What is not terrible about you?

>blue eyes
Other than that, there is nothing good about me at all. I'm truly a hideous bastard

I...

I guess I'll die someday?

>>36033477
Umm, literally nothing.

>noarmie

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6'3"
7/10 face
blue eyes
white
good finger nails

6'4"
8/10 face
blue eyes
blond hair
white
good toe nails

>>36033477
I honestly can't come up with anything OP.

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>>36033798
>>36033849
I have blond hair too but it's messy desu

>>36033477
I thought about it for a bit and I just can't see anything.

I'm physically healthy I guess?

I have a nice afro and I'm good at taking care of pets.
that's about it.

compact and can fit in small spaces
can probably run a 6 minute mile
higher than normal pain tolerance
cook good
decent size dick
aware of how fucked i am
might have psychic powers. or someone is reading my mind. or maybe i'm psychotic
speed reader
almost never get sick even though i eat raw eggs
my excess fatty tissue allows me to stumble and fall with only minor injury
can sort at least 1,200 packages an hour
in control of head radio
immune to whores

other than that i'm another lost soul. get out of here before consumption culture consumes you.

>>36033477
good face
good hygiene

>>36033477
5'5
125 lbs
nice butt

Im pretty happy with my body.

i just wish i had a bf

>>36034293
jump in an oven, faggot

make sure it's original, though

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>>36034434
alright

ffgfgdfgdf

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If your able to comment positively about yourself your not a robot

>>36033477
>naturally thin
>redhead
>freckles in the summer
>green eyes
>white

>>36033477

I honestly can't think of one thing. If I had to pick something I guess I'd say I've suffered more than most normies and probably most people on this board, which makes my rare moments of happiness far more meaningful than your average person's.

>>36033477
I'm good at math. Dats aboot it.

>>36033477
>generally friendly and amiable most of the time
>blue eyes
>cool looking sideburns
>decent fashion sense
>pleasant overall facial structure
>not obese (though idk if 125 is healthy either)
>somewhat intelligent, despite clumsiness
>caring family
>didn't grow up religious so very little prejudice
>good at fixing things (or at least un-breaking them)
>naturally creative, outside-the-box thinker
>get along well with most people
Thanks, op. This really helped realize that I've got quite a bit going for me, even if I could come up with an even longer list of things I don't like about me.

>lmao I can't think of anything
Maybe stop pitying yourselves for once and just take a real, objective look at yourselves. Can you honestly say you have nothing going for you? You're a human being with inherent value as such. You have access to internet, which only like 12% of people on the planet do, so you must have something going for you. You're able to socialize and put your feelings out there, even if it is anonymously. I know it makes no sense, but it's 90% your own choice to be confident in yourself or not.

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I am good at work, nothing else.
Orihinial jensen

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>>36033477
despite everything i'm not hateful or bitter
i'm very surprised honestly

>>36033477
>pretty good looking
>fluent in 3 languages
>working a job i enjoy
>young
>clever and witty (though usually in a condescending way)
>tall and thin
>white
>have lived a pretty dope life, all things considered

>>36033477
Am good at :
>Lying
>Making people feel like shit because they think their situation is worst than it really is
>I'm kinda good at helping people Not really i'm borderline bad at this one
>Good at learning simple things like food has strogen
>Copying drawings because i'm not really that creative
>Talking to myself and creating different voices to different emotions
>Having a straight face
>Hiding and faking emotions
>Finding stuff
>Making spontaneous humor wich i find funny
>Having a retard face I know this one is not so good
>Having fun with people online
>Knowing a lot about porn and sex in general Funny because i never had any
>White
>5.5-6 inch dick
>I'm not a crazy killer with pure hatred for other people like some faggots out there
>I have a little bit of hope

That's about it some of them are really useful.

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I'm a pretty good cook

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>Taught English as a Second Language in three separate countries
>Friendly, helpful, and empathetic most of the time
>Good judge of character
>Done Muay Thai for the last three years with some time on and off from injury or travel, so quite active
>Been to places that most people could never locate on a map
>Have a job that doesn't pay much, but it's something
>Have a good family that likes me and keeps me around, although they've had plenty of reasons not to do so
>Doesn't drink or smoke
>Look fairly young for my age

Even as a 5'5 manlet with no job, stuck in a shitty CC with no real friends, I still had sex an hour ago with my gf.

6'0"
white
blue eyes
good eyebrows
136 iq
noticing small details that most others miss
lying

>>36033477
I can run really fast. I'm not joking, I'm 1/4 asian and my euro genes have given me long legs and combined with a short upper body. So I can go really fast. So I can thank race mixing for that. Unfortunately it comes with the side effect of me looking like a faggot.

Tall (5.10)

Strong (doing SL5X5)

Hard working (med stud)

Growing a beard

Great hygiene

Try to be virtuous to my best ability.

Cons:

Can be too slow to take action/ procrastinate

Still fap to porn, have not been able to kill the habit.

Can be cold or distant with family and friends

People think I am selfish because I think everyone should act according to their own interests first, and that is the opposite of selfishness, because I want everyone to do so.

Weak eye sight

Teeth tend to fail, have more than 5 artificial crowns

Tendency for depression.

6'
Pretty good face
No mental/physical deformities
Not fat
Overall good health except underweight
Get along with people great on a superficial level
Usually confident
Family that loves me
2-3 close friends (nobody beyond that though)

>>36037018
Good on ya man. Normally I wouldn't support a normie with a gf, but being a Manlet automatically gives you a permanent partial robot card, so I can respect it

>Smart
>Musical, as long as I don't compare myself to the REALLY talented people
>Trustworthy with secrets and such
>Funny when I'm comfortable and with other smart dweebs
>Able to take an interest in anything
>Can do the Megaman Blade Footstool combo in Smash 4 fairly consistantly on level 9 CPU (Dont know about real players because home wifi is too weak for online)

>>36033477
nothing positive. ill list neutral stuff
>average height (5'10")
>can talk to strangers and hold a conversation
>work 40 hours a week pushing carts for minimum wage
>haven't attempted suicide before

>>36037556
>has great height
>has social skills
>has job
>has life

U lucky ducky

I was going to reply to this thread but then I remembered nobody is actually going to read my post or reply to it so I decided against it

>>36035947
You took it to far gtfo

>>36033622
how is that even possible? for me girls' eyes often make up for the rest as long as shes not a deformed hairy whale or something

Im sure many girls see clear eyes like that, especially if they live in places thats uncommon

Why is the cat so sad? :( The pizza should make it happy

>6'3
>speak three languages
>got good grades in school
>A good writer
>have a *shitty* job


that's about it though desu. I told myself when I was young that school was more important than life, look where it got me now. Fat, antisocial and in a cubicle doing boring paperwork. I fucking hate this... I would've loved to have died 20 doing drugs or some dumb shit. Live fast and free...

>6'3"
>blonde/blue eyes
>intelligent in academics
>normal enough to just be quirky
>fit
>slim but not skinny

I know I probably should have all the reasons to hold our flag high and march to my PhD in Neuroscience with the banner of kek held high, but I just can't. I'm miserable. I have no friends, I push away my family by being cynical and emotionally distant. I'm extremely emotional, which manifests itself as seething hate and rage for the fact that I can feel emotion at all. I wasn't born a genius, so whats even the point in being a scientist? I've attempted suicide once, and I'm too afraid of eternal nothingness to do it again.

>>36034530
I'll trade you everything good about me for that one skill

>>36034929
that 12% internet statistic is bullshit and you know it

For one, I don't lie anonymously on the Internet.

>6'1
>good at gambling.
>uhhh

um well shit. I tried right?

>>36033477
i'm black

and that's an original comment too

I'm really good at doing anything I'm not supposed to do.

>>36039320
>>36037196
>>36033849
>>36033798


Why do people think having blond hair and blue eyes is positive? Literally nobody cares, as long as you're white you're fine.

>>36033477
I like how I comb my hair, and that's if I ever do, but other than that I hate everything about me

I don't complain about things because I have no sense of self worth
I won't become a serial killer or anything, I guess

>>36039347
Is my entire argument invalid because of one possible statistical error? Stop looking for excuses to hate yourself.

Tall
Attractive
Smrt
Cons: no soc
No hair
Tranny, so cross out the pros
Overbite
Skinny
Boring
Mixed reactions from people in public on both extremes yay

>>36033477
blue eyes...
not 40 years old yet

>>36043329
stop being a tranny for goodness sakes

>>36039900

It's kind of a plus IF you are otherwise good looking.

>not a loser, have a career
>not poor
>no major health problems
>very high IQ
>decent social skills
>have interesting hobbies (at least as far as guys are concerned)
>not into anime and vidya
>fit

>>36043520
we need more people like you in this world good sir

>>36033477
>not severely autistic, just slightly
>not suicidal
>enjoy being a robot

>>36043619

Why? My life isn't happy. I hate being alone and it's miserable.

>6'1"
>Dick size is good enough
>Decent face
>Fluent in French
>Good hygiene
>A bit fat but nothing I can't fix
>Optimistic

Am I going to make it? I think I could be a normie if I put a little but of work into it.

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>>36043520
>>very high IQ
>>have interesting hobbies (at least as far as guys are concerned)

Positives:
6'4"ft
Supposedly 7/10
Striking amber eyes
Soft skin
Smell good
Soft, long hair
Pretty fit

>witty
>decent conversationalist
>I look smart
>Stacy sister says she wishes her skin was as nice as mine

>>36044161

>nobody can ever be better than me in anything

Is that why you are here amongst the worst of human trash?

I have really long turds

>>36033477
huge dick
great body
full head of hair

5'10
9/10 face
Dark brown eyes
Abs and arms
Good fashion sense

>>36044446
>ploplets btfo

>>36033477
>fluent in 3 languages
>half decent grades
>pretty sociable

>>36033477
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF SAD CATS IT'S THE MOST HEARTBREAKING THING EVER

>>36039900
Found the jeww

>>36037351
>5.10
>tall
You sound pretty delusional there, bud

>almost wizard
>fit
>not socially retarded, just uninterested
>nice family

>>36033477
my ability to hate myself

>>36037732
Women think differently than us. I am ugly in every other way possible
>only 5'11
>receding hairline
>big crooked nose
>jawlet
>chinlet
>dicklet
>rosacea
>skinnyfat
>gyno
You tell me, do you think that blue eyes offset all of these issues? I didn't think so

6'3"
thick hair
The rest is horrible inside and out.

I have the illusion of happiness so people often ask me for advice on being happy and satisfied with life. In accordance with that, my ability to hide my actual emotion is useful. Lastly, my apathy towards people has made both of these things my 'weapons'. I fight with society daily in the unseen world of emotion. I'll conquer this city with my power and authority.

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>>36039900
But you're not white with brown eyes.

>>36033477

>have overcome aspergers diagnosis to become a somewhat functioning member of society
>all of my ancestors have lived to 80 or later
>dimples compliment face

>>36033720
>>36033739
>>36033889
>>36034496
>>36037697
Think harder anons. Surely there is something you like about yourselves, even if it is something minor.

>>36033477
>not manlet (6 even)
>deep set blue eyes
>smart
>have had sex
>wideish shoulders
>bubble butt for no reason
>deepish voice
>good face
People skills are holding me back so much

>>36033477
I have great eyes (blue), not a manlet, not a fatty. Still a KV cuz I'm such a sperg.