm not bothered about people or places to go out here, there is a local convenience store just down the road from me but if you want to do anything you need car end of story. To be honest even in this village I live there are too many people, I want somewhere with no immediate neighbours

>>36039456
Get an apprenticeship.

Preferably in engineering or another trade. Don't fall for the "admin apprenticeship" meme.

My oldest bro is on 70k... in frikken Doncaster (so he lives like a King, had offers for 6 figures in America, but he's a family man) as a Design Engineer (started off as a apprentice). Doesn't even have a degree which seems to trigger STEMtards, hilariously.

Or take a few years out and then go back for schooling. If you think "but I'll be older than the average students" then you have your priorities well wrong.

I feel extremely hung over this morning. Did a lot of vomiting in the early hours tbqhwy

>>36040116
How close is the nearest Morrisons/Asda/Tesco etc? That would be my biggest issue. I love to cook, and small convenience stores won't have the quality of meat and other ingredients I need.

>>36040175
the nearest tesco is 17 miles away but there are smaller supermarkets within 5 miles that still everything you would need for your cooking, there are 2 butchers also within 5 miles of me as well as a veg market once a week

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BRITFEEL IS A PRO-POLICE THREAD

>Cute puper with huffs jump off to date a Kate and cryout when she turns out to be a nasty.

>>36040127
>70k
>unqualified
>as a Design Engineer

What the hell does he design?

I'm a civil engineer by profession and education; I've designed temporary works and built permanent works. A salary of 70k for a design engineer is unheard of, especially for one with no degree - your brother is bullshitting - British engineers are paid appallingly.

For perspective a chartered design engineer (one holding a masters degree) will be earning a realistic, modest salary between mid 30k to early 40k outside of London. It may be possible to achieve that 70k gross figure 'in theory' working on a freelance basis.

>>36040308
Last time I spoke to him about his job he was working on turbines. Started off as a toolmaker like 15 years ago. Fairly sure he's in a management role now, as he does sometimes bitch about having to interview people with zero experience.

>>36040127
>>36040326
>Tfw soon to finish college, not going uni and still not applied for apprenticeship
Why does the idea of getting a proper job like engineer design scare me? I feel like I'd be bad at it despite being a capable human bean, is my confidence hindering me so much?

>>36040459
You will be bad at it. You're an apprentice.

No one is born being able to weld pipes, make kitchen worktops, fix toilets, create mechanical parts etc

That's why they have apprenticeships, to teach you

>born too late to explore earth
>too soon to explore the stars
>just in time to get a formal warning for sexual harassment for taking creepshots of office girls' feet

oi lads, do you consider chicken goujons to be basically tendies?

Lets not thread split

>>36030977
>>36030977

get back in here lads

>>36030977
>>36030977

>>36040459
>Why does the idea of getting a proper job like engineer design scare me? I feel like I'd be bad at it despite being a capable human bean, is my confidence hindering me so much?

Possibly because design work is a code / method nightmare, headfuck, the lot. There's perhaps 20 ways to design a reinforced concrete column, and each method is completely different and so are the design codes. Designing is fucking HORRIBLE unless you specialise in one area, I.E 'I'm the guy that designs reinforced concrete column and nothing else, and I get paid fuck all to do so'.

Engineering can be a miserable profession.

>>36040518
Yes, goujons are tendies.

>>36040533
>this fucker didn't put /britfeel/ in the subject so I've missed it all day.
Twat

>>36039135
i have a few white hairs and i'm only 21, but i have been getting them since i was like 18 - and my dad is fully grey since he was like 50, tbqh i kinda like them, my hair is jet black too so they do stand out

>>36040561
so im autistic enough that i ordered tendies in a restaurant

>>36040518


I know that cunt above you

What's for lunch lads?

Best meal deal line up:
>houmous and falafel wrap
>prawn cocktail crisps
>dr pepper zero

McD's

Large quarter pounder meal with coke

Anybody here use Sky or TalkTalk broadband? Any complaints?

>>36042307

TalkTalk can start out shit. Keep complaining and they give you their best shit after about 3 complaints, you're welcome.

ANYONE GOT ANY TIPS ON HOW TO MAKE AN MEDIUM DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WORK?

anyone else find wanking too lewd? i barely even touch my self other than when i do a wee

Lads what the FUCK is this >>>/vg/173080760

Who thinks it's ok to steal our memes?

>>36042399
what are you a fucking Mormon or something

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What do I reply lads?

>>36042419
no im from manchester

>>36042446
spread ur minge station open cos iv got an express meat train pulling up in 20 minutes

>>36042446
>that obnoxious overuse of emojis

Do normals actually chat to each other like that? I thought it was just a meme

>>36042446
Are you pretending to be a girl?

>>36042519

I'm an autist I began as mimicking her use of emojis, don't worry.

>>36042527

No - I'm male (purple chat) and she (grey) is the female.

>>36042550
Then just say yes? Why is this difficult.

>>36042577

Do I want to enter an 80 mile LDR though?

>>36042654
Is she fit lad

>>36042665

My mates say she's 5/10 but I think she's stunning. Her personality is amazing too.

>>36042654
make her travel to you she's obviously gagging

>>36038521
So who's this stacie girl that's always hanging around with "bf name here"

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>>36042681
show us a piccy lad, pic related is my gf

>>36042681
How would your mates know, mate?

Are they familiar with her, if you know what I mean?

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>>36043755
Actually, disregard this. I can't read and thought you were saying your mates have seen her but you haven't.

>>36043755

Well I've shown them an image of her, obviously. Lads brag.

>>36043792
lets see her then

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>>36043638

here you go lad the pic of her

>>36043832
I'd probably travel 80 miles to hit that. And enter into a loving relationship.

>>36042446
>your
>those emojis
Drop this bitch right now

>>36043877

She's from Czech Republic moved to UK 4 years ago.

>>36043872

Yeah fools on you guys that message was from 2 months ago. We're going out.

>>36043832
She looks nice lad but she'd probably age like a pint of milk on a roof in a heatwave.

Definitely got some chub chub melted cheese face potential there desu.

>>36043832
does her name start with an s?

>>36043970

No, it starts with a W.

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>mum called me mid wank to some yaoi doujin

I don't think I've felt this disgusted with myself before

whistler

ORIG

>>36044011
Which doujin?

>>36043832
shes not too bad chap, looks a bit young and as another anon said she might age like milk but u might as well shag her at the very least

erm. no links. why oh why is this deemed as spam? if this doesnt work im gonna commit suicide.

Why is this thread pro-establishment propoganda? I know the british government looove propoganda but can't they keep away from our sacred 4chan?

I don't know why 4chan thinks my post is spam either, mind

>>36044185

She's 18, I'm 18.

>>36042446
underage b& please

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>>36037672
Will there be another Smug Wojak edition?

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I'm really starting to struggle with loneliness and I've got no idea where I can actually meet someone.
This is fucking awful.

>>36044463
>it's a click the squares with the street sign captcha
>only one small stop sign in one square only
>first captcha will fail 100% of the time and make you do another

>friend talking about killing herself
I cant handle this lads

This is like some inception level thread use. Don't like this one bit lad. Let's never do this again

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

If your marker has been removed, it's because you had a street name and house number in it.

There's still some street names listed there... so if you want those removed, then make a new one and post here so I can remove the old one.

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>>36044512
>Select all squares with vehicles
>if there are none, click skip
>don't selection any squares even tho there is a vehicle
>it gets accepted

>walk into.co-op
>see a sign that says 'reward your daughter for doing.the dishes, give her an egg.'

Walked straight out lads. Those sexist cunts shant be getting my bennies.

>>36044560
I went through a period where for some reason i didnt even need to solve the captcha, i just clicked the button and it got ticked right away

>>36044588
>giving your children all that chocolate and sugar

Kay-tier parenting skills

>>36044560
>>36044601
>not having a pass
pfft fucking casuals

>>36044545
No, never again.

never again

>>36044621
>giving your money to 4chan
fucking idiots.

>tfw was high and horny last night and actually paid to join a site
This is why I'm poor

>>36044640
>not giving your bennies to 4chan so it feels like the government is paying you to shitpost

>>36044621
>paying for pass when i literally got that service for free for a couple weeks

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Lads i've been thinking. If a polar bear really wanted to it could swim to the UK. Apparently researchers have them recorded as swimming more than 400 miles without stopping before. There was one that was spotted and killed in iceland not long ago. If it really wanted to it could swim from iceland to the faroe islands, and from there onto scotland, and from there it could theoretically stay hidden from human sight and make its way even further south and end up at a beach near me - ready to come out of the water and maul me to death, and there would be nothing i could do to stop it.

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>>36037672
Once you go black edition

h, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36044680
Odds would be insane. They're not that common

>>36044680
Thats crazy anon, polar bears clearly don't swim to the UK even if I didn't it's not like I'd want to

>>36044680

polar bears would only come here for bennies

>>36044697
>h, it's

ruined your own copy paste
I am displeased by this drop in quality

>>36044697
The white women at college wont stop gossiping about this ffs

>>36044704
yeah the odds would be astronomically low, but theoretically it would be possible
>>36044709
don't fucking lie to me i'm on to you i've seen your marker on the zeemaps i know where you are

Fucking pakis outside being loud as fuck

I need to move. I can't stay here for rest of my life.

And they fucking breed like cockroaches. It never used to be this.

And they never fucking move out their home, so it gets noisier and noisier

>get home
>rush to pc to see if len is online yet

j-just good friends ahahaha

Here we go lads. Prepare for maximum uncomfy.

>>36044746
I'm the polar bear. I have an office performing all administrative duties of the map list.

I would never step foot on your island, and I would welcome you not to step foot on mine. I've seen a few people sniffing around. GET YOUR OWN ICEBERGS

>>36044771

ignorant polar bear bastard

Anyone know where i can read the Tintin comics online? I miss my collection

>>36044771
Check your white privilege

>>36044805
polar bears actually have black skin lad

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went to Halifax

see this place ont way.

you know youre in Yorkshire when.

>>36044621
Remember when the captchas were just supposed to be a TEMPORARY measure to stop that short period of megaspam, about 5 years ago?

I will not pay money to go back to how it was supposed to be.
4chan must've made billions off sales of passes and payments from google for all this image detection help.

Just woke up, got nothing to eat and I'm too scared of driving to the shop this early, also i'm too depressed to get dressed so theres that too

>>36044841
>run by chinese

>>36044760
Be careful with avatar fags buddy. They're not the most loyal sort. Very fickle types

>>36044844

>made billions

4chan has always been infamously unprofitable

decided to get this hoisin duck and noodles thing from tesco, hope its good

>>36044873
is it? blox. very Yorkshire sounding chinks

>>36044742

what are they saying lass?

>>36044760
your getting bamboozled


might do a cheeky replay of dark souls 1, haven't played it for ages, do I still need to install that mod that fixes it for PC? and what build should I play

>>36044752
>can't stay here

where abouts exactly?

>>36044890
That's just the official line. The truth is that the admins and moderators are fucking rolling in it.

>>36044833
alright steven fry, put the teleprompter down

>>36044926
get dsfix, enable 60 fps and then get wulfs connectivity mod, its objectively the best experience

>>36044873
Chinese can't run chippys. They always get the curry sauce wrong. And the chips are often too thin and somehow soggy.

>>36044933
Picture a generic council estate full of pakis

Now picture 10 of their screaming spawn kicking footballs against walls at all hours and playing crickets around parked cars

>>36044771

Love it poley, it should be a ca$h sale with a receipt obviously but what model?

>>36044873
What shitholes are you lads living in that even the chipppy is run by nonwhites?

>>36044714
at least they're white lad. Can't wait until they start posting on here.

>>36044961
How do they manage to always get their sauce wrong? All chippies get their curry form Makro and shit, so they're clearly using the same ingredients, but they still fuck it up

>>36044833

straight hair too as monkeys do

>>36044833
That is a lie from the sub-ursine Grizzly bears. You've been duped

I am PURE WHITE

got a proper big stiffy what should i do with it haha

>>36044955
connectivity mod looks neat

never been big into DS pvp desu but I couldn't beat ornstein and smough without summoning help last time I played it.

but it was my first souls game, since then i've completed them all including bloodborne and I did them with relative ease now so I should be better, should be able to solo the whole game without dying 1000 times

>>36044990
It's a fucking mystery, lad.

Maybe they just have no taste for it? Maybe they try to chinesify it.

>>36045034

how big are we talking?

>assuming not orig

>>36044850
its 6pm, the fuck are you doing with your life lad

>>36045055
proper todge on lad

>>36045040
honestly you should just try the pvp and go human when you can, the connectivity mod will make sure you can get summons/invades going like no tomorrow and i think it adds much more fun to the game, i think you can get the pvp watchdog thing as well to just know if someone is hacking or not as well

Britfeel meet up over the summer?

>>36045095
want to meet up with other normies eh?

>>36045095
i would lad but im in scotland, i imagine most of you are english

>>36045095
My mum says I can have 5 friends over at once, and that she'll even order us pizza for dinner, can someone bring their xbox tho cos my red ringed the other day

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>>36045061
I tried staying up all night because I had functional english/maths this morning (haven't been for weeks) but I got too depressed and went to sleep instead.

these are my normal NEET hours anyway, if i'm not doing anything which is usual I slip back into the 7-10am till 5-8pm sleep pattern, its objectively the best for NEETs and I find it quite comfy

>>36045085
yeah I might, need a good build though or i'll get raped though most likely

>>36045095
If your confident enough to travel and meet up you should probably migrate to /r/unitedkingdom desu

>>36045124
I'll bring Fifa

Bagsy Barcelona!

>>36045124
I'm willing to travel for every sleepover, see you there lad.

>>36045095
To do what exactly? I always imagine summer meet ups being normies getting drunk in a park and taking pics for instagram.

>>36045158
you dont need a good build, just learn about how to counter backstab fishers (if you see someone circling around fishing for backstabs, circle the other way and just as you meet attack and youll get a backstab on them) and dont do stupid things in pvp and youll be fine for 90% of players

The tranny/lesbian girl sat opposite me at work today, her usual seat is opposite where I chose to sit

However she moved after an hour to sit with her friends

She also gave me some dirty looks, really hate her

She wore that plain baseball top again
I'm going to wear mine one day, I don't care what she thinks anymore

Also feel like this other guy is giving me dirty looks
He saw me booking my GP appointment in the stairwell on my basic flip phone

>>36045175
Doing what we post about here. Sharing banter, playing some games, even some flirting.

>>36045200

youre gonna end up back in court laddy

>>36045167
Fuck off, imposter scum

>>36045214
Why? There's nothing illegal about bonding with your friends at night and flirting with a cute boy who shows up.

>>36045200
>flirting.
I really cant be doing with that.

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>>36045034
Slap your todger to a proper british bint.

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Higher or lower?

>>36045214
>>36045243
There isn't any sexual tension since we're behind computer screens but when you're right next to a girl irl you'll be flirty and agressive.

>>36045272
lower originalynairol

>>36045272
>Higher or lower?
Higher pls Bruce

>>36045272
LOWAHHH

>>36045281

if i was next to a girl IRL id sperg out, start sweating and get away as soon as i could

>>36045272
Higher please, dealer

at the lovely stage of drunk where you feel all numb
gonna keep going lads

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>>36045284
Well done. Higher or lower?
>>36045294

>>36045314
Higher, lad

>>36045095
Such a thing should never come to be.

It would be infested with normals. They're here right now, you know. Watching. Lurking. Sometimes posting.

>>36045314
HIGHAAAA

>>36045297
I'm friendly and a part of the game. I'll let you practise talking with girls with me.

>>36045292
>Bruce
It was Barrymore who did Strike it Lucky

>>36045326
I'd say a good 75% of posters here are normalfags by definition

>>36045326
>You now remember Kentanon

>>36045200
>some flirting
making me feel sick lad

>>36045338

no see if i talk to pakis then ill get agressive like you said before

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>>36045321
>>36045321
Not bad. Higher or lower?

>>36045384
I'm thinking lower now, lad

>>36045338
how will talking to a non white male help me talk to white females?

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>>36045392
You a busta

>>36045384

Higher! we haven't see a picture yet

>>36045412
Ah toss. How much I owe you, mate?

Made 6gbp profit selling btc so far lads over 2 months. I just buy low sell high. Easy stuff this.

>think I'm diabetic
>turns out to just be a urinary tract infection

thank christ tbqh lads, think it's time for me to lose weight though this paranoia was too much

>>36045470

I found a 10bong note on the floor on my way home from Mr Patels late shop of horrors last night, we are upper class lad, too good for /britfeel/ i reckon

>>36045425
The game should continue for this anon. He didn't lose like that other big loser.

>>36045470
you will not make any money over time unless you are trading in huge quantities

>>36045470
Can you make some money and then give it to me, lad?

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>>36045509
>He didn't lose like that other big loser.
>big loser

>>36045371
>>36045393
I'm not a paki for fuck sake. Nobody hates my paki parents more than me, we're nothing alike you tryhard virgins.

whats the password for the meetup zeemaps senpai?

Eating spag bol

Interviewed for a job yesterday lads, just got a phone call of an offer; 41k / year. Not mega bux but I should be able to get a mortgage now and get the fuck out of this slav infested house-share. Gonna make it.

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Got placed in platinum fucking 3 on heroes of the storm been in diamond since launch and rank 1 preseason. Salty as fuck tbqh boyos.

Whats everyone else been upto?

>>36045582
Fuck off normie

>>36045593
Working

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>>36045544
I'm sorry, lad. Don't take it to personally.
You tried so hard and got so far. But, sometimes, in the end, it just doesn't matter.

>>36045527
Just doing it for fun really. Started with 100 then sold at 103. Put it all in again then sold when it went higher. Gonna buy in again when it lowers a bit

>>36045579
Fucking choke on it paki.

>>36045593
>Whats everyone else been upto?
Trying to talk down my suicidal friend. Bit stressful desu.

>>36045593
Tryiing to muster up the will and courage to get dressed and go buy food. Its challenging

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>>36045615
Don't (you) at me paki cunt. Fuck off.

TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

fuck the police. only normies love police

>>36045730
There is a no egg man zone

>>36045730
Damn right

Fuck them straight from the underground

>>36045730
Dis la'. Police are grasses, royalist queen quim lickers.

>>36045244
who the fuck is this fake brit who just posts TV celebrities and overuses slang? when did /britfeel/ become normie culture on 4chan?

>>36045730
Police help keep law and order. And robot desires an ordered society.

Order > Chaos
Civilisation > Anarchy

>>36045566
paki + paki =?

how will talking to a male stalker help me with females

if I wanted trouble with the boys in blue then I would talk to you

What do i need to do to be accepted by this communityy!?!?! waaahh

>>36045824
I do actually feel like this sometimes

>>36045824
Noting hating the police for a start
And dropping the trip is going to help to

would anybody here even attend monis funeral> i know i wouldnt

>>36045496
paid 10 in pennies into the bank earlier,basically consider this free money. when are we going to meet at the slug and lettuce for a bottle of prosecco?

>>36045782
Anarchy isnt the opposite of civilisation, read a book on anarchism you dumb normie.

There can be law and order in anarchy

Jesus christ you are a misinformed normie

>>36037672
get in charlie get in! you beauty biscuit.

>>36045848
it would be funny to do a poo on his grave desu

>>36045844
Stop faking me

>>36045785
I'm British, I have no race or religion. I've contributed more to this country than your useless NEET arse has.

>>36045860
perfect location for a /britfeel/ meet up

>>36045849
Never. Prosecco is for normies

I love taking it up the chuff

>>36045912
That's disgusting. I can't believe you would say something like that. Oh my god. You really are a freak.

>>36045890
>I've contributed more to this country than your useless NEET arse has.

been working for the age of 18 lad
please try again

you've also contributed to the crime in the country

for someone who hates paki's and has no religion your actions show otherwise

you seem to always come out in support of pakis and islam lad

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>>36045593
I want to see Nico creampied.
Original

>>36045890
Who the fuck cares about "contributing to this country" you brainwashed normie faggot. Being an individual with some character and having a positive influence on those around you is far more important than paying some tax from the job working for some faceless company that doesn't pay its dues in corporation tax, where you're isolating yourself most of the time anyway kidding yourself that you're an upstanding member of some bullshit fabrication of a society straight out of 1984

>>36045850
Law and order are essential for civilisation. Anarchy would oppose any form of actual law. Therefore, anarchy cannot be civilisation.

>>36045936
I can't help, all I do is jerk off all day thinking about cock up my bum and being a massive tripfaggot

>>36045824
>>36045844
>>36045890
>>36045912
Will the real pakiboo please stand up

>>36045964
I am the real Moni

I <3 penis

If we all post as Moni then Moni functionally ceases to exist.

If everyone's super, no-one is.

>>36045939
>you seem to always come out in support of pakis
No I don't, pakis are the problem as they can't understand Islam properly. You virgins just keep going on about Rotherham when it was slutty young consenting girls won over by a bottle of vodka and a car.
>>36045952
And the useless NEET leach shows his true face. I'm the hard working Brit this country was built on, soon you lot will be homeless.

>>36045964
I'm the real Moni, I wish people would stop pretending to be me

>>36046011
This post I find to be right

>>36045956
Fuck off you idiot. Anarchy isnt against law it's against a state which enforces law with violence. Read what actual anarchism is you mong.

You can have civilisation with anarchy as you can have civilisation without a state to enforce it.

if you dont believe me, google it or read a book on it.

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Lads, why does Placebo albums always hit me in the feels when i feel like.shit?

>>36046035

>we believe in laws, we just don't think they should be enforced

>>36046011
We found the way to destroy Moni and all other tripfags


We've saved the thread.


Any with me on stopping the pro-establishment propoganda? "herr derp lets all join the police we can beat up chavs herr derp" (shit posted like that are blatantly some MI5 or just a sad normie brainwashed cunt trying to influence everyone here. dont buy it)

Anyone think Nanny May will die while PM?

>>36046035
So how do you up hold laws without force?
And how do you prevent people from applying their force on you?

>>36046035
>google or read
Any actual examples of this make-believe system in action?

No such system could exist without something enforcing it. Which immediately cancels it out.

>>36046012
didnt you say the london attack was justified
sounds like support to me

or was that a fake poleaboo post

but Im happy I shut your gabber by having a job kek

>>36046012
Nah I'm not a useless NEET, i've been employed nearly constantly since leaving school, actually. You really are stupid to think that anyone who doesn't have normie beliefs is a NEET, right?

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>>36046061
Because that's their purpose?
There's alot more feelsy music than Placebo knocking about though if you take a look here and there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw

>>36046066
Not by a "state" no. People can rule themselves.

If someone murders someone, they can be exiled etc by the community if chosen. We dont need a government state.

Look guy, its not my job to educate you on anarchism, theres a lot of brainwashing to un-do, try youtubing anarchism stuff, you might find something on the old russian and french authors who practically coined the term.

Good luck.

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>>36045730

>DID YOU SEE THE ANON THAT JUST FUCKING POSTED THAT ROADWARS STREAM?

Janitor: No?

>WELL THE CUNTS ARE SPAMMING THEIR LINK AS THEY'RE GOING DOWN THE FUCKING THREAD

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>>36046011
Madman.

Someone needs to stop you.

>>36046113
But when the people come together to decide whether or not to exile someone, they have become a government

>>36046076
please see
>>36046113
:3

>>36046113
>someone commits a murder
>try to tell everyone and get him punished
>he has a lot of friends
>his friends don't believe you
>they rebuke any attempt to exact punishment against him
>he accuses you of commiting the murder
>his friends agree
>you are exiled, or maybe even executed
Real great system you've got there.

>>36046082
I am sorry I Amir am Mentally REtarded

I like to stalk women and pretend to be one so it's OK

>>36046146

I'm sorry but you have your definitions wrong.

"The regulation, restraint, supervision, or control which is exercised upon the individual members of an organized jural society by those investedwith the supreme political authority, for the good and welfare of the body politic"

Anarchist society, power isn't centralised. Anarchy is the extreme version of democracy. People rule themselves. People can opt-out if they choose to.

>>36046175
This isn't anarchy, nice try though. An anarchist society doesnt have to be dark-ages level stupid where people are punished without proof. Dimwit. Try again.

>>36046201
So when the people come together to decide whether or not to exile someone those people aren't the regulation, restraint, supervision, or control which is exercised upon the individual members of an organized jural society by those investedwith the supreme political authority, for the good and welfare of the body politic

because it sounds like they very much are a regulation, restraint, supervision, or control which is exercised upon the individual members of an organized jural society by those investedwith the supreme political authority, for the good and welfare of the body politic

>>36046222

How do you judge the proof then?

Do you have a trial? In a court of law? Run by the non-existant government?

Guys can we stop trying to prove anarchism is something stupid and not something which has had an awful lot of misinformation spread about it and just talk about ME? CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME FOR A CHANGE??


IM A TRANSEXUAL IF YOU DIDNT KNOW

IVE BEEN TO WORK


I HATE LAZY NEETS

IM NOT REALLY A NORMIE GUYS, IM ACTUALLY A TRANSEXUAL SEX-PEST. IM NOT A NORMIE BEHIND THIS SCREEN

lets go back to talking about ME

>>36046241
you can have discussions ad-hoc when needs arise without a organised jural society.

try again.

p.s im starting to think you're not actually uninformed about anarchy you're actually invested in arguing against it? its a shame you're so stupid though.

My name is Moni and I love cock in my bum!

you know what this thread really needs

i actually think multiculturalism is good for our country and i think we should be letting more refugees and immigrants in, specifically from the middle east

>>36046242
How do we judge proof? that's more a matter for rational thinking and science, than anarchism. You're starting to derail into philosophy of science here. Science and Forensics and rational thinking aren't as a result of and patented by states and governments.

>>36046260
How many cocks have you had in your bum today?

>>36046259
I'd be pretty exhausting having to set up the frame work every single time when wanting to decide to punish someone

We should write all our general rules down in a big book, and they just argue the unique details of a case, that takes a lot of the work out of it, who's with me?

I actually know a fair bit about anarchy, used to be all about it when I was 15

>>36046270
yeah i think we have a lot of space for more people!!! lets fill it

on a serious note, I grow weary of answering uestions and resolving misconceptions regarding anarchism, cya later guys. Don't let the normies in this thread get you down!

>>36046299
I men what is the system for judging the proof? How is evidence organised? How do you deal with the fact that people disagree massively on whether a level of proof is convincing or not?

Just got back from a sweety run. Tube of fruit gums has no greens in it AGAIN...

>>36046303
So many cocks, ever time someone replies to me a machine sticks a fresh cock right up there

Thats why I post such shite, I literally get off to the (you)s

Give me the (you)s, I crave man snake in my butt cave

I need willy up my tunnel

I desire big dick up my chuff

>>36046307
Who said you need a frame work? you just need to use rational thinking and whatever scientific technology we have to ease the judgement of proof.

>>"I actually know a lot about anarchy because i was all about it when 15"

you obviously didn't know much about anarchism when you were 15 and still don't today judging from the assumptions you keep relentlessly make and i persistently swat away.

I really am tired of this now, and bored, frankly, itfeels like I'm talking to a robot. Please don't give me any more ((you))s that I feel I want to reply to

>take anti depressants (for anxiety also)
>no motivation to do anything since i'm garunteed to feel 5.5/10 in terms of happiness without doing anything
>will probably be a worthless drone my whole life then die

JUST

>>36046365
>rational thinking

Oh yes humans do tend to be very good at doing that, especially in emotional situations like when a crime has been committed.

>>36046307
I agree. And we should nominate people to uphold the rules written down in this big book.

>>36046342
keep asking stupid questions. are you so fucking retarded you need someone who is against normie-level attacking of Anarchism about the technicalities of proving a crime or not? He answered your question in >>36046299 and you just follow-ed up with specific questions which don't even merit a response.

Just had some home-made chips. Belting lads, belting. Practically fat-free as well.

i was kicked out of my house

i left with 800 pounds, planned to go to a shelter or something while i could find work

there i met a homeless person, who gave me a hit of crack from their pipe. i thought fuck it, might as well

two days later all my money is gone. robbed or spent on crack.

now i have fuck all

>>36046365
>you just need to use rational thinking
>everyone in the world owns a fedora and tips it towards justice

>>36046012
>slutty young consenting girls won over by a bottle of vodka and a car.

http://www.rotherham.gov.uk/downloads/file/1407/independent_inquiry_cse_in_rotherham

Read this.

>>36046394
I'm literally asking how criminal justice works in your system. If it doesn't then that's fine but just say so, don't go all ad-hom at me.

anyone notice that the real moni stopped posting? moni is normie exposed. moni is probably the normie arguing against anarchism/asking tedious questions about anarchism

no I'm Spartacus

life is so fucking teedious without drugs

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>>36046247
>>36046260
>>36046419
Jealous white male neets pretending to be me

>>36046408
nice bait.

>>36046413
I've already answered that question. People assemble ad-hoc and decide what to do together, they can use technology and evidence and as a group decide if the proof is sufficient and what to do. You don't need a big book, if people argue, people argue. Eventually an outcome will be decided.

>industrial scale
>labour councillors
>if you respond negatively to me you're a paki
>or a ethno masochist
He's back lads get your bingo cards out!

>>36046113
>government
>the action or manner of controlling or regulating a state, organization, or people

So you're telling me a community that regulates their state aren't a government?

>>36046393
Great idea anon, that way, we can let our best people uphold the rules in the big book while we all get on with our live's safe in the knowledge that if someone does something bad that we've written in the big book we can stop them, because we all agree on whats in the big book

But what if people don't agree with whats in the book? I think we should also have some people that we give special powers to to ensure they follow the big book, and if they don't we should send them some place where they can't bother the rest of us

>>36038456
are you my housemate, he's just gone and got on fb, he loves it, the fool
if you are him turn your music down or at least put something decent on

>7.30

Right on schedule. See you tonight fellas

>>36046461
>if people argue, people argue. Eventually an outcome will be decided.
So basically you want mob rule where the bloke with the most mates can accuse anyone of murder. Brilliant.

>>36046461

>an outcome wil be decided

what if it isn't?

people don't always agree, look how long things like hillsborough can drag on for.

let's say half the group staunchly wants to punish a guy and half the group thinks he's innocent. What happens?

>>36046477
are know you're not him but as soon as i sent that he turned it off and came down. mad

>>36046476
Yes Anon, just like with Jimmy Saville for all those years! All of his victims were safe knowing that justice had been served!

>>36046476
>I think we should also have some people that we give special powers to to ensure they follow the big book
We should make sure they dress the same way so they are easy to alert if someone goes against the rules from the big book. Maybe a special phone number so they're easy to reach.

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The absolute state of Katie Price.

Face like a bulldog chewing a bee and tit's so stiff you couldn't even squeeze them.

>>36046531
How would Jimmy Saville face any form of justice in an anarchist society? He had many powerful friends who could exile any who spoke against him.

>>36046497
I think it would be pretty transparent to the rest of the group that there is a lack of evidence. This is the 21st century, after all. We have a lot of scientific knowledge now.

>>36046538
how do girls not feel fucking disgusting after getting fake tits? they look hideous

>>36046518
Hillsborough has dragged on for so long because police have used stalling tactics and withheld evidence.

The people in Liverpool and Sheffield know the truth. Ever heard of why nobody in Liverpool buys the sun?