Isles of Scilly edition https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2 479929

GOD TIER:
>Lilt
>Oingo Boingo
>Capri Sun
TOP TIER:
>Fanta Icey Lemon
>Dr Pepper
>Dandelion and burdock
>Powerade blue
HIGH TIER:
>Pepsi
>Tango
>Sprite
>Lucozade
>Iron Bru
>Tyser
MID TIER:
>Panda Pop
>Barr Shandy
>Fruitshoot
LOW TIER:
>Red Bull
>Monster
SHIT TIER:
>Oasis

>>36030977
>tfw I get an edition named after where I live
Ta. Makes this place a little more bearable

>>36031015
>SHIT TIER:
>>Oasis
Talking shite m8

>>36031015
SLAVIC GOD TIER:
>Kvass
GOD TIER:
>Lilt
>Oingo Boingo
>Capri Sun
TOP TIER:
>Fanta Icey Lemon
>Dr Pepper
>Dandelion and burdock
>Powerade blue
HIGH TIER:
>Pepsi
>Tango
>Sprite
>Lucozade
>Iron Bru
>Tyser
MID TIER:
>Panda Pop
>Barr Shandy
>Fruitshoot
LOW TIER:
>Red Bull
>Monster
SHIT TIER:
>Oasis

>>36030977
>>36031027
Lads weekend on the isle when?

Will someone talk to me on Skype over the phone? I think I might be about done

>>36031015
bass shandy should be in top tier

>>36031047
What's the matter lad? What's happening?

>>36031047
NEET living with parents, can't help you out m8. Might be worth elaborating more to pick up someones interest. Scotanon could be lurking.

>>36031041
My place is pretty small and there isn't actually much to do apart from the pubs

>>36031047

possibly, although I was just gonna go to bed

>>36031067
I know desu lad I don't know what I was thinking. Nothing better than a Barr shandy on a summers day

What are you lads listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9L1E0FS_jI

>>36031015
what tier is water? it appears as though you have forgot about the best drink - water.

>>36031085

How do you function? Is there a shop big enough to stock all the groceries you need. Do they have any takeaways?

>>36031085
>implying we wont bring the action via cheap Polish vodka and a big fucking tent

>>36031108
Water is best drink but has no place on my list. More of a fizzy drink/juice list

>>36031108
Are you a mong laddy? It's a fizzy list.

>>36031086
>>36031080
>>36031076
Just finished 700 hours on Dark Souls 2. Got the platinum

>>36031160
>oasis
>fruit shoot
>fizzy

>>36031116
There's a co-op. It's that or a fuck ton of pubs and restaurants
>>36031117
We could set up at the beach and fuck about

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why don't you just choose to be happy?

>>36031169
What? I thought you were suicidal or something.

>>36031184
Being miserable is more fun

>>36031160
>fizzy list
>has capri son on the list

who is the mong now laddy?

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ITS 2:45 IN THE MORNING
LADS
PUT YOURSELVES ON WARNING
LADS

>>36031184
Oh gee I'll get right on that great idea

>>36031185
I no longer see any point in living

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You're at the local paki shop when suddenly the shopkeeper drops dead and a guy in a dinosaur suit smashes through some conveniently placed cardboard boxes next to the till. As you try and run away this man blocks your path and tells you that you just got pranked by the prank patrol.

What do?

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>>36031015
Bruv you are missing out Barr Bubblegum, thats at least a high tier fizzydrink. If you've not had it before I'd recommend you try it. Pic related its peng 10/10

>>36031184
you cant just choose to be happy. not everyones brain is wired this way. i guess i can also just choose to stop suffering from anxiety.

>>36031221
Is there a Dark Souls 3 you can play or something similar? Sorry I dont vidya.

>>36031233
you can't choose to stop suffering, but you could force yourself through sheer willpower alone to ignore it and still do things that make you anxious

>>36031224
I hate shit like that so kick him in the nuts

>>36031231
Forgot about that lad. Its good but a bit too flavourful for me desu. More of a blueberry pandapop man

>>36031250
>you could force yourself through sheer willpower alone to ignore it
Yeah that sounds like a surefire way of having a mental collapse.

>>36031240
Thank you my darling, there is

someone make a fruit tier list

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got my base of operations sorted for tomorrow, iron ore smelted ready to be turned into pickaxes
4.5 hours sleep and i'll be up again.got to ring dr's at 08:00, so might as well get mining as well

>>36031255
Fair play fair play. Not had a pandapop of any sort in years I can't remember what they taste like.

>>36031308
>implying we eat fruit
Wew

>>36031318
>got my base of operations sorted for tomorrow, iron ore smelted ready to be turned into pickaxes
?

/asp/ is fucking unbearable lads. Handful of people and even less memes.

>>36031339
oink oink poo head

>>36031346
Can't tell if MMO or if Snakelad is planning to go off the grid.

>>36031318
>mfw, post image, forget the call
usually the other way round
P-post em
>>36031346
minecraft lad.

>edged to incest porn game for about 3 or 4 hours until i came last night
>edged again to porn game for 2 hours or so until i came
>dick is really thick now even when flaccid

i guess it's swollen from over using it but my dick looks so fucking good right now

>>36031354
I'd probably still give mandrama a watch if they kept the threads on /sp/

>>36031321
Tbh I'm not even sure if they still make them.

>>36031374
>minecraft lad.
And sneklad has gone from decent to shit

Weird the way britfeel and 4chan could never exist in real life. Like if all the people currently talking right now were in a room it would be awkward as fuck

>>36030993
this is pretty much me
especially the part about sharing opinions - trying to talk about topics like brexit, muslims, feminism, anything that might get controversial is a recipe for disaster, even if facts are on your side - i just keep my mouth shut if anything like that comes up - good luck explainging to normies that islam is a cancer without outing yourself as a white nationalist, racist, nazi

and i am also desensitised to all and any porn and a great deal of gore too

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>>36030977
Black man/White woman top tier edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36031510
unironically can't wait for this to come out for the banter that will be had here

Feel tired on an industrial scale lads. One last cig and then off to bed I think.

>>36031526
>still thinking it's a real show

>>36031547
but they have a website and everything? It's gonna be a youtube series

>>36031575
>no update in 6 months
>twitter has 800 followers
Yeah really feeling the hype

>booked an appointment for the barbers at 12 tomorrow and only gave them my first name
Think I'm going to sleep in, not go and never return there again desu lads

>>36031250
i tried doing this, its what made me realize i have mental health issues. ive thrown myself into literally hundreds of parties, raves and every kind of social event thinking that i will just 'get over it' if i keep trying, practice makes perfect etc etc etc. all that happened was i got worse. it was like running into a brick wall. by the time i decided it was time to move somewhere quieter bc i just couldnt cope anymore my anxiety was worse its ever been. i barely resembled a human being. telling anyone just to 'man up' or whatever is lazy fucking bs 'advice' that does a lot more harm than good. i wish i just saw a therapist instead of listening to dickheads like you when i was 16/17 when i first started feeling like this.

>>36031604
Series 1 is finished and they are currently working on series 2. Channel 4 will be dropping it in summer.

Twitter and Youtube hasn't been touched in a while because of insecure white dicklets

>>36031604
That's because they spent the entire advertising budget on britfeel adspace for the rest of eternity.

>>36031642
Kek never change goodfellas poster.

>>36031430
you fool, i was never decent

>>36031642
I remember when eightchan hacked the twitter. many laughs were had.

I watched GitS the other day with my pals, first time I'd left the house this year. Film was alright I suppose but I prefer the original.

tfw nearly 22
tfw only 5 years left of my life

>>36032225
Why are you only living to 27?

This thread is cunty desu

any point in going to bed now?

>>36032494
No m80, just stay awake until tomorrow. After you sleep you can give a good routine another go.

>>36032494
Got anything to do tomorrow?

>>36032532
picking up a parcel, but I've got from 9am-5pm to do it

>>36032553
then you're good, get yourself to beddiebyes laddo

>>36032241
27 club. seems like a good age to die.

>>36032225
I want to fucking kill you right now you stupid cunt

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>>36032905
why havent you done it yet original post

Been drinking for 12 hours desu

>>36033851
I don't know where you live you massive faggot, I'll also rape you beforehand

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all i think about is you
no matter what i do
boy im crazy about you
>>36034046
is it rape if i have no will to live

>>36034066
i'm just joking, I have no will to live either, i'm a useless piece of shit, even feel like a loser on britfeel

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>>36034143
lol i agree kys you are a useless piece of shit why dont you find something better to do instead of bullying qt boys on 4chan

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Awake at 5:18am
Played some of the amazon on heroes of the storm
Bit sad they didn't make her charge attack have a lightning bolt effect along the floor they really missed a diablo 2 flavour gimmick there.
Gunna try and get some sleep now I think
Hope you lads up early have a good morning

>>36033869
Is it even enjoyable at this point? Usually by hour 8, I'd be making an unhealthy meal and then passing out on my bed with food surrounding me

>>36034337
Stay awake you cunt, watch the sunrise with me

>>36034342
i never drink and thats everyday for me

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>>36034367
Fuck the sun.

>>36034404
Sounds nice lad, if my metabolism was proper quick I'd be doing that every night as well. What's for brekkie

>>36034415
WAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUP ORIGINAL POO

>>36034415
are you a scouser?

>>36034431
i ate like 8 chocolate digestives. i dont think that counts as breakfast. im just being a slovenly disgusting little boy. i have my first bennys meeting tomorrow as well what do?

>>36034508
Be as pathetic as possible. Maybe skip a shower and shave. Stutter, mumble, and avoid eye contact

>>36034548
Thats sound advice, I don't wash for weeks, stare at the floor and shake when I was at the job centre last (but that was just natural and not faked)

>>36034588
You'll be fine. What made you decide to try for bennies? Giving up finally?

>>36034616
I'm not the anon you replied to first, i've been on ESA for years and haven't been to the jobcentre in like 5 years or something

>>36034655
Describe your average day for me, pls

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>>36034685
sleep for 10-14 hours, binge eat junk, sit around on 4chan/doing nothing/wallowing in sadness

although I've started steps for self improvement (excercising and such) I still don't do anything leisurely in my free time at all mostly. I've lost interest in everything and waste all my time

>>36034588
its universal credit so if do that they will just make me go stack shelves in poundland bc i obviously need 'work experience'
im going to ask if they can put me on a sia training course bc security is good money and if women are allowed to be security guards then a 8st fem boy should be allowed as well.

>>36034724
This still sounds more appealing than being a wagie, but I know that being NEET is bittersweet

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>>36034835
at least wagies appreciate their free time, I literally do less than a wagie could potentially do in 3-5 hours after work just because I'm jaded as fuck and entertainment feels like a chore and a job in itself

>>36034877
Might be time for you to get a job, lad.

>>36034901
easier said than done i'm afraid

>>36034918
Nonsense, I'll hire you! How thick is your penis, and how much pudding can you ingest in 1 hour

>>36034964
my penis is dysfunctional and quite small, no idea how much pudding I can eat, probably about 1k calories worth

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>>36034977
Mmm...no good lad, better luck next year

Wagie reporting in. Got called in yet again, but I really can't complain. I need the money to help pay for books and petrol, plus everyone at work is a qt

>been posing as a brit for years on /britfeel/
>everything I've learned, from language to mannerisms, has been picked up from Top Gear and Peep Show
>never been found out

You can't get rid of me

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wakey wakey neets

>>36036357
I haven't slept my negro

>>36036357
I am still awake since yesterday ;-;

>>36036394
my nigga

>>36036404
You wanna catch a quick nap, then play some halo and eat pizza later

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Tfw wagecage time
I wanna stay home playing persona 5

>>36036575
I just recently started playing nip games again (Toukiden 2 and Nier Automata), but I'm underwhelmed. Will persona 5 be worth the money?

>>36036698
So far imo yes only played a bit tho

>>36036507
What are you on about mate? You are talking shite, you think I am some qt grill or something? Plus if I try to nap I will fall asleep and my routine will be remain ruined.

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>>36036790
Thank you bb here's a dog don't show anyone its just for you

>>36036847
Nigga you wanna eat pizza and play halo with me or what

>>36036852
Ty :3c

What is with the people in the morning giving out free newspapers and magazines.... Really shoving it in your face

Are they working on commiss?

>>36036958
What, you don't like being informed?

>>36036863
No but do enjoy your pizza.

>>36037107
Too fucking bad, I'll be over in 15 minutes

>>36036986
I rate the metro
But it's those other shitty magazines just full of ads

>it's an anon doesn't get up for work for the second day in a row episode

Looks like its back to the neet life for me

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a couple of years ago I said I would kill myself if I turned 20 a virgin. I turned 19 a couple of weeks ago.

why is something that seems so easy for normies so difficult for me?

>>36037361
Don't worry friend you will find someone to be intimate with I'm sure.

>>36036698
Just butting in to say I purchased yakuza 0 about a week ago, it's pretty fun and has a good story line, I'm only 1/3 of the way through too.

going to sell some shit at cex today, really looking foward to it

>>36037361
>19
>planning suicide becasue still a virgin

You have no idea kid, come back in 11 years

Went for a job interview yesterday, left with them requesting references although it was obvious I could do what I claimed. They're not going to call me back eh lads. Thinking of a career change anyway.

>>36037870
Did you not have references or what? Also, what job

>>36038112
Job I interviewed for was a site engineer. Shit job in general; high stress, massive headfuck, instant blame if something doesn't work - all for relatively low remuneration. Yes I have references. Hope they don't call back to be honest.

time for a new career

does anybody want to see a cute doggo

What job do you think I can get as a 25 year old with no GCSEs and no qualifications and who hasn't ever had a job before? Also scared of interacting with people and can't handle pressure.

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>>36038384
here it is anyway gotta go to work

>>36037361
im nearly 22 and im a virgin. ive just started lying and say i have sex. everyone believes me as im fairly physically attractive. i could have had sex many times desu i just instinctively force people away bc of my crippling anxiety.

>>36038419
Sounds like you should go on the dole instead, you'd only scare people if you try to fix your life

>>36038419
Do you know how to program?

>>36038532
does he fuck

>>36038532
I don't, and i can't learn because i have an IQ of 76.

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One more day and I'm off until Monday

>>36038486
Shame about the weird Bulgarian fucking with the doggo.

>hear voices since my early teens
>voices are always different, not usually people i know
>but they always only ask questions, random shit about music, animals or whatever
>feel compelled to answer when they ask a question, like i am forced to
>this can take up a lot of time if they keep talking, like 15 minutes at a time
>dropped out of uni and lost two jobs due to it
>for the first time in my life yesterday, a voice didnt ask a question, but told me to do something
>i did it

it only told me to buy something cheap, but im worried that being forced to answer questions will lead to me being unable to say no to demands
got referred to an occupational therapist and she said i have autism, currently waiting to get tested

sorry for the blogpost its just got me pretty worried

>>36038685
Uhhhh that's not autism, you might have schizophrenia.

>>36038712
i thought it was more likely to be something like that too, but i might as well get this out the way so we can move on to other causes
the person testing me is probably gonna be a psychiatrist too i imagine, and i can talk to them about it

>>36038685
it's a anon get's told by the voices in his head to go on a murder spree kind of episode

>>36038730
the voices have never been hostile, although they have sometimes asked questions about things id rather not answer like when i was abused as a child

>>36038685
you're probably schizo lad get yourself checked.

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>>36038685

You should start wrestling, anon.

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>>36038486
Waabalabadoodoo

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Britfeel is DONE
Its OVER
pack it up boys we ouuta here

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>tfw cant stop thinking lewd thoughts about my oneitis

>>36039191
>Britfeel is DONE
>Its OVER

Quite possibly lad; thought the same for a while.

>look at job on jobsite
>80 people have already applied for this job

how the fuck is anyone meant to get a job these days

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>>36039344
>223 people have already applied for this job
THERES ONLY A FEW THOUSAND PEOPLE IN MY WHOLE TOWN REeeeeee

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>>36039428
>6 billion people have applied for this job

>>36039344
Be better than them all

>>36039428
This is just dole scum applying to every job to fill out their requirements. None of them intend on taking it if offered

would anyone care to explain the complete plot of 'Yu Gi Oh' to me please?

>>36039530
>life
>>36039545
it was working in a place for abandoned cats tbf. dream job ;-; too bad i never did any animal management courses in school chose hairdressing like a fucking faggot. a suhi / barista place just replied to me tho!!! just to tell me that they couldnt read my CV as it was corrupted but i mean they replied so they must be interested. use gumtree boys ive got like 3 jobs through there. anyone who posts ads on there is bound to be unprofessional af and theres usually much less competition.

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>>36031318
>>36031374

What are you like, ya big div

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>>36031318
I want to setup a Tekkit server and play Minecraft with Sneklad

omg boyssssssss just got a interview offer for a night-care job in a care home comfy af 8.50ph

>>36040041
>tfw the care home I work at offers a whopping 7.55

No wonder we're always short staffed

>>36040084
night shift or day shift? i couldnt do days in a care home lol the amount of 'caring' im going to have to do when they are all sleeping is pretty much nothing. my mums friend works nights in a care-home and she says she just watches tv all night.

>not entering a civil partnership with your bro for tax reasons

Britfeel is quiet af today. Having a cup of chamomile tea lads. Join me and fight racism

>>36040302
enoch powell was right tho

Didn't die in my sleep again, Lads.

Played 13 hours of persona 5 in one sitting.

>>36040302

Some faggot made another thread when hit was only on 100 posts

Also, do you rekon this guy posts here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz8IxrTYOt4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipdAqrjQ2j0

>>36040359
he has such good skin
>28 years old
if he wasnt such a fucking autist he could easily get a gf

>>36040447

He has already had multiple gfs, even got chlamydia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mFPfX01CCM

>>36040467
so hes absolutely nothing like elliot rodger then, just a normie who has been sad a few times

Why is there a zeemaps map now?

>>36040140
Nights, days only get 7.20 lol.

Thank god I'm just an office drone desu

>400 into overdraft
>getting paid about 140 in 3 weeks because manager cut my hours due to depression
What do I do lads, I've fucked it

What a disaster of an OP

Was posting in the other topic all bleeding morning

>>36031047
I'll irc or xmpp with otr, or email (with or without pgp)

>best friend coming over to hang
>he brought his gf
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>36040566
Same here. Fucking disgraceful stuff. Did you expect me to go though the rest of this shit board to find it?

>>36040606
>hurr I'll take my GF over to a mates house! That's what I should do. He won't feel like a third wheel at all

I swear normies have no social skills at all

>>36040566

This desu

I just search britfeel

>>36040547
are nights as good as i think they are what do you have to do

>>36040634
no, they're just evil
>Dude, I didn't want to bring her, she made me!

>tfw gave my mummy a quick run down on my favourite pokemon
all gen one of course

>>36040684
Arcanine better be on that list lad

And Cubone

>>36040566
>>36040633

https://youtu.be/Lp1fQ51YZMM

>ctrl f /britfeel/
>>36040652
didn't your search come up with 2 results then?

>>36040684
Give us a list, lad

>>36040700
arcanine wasn't but growlithe was

The absolute state of that OP

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>>36040774
>The absolute state of that OP
Eh???

Yesterday it was misspelled 'Brtifeel', today there was no subject at all

OP has been fucking up on an industrial scale.

>>36040654
I don't do the caring myself lad, I'm just admin. I have noticed that night staff tend to do more hours and have a lower turnover rate, so I assume they're either less stressed or just masochists.

How high-need is the home you're going into? That will make the big difference.

why do they make tablets that you have to swallow coarse and chalky?
it catches on your throat and it's disgusting

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>>36040684
>his favourite pokemon isn't Fennekin

>>36040811
looks shit, looks like a pokemon knock off's version of eevee

>>36040606
I'm so used to being a third wheel at this point it doesn't bother me as much.

>>36040743
I just go straight to 4chan.org/r9k/britfeel but if it's not in the subject line it doesn't show up

>>36040792
It's unsearchable

>>36040811
Please tell me that has an onahole attached
>tfw have the same Fennekin plush

>>36040803
You Coventry lad?

Sorry I never got back to you ;_; Self-esteem plummeted. Couldn't bring myself to

>>36040851
Oh yeah. /britfeel/ isn't even in the image. OP is confirmed tosser

just found out some proper mad news. i have been online friends with a neet guy for about 3 years. he is obsessed with the illuminati or at least i should say he was. just found he think it is all bs. he used to believe the earth was flat, the government was trying the manifest the anti christ and all other crazy stuff. i am surprised.

>>36040882

>tfw I've fucked up two threads in a row
>If I don't post them, no one else will

>>36039770
i'm only a lowly xbone fag at the moment
just about to head down the mine again. i've set up camp near a volcano so i'm off to see what goodies i find,if i don't fall in the lava.
>>36039747
i blame the vein of iron ore i found last night. i was all excited still when i attempted to make the call

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Faggot Dog II

>>36040891
>>if i don't make them nobody else will
that's not true lad. there's others that make them.

Anyone got any skincare tips for me?

>>36031346
>iron ore into pickaxes

You're playing vanilla aren't you?

Absolutely disgusting!

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Lads, I'm starting to get a bit bitter towards my roommate. His wife literally supports him like a parent, takes care of his weed addiction and just recently purchased him a gaming laptop. He hasn't had a job in almost a year. I know it's shitty to dislike others for their good fortune but god damn.

>>36040803
looks pretty low need to me? just old age and alzheimers. they seem to let their residents have a lot of independence. it hasnt got that prison/hospital kind of vibe.

>>36040993
she's an enabler
she's poison and you know it

If any anons want to talk about anything feel free to email me : [email protected]

>>36040986

Green tea is good for your skin, I've noticed effects in just a day or two.

Also nofap will improve it short term

>>36040359
no this just is just a fag pretending to be like ER

>>36040843
i didn't even realise /britfeel/ wasn't in the subject.

>>36041010

we can just talk here, you faggot

>>36041032
Yea, the sooner we finish this thread, the sooner we can make a proper one

>people legitimately go to japan because they like the telly shows that come from it
I fucking hate weebs so much.
I like russian films but I wouldn't fucking go there.

>>36041032
some people might prefer knowing they're talking to the same person privately each time

>>36040986
skincare, as in just making you skin look clean? i personally just wash my face once a day. i use the product NIVEA MEN Deep Cleaning Face Wash.

i used to suffer from acne and i noticed keep my face clean was the best solution rather than using acne products.

Rehydrating Moisturiser is good too if you want your face to look fresh but i personally would only use it every so often.

>>36041043
>I like russian films but I wouldn't fucking go there.

Do you like the aesthetics? Do you like the activities portrayed in them? Do you like the food presented in them?

If the answer is yes, then why wouldn't you?

>>36040993
she probably likes the power it gives her and makes her feel useful, and also relates back to motherly nature.

she is being too easy on him though. i wouldent hate him. Some people wont take no for an answer even if you dont want their help.

>>36041043
being a bit judgemental arnt ya lad.

if people are really into the japanese media, it makes sense going theere because they have areas in japan that cater completely to them. i doubt there are towns in russia that are for people who like russian films.

>>36040993
>live like a dog, at the mercy of a woman
>good fortune

god help you

>>36041046

What has anyone got to gain from emailing you?

>>36041134
a friend, someone to listen, someone to respond

>>36041086
>wouldent
where do these retards come from?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-47152188.html

Well... that's one way to sell a house I suppose

>paying 200 grand to live in that shit hole

>>36041068
I like the aesthetic, I like the cuisine, I like the people but it's so bizarre to me that someone would spend money to directly experience it even though they've only seen a very refined version of it.
>>36041118
Those areas are only there because people go there. If people went to russia because of it's media then they too would have areas dedicated to the cultural tourists.

>>36041146

You're just interested in people's gossip

Why email you, why not anyone else?

>>36041201
>Why email you, why not anyone else?
If they have other people who would care more they should contact them but I'm sure anons with no one to talk to exist

>>36041224
>but I'm sure anons with no one to talk to exist

That's why they come here to britfeel

>>36041165

>i expect perfect punctuation on a Chinese shit posting forum

oh fucking hell sorry lad. i didnt bother to put a Apostrophe, and that makes me a retard. you are autistic.

>>36041224

What exactly do you want people to talk to you about?

>>36041259
literally anything they want to

>>36041010
>[email protected]

Thanks lad, I just sent you an email about my swollen Benis

good to have someone to talk it over with

>>36041249
Replying whining about typos/minor grammatical errors is the bottom of the barrel style of posting

Completely pointless, and some idiots even use it as argument ammo, like pointing out an error makes them win.

Gutter trash "content"

>>36041280
ok will respond promptly

>>36041187
>Those areas are only there because people go there.

that isnt true at all. its because them areas are popular among a specific audience of consumers in japan. they cater to western people to because they share the interest. they dont make it solely for western people.

>>36040987
yep
man vs nature style. just me and what i can get my blocky little hands on

Tempted to try and dox this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0frp1tHu7ek

He lives within a 2 hours train ride of margate and works at that petrol station, shouldn't be too hard.

>>36041359
Is there anything more spastic than chewing gum?

Even being spastic is less spastic

>>36041388
>getting served at the checkout
>before the lady rings up my stuff she takes out some gum and starts chewing three pieces with her mouth open
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>36041359
Is he a full gook or a half gook?

>>36041326
Have you tried mods at all?

It was like a completely different game. Went from being bored within an hour, to 1000+ hours. You have actual uses for your thousands of hours

>>36041427
*ores

>>36041421

He's half gook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuyNfx87xHg

Only hapas sustain that level of autism

>>36041359
>He lives within a 2 hours train ride of margate
That could be anywhere in the south east then

>>36041289
they are autistic, lad. they should realize that the mistakes are normally made due to typing fast.

I assume they do it because it makes them feel powerful, or in an attempt to undermine an argument.

>>36041359
>He lives within a 2 hours train ride of margate and works at that petrol station, shouldn't be too hard.

No it shouldn't be too hard because there's like 1000 Texaco 'gas stations' that all look similar. Of course you'd be able to narrow it down if you find his location but what are you trying to achieve - get the guy fired? He's already leaving according to that.

>>36041455
His mum is the gook so that explains a lot

Also he is geographically retarded.
>talking about the Yakut Region in Russia
>"I guess it's like Serbian people or Eskimo people"

>>36041388
sugar free gum is actually good for you

>>36041506
I don't think it is. The sweeteners are probably not good for you

been banned from omegle. literally didnt do anything wrong.

this has happened more than once

its a pretty shit site but it helps kill time when i am bored

>>36041520
you should tell the denists then
https://www.dentalhealth.org/tell-me-about/topic/caring-for-teeth/sugar-free-chewing-gum

>>36041359
What kind of mong house does he live in where he has a fire extinguisher?

>>36041359
He seems like an edgy kid who wants the same notoriety as Elliot without any of the work.
One of those annoying "guh everyone is stupid but me" mongoloids.

>>36041556
i think all council houses are technically required to have them now aren't they?

>>36041556
My house has a fire extinguisher and it's one of the nicest houses I've been in. Mine is a small one and it's under the fucking stairs though.

>>36041575
>One of those annoying "guh everyone is stupid but me" mongoloids.
It's funny because he's an actual idiot.

>>36041359
>does his jobs half arsed
>is proud of it

I wish i had money to buy myself a Chinese tonight and carry on being fat, i hate myself so much.

Quick lads I'm in dire need of a comfy film to watch on this Wednesday afternoon. Preferably something without plot similar to lost in translation.

>>36041651
graveyard of the firefly's, you'll love it really heartwarming

>>36041556
He's probably renting a room in a house of multiple occupancy (HMO) you twat. Fire extinguishers, smoke alarms, escape routes are lawful requirements.

>>36041665
Seen it. Nice try trickster. Might watch porco Rossi though

>>36041460
>>36041359

It's the one in Lenham.

>>36041359
There is a spar with texaco pumps near Lenham that might fit the description, even has the old car wash and everything
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.2424309,0.7002443,3a,51y,19.01h,92.05t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s2hJMP1aIqyiF3pBaC1Kv8g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1

>>36041702
It's literally you, living in a downie house.

>>36041427
had a look at some usb mods but would need to transfer over from 360, i'm on xbone. might give it a more thorough look but at the moment i'm still enjoying charging around with muh pickaxe n axe

>>36041498

>No it shouldn't be too hard because there's like 1000 Texaco 'gas stations' that all look similar


I already found it, it's this one

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.2424302,0.7006023,3a,51.9y,313.86h,87.24t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sw1pFs5Ppcy7q44QR0jq5cg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1

and at the end he's walking home down this road

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.2431154,0.7003867,3a,75y,91.82h,77.04t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sE3xtddpLmKuxkUcWS_GiWg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1

>>36041717

you beat me to it lad

>>36041455
I want to do one of these tests. My mum is convinced that my dad has some finish ancestry but my dad is convinced that he has some german ancestry. I'd like to settle it

>>36037361
I managed to make it to 22 before I caved and hired a prossie

still haven't had sex with a "normal" girl, I am 27

>>36041717
I saw the sign on the road that said Lenham, but looking on google maps, (which admittedly is nearly a year out of date), the service station layout doesn't match the video. Pumps are different numbers and colours

>britfeel uses its collective autism to dox a spasticated gook working at a petrol station with a fire extinguisher in his home

productive use of time guys

>>36041359
His Japanese is garbage

Jurassic park was 24 years ago
The matrix was 18 years ago
Shrek was 34 years ago

Where Is the time going lads?

>>36041794
They match, the pumps are numbered odd from the window, even from the road. 1/2 are on different sides of the same unit.

>>36041794
The pumps are the same colour and numbered right. Same brand too. The layout seems pretty similar too.

>>36041619
takeaway is better when it's infrequent
having it often ruins it

>>36041846
>Shrek was 34 years ago

now you are just telling porkies.

shrek came out in 2001

>>36041846
don't worry, in 12 years the 4D Shrek holographic VR remake will come out, with genuine onion scent for all household smellovisions

Got drunk as fuck and went to the paki shop again last night. Nice to wake up to supplies but I am pretty sure I couldn't even speak.

Least I didn't knock over a display this time.

>>36041878
You silly sausage

>>36041872
>Shrek was 16 years ago
That's still mad

>>36041869
I wish that was the case for me, but i can eat takeaway all the time and never get sick of it, food makes me feel nice and it's the only way i can enjoy something when i usually just hate myself

Some of these videos, kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbBtvpv_WMc

what you drinking lads? coffee with baileys here

>>36041940
middle aged peasant chav woman tier drink

>>36041953
im poor and its the only shit i have in, leftover from christmas

>>36041940
seriously considering opening a bottle of whisky soon

>>36041964
buy some beers or cheap spirits then

>>36041940

Just about to go for the 3rd brew of the day

>>36041934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9ehuVfEJ5c

he's a cuckold

>>36041977
i would but i live in a small town, dont want people thinking im an alcoholic buying drink at this time on a wednesday

>>36041359
>Video titled "I'm quitting. Fuck this."
>One week later "Nightshift at the Petrol Station"
Kek

>>36041940
Powerade blue
Watching dead poets society and I may have my third packet of crisps in an hour

>>36041995
He also has the fucking clap. What a fucking cunt

>>36041995
I don't get it. He's a waster who works in a petrol station.

Why would she want to go for beta bucks?

Best jobs for robots?
I've worked in a factory and hated it and I'm now working at subway and I hate that too
Seems everywhere around me is just factory jobs

>>36041977
>cheap spirits
What is the best cheap spirit that doesn't make you want to kill yourself?

Aldi gin is decent but the closest one is miles away. Do Lidl do good spirits?

>>36041934
Hapas, when will they learn.

>>36042042
I'd have said factory, depends on what exactly the work is but it's mindless

>>36042008
>third packet of crisps in an hour

christ lad, i had some salt and vinegar an hour ago and i can still taste it. slow down

>>36041934
>asking for sex wont be embarrassing at all

and i thought i was socially inept. this guy has to be genuinely autistic. he should of at least asked her if she had a fella.

>>36042070
>asking a woman from a conservative muslim nation to have casual sex with a retarded hapa

>>36042060
Too late lad. Still hungry. Might go for a fourth

>>36042098
Pack yourself with bread

>>36042070
I guess the stuff he said about rejection is true

>>36041934
>not realising he's a wind-up merchant

Getting this faggot sacked from Spar, give him something to actually cry about.

>>36042070
the real autist is you, that's how half of casual encounters happen

>>36041940

Lost another pound of mass this week so I'm going to crack open a very cold bottle of Japanese beer which I will drink as an appetiser to my Spanish omelette and salad that I'm going to rustle up shortly.

>>36042115
yeah, the whole point about you should try or you wont know what will happen is true but his attempt at trying was the definition of autism. she is a conservative Muslim to begin with, and you dont just randomly ask a girl for sex, you have to seduce them.

>>36042098
Kek grants you a 6th bag anon. I bet you couldn't eat 6 whole bags!

>My parents would never give me a thousand pounds out of the blue. My parents would never ten thousand pound car for me. Sure they might lend me some money when I'm in a tricky situation, like when I was in Taiwan and needed to buy a plane ticket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83l7NM0fGOo
Daddy came through, American Express.

Not liking the direction this thread is going tbqh lads

Seems to have been a wash out from the very first post

>>36042239
I don't know why we had two threads on the go tbqh

>>36042239
We're no longer advertising these threads as /britfeel/ given that it's half-term and soon to be summer. We need to keep certain people out, are you one of them?

>>36041359
>goes to a foreign country and gets the clap
At least he got laid I guess

>>36041835
>productive use of time guys
Of course it is. He's a cunt

Any chef lads know if I can use a malt vinegar in place of a balsamic vinegar in a salad dressing?

>>36042163
You'd be surprised. Asking for sex is usually the simplest way to get sex. People act like there's a secret konami code for it or something but Its that easy. This guy seems to self aware to be autistic as well, he's at best a failed normie.

>>36042309
>salad dressing

dont waste a perfectly healthy salad with that

>>36042310
He's hardly failed if he's hanging out with hot Iranian chicks and fucking Japanese birds.

>>36042330
I don't usually but fancied dressing my tommies and cucumber with a bit of something other than salt.

I'm lethargic, feel weak, slightly dizzy, can't concentrate, dry cough. Someone diagnose me

>>36042309

Absolutely not,

Malt and distilled are interchangeable, balsamic is quite different

>>36042381
Autism and schizophrenia

>>36042381
sounds like youre tired m8, classic case

have a wee nap

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>>36042381
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>21 year old man comes into the surgery
>Reels off a list of mundane symptoms
>Appears to be a hypochondriac
>Wants me to give him a diagnosis
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>36042381
Brain tumour according to google.

>>36042381

Diagnosis: Neet
Recommended treatment: Morphine

Carpe diem boys
Sieze the day lads
Make your lives proper extraordinary

>>36042438
Sure. I'll spend it doxxing a whiny half cast gook

>>36042412

That might be the best punchline ever created, it makes me giggle every time

>>36042438

Seize a dictionary

>>36042381
sounds like Irritable bowel syndrome but i'm no specialist. best to see your optometrist about it and get a professional diagnosis

Oh dear, it just gets worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbj-hX8KpA

>>36042450
Sieayze the day

>>36042310
>Asking for sex is usually the simplest way to get sex

depends on the situation. obviously if you're flirting with eachother, and she is clearly into you, then yeah asking for it can work, even though women prefer it when guys seduce them. you dont randomly ask for it when you're sitting there watching youtube videos and there is no clear indication. if he isnt autistic, he is definitely a bit slow. asking a girl for sex when there is no clear indictation is bad enough but she is also muslim.

>>36042442

Just look at his serious face, you can just imagine him in the surgery getting a bit frustrated with a patient, and the default response to minor frustration is casual murder

>>36042438
i did lad. just had pigs in blankets and potato croquets, and halway through i decided to try cbine the 2 and get a pig in blanket inside a croquet. i managed it a few times and the outcome was delicious.
pro tip ketchup makes the perfect lube

Could Edinburgh anon add his marker again please

It had a full address with house number too

If anyone elses address has a street name and stuff, and you don't want it to have, delete your entry and make another. If you can't delete it, change the description to "delete this" and then make another marker, and ill delete it.

I've changed the setting to only allow you select location by clicking, so hopefully it should remove street names and full postcodes

Considering using a prossie lads.

>>36042511
>still the only Welsh anon on the map
feels bad

>>36042450
i before e, except after c. Looks like you forgot the golden rule, and now you've gone and embarrassed yourself. I suggest leaving quietly.

>>36042547

I'm not putting myself on that mate. I'm in Aberystwyth but that map is going to be evidence in a murder trial one day.

>>36042538

Go for it lad, I never have personally, but probably will one day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pieOk2uY0I

>>36042511
And Jersey guy needs to do the same as well, assuming it's not a troll market

Btw: Foreigners (unless you're from the great land of the Polar Bear) get out

Currently trying to work out the location of his housed based on that post box. If his is in Lenham it won't be hard to find his house.

>>36042555

Sounds like you need to educate yourself because that rule is broken more than it is followed, now seize my cock.

>>36042564
>that map is going to be evidence in a murder trial one day.
??

Oh fuck, lads. I've found where he fucking lives

Would you rather have 1 dick in your arse forever

or 1000 dicks in your are for 1 hour

>>36042630

Not sure I could take more than 2 dicks at once desu

>>36041359
Okay, lads. I've legitimately found the fuckers house.

>>36042630
Death by dicks or permo anal. What happens if I need to poop while the dick is there

FUCKING HATE ROMANIANS - BREXIT CANT HAPPEN TOO SOON.

>playing a game online
>fuck up
>expect team to get angry at me and berate me
>"dont worry man, we'll do better next time"

good feels