Showering Thread (use this thread to discuss taking showers)

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tfw no rick bf
steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/

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>>36026747
I don't know but when I shower once a week I become weak afterwards from the exercise.

>>36027095
Be my bf cebbyceb

>>36026747
It doesn't help with the cold, but it helps break up any mucus in your throat so you can cough and spit it out. Also you should've blown out your nose while in the shower you dumb weeb.

add me on instagram

http://steamcommunity.com/id/didnothingwrong/

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>tfw work is making me do double the work
>tfw have to look for a new job soon
REEE

>>36027143
Do you shower often or do your smelly are feet?

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>>36027105
add me on steam


brb drinking more jaegermeister

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>>36026747
>do noporn

>exclusively beat off in the shower because I'm getting cleaned up in there at the same time

>using the showerhead on my dickhead and balls feels great

>pretty much beat off everytime I shower

>sometimes get hard while getting undressed for a shower, like I'm conditioned to it


Should I ever go take a shower at a public pool or shower or something, does it mean that I'll automatically get hard?

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>>36027186
>do your smelly are feet?
What the actual fuck? Yes I shower every day after work when I get home.

Redpill me on Hoody

I almost never shower. Is this abnormal? I do it maybe once a month. I don't brush my teeths at all...

>>36027206
If you didn't go to work would you shower every day too? You do know you can just wash the smelly parts, at least for one day's worth.

>>36027213
He's a lying deceptive cold cunt that deserves no one. Was caught removing multiple people while claiming to be nice

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>>36027235
>You do know you can just wash the smelly parts, at least for one day's worth.
So wash them every day?

Normies always say a bunch of weird shit that never applies to me. Sleep paralysis for instance, it seems like everyone on the planet has experienced that except me. Or rubbing you face in a cold sink, I never do that, feels uncomfortable.

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>>36027218
You don't brush yer teeth? Buddy I knew a guy and his teeth were screwed. Hope the best for ya.

>>36027251
Well yeah. A day and a half if you're feeling kinky and want people to notice you.

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>>36027287
I'm a slight germaphobe So I have to take a shower every day.

>>36027320
why is she pissing on the floor????

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>>36027320
Enjoy your clean then

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>britbong
>no anime avatar
you have to be s part of the EU to be able to add me

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/HoodyFrutti

>>36027249
Uh, is that really it?
That's why you all hate me? Because I unadded you?

Well sorry, I guess.

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Add me on steam!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/illwarshipurdock/

who here /ShowerOnceEveryFourOrFiveDays/?

only normies shower every day

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>>36027345
Can't people just do a regular squat?

>>36027348
>tfw you are forced to give handshakes people always claim you have soft hands
REEEE

>>36027213
Has sperged out twice in these threads from what Ive seen, on both occasions it was because of the erping going on, iirc. Havent seen any evidence of him being mean to anyone. The only time I talked to him, he was pretty chill, although he gave me a somewhat weird vibe. But that mightve been him being on guard since I added him out of nowhere without him posting his account. Personally, I think that if you want to give him a try, go for it, there arent any real consequences.

>>36027374
>tfw you do soft handshakes on purpose so people drop their guard and you can kill them

>>36027406
by you i meant me

>>36027356
I never added you tard I saw multiple people talk about it last thread

>>36027447
>Ill take the word of Cebruz at face value as absolute truth

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/oscitant/
sane individuals

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>>36027447
So you have no reason to hate me, you just heard other people being mean to me and decided to join in with no idea why?

Okay.

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>>36027447
Don't trust him he is a fake nice poster.

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>>36027519
Dont trust this disgusting mean person

>>36026747
I almost never clean below my waist, I just assume all the water got to it.

Only exception is if I wear shorts and somehow make myself visibly dirty on my legs, which happens rarely.

>>36027861
Don't your genitals still smell after if you don't specifically clean them?

I wish I could spend longer in the shower than I do, but I need that water to be hot enough to sting and redden my skin, and it doesn't stay that hot for 30-45 minutes.

>>36027501
Sorry you aren't sane lel

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>>36027356
Leave before the negativity corrupts you.

>>36027963
Oh I just meant that I don't clean my legs/feet, benis area and ass is my final cleaning position.
Poor choice of words maybe

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>tfw tell people to tell me if they want to play with me
>they never do

>>36027501
>Nina
>erp

>>36028049
>hah just talk to me if you want to talk ;)

>>36028011
But I am

>>36028064
They keep adding me back. I don't erp.

>>36028086
I do talk to them and I do ask them to play with me but they seem busy when I tell them...

>>36028120
What video games do you play anon?

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>>36028019
I'll never allow it!
I'm a bastion of niceness and purity!

>>36028202
More like a bastion of removing people and being fake

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>>36028202
bastion of fakeness and erp degeneracy!

I was going to make a thread but I feel like it goes here.
I don't wear deodorant because it's chemically unhealthy. I shower every day so I don't stink. If I put my nose under my shirt I can smell a little odor but it doesn't permeate.

>>36028247
I never used deoderant for years. It's fine.

>>36026747
>Washing legs/feet
>lift feet
>Balance is hard
>Nearly fall
>drop the soap every 2 fucking seconds slippery piece of shit
>white soap blends in with my bathtub and the light in the bathroom emits white light

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>>36028227
I'm not supposed to remove gross, rude, and mean people? I'm supposed to put up with racial slurs and inappropriate questions?

Huh.

I had sinus problems for years that I couldn't get rid of. Gassed myself with CS gas a few months ago and let me tell, my sinuses have been clear ever since. Im serious

>>36028268
some people probably could use deodorant a bit though

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>>36028202
You've already made your share fair of friends. There is no point in staying here any longer. Leave while you have the chance.

They're all going to bully you, they're going to change how you think and even hurt you, gullible idiot.

>>36028327
Chances are they were not any of those Hoody admit your wrongdoing

>>36028337
Get gassed juden

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>>36028352
You need to have more faith in me, friend.
I did not come here just to make friends and leave.

I came here to make /sft/ a better place where everybody is happy and healthy!
A place where people shower at least once a day!

>>36028378
Never! I mean-- I would never remove anybody without good reason!
I appreciate everybody's friendship!

Redpill me on the guy with the scary avatar that comes here

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>>36028352
>online bullies
You're talking to an adult.

>>36028407
How many have you removed since coming here? I bet it is a number greater than 10

>>36028327
Stop giving (You)s to the trolls and the naive autists you idiot.

>>36028436
He's probably removed more than 10 today, you're being quite conservative.

I'm too nervous to share my steam.

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>>36028470
I just want them to stop and be nice!
Make them stop, Anon!

>>36028491
Post it and I'll share it for you!

>>36028412
You're gonna have to be more specific.

>>36028491
Say what kind of shower your looking for and maybe you'll get a reply.

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>>36028421
You're also talking to an insecure, fragile robot.

>>36028407
The community is a cancer that you cannot cleanse. It's almost as if the vocal majority do not think on reason or logic. Your time is up, boy.

>>36028515
>>36028474
Answer this brownman answer it

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>>36026747
>ar.knin.e is so close to running out of things to talk about that some anon
makes a shower thread in an attempt to break the repetive thread cycle
>within the first 20 replies the faggots at the ste.am feels circle jerk derail the thread

Were going to reach a certain point and become ran.dumb 2.0

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when will that disgusting faggot acaz kill himself?

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There is no one worthwhile adding in these threads.

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>>36028527
>insecure, fragile robot
I'm sure most people's skin is hard enough to withstand a little negativity.
The threads aren't filled with evil, mischievous goblins out to corrupt fragile little boys online.

>>36028573
It's an undercover steam thread, retard.

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>add a friend from here a few days ago
>talk for hours, we have a ton in common
>want to talk with him more
>I have no idea how to initiate a conversation
>actually, without being a meme, too nervous to send the first message

>>36028573
look at the capital letters

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>>36028634
On the same day you become my girlfriend.

>>36028668
Hoody doesn't deserve it though. Even if he is a little fake

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>>36028699
so let me be your girlfriend

>>36028656
Say what you're looking for and find out. What you want isnt going to magically fall on your lap.

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>>36028527
>insecure, fragile robot
I'm neither of those things!
Maybe just a little bit.

>The community is a cancer that you cannot cleanse.
I have nowhere else to go.
This is my home now and I will make it a better place, or sleep trying!

Thank you for your concern though, it really means a lot to me!

>>36028546
Who's Brownman? Weird last name.

>>36028668
>I'm sure most people's skin is hard enough to withstand a little negativity.
My skin is actually very sensitive, I can't be out in the sunlight for too long.

>>36028699
>Even if he is a little fake
How am I fake? Aaah!

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Alrighty, I took a shower earlier today, so my hair is now all fluffy and shiet.
Also, on an unrelated note, meesa gonna get a myself a cheeky wank, so plz post some soft 2D.

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>>36028770
You are mean af

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>>36028699
>Hoody doesn't deserve it
Based on what? "Deserves" it as much as anyone else here. I dislike his sleep posting, it's a contrived repetitive gimmick.

>>36028770
You type like a children's cartoon protagonist.

>>36028770
You brown person answer what i fucked asked you shallow prick

>>36028778
lol you're almost as skinny as me fag.

P-please be my friend.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/12chanisdown/

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Looking for friend to play 100% OJ or EDF 4.1 with!
/boxkun

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>>36028770
Enjoy your stay, H.

>>36028669
>S
>T

This is hardly a steam thread.
I hope you fags get pushed to vg.

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>>36028778
Nice hair, friend.
I'd post mine but that mean I'd have to stop posting Kaga.

>>36028817
>"Deserves" it as much as anyone else here.
Nobody deserves it.
Unless we're talking about some sort of prize. In which case we all deserve it!

>You type like a children's cartoon protagonist.
I don't know what that means.

>>36028884
Thanks!

>>36027201
try it next time you are in a hotel or something

>>36028907
He's saying you're an annoying shitty fake person that is not deserving of any respect. You made too many mistakes now fucking leave

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>>36028907
Y u no give me lewd tho?

>>36026747
>light in bathroom broke
>dont want to fix it
>bathroom has no window or other light source
>start showering in the dark
>start to enjoy it
>landlord tells me to fix the light
>still shower in the dark

>>36028817
So you admit that you're just fucking with him because you dont like his way of avatar fagging?

>>36028907
Stop giving (You)s you dumb ass.

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>>36028938
>You made too many mistakes
I'm only human.

>now fucking leave
Make me.

>>36028990
How do I make them stop then?!

>>36028990
I've replied to him once, and that post was it. I try to ignore his posts.

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>People falling for the fake poster kaga shitter
lmaoing @ them

>>36029015
By stopping yourself.

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>>36029051
Okay!
Officially stopped!

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>>36026747
>showering
>bathing
>using any sort of plumbing modern water system instead of bathing in a river as god intended

WHAD THE FUG

>>36028517
u know the guy, with the skull and the scary person as his picture come on

>>36029088
Oh, you mean yourself.

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>Cebruz was serious

>>36029076
i just lick myself clean while watching anime

>>36029118
no I saw one of my cute friends added him and I worry desu

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>>36028656
More or less, yes.

It's dreadful these days

>>36029147
But you're him.

>>36029076
What else would you expect from a place filled with degenerates?

>>36029175
I'm scary? originalis

>>36027121
sent ;)
I'm deflowered

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>Ceb~kun spreads for me on video chat

>>36029088
>>36028412
Literally who nigger?

>>36029134
disgusting, disgraceful. Abhorrent!

>>36029189

>tfw you're a nondegenerate robot lose who has nowhere else to go

I HATE the fucking dirty fucks who live on this board

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>>36029165
It isn't the same without the old majority.

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>>36028656
There was never anyone worthwhile adding newfag

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>Cebby slits his wrist for the good of /sft/ and everybody who has to put up with him

>>36026747
hey there, stuffybro. I was suffering as usual than the cold decided to step on my nuts and clog my nose.

you can break my leg, chop my finger off BUT DONT FUCK WITH MY BREATHING.

i'm thankful everyday i don't have a stuffy nose.

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>>36029261
I just like that it's irrelevant folk who think they're big names now cause they post every time + the usual randoms

I still lurk in hopes of decency, but there is really none to be had, oh well.

>>36029297
>>36029261
Remember spider? good times

>>36029261
Old majority? Who? Noun came back for a bit. Who else?

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>>36029297
>I still lurk in hopes of decency
Why not fight for it?

>>36029328
Shut up, nobody wants you here you need to be put down scum

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>>36029322
I still hate that pedo, he came like a year or two after everyone else and just would not stop fucking posting trying to get retards to live with his dumb ass

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i hate acaz so much

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>>36028745
>Say what you're looking for and find out
Lewd fags.

>>36029352
>>36029322
tfw my old best steamfriend leaked his butt pics

spider is soo fucking gross

>>36029352
Im going to need the source on that gif steam friend.

>having a warm shower
>remember reading that lonely people have warm showers because it reminds them of emotional warmth
>shower immediately ruined and I start having a panic attack
>get out of the shower worse than when I got in

Such is life.

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>>36029287
There was. But all the good people are either gone or as rare as diamonds.

>>36029322
I'm not that ancient with the threads.

>>36029360
Too bad I think you're a swell lad

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>>36029390
Do you have a lewd alt on discord? I'm guessing who you are.

>>36029403
non-lonely people have warm showers too

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>>36029403
I have scalding showers.
What does this say about me?

>>36029422
Only have one discord. Drop yours.

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>>36029417
accwot my request reee

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>>36029444
Naw thought I knew who you were so I was gonna tell you to hop on your alt for some fun.

>>36026747
I only shower before I shave my butthole and sometimes other stuff, once a week at most. Otherwise, TP, wet TP, and then a $0.02 wet wipe gets my butthole clean enough. I haven't washed my hair since last year. bf says I smell fine. Skin takes care of itself pretty well when left alone. I'm saving two years of my life not showering :D

>>36029437
It says stop trying to get noticed shitty person

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/howamIsupposedtowin/

Trying this again, don't bother adding me if you're going to remove me for not responding to your liking, it's a waste of your and my time.

I mainly play cs and paradox games

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>>36029464
Come on anon you seem fun

>>36029390
Get on the discord https://discord.gg/TBENaeN you'll probably find what you're looking for

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>>36029417
>r9k
>good people
lmaoing @ you

>>36027367
I shower if I'm going to see humans I might see again, or about 6 times a month otherwise.

>>36029417
>tfw ive grown a few years older through these threads and still havent met any real people to stick around
damn i must suck huh

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>>36029503
[email protected]

I'm curious who you are now, but if you're not one of the old lewd anime boys I'm not so sure

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>>36029449
After tonight, I'm not going to be online until April 12th, and I'll be back in Florida. Are you sure?

W-what do you even want from me? More Russian rap?

>>36029530
I found 4 truly remarkable gems from here. Even made another friend in a non Steam thread. They exist.

>>36029556
What's the longest you've ever had a friend for?

>>36029613
6 months, but usually it is much shorter than that except for the rare gems

>>36029613
lmao at u

i will be in a mental ward for a month in q da

>>36029576
Sent, let me know if you didn't get it, sometimes it doesn't work

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>>36029613
Erp friends don't count buddy.

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>>36029642
I have replied anon!

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>>36029669
Sent you my discord anon, check

>>36029500
Who would initiate the convos? Would you follow up if I do? Do I also get trap pics?

>>36029500
Welp I tried I guess

>>36026747
That image is an accurate representation of my showering experience. Do showers rest atop a nexus in the ley lines of the Earth or something? What is it about showers that give me such clarity of thought?

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>tfw finally friends with Cebruz
I feel like I'm going to have a panic attack from the astonishment

>>36029634
>For an entire month
Good luck with that. I was only in one for a week to get prescribed anti-depressents and it was pure hell

>nurses treat you like shit
>nothing to do all day, mine didn't even let me sleep all day
>say one thing that can be perceived as 'negative' and you'll be kept in longer
>literally around volatile lunatics all day.
>tfw a crazy girl threatened to stab me with a sharp object she snuck in if I didn't give her my contact information

>>36029646
You know I don't ERP, lad

Is it true excessive shampooing leads to hair loss? My hair is starting to thin out and my pillow has so many strands of hair in the morning when I wake up it's starting to scare me. I don't smoke and I don't think it's genetic. The men in my family still have a decent head of hair when they age.

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>>36029734
I can initiate, but I'm shy etc. etc. Sometimes I get side tracked or lay in my bed a bit but I always message back.

>>36029750
>see people talking about scary skull guy
>see scary skull avatar

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There are some really pathetic people ITT. It would be laughable if it weren't so sad.

>>36029814
you fucking faggot we are not friends

also
>may have fresh thc in my blood
>if they check it out and find some i will not be allowed to go there

>will be in a loooooopt deep troubles if they dont accept me

[panic]


german mentalward =/= murican mentL ward

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Tfw already had six (6) sesame bars!

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>>36029814
>posts in dick sucking thread
>says doesn't erp
lmaoing @ you even more

>>36029850
>will be in a loooooopt deep troubles
no you won't, you always say you will and you never are

>>36029825
Someone must be upset with me
Boo

>let water warm up
>start scrubbing myself
>ooo liquid soap
>get a erection start fapping hard wishing there was a girl with me

>>36029872
Those better have had honey.

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>>36029881
I should just become an ERP mistress at this point to sync with the memes

>>36029883
i never did
i will be kicked out of that school for the rest of my lige if i dont get accepted in that mental ward

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>>36029928
Of course!
Origami!

>>36029820
excessive shampoo definitely causes some damage to hair, some people being more predisposed to it than others. Hair loss though I couldn't say. Might depend on your reaction to the shampoo as well. You can lose hair if you don't have enough vitamin D though.

>>36029872
>>36029952
who the fuck said you could talk nigga

>>36029951
you'll just go back to being neet or go to a different school

they probably won't test you anyway

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>>36029942
>become an ERP mistress
>become

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>>36029965
I did.
Origami orangutan.

>>36028878
Still looking for people to play OJ/EDF!

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how do I make psuedo-erp friends? friends are tiresome if I don't get virtual cock out of it

>>36029825
Yes, but, the pics?

>>36029987
Great, no one else did now fuck off puerto retard

>>36030008
No.
Origami orangutan ornament.

>>36029999
if you're who I think you are stop deleting everyone

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>>36029972
>what did he mean by this

x7

>>36029952
Good.

>>36029987
What the fuck did I say about giving (You)s to the waste of oxygen?

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>>36029966
>doc wrote on my letter for the mental ward that i abuse weed
i have a steamfriend who i know for years
he is seriously a doc irl and told me i shouldnt worry about it

there a few options if i fail goong therw

A) i get a gun and kill everyone irl that i dislike

B) my parents send me to iran to work there and stop being a bitch
>childhood bff of my mom in iran wants me to marry her daughter

she looks pretty qt but i dont want that

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>>36029942
Dude you had erp degenerates added at one point and even admitted to your degeneracy once

>>36030061
you won't fail going there you're not going to get tested

you're not going to do either

>>36030008
Prepare to be redflagged indefinitely
>>36030056
>This nigga defends fake cancer
wonderful

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>>36030056
Whack *ss white boy called me a n*gga, homes.
You knows I've got to front else these p*ssy *ss cakeboys be thinkin' they hot sh*t.

Word.

>>36030090
Im really drunk and probably worried for no reason

stop bullying meeee
brb drinling more

>>36030116
>The real degeneracy comes out
>B-But i'm a nice boy!
Sure thing anon

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>>36030087
I think everyone here had degenerates added at a point. Doesn't mean they ERP'd with em

And if I'm a ERPer, then that means you also had one!

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>>36030177
When? I have never added a degenerate.

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>>36030217
>just admitted that I'm not a degenerate

So anyone looking forward to Ryzen R5s? It'll make good showers more affordable than ever.

>>36030003
Why do you want them so badly and why won't you add me to get them?

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>>36030283
>Being this dumb
I only had you added before you became a degenerate.

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>>36026747
>Me/my room supposedly smells
>but I shower just about every day
>get told i'm showering wrong
>i fucking put soap on my hands and rub it all over my body

how the fuck do they want me to shower

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>>36030412
I never changed, comrade.

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>>36030483
Yes you did. The last time you changed was when you deleted me and became a filthy erp lust degenerate.

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/IuIIaby/

they don't make stationary like this where i'm from

>>36030367
Because I like traps and cute (fem)boys but I doubt I could be any use for you.

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>>36030554
They do make cuties like you though

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>>36030625

we have a lot in common and show the slightest hint of interest in talking to me
i like to think i talk a lot, but it's a two-way street

>>36027861
>>36028029
I do this, i don't clean anything below knee level ever and it always smells fine. I don't like washing my feet because it feels unpleasant so i just assume they got clean by standing around in soapy water.

>>36030576
I'm not posting pictures here. Period.

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People keep removing me before I can get off from purging my friends list. It takes forever to do this sort of thing! Stop doing that!

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>>36030494
Oh. You mean when someone kept posting my ID asking for gay stuff? Wasn't me.

>deleted you
I was upset at you declining my multiple offers to play something with me. Then you posted here about being lonely when we could have been chatting if you launched Final Fantasy from Steam, but you never did and we never got the time to talk again

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>>36030554
I try to add you but I keep getting an error!

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>>36030741
>I was upset at you declining my multiple offers
This didn't happen. The last time you just deleted me out of the blue and said because we only play rocket league and you can't play with because i'm only pro sometimes and suck the other times.

>taking a shower
>get dizzy
>hard to stand up
>nearly pass out

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>>36030792
No. I just mentioned the last time.

And I do remember telling you to stop typing in games, but the rest os false and isn't why I deleted you

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>>36030767

i ignored your add i think
something bad happened so i just did, sorry about that

>>36030654

thank you!!
(also woah this was one of the first hibiki pictures i saved back in 2014)

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when engaging in human contact:
>shower thoroughly at least once a day, twice if i did a lot of excercise
>clean balls ass and armpits especially
>shampoo hair, use a bit on armpit and groin hair just to get them fresh smelling
>use gentle face soap and wash face
>condition hair, leave it in for 2 mins, meanwhile...
>use scented shower gel and clean all my skin
>once every few weeks trim groin hair and armpits, shave nipple hair
>clean foreskin
>shave face after shower, brush teeth, little bit of moisturizer on face
>apply roll-on deodorant and a perfume (currently wearing a pic related)
>put on freshly laundered clothes and head out

when spending a week or more in my flat alone
>don't shower more than once a week
>fap multiple times a day, balls smell faintly of cum and ballsweat constantly
>wear the same pair of jogging pants and t shirt all week, the pants smell faintly of ass
>itch my butthole every now and then, fingers smell like ass
>hair gets oily quickly, skin too, maybe rinse it every now and then with water
>don't brush teeth at all, if my breath smells i just eat something
>eat like shit and drink every night
>bed smells like sweat and cum, keep window open in my room otherwise it stinks

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>>36030832
Yes it was. I don't have the time or wish to go scroll the archive. Also another reason is you subconsciously got mad when I added someone and your confused emotions added into the decision. I've seen it happen to you multiple times.

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>>36030891
Oh, don't worry about it!

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>>36030662
I fucked that up, meant Best Friend
>have a lot in common
Fug
>interest in talking to me
If only I could talk, I'll ask again after I fix myself. Good luck with future adds

>>36030793
That happens to me but only if I shower with really hot water, to the point where my skin hurts, I don't really get dizzy but lightheaded, tunnel vision, lack of energy and strength, high heart rate and it feels like I could pass out at any second but thankfully I haven't. You should really be careful if that's the case

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>>36026747
>Jack off in the shower
>Cum
>The semen clumps into rubber glue in the drain and I have to flush it down the toilet

What is this?

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>>36030920
That's bullshit, seeing how I've never seen you add anyone else during the times we were friends

There were only two people that I got upset with for that, and that was because I clinged onto them

>>36030729
I know you aren't and I'm not asking you to post them here! I might grow some balls and add you in the future if you're still accepting friends.

>>36030970
cumb

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>>36030995
See this is why I said subconsciously.

>>36030662
>>36030940
What was this in reference to ori

>>36030940
actually that's exactly what I meant to describe, I just didn't put it into words well

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>tfw to histrionic for Steam friends

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Fugg it happened again

>>36031100
I made a post asking something in a jokingly way but I made an error in my dumb joke so I deleted it but he replied to me nonetheless, originally it would read "What would it take for you to become my bestfriend" but because I didn't put a space between both spoilers only the later worked, you can see the fixed one on my second post

>>36031239
You should really be careful when that happens, lower the temperature little by little until it stabilises, don't get out immediately, if you stay in after noticing it without changing your body temperature it'll only get worse, you could easily die because of it

>>36031512
The real question being how do I become YOUR best friend?

>>36031439
I'm gonna have to steal that image anon

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>tfw bored as fuck
Who wants to watch idols?

>>36031804
i want to watch you hang from a tree

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>>36031828
But I'm no monkey.

>>36031844
you sure fucking act like one

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>>36031804
watch rick and morTy

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>>36031859
But I don't?

>>36031866
I can't watch cartoons

>>36031888
same but i love rick and morty

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>>36031844
>>36031866
>>36031888
Unhid just to check.

>>36029820
When you shower just use a solid shampoo bar instead. They can be made without the irritants that regular shampoo has.

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>>36031903
Ah I see. I love idols!

>>36031929
>tfw double dubs
I'm to good

>>36031929
i tried to add u but u blocked me

>>36031971
HAHAHAAHAH GET OWNT

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>>36031971
Cebruz?
Sorry, but you keep leaving rude comments on my profile.

>>36032061
i can stop with that
im just bored ree

is it true that cold showers have lots of benefits or is it just broscience?

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>>36032114
Alright, I'll trust you.
Origami.

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Oh shit I remember reading the manga for Rokudenashi surprised it got a anime.

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>>36032230
can you look at your notifications

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>>36032389
Why did you delete me?
Really makes one think.

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>>36032702
can't I explain there

>>36032702
Typical gook drama

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>>36033325
>tfw it wasn't my fault
lmaoing @ you