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beta orbiting in vidya 2017-04-04 10:51:46 Post No. 36027556
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>go to play garry's mod
>go to a roleplay server
>get the bright idea to make people think im a girl
>change name to Jessica
>start making jokes about my pussy(?)
>people instantly buy it
>someone tells me to give titpic or not girl
>call him a desperate loser trying to get free nudes off random women online
>never calls me out again and special treatment continues
>have 3 beta orbiters, one a staff member
Holy shit, /r9k/. I never thought that the "women had it easy" meme was REAL. I now realize just how worshipped women are in video games. Hold me, the truth is too much.
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>>36027556
Anon my boy, it's how I've got 350 games on Steam and thousands of ingame cosmetics in a little under 5 years.
It's a bittersweet feeling, no?
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>taking the tranny pill
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>>36027630
Becoming a tranny won't fix anything unless you're start in your teen years.
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>>36027605
fuck you anna
I knew it all along
you mightve been able to fool other people, but I knew the whole time.
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>>36027788
Never went by that name matey.
I've only ever went by the name Alexandria and I'm confident in saying that since all my orbiters don't use Chans.
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>>36027556
>not scamming free shit in mmos for years
You've peeked into a dangerous rabbit hole, friend.
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Played a girl in an MMO had almost the entire guild have a crush on me in like 2 - 3 days even though I barely interacted with any of them. They said I was like "one of the guys"
I wonder why.
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I wish the TITS OR GTFO people understood how they contribute to the entire white knight complex. The correct solution to the woman problem is to completely disregard any mention of her gender at all. Do not insult her, do not compliment her, acknowledge her only as it is required to play your game.
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>>36027556
>>36028076
MY RUNESCAPE GF SCAMMED ME FOR MY MITHRIL ARMOUR AND 10K GOLD COINS. ILL NEVER FORGET IT!
"Haha, sorry anon, im actually a guy >:D and you're an idiot loser"
FUUCKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOUUUUUUU
rsn: Errrrrrr
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>>36028424
Why is dis so funny
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>>36027556
most of the people that play gmod are like 14, so I don't find it the least bit surprising
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>>36027556
>Tfw got a girl to spend about $100 on Vidya for you on steam because you were that handsome.
>Dropped her like it's hot afterwards
Of all the ego boosts in my life, getting a roastie with a harem of orbiters to orbit me was among the biggest.
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>>36029890
Get off my board reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeI'll have the chickeneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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