What do women masturbate to?

pretty sure they don't masturbate anymore
they have a line of chads at their disposal

Books, fanfiction, and imagination. I've yet to meet a girl that liked porn in any other way besides ironically.

>>36026279
pretty much this
>>36025767
they do it, but only like 20% of them

>>36026279
My ex and I would watch it but it was always vanilla lesbian shit which is boring to a person that faps to bestiality and golden showers

>>36026279
There's one at my work that openly admitted to me that she's watching porn regularly.

>>36026368
I met one too and she was a huge slut

>>36026353
This. It's pretty boring.

>>36026279
my ex used to fap to porn pics

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>>36026368
Most likely for attention or it's shitty softcore. I have met a couple that liked rl gay porn, but I don't count the

>>36025742
The one girl in the world that will talk to me says she gets off on videos of popping zits.

>>36026389
Mine isn't. Last time she had sex was 3 months ago. I asked her today just out of spite.

what's the point of masturbating when you have dozens of people badgering you to fucc 24/7?

>>36025742
Therapists

Put a space in there ogirinally

They masturbate to dumb shit like 18 year old billionaires choosing them as their gf. Complete fucking plebs if you ask me.

>>36026520
Lots of women can't orgasm from sex and their abusive Chad bfs just fuck, cum, and leave them the bed.

>>36026570
then why do women cheat so much

>>36025742
Chad raping them.

>>36026586
Because maybe their new Chad isn't afraid to go down on them.

>>36026586
tryna fin' dat prefect chadling who cums em right and keep 'em secure

My gf never sends me nudes as instead tries to write shit tier sexual fantasies for us to fap to. She also says I can't fap to porn... This is fucking lame.

>>36026668
>says you can't fap to porn
>implying like fuck
I couldn't stop myself from jerking it if I wanted to. I know because I tried to stop when I first started

>>36026586

Men gauge their self-worth by a lot of factors: success in sports, academics, career. Even video games.

Women gauge their self-worth solely by their ability to seduce a man.

>>36025742

Death, destruction, rape. Basically a scenario where a 6'4 black guy breaks into their home, kills their relatives in front of her face, kills her pets with his bare hands, and then rapes her so hard that she becomes infertile. All women dream about this.

You see, when a guy jerks off, he imagines being with the woman. When a girl mastutbates, she imagines her life ruined and her body and self degraded. Men idealize and want creation and love, women idealize and want destruction and death. This is why women happily get pumped and dumped and willingly do things that are not productive or helpful. They absolutely love tinder and having one night stands.

>>36026668
Women get off to dirty texts more than pics

>>36026368
Same as women who "like video games."

She doesn't really like it

>>36026986
Biggest disappointment. Finding a "gamer"girl. You ask her what she plays... LoL and DOTA usually and just after orbiters. Or it's usual "Walking Simulator 2000." Where there's no skill involved and mostly just a story that would never make it out of a fanfic forum, but slap it in a shitty game and it's the best thing ever!

No idea, it's a question I only asked once and the answer was "I don't masturbate". It's a taboo subject, not even a girlfriend will tell you the truth. We'll never know for sure unless we spy on a bunch of chicks or something.

That being said, I knew a girl in college who I was told by a guy that fucked her that she had like 5 gigs of naughty america vids on her pc. Bitch was the sluttiest girl in town, she had the sexuality of a guy, always talking about sex and shit and dressing like a pornstar. One of my biggest regrets is not going up to her and telling her "hey let's fuck", she would have definitely said yes. The guy also told me that she was a squirter.

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>>36027244
Yeah, but you had a decent chance of getting herpes and the clap.

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>>36027244

> she pissed during sex
> wanting to bang it

You dirty shitty piggy.

>>36026986
>meet girl in game who's almost as good as me
>turns out to be a tranny

>>36025742
Me, myself and I, tbo.

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>>36027410
Every fucking time I think I find the right girl online to orbit. Into cars, into guns, actually good video games, into sports team. And every fucking time it's a larping faggot who thinks a taking estrogen changes his gender.

>>36026279
I like watching porn.

>>36028302
Can I watch you fap?

Eh, nothing really. Porn sometimes, I usually only do it when I'm stressed or bored as hell.

Weeb girl where I work has admitted to schlicking to /d/-related stuff.

>>36028399
he said women faggot

>>36026694
If this board is proof of anything it's how much of men's self worth is tied up in their ability to attract a woman.

>implying women even need to masturbate

>>36025742
Freaky Chinese fuckbuddy showed me her porn tumblr.

>futa hentai, not vanilla shit but the over-the-top kind with insane proportions
>shibari
>some other /d/ shit I can't remember

Best sex I've had

>>36028453
I am a female you nigger

>>36025742
>Meet girl on mmo
>Become really good friends
>We get more intimate
>Start sexting with her almost daily
Used to help her cum countless times. She loves immagination, stuff like public sex, stealthy sex, being dominated, especially anal (she hates it irl). Also, she loves gay porn.

>>36025742
Chads and money.

>>36025742
The only girl I know masturbates to impregnation doujins

>>36026586
Just like how a suit and tie slave climbs the corporate latter, women climb the mate latter, always looking to upgrade to richer and better looking Chad.

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>>36028633
Can I watch you fap please?

>>36028838
>uses the word fap
No.

>>36028911
May I watch you masturbate please?

>>36028911
Not him but can I watch you cum?

>>36028970
>>36028937
yall are pathetic

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I masturbate too guys
>tfw ginger dick is too real for robots

>>36028937
Like I'm stupid enough to put my contact info on 4chan

>>36028838
>fap
>not schlick
Educate yourself.

Lesdom humiliation

Unfortunately most lesbian porn these days is "body positivity" bullshit and not the cruel body-shaming that I want

>>36029033
Put up a cam you whore, you're wasting my time.

>>36025742

men who reminds them of their fathers

>>36025742
Who is this girl, reverse searching isn't helping.

/aco//h//d/ and /gif/

>>36029362
Faggot no, I don't want 4chan scum jerking their 2 inchers to me

>>36029441
Why not? It's not hurting anything.

>>36025742
gay porn mostly.

>>36029441
That wasn't a suggestion, slut.

>>36029528
Even though my boyfriend isn't paying attention to me, still no. I have enough orbiters.

>they finger themselves while thinking about having an exploding dick in their mouth

source: my gf

>>36029604
Even though I love attention and being stared at, I'll have to decline.

>>36029441
>>36029645
>implying you're that hot or that people here actually have 2 inches (which is fucking as rare as 7 inches)

Sure thing sweetheart.

Also sauce on the girl in the OP? She reminds me of someone but I can't quite place it.

>>36030369
Actually I'm rethinking opening up a cam, I have 2 boyfriends but none of them pay attention to me soooo