Red Flags for Guys

>horsegirls
>literally AVOID AT ALL COSTS
I wonder whom'st behind this post

>>36033438
horse people are strange people

>>36033438
I really wish I did know how to ride a horse. If society ever collapses and we're put in to some post-apocalyptic bullshit scenario, it seems that horseriding might be a skill that could come in handy at the right time.

I wish I lived in southwestern united states where people ride horses all day long. I hate this shithole I'm in.

Such is life in blyat.

Do you eat horse meat?

>>36033438
I know how to ride a horse :^)

>>36034493
The first thing people will do is eat the horses

You're better off picking up some mechanics skills and macguyvering up yourself a mad max wagon

>tfw you can ride a horse but not drive a car
fuck my traditional family

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>he watches Jojo
Even I watch Jojo and I know it's a red flag

>didnt play at least one sport growing up
>didnt do any recreational activity whatsoever in his youth

>>36034710
I was on the cross country team for a few months during middle school.

Do I pass?

>unkind to animals
>unkind to the elderly
>unkind to children
>pro choice
>gay lisp

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>he doesn't have a driver's license

not even memeing, it's one thing to not have a car, but if you can't even get your license you're on a whole new level of pathetic

>>36034665
>watching jjba
shoo anime only

>she doesn't know how to ride my cock

>>36033508
Explain.

Did she ask you to fuck the horse?

Did SHE Fuvg the horse?

Basically what I'm wondering here is did you get fucked by a horse at some point t?

>>36033438
>>>/mlp/
They can teach you how to ride a horse

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>>36033438
>he listens to holes

>>36033438
>tfw my tinder profile pic is me riding a horse
>tfw I still don't know how to ride a horse

>>36035346
Horse girls are like rave girls.
More prone to dick slurping.

>>36035346
They are always, ALWAYS crazy sluts. Their family is most likely even crazier and/or sluttier, one bitches parents even tried to get me to some cuck shit.

The south is full of isolated degenerates.

>>36034624
>Being this amish who post secretly on 4chan

>>36035346
They got their hymen torn by horseriding so nothing stop them from being sluts then telling you they are really virgin.

>>36037154
Is that really a thing that happens?
its kinda hot, desu.

>>36035275
>tfw no license, and even failed the test due to anxiety and generally sucking ass at driving anyway
>32yo, have had multiple casual sex partners and 3 long term relationships, one of which is still ongoing for the 3rd year
>recently got a blowjob on the side
>gainfully employed

Who /sexyloser/ here? Driving will soon be for literal robots anyway.

>>36033438
Real redflags for guys
>Only hobbies are video games and/or anime
>Uses 4chan slang IRL/outside 4chan
>Tries to be subtlely racist and or misogynistic but too scared to outright say anything concrete
>Tries to inject politics into every aspect of life and has a hard time accepting other people's views

>>36034665
I only watch the best slice of life and haremshit out there