>"Eh yo! Little nerd nigga! Gimme dat wallet"

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*throw welfare check to distract them before making my escape*

>>36035950
run away, they will trip on their pants if they try to chase me.

>>36035950
Run away, it's not like they'd be able to catch me with their trousers at their knees.

>>36037287
This.

How can people walk like this??

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>>36035950
Come and take it from me you degenerate halfwits!!

my wallet never has any money, But I'm feeling bitter enough to get in a fight with a bunch of nignogs

>>36035950
>"Oh my god, is that a bunch of white girls driving a KFC truck that runs on grape soda?"
>Escape while they're distracted

>>36037319
Very slowly.

>>36035950
Fuck off, niggas. How the hell are you even trying to rob niggas? If you try to run after me, you'll trip, you broke ass niggas. Take your prison gay asses back home, weak ass niggas.

>>36037374
Sheeeeeeeeeeeit

Original niggershit

>>36037322
*unsheathes katana*
*prepares to shadow shift*

>>36035950
OOGA OOGA BOOGA BOOGA OOGA BOOGA

"Ah I see young man of intellectual superiority but is also has a caucausion skin colour, thanks for speaking our language, we will leave you alone now"

>>36035950
you can have it bro if y9y really need it that bad, its yours

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>>36035950
I think about taking out my hand gun and defending myself, but think better of it and instead offer my boipucci to placate the thugs instead

>>36037268
I don't know if you intended for this to be funny, but I sure did laugh.

>>36035950
Theirs no money in it but here go ahead.


insert rape fantasy here

IF IF IF IF IF IF IF We fall for a bunch of ooga booga

>>36035950
Back off before i call the police niggers

the joke is i already called the police

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Spray them down with my glock taking out 3 of them in one bullet

>>36035950
man, that guy in the middle looks straight up bent

>>36037319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=995Dvj7LiHI

>>36037329
quick thinking, anon!
>rolls
you escaped

>>36037504
And you wonder why you don't have any friends and post on r9k

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>>36035950
OH WORD B SO WHATS POPPIN MY NIGGA DIRTY STANK ASS MONKEY NIGGAS ON MY MOMMA I AINT FRAID TO BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YA DOOFY ASS NIGGAS ON FO' NEM STOP PLAYIN WIT ME SON

>>36038554
You sound like a nigger lover. Knock it off with that cuck shit anon

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>>36035950
suck on their dicks, it's free watamellun lollipop