/britfeel/

>>36025862
Odd edition title, lad

'sheed here ama

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First for best killer.

Play paki rape gang bingo!
>industrial scale
>labour councillors
>if you disagree with me you must be a paki
>or an ethno masochist

You guys want to start a new meme or something?

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>>36025894
>sheed
Sheev?

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> tfw no holly mummy

>tfw the change of a thread cuts off and fucks up conversations between lads in-thread

>>36025972
That's a good thing. Clean slate.

Honestly believe Tara Tainton is an incredible actor lads

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>>36025969
>tfw no Konnie mummy.

i assume that stuck in east devon anon is no longer stuck in east devon cuz they haven't posted about being stuck in east devon for a while

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>>36025862
Queen of spades edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

pakis are just integrating, raping kids is British culture.

>>36025862
Why all Manchester bands are good ?

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>>36025969
she has a big bum

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Don't want to go to work tomorrow, fucking hate being a wagie reeeeeeeeee

>>36026036
blimey lad, no wonder phil is shagging her

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Would you laddies?

>>36026033
something in the water.

i went on a pub crawl in eccles recently and in all four pubs i went in i heard nothing but manchester bands and people knowing all the words to songs by said manchester bands

>>36025903
Buzzwords doesn't make it any less true, Iqbal. We know you want to silence the people talking about it

>>36026036
nout wrong with that mate

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>>36025969
>>36026002
>tfw no Konnie and Holly lesbian mummies

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>>36026036
>ywn have ball slapping sex with holly willoughbooby's arse
Why go on, really

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>>36026081
didn't say there was, she has quite a nice bum

>>36026002
>daily reminder this woman prefers charlie brooker to you

>they're still arguing

Take it outside lads.

>>36026002
Charlie Brooker is a lucky bastard

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All this talk of arse and we are ignoring the mighty nice legs of Richard O'Brien.

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Can anyone do some swaps with me?

>>36026138
I'd love to but Pakis don't do 1v1 and liberals hide behind the police

>>36026137
Charlie Brooker is a hilarious, highly creative, famous guy who has his own successful TV production company.

Why wouldn't she prefer him to any of us?

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>noisy teenagers outside my flat
Fuck off you little shits

>>36026187
>misanthropic
>geeky
>weirdo

>>36026205
Most of us are all those things without any of the good stuff.

>>36026187
Incidently he is also on here, or at least /tv/

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>>36026165
>95
aren't we meant to hero shortly after we achieve wizard status?

Reminder the North West of England is the best region of the UK.

>>36026180
>last thread
>"what do you want? What reaction do you want from these posts?"
>"I want people to be angry and outraged"
>"ok I'm angry and outraged, happy now?"
>rapeposting continues
Are we going to have to do this everyday? And no I'm not a paki or a leftie so calm down.

>>36026216
Yeah? Doesn't surprise me. How do you know that?

>>36026222
i guess robots cant come from there then

>>36026222
sure lad, just make sure to take spare tyres wherever you park your car

>>36026165
>alan shearer in blue and whites
the glory days

>>36026222
North West doesn't even have the second best countryside.

>>36026237
that's the south dickhead :^)

>>36026222
I thought it was the East Midlands tbqh

>>36026234
There was a screencap posted from one of his shows when he was using his laptop and the address bar autofilled to 4chan/tv/

Someone posted it ages ago but I can't find it

>>36026245
Lake District is objectively the best

>>36026222
i concur
t. NW england resident
>>36026245
says they who has never stepped foot in the lake district

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVJ92mdIH1c

>>36026263
kek, good luck.
>inb4 all of the lads get v&

Ay why you guys like tea so much when coffee tastes so much better

>>36026258
What planet are you on to think that?

t. East Midlands

>>36026282
>>36026283
Lake District-mind

>>36026290
both are shit tbqh
>welcome me as your hot chock overlord

>>36026263

what does that mean, how do you know?

unroigns

>>36026258
anything midlands is the worst part mate

>>36026309
two simultaneously posting anons can't be wrong!

>>36026296
I was only joking la' have you ever been around Grantham or Newark?

>>36026263
what did he mean by this? desssssu desu desunfjdslnkfd

>>36026263
Fuck, that doesn't sound good!

What actually happened? Did a message come up? Take a screenshot.

>>36026314
Hot chocolate's a good novelty/comfytime drink. Coffee's what I need to drink to not be a grouchy cunt all day

>>36026325
Right but there are no pakis or shitskins in my town only Irish and eastern europeans

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>yfw your school never went on this.

>>36026263

Have you threatened to kill yourself?

>>36026359
>muh midlands engine

>>36026280
That is brilliant. As I say, I'm not surprised.

Can't see him coming on /britfeel/ but who knows.

>>36026385
either that or he threatened to kill someone

thinking about joining the RAF in a couple years after uni lads

30kp/a after training and reduced rent

going in as an officer of course, I know the american chair force has a lot of nerds/spergs so I should be fine right?

>>36026222
how has no-one checked those trips
and he's not wrong

>The post got deleted

Looks like all the Mummy May & GCHQ jokes are coming back to bite us.

We really need to pull together lads, get some comfy topics going.

>>36026434
depends are you good in high pressure situations?

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>>36026480
Shall do.

Prove to me why Hillman isn't better than Shipman.

>>36025979
But think of all the debates, all the philosophising, all the wisdom, lost to the archives. A tragic waste.

>>36026472
Mummy May watches over us all lad

>>36026331
No, I'm in a much more culturally enhanced section.

>>36026550
Hope she enjoyed the view then.

>>36026507
not really but I'm going in for a deskjob

should i smoke? im trying to give up but really fancy a cig

>>36026513

>Lower kill count
>Killed brutally
>Fictional
>Got caught quickly

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>>36026480
I don't think I even know how to be comfy anymore, m8.

What was the last vidya you played? And when was the last time you had one of these?

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Anyone else here /socialy conservative but economically left wing/
>tfw literally no party for us

>>36026634

I had 1 pasty in 2016, none so far this year.

Haven't played vidya in years m8

>>36026632
Hillman is a alpha killer, Shipman was a beta killer.

>>36026660
Fucking hell, lad. Then what do you even do all day?

>>36026634

i propose for /britfeel/ we change the term "copypasta" to "copypasty"

show of hands for and against lads

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>>36026652
>Anyone else here /socialy conservative but economically left wing/

That is the worst combination anon

>>36026685
that's actually a sound idea

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>>36026667
>Shipman was a beta killer.

Don't you fucking dare insult /ourship/

>>36026562
>living in or around leicester in 2017
Hasn't white flight already happened? I know its kind of hard to move nowadays though
Grantham has some enrichment but its still very much an English town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm3XTwcKZPk

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>>36026685
good idea pal

>>36026682

Work 3 days a week, posting in britfeel takes up the remainder of my time, I also watch stuff like Road wars, peep show, limmys show etc

Also learning Chinese atm

>>36026685
very much in favour

>>36026701
Hillman 2017
Shipman is old news.

>>36026723

If you go out on a Saturday night, Leicester is about 80% British in the city centre

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>>36026745

Come on lad, I don't mind giving Hillman a bit of light, but you better watch your mouth

>>36026784
What you gonna do? Give a lethal dose of morphine to a crowbar?

>>36026600
doesn't matter, everyone goes through the same selection, for officers threes a part where you're giving a no win scenario and you have to form a plan of action and explain it to senior officers who relentless criticise and grill you about trying to see if you break

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Broken Britain never ended

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ATTENTION - new government legislation states that all posters of /britfeel/ must sign up for mandatory voluntary tracking and accept a state supplied gf*, or face the consequences.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

*state supplied gf currently out of stock

>>36026764
That's because all the foreigners are sleeping because they work 12 hour shifts and are still drained from friday, also drinking and whoring is haram
I'd say the same here except the pikeys are hitting each other in the town centre and there are a few mulattos

>>36026840
thats because muslims all name one of their kids muhammed, lad. white people come up with stupid new names like finley and indya

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>>36026808

>Shipman forges a will
>Hillman murders her
>Ship gets the cash
>Hillman gets the time in prison

Watching the Last Kingdom and wondering where all these Asian and black Anglo Saxons/Vikings came from.

>>36026723
For the most part yes. But let me tell you, things go on here that make even the most fake and racist caricature stories look tame.

>>36026882
>Nur, Maryam, Omar, Ali

>>36026905
same shit lad, what i'm saying is they keep their traditional names

>>36026905
Muslims use a small pool of names to the point of naming all their kids mohammad. White people try to give weirder and more unique names which won't come near to charting.

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>>36026840
>>36026882
>top baby name is muhammad
>b-but thats just because all muslims call their boys muhammad they are just unoriginal!
>also omar, ali, and all these other arabic names
>b-but diversity is good!

Amir means prince IIRC. Imagine naming your son in the hopes of him being a royal gentlemen only to see him kicked out of uni for filming a girl in the shower kek

>>36026884
Shipman might just end taking a trip to the local canal before he get the cash.

>>36026953
see >>36026927 you can back 1000s of years and arabs were still using those names, white kids these days get fashionable new names that weren't a thing even 20 years ago

Thank fuck /britpol/ is back I was nearly feeling comfy for a second.

>>36026927
>>36026948
And you don't find the fact the most prominent name of a young vigiourous male in England will be Mohammed...problematic?

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>girl keeps calling me cute
STOP!

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>>36026893
>fake and racist caricature stories

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Anybody here a London anon and feel desensitised as fuck?

Spend 620 a month to rent a room in East London. Including bills. I try to live cheap to minimise costs and save as much as possible. Hope to buy a house and have a family one day but I'm so emotionally vacant I lose interest in girls almost as soon as they become interested, or find flaws and fuck up somehow, and end up longing for those that moved on.

I'm in a pretty good situation career wise, I'm just emotionally barren. Feel like I'm going to continue living like a Japanese salaryman forever.

>>36027019
Yeah can't go 5 mins without talking politics even though we have a board for it with its own fucking thread

>>36027025
Yes I do.

What do you like to buy from Greggs btw?

>>36026989
>Paki poster turns out to be a pervert

>>36027019

How can we get britpol out of our comfy feel thread?

>>36027046
At least a Jap sallaryman gets a qt traditional asian wife

>>36027046
I don't think I've been more suicidal than the time I've spent in east london

>>36027068
Talk about oven baked goods.

>>36027025
not really, just get all the white people to name their kids, george, edward and thomas again, probably solved

Any of you lads bake cakes? I've made scones and flapjacks

>>36027075
Not always lad. Japan has a massive relationship problem. Loads of men are disinterested or unable to form relationships.

>>36026860
I'm pretty close to the ashford anon

>>36027041

>awwww, anon youre just lovely

kill me now pls

>>36027106
Where are you? Probably not close enough for me to come get a flapjack.

>>36027116
>ashford anon
H-hey that's me. Where abouts are you?

>>36027108
like me and alot of /r9k/

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Who /stratfeel/ here?


notanoriginalfeel

>>36027067
Reminder when the London attack happened the only paki poster couldn't defend his fellow Islam brother because he had a court date for harassing white women.

>>36027046
>tfw you meet 90% of that image
>sweatingman.jpg

>>36026860
>theres an anon 20 minutes a way from me
i wonder if i've seen him before

>>36027140
The closest marker to you

>>36027088
Tell me more dubsman.

>>36027025
Every first born son of a Muslim family is supposed to be called Muhammed and a white British couple I knew from school have named their kid Khaleesi so nyeh

>>36027043
Hardly antifa. I was saying the reality is even worse than what is said here.

>>36027176

Are you rugby anon? We've spoke before if you are

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RIGHT LADS, WHAT DO YOU WANT GETTING!

Also pasty flavour tier list?

>>36027214
Steak slice please lad cheers

>>36026860
Is Mummy May finally bringing The Misaki Program into law?

This state supplied gf better be a qt or I am not going to be fucking happy.

>>36027198
nope, laddy

>>36027214
two sausage rolls, two belgian buns
>their apple juice is quality too lads

>>36026840
People should be far, far more worried about shit like that.
Or maybe they are, they just aren't willing to do anything about it. We're too fucking passive, in this country.

>>36027214

Sausage bean and cheese melt

And a donut

>>36026893
Do share lad. My m8 lived in a shitty area in Birmingham, said there was a paki who bragged about the white teenagers he pimped around infront of their family at the pub. Didn't want to believe him, lel.

>>36027181
Are you Surrey born and raised? I've only moved here in the last couple of years. Pretty peaceful.

>>36027245

>he just won't leave /pol/ in /pol/

tempted to smoke lads, ive only been off the fags for 6 hours too

>>36027231
>ye sorry bout this mate but we can only do ya a trap bf, eh it works just the same really, in fact talk dave see if he can get ya some more bennies for only havin two holes

>>36027257
I'm not in Surrey. I'm in Berkshire born in the country above though.

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>>36027214
>No more meme macaroni pies at greggs

>>36027214
Sausage rolls, definitely.

I had a chicken tikka pasty on the weekend. Not from Greggs, though. It was still pretty nice.
And to force politics down your throat again, is it really necessary to keep all these indians around just because curry is nice? We don't need them to teach it to us, anymore. We've long since figured it out and made it better.

>>36027276
County not country. Hertfordshire

>>36026634
Singularity for a few minutes last night.
Last week, my local butchers does the best steak pasties.
>tfw prime pasty locale

>>36027214
Mexican chicken sub and a cheeky apple danish pls lad.

>>36026860
>that one anon in derby
I've never felt more sorry for another human being

>>36027264
As long as it's a qt trap I suppose.

>>36027214
Nothing, fuck off.

One of these shitshops is finally opening in plymeroo and I'm horrified at what this may mean for us

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All this greggs ordering is making me feel comfy.

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>>36027231
yes, as part of the Misaki program you get to choose between one of 6, locally sourced, prime qts

>>36027214
A couple of fresh gingerbread men, if you don't mind.

>>36027245
>Ancestors fight tooth and nail to repel mudslimes
>Politcians now awkwardly praise them for breeding like rabbits in England and turning certain streets into their control.
It's like people can't stomach the conflict that needs to happen. Just thinking about the mps all calling islam 'the religion of peace' when the bodies of london weren't even cold yet. Repulsive.

>>36027355
>your ancestors did something about it
>you are whining on a japanese cartoon imageboard

kek

>>36027346
Oh fucking hell. The one time we don't import from Asia...

>>36027346

for reasons i dont understand, id have the far right, the one whos hair is the same colour as her face

>>36027250
There's a massive coverup/blind eye of the numbers of young girls in the city being shipped out to middle eastern and african countries for FGM. It's industrial. My family is involved with a tiny percentage of those that come forward. Any instance is reported upwards but it never goes anywhere. It's absolutely heartbreaking and i'm not an emotional person usually.

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>>36025862
Memes
Obeirka

>>36027149
Literally can't make this shit up

>>36027363
Times have changed, I'd gladly curbstomp you pakis if it wouldn't end my life in jail. I've vote BNP/ UKIP and make sure step by step your little leeching gets harder.

>>36027363
Our ancestors were united in common cause, the people of today are divided. How can we rise when all those around us would seek to quash and silence us?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvF1v8DTrJY

>36027371
>It's industrial.
>>36025903
DING DING we have a winner!

>>36027346
I'd like to do many lewd things to that chubber in the red shorts

>>36027395
>you pakis
You keep accusing everyone of being a paki. How many of them do you actually think are in this thread? Also ding ding bingo winner.

>>36027346
>>36027370
it's first come first served, i'll take the one 4th from the left, the cross she's wearing tells me that she is a good christian woman

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Did you thank Auntie Thatcher today?

>>36027401
That's paki rape gang bingo, not FGM bingo.

>anons ITT fantasising about 'rising up' and a new holy war
This is just sad

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>>36027334
>TFW YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT THE HOTPOT TASTES LIKE

>>36027346
Deffo no 6, Ghostface

>>36027371
I didn't know Muzzies had a connection with FGM desu, thought it was just primative African culture.

>>36027448
http://www.food.com/recipe/betty-turpins-hot-pot-52682

But you can lad. Quite tempted to rustle one up myself.

>>36027418
>>36027401
Why are you trying to make a joke out of Paki nonces?

>>36027439
I'd love to see what these 'master race' beings look like behind the keyboard lmao

Comfy levels in these threads are approaching an all time low lads

>>36027482
Because you post about this shit everyday and I've become desensitised to it. Good job.

>>36027439
What's sad is you're willing to let them trample all over our heritage for fear of shame

>>36027487
filter the words muslim and paki and bring the comfy back up a notch.

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>>36027486
>I'd love to see what these 'master race' beings look like behind the keyboard lmao
Poleaboo is one of the posters against pakis and we've all seen how dark he is..

>>36027486

Same to you anon

unrogi

>>36027508
Mate we're both sat staring at our computer screens doing fuck all. If I want to rage about pakis I go to /pol/

>>36027486
let them have their fantasies, here is the only place they can come and pretend to feel better than other people
>tfw i'm here too and i know what that means

>>36027487
Just wait until late night britfeel kicks in. Usually gets better then.

>tfw that anon is probably gonna shoot up a mosque one day, and everyone in britfeel will get raided

>>36027503
You're a Paki attempting damage control. You people are subversive as fuck.

I imagine the victims of rape in Rotherham were subjected to the same thing when they tried to tell authories what was happening to them

h..he grabbed me then..

DING DING RACIST

>>36027508
Ok let's say for one moment you're right - what the fuck do you want people in this thread to do? There's fuck all so FUCK OFF

>>36027554
>You're a Paki
DING DING another winner!

>>36027549

it usually gets replaced by waifu fags and prison benders, that's even worse than /pol/ invading

What music do you guys listen to while getting comfy?
Listening to a bit of passenger atm

>>36027554
Literally what do you want us to do? Dedicate every thread to saying 'ooh I sure hate those pakis'?

>>36027554
authorities**

>>36027471
Just not gonna be the same if betty dont make it

>>36027578
Just been listening to whatever comes up on youtubes suggestions. Currently The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979. Pretty comfy song.

>One argument spanning 3 britfeels

When unstoppable autism meets immovable autism.

>>36026860
Posted mine. Probably the grimmest of them all

>>36027571
DING DING
Damage control

>>36027578
I go through music so quickly. Downloaded a bunch of random full albums off YouTube to fall asleep to. Lots of instrumental shit.

>>36027576
>Implying they aren't the same posters
They just weeb it up when horny

>>36027591
Despite Driver's character being well known for her Lancashire hotpot, in real life she was a vegetarian who seldom cooked, describing herself as a poor cook.[15][16]

Might be better off yourself.

>>36027578
>>36027594

my favourite /nightwalk/ song and overall comfiest tune ive ever heard ever..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHQmDqlv5Rc

>>36027584
I wasn't mentioning it. Blame the nonce for bringing it back up

>>36027604
>he actually thinks pakis are on britfeel trying to perform 'damage control'
We just think you're a boring twat mate.

>>36027625

i hate pakis as much as the next rational human being but i have to agree with this anon and what people like him are saying, we're robots, we're shut ins, no one cares about us and we're too lazy/scared/unskilled/soft to do anything so its pointless going on about it

35 people making 214 posts.
Another /britfeel/ ruined by a handful of people.

This is more depressing than if I had to live in London.

>>36027625
I love how he makes up something every time he's questioned, to him hells fucking immaculate when he's just a creepy bore

>>36027625
Who's we?

You're the Paki nonce

>>36027621
This is the post that started all this shit again. Yours?
>>36026840

>>36027608
Spotify has a bunch of playlists piano instrumentals which are decent to go to sleep to iirc

>ate some cheese from the fridge
>now feel sick
I think it might have been dodgy

>>36027666
>y-you dont want to endless talk about the same subject you must be a paki nonce
Every fucking time

>>36027676
Like...just cheese on it's own?

>>36027680
Pakis desperately trying to suppress talk about the disproportionate amount of rape they commit

>>36027688
Yeah. About a 20g block

>>36027578
I just flit through my library and put on whatever feels right at the time.

Just finished Rolo Tomassi - Grievances, gonna listen to Omega Massif - Geisterstadt next

>>36027699
There is one paki that posts here and he aint suppressing shit. No one cares about /britfeel/ mate we're not important.

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Do you put on your left or right shoe first?

This is the least comfy /britfeel/ thread in a long time.

You should all be ashamed.

>>36027710

rolo tomassi, nostalgic feels for me right there, of the only 3 times ive had sex in my life around spring 2011, thanks anon

>>36027733
Kill yourself Jock, paki cock discussion is here to say.

>>36027729

Right shoe first, then left one, then i tie the right one, then i tie the left one

>>36027733
8gag is down for repairs and I 'spect we're getting some heavy refugee influx

I hate to say it, because I was an 8gag early adopter, but I've got a bad feeling

>>36027709
I dont think I could do that without throwing up desu.

>the comfy level drop conveniently drops the same time the other britfeel website gets hacked

Really roasts my neurons.

>>36027733
Honestly this shit will kill /britfeel/ if it carries on. I dont come here to discuss rape.

>>36027763
I think it's leftypol spamming this shit to turn everyone against the right. They spend hours discussing tactics on how to subvert forums

>>36027578
Nujabes is my favourite artist

>>36027773
It's not much cheese. I only ate it because it was a bit that had broken off on sunday when I grated it onto my pasta

Should i have a cig lads? im supposed to be packing in, even got a smoke free app thing for my phone and everything, but i really fancy a cig, i mean...im gonna die one way or another right?

>>36027602
>grimmest of all
was expecting Grimsby, if i had to live there i would kill myself for sure

>>36027835
>im supposed to be packing in
Then no

>>36027835
Stop smoking you weak bitch

>>36027773
I chug whole milk by the pint lad

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Keep trying to make some comfy topics and everyone ignores it.
So be it if they wish to kill the /britfeel/

>>36027835
Get one of those meme pipes instead.

>>36027840

i was thinking of stopping packing in and just cutting down, ive done quite well so far today

>>36027835
Go for it. Only quitters quit

>>36027837
Nothing seems to be worse than St Mary's

>>36027662
>creepy

why do you keep using that phrase? I've seen you use it in several threads, towards several posters

>>36027857
ON MY FIRST WHISTLE

>>36026860
>isle of scilly

Is that anon serious? Is it it comfy? It looks very nice from what I've seen. Like Britain, but with weather that isnt depressing

>>36027835
Day 2 of non smoking, it's going well. Chewing gum really helps. If I can do it, so can you, you soft cunt

>>36027857
Based Wolf working the normies

>>36027578
I keep listening to these chillstep compilations on jewtube. There's just something so comfy and relaxing about how it sounds.
Gotta skip forward the instant they start putting something on with vocals, though. Ruins it.

>>36027857

We've gotten through worse lad, we'll get through this.

>>36027858

if you mean a vapour cig then i tried one but it just made me feel sick, made all my torso and chest feel strange, was only a weak strength too

>>36027854
Why would you do such a disgusting thing?

>>36027876
The weather is nice but there is nothing so do. I haven't even been on mainland britain and I'm 22. The only other places I've been are St Agnes and Tresco, I do hate it here.

>>36027729
Never really thought about it. It's probably usually my right foot first.

But it might be that I just put on the first shoe that I grab.

>>36027901
do you even GOMAD?

>>36027909
>I haven't even been on mainland britain and I'm 22

You've got to be kidding, are you on bennies?

>>36027613
Posting more /nightwalk/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiMkCZezo3s

>>36027927
>do GOMAD and SS for a year bro you wont get fat I swear

>>36027857
please point me to the comfy topics you made so i can counter by pointing out how uncomfy they really are

>>36027935
No. I've just never had the chance or the money to do so. I can't be arsed to get the ferry to penzance and the airport is out of my price range

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GKXaC4SrF8

>tfw you'll always be the Tony of life except you never get the girl

>>36027935
some people just don't like to travel, i've rarely left my home country and only been to london once

>>36027868
How is someone so obsessed with pakistanis not creepy? He literally can't stop himself from talking about them and accuses people who point it out of being a nonce.
Proper creep

>>36027901
I'm not that anon but I do the same. What's so disgusting about it? It's delicious.

>>36027578
i live in a shithole northern city and this is perfect walking through the empty city at night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIMkHnT2BB4

>>36027944

comfy /nightwalk/ tunes now we're talking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAIrWZrEAeM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYo4__B4qfc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E3_ERGab4Q

>>36027969
Never tell normals that you don't want or like to travel. They'll think you very weird and rather pathetic.
Everyone has to want to travel, even if they never actually do it.

>>36027979
>Pakistanis

Paki confirmed

>>36027889
>chillstep compilations on jewtube
Not him but same. I think I've burnt through most of them now as crazy as that sounds.

>>36027979

why creepy, are you a roastie?

I am. >>36026652

It's not bad tbqh senpai

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Does anyone else get depressed when they hear the opening theme to shows like >>36027959
They not only remind me of a time where i was carefree and innocent, but also give me anxiety because i was trained to associate them with soon having to go to bed for school tomorrow.
posting theme kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNuuG7Dgv2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBRG-nNErkQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TfvcTWGJg

Also the thought of turning into my parents and actually watching shitty soap shows like this makes me scared. Except university challenge and antiques roadshow are alright.

>>36028083
Who would you vote for in the next ellection? I have local ones coming up in May.

>>36028137

this is one of the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE-3QEfbGrU

>>36026652
It's why I don't vote.

There is no one

>>36028137
I listened to the opening to the tintin telly show and had a little cry the other day. It was the title card music that set me off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb-9TIr31i0

>>36028137
When I see old animation like Tom and Jerry I feel nausea because I used to watch shit like that when I was off school sick as a kid (which was often).

>>36027835

ive already admitted defeat, rolling a cig now des

>>36028196
Stop it you cunt. You're a lazy weak wanker. Stop fucking smoking

>>36028212

i cant laddy, i know im a bellend but i just enjoy smoking too much

>>36028137

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6cLMIeToaM

>tfw you re-watch Jonathan Creek 15 years later and you can still remember how almost all of them were done

The most annoying thing about Jonathan Creek is that the BBC NEVER released the specific rendition of the Danse Macabre they used for the show.

It's honestly the best one and it doesn't exist anywhere.

>>36028196
Why do you even have some in the house if you're trying to quit?

>>36028137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbOIVUpeV7o

Now how about this belter?

>>36028229
>you can still remember how almost all of them were done
I didnt realise how many episodes of the show I had seen until I tried to watch again. I like the one with the old guy down the cellar who looks like he crawled up the stairs even though he'd been battered to death.

>>36028241

i sort of dont, i found an old 12.5 pouch of amberleaf in one of my drawers, must have just forgot to throw it away and there was enough for a half decent prison roll up in there, tastes a bit shit tho

>>36028225

bookie anon here, nothing wrong with giving into your vices

there is, don't be such a faggot next time

>>36028137
THEME KINO COMING THROUGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7WrEidvyY

>>36028229
Oh this brings back memories. Sitting down with my dad and watching it whenever it was on. I miss those times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob24IMbI6gM

>>36027214
>>36027247
Everytime I go it's always cold ;_;

About to make all your nights lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqUUS2IDtTo

>>36028286

funny im chatting to a bookie now because ill need a new vice if i ever pack in smoking, ive never fancied drugs and cant drink because of a health condition, so i suppose it would be prossies or gambling

>tfw want to have a cheeky wank but this tv series I'm watching is so fucking good that I don't want to waste any time from it
>tfw I say that but still pause it every 20 minutes to check /britfeel/
Also, gotta work in the morning.

>>36028322
Pick up a habit or hobby that isn't fucking destructive you retard

>>36027281
Yea the immigrant = better food argument doesn't work now that we have large supermarkets and the internet

>>36028320
How young are you lad? Or maybe I'm just old.

>>36028359

i already have 2 hobbies, bikes and drawing (and wanking) but i do enjoy a few roll ups

>>36028344
>this tv series
do tell

>>36025862
Hey brits, hows the recession going? Is Germany still in the process of taking a shit on you guys? Oh, and thanks for the cheap imports btw. With your currency being worth less than toilet paper, I was able to buy a crapload of your goods.

>>36028137
also the midsummer murders theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvD73A9eXXk

>thread gets comfy
>someone claiming to be a forgiener shits up the thread
interesting

>>36028403
Just ignore em desuuuuu

>>36028387
Recession? It's not 2008 anymore buddy

>>36028420
i wish it was 2008 again tbqh
probs not orig

>>36028387
>With your currency being worth less than toilet paper

It's worth 20% more than yours

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>tfw benzos
just tried jerking it and it took like me an hour of pulling my flacid penis for me to even cum. im done guys.
at least there is literaly no reason me not to go on hormones now

I don't believe it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrqOg-HRzDg

Super spoopy it always gets me spooped. >>36028394

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>>36028394
>midsummer murders

I wonder if pic related watched, he had enough midsummer murders of his own

>>36028320
>see this again for the first time since childhood
>first thing that comes to mind is the realisation that rule 34 must exist for this somewhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwYP6eesX9E

Chugging along on the old rag doll

SAS

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM2IYVala0g

>>36027578

I have a PC set aside that I Nuke&Boot / re-install windows on every night to keep me comfy.

I then spend the next day installing various softwares, until the next night comes back round again, and I repeat the process.

Doing the install righ now. Feels so comfy.

Can't believe the HDD is still going tbqh.

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Leave /britfeel/ if you watched this for your Saturday morning entertainment.

>>36028420
>all your financial companies are literally fleeing to Germany

>>36028434
>depreciates to 30 year low
>but worth more than my currency
Great to see the British education system is a bad as usual

>>36028532


just 1st at the coin cable

BITCH

Been thinking about how to promote cultural assimilation and lead to a more peaceful and prosperous world. The idea would be the government would give out tax breaks based on how genetically different your married partner is. Think this would help racial tensions and assimilation?

>>36028548
zoe ball though man.

@36028556
Confirmed bait guys

Don't feed it

>>36028532

I hope you ne'er understand Desu, waiting in line to find the spectrum laad

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>>36028526

Fucking hell, is John the doppelganger of Shippers?

>>36028437
>Tfw no sweaty, sticky boy to pamper and feed benzos

Nytol tastes vile if you don't swallow fast enough
>inb4 semen joke

>>36028532
Have you ever tried that with Linux? Only using a command line can be pretty comfy once you've installed some good programs. I felt like a wizard after installing Gentoo for the first time. I might try installing it again soon.

Post waifus

get in here robots
http://discord.me/mage

Playing fucking AdventureQuest lads.

Haven't played this game in years. I might get my character to the maximum level so I can have some closure on this.

>>36028590
It's not actually, but your @ is

subtle ruse, old chap

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>>36028570
I counter with one Dec as Misty.

really do like a cracking loud fart lads

>>36028526

>tfw /pol/ would get triggered today because rosie isn't white.

RACE TRAITOR PUPPETS.

>>36028437
>Feel bad? Buy these endocrine disrupt- I mean, anxiety meds
>Oh, you still feel the same, and you can't cum?
>Well, how convenient! I have these hormones right here for sale. After all, you can't be a man now, so why not a girl!
>Oh, and i'm doubling your benzo dosage.

Glad I never fell for the pharmacological therapy meme.

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>>36027214
>Eating northern pleb food that funded a nonce to fuck little boys

I'll pass

>>36028568
Makes me grin ear to ear when I see some rough, agressive looking pakistani with his arms around a submissive white girl. Only one word for it, conquered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e6-7kRzbR0

>its neer funny

>>36028661
>>tfw /pol/ would get triggered today because rosie isn't white

I had a debate about this with my mother, I said Rosie was white, just tanned.

What is she meant to be, Indian? Black?

>>36028703

Think she's meant to be carribean or something?

>>36028703
She looks East Asian.
Jim got himself a thai girl.

>>36028703
Looks like the breeding result of a pajeet fucking a pale British lass.

>>36028694
That music is so fucking wank

>hurrr lets just increase the pitch on the voices
>WE DJs NOW

>>36028703
She's a fucking Romani gypo.

>>36028731
>>36028732

I always thought of her as white, Jim looks unusually pale, it's just the fabric colour, I don't think she's meant to be Caribbean because she doesn't have an accent, she also doesn't have a dot on her head to be Indian.

>>36028649
Still looks girlier than poley

>>36028756
They speed up the whole song.

Lads, prepare yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIQHME1sLbM

Kids today will never know these feels. They'll NEVER know how good it was to be a kid in the 90's.

Kat Deely was a goddess.

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>>36028638
I've only gone and forgotten her, haven't I?

>One anon brings up the race of a puppet of a long defunct childrens program
>anon just happens to have had a conversation with his mother about the race of a character of a long defuct childrens program
>Thread continues to have detailed conversation on the topic

This is exactly why I love these threads, even when they're being mostly shit.

this whole szechuan sauce meme really reaffirms my hatred of reddit

I'm becoming a bit of a hippy lads

Reading up on the animal treatment of various fast food chains I like to see if I find them moral enough to patronise.

McDonalds

In the USA they use gestation crates, which I find to abhorrent, but crates are banned in the UK except for the first 4 weeks (still not sure if I like that idea, but we're generally good on animal rights so it might be fine)

Do I look at their entire business, or just their UK business?

Conflicted!