How come every time I get drunk I start watching gay porn? HELP ME!!!

You're originally gay anon

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>>36033299
>HELP ME!!!

Looks like /4chan/ has finally turned you gay. Good luck anon.

>>36033320
But I only watch straight or lesbian porn when sober.

P-p-please help me understand.

>>36033342
You're more truthful drunk anon.

haha you gay faggot

I only do that after the 4th or 5th jerk when I need novelty to cum. pretty sure I'm straight.

you watch too much porn and are seeking novelty

>>36033299
>HELP ME
I don't have any links to gay porn. Just go to one of the porn boards.

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It's OK
Cause a man's gotta understand to keep his opinion open

One side effect of alcohol is temporary homosexuality. I find the best solution is to become an alcoholic. If youre always drunk then youre always gay, so theres no confusion

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>>36033427
/art/
Hey /b/rother do you li,ke my drawing

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>>36033458
That makes sense in a weird way.

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Every time I drink I end up looking at pedo MILF hentai.

Not sure what's wrong with me.

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>>36033499
I mean, I have an ADDICTION to it. I think I must have some kind of deeply-seated mommy issues.

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>>36033499
Tfw I want to BE the milf

>>36033299
Because it feels good to have your prostate stimulated. "Gay sex" isn't gay. Is two guys giving eachother massages gay? No, of course not. So, why does it depend on what part of the body you massage and with what body part you do the massaging? It doesn't make any sense. Two men kissing on the other hand, is gay. That's purely an act of platonic affection and love.

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>>36033575
I can sympathize with that. I've wanted to be the girl lots of times, but it's ALWAYS a younger girl. Either a pure, giggling silver-blonde angel in a flowing dress, or a rude tanned bimbo in a tight skirt.

>>36033499
i like it even when i'm sober
i don't think it's that bad
i just like imagining i'm being taken advantage of by some milf who is 2-3 times my size.
maybe i'm just submissive and have a mother complex?
beats me

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>>36033598
True I don't want to have sex with a man besides to get fucked. Am i confused?

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>>36033299
You know, Anon.

>>36033757

I'm straight. Why not at least shave your asshole if you're going to get fucked?

>>36033795
Does it matter?

orgiaino

>>36033499
>>36033552
that is so fucked.

bloxxx seriously are these pics even legal?

>>36033795
This.
So much this.
Honestly everyone should shave their ass.
There's still heathens that believe one can properly clean their ass after pooping using only dried toilet paper, too.