>tfw no stress-eating gf

>>36025433
>tfw no edible gf

>>36025433
>stress-eating
How can you eat when you're sressed out? I tend to just forget about food and hunger.

If I had a stress-eating gf I'd be upset if she put on a lot of weight because it would mean she is feeling stressed.

>>36025678
It's like a barometer, ain't it cool? At least you'd know her feelings.

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>>36025669
Same, I'm a walking skeleton thanks to stress.
I just wish I could chill out like the guys in this pic.

>>36025752
>It's like a barometer, ain't it cool? At least you'd know her feelings.

I'd want to talk to her and see if she was okay, but I'd be worried she'd think my concern was based on her physical attractiveness rather than caring about how she feels.

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why would she be stressed when shes soft and cuddly

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>>36025433
I would post in these more, but I don't have any original comments to continuously dump

also chunky legs are the best

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>>36026289
>I would post in these more
shoulda coulda woulda

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posting alone again
always posting along again

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>>36026289
I love chunky legs also

>tfw wanna post cute butt pics for you anons but also don't wanna get bullied

hmmmmm

>>36028081
>get bullied
More like, get asked to be my gf

>>36028081
You could always send them to me privately

>>36025669
how you are you anon? have you never heard of comfort food?

>>36028081
>cute butt pics
fuck off you fat slut

>>36028081
>>36028216
>didnt post pics
>got bullied anyway
s'a funny ole world innit

>>36028380
>s'a funny ole world innit
shut the fuck up nigger, that was a preemptive strike against a fat slut looking for attention

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>>36028498
>in a fat thread
>doesnt like fat girls
oh boy, youre a special kinda stupid arentcha

>>36028380
Where can I meet fat fembots?

>>36028596
>>36028663
you've sunk so low you'd fuck a landwhale, didn't you ever hope for something better?

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>>36028663
how would i know
>>36028725
skinny girls are boring

>>36028751
Literally my 10/10 bodytype. Where do you live?

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>>36028841
why
strasbou colinas

>>36028751
it's not just skeletons and whales anon but those fat bitches are disgusting. what do you think is so interesting about obese bitches?

>>36028874
I want to date you

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>>36028875
>interesting
the belly of course
also
>>36028725
>didn't you ever hope for something better?
ive always wanted big girls

>>36028916
was your mother a hamgalaxy?

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>>36028995
>hamgalaxy
?

>>36025433
ppl (you) want this?

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>>36029336
yep
skinny girls make me soft
ive said this before sooo....original

Can the ppl in this thread describe themselves? I'm just curious

>>36028725
I'd plough a landwhale. All that chub is pretty comfy.

>>36029368
I'm a big guy who likes big girls

>>36029368
5'6, 317lbs, kind of innocent and sheltered. Super lazy and unmotivated. Great personal hygiene.

>>36029367
>>36029373
Describe yourselves plsz

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>>36029406
>Describe yourselves
witty nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor

>>36028875
Thats the most they can hope to achieve.

Funny thing is they can't even get THAT. how pathetic

>>36029391
>>36029400
>>36029434
Thank you oggioxn

>>36029406
I'm an aquarius. I like long walks on the beach and watching sunsets.

What, do you want me to say I'm fat, too? Or that I'm short and fairly skinny?

>>36029368
26 6'4 170 basically neet, fatties are mainly an internet hobby desu I haven't seen many at all irl I'm into I don't get out much though.

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its cuddle time
yeah right

>>36029507
Why don't you like the ones you see irl?

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>>36029632
I'd cuddle that. Get in there good 'n' deep.

What is the best position to have sex as a fat girl with as little fat getting in the way as possible? I need help. Please assist.

>>36029774
Get her on her side. Hold up one leg and get your self in between.

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>>36029774
>Please assist
cant really tell, id need to show
namsayian

>>36029690
well most of them just let everything go bad clothes bad skin bad hair also reality sets in when you see them out of shape waddling around you don't see that in pics.

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>>36028596
>implying anything is better than this
plebeian tier

>>36029831
What like from the back or from the front?

From the back I'm thinking the ass is kind of big and suddenly if you got 5inches of cock at least two are getting cushioned by ass, so that's only 3 to "get in."

You do it from the front and only lose maybe 1 inch but belly is very present and obvious.

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let politics teach me

>>36025433
im getting fat from stress eating. im not happy with myself for it either. im now the heavyist ive ever been.
5'7
230lbs

sucks. i hate myself when i look in the mirror. i used to be a championship swimmer and great looking in my 20's now at 32 ive thrown myself away.

>>36029967
No, not from the back or the front. Get her on her side but you on your knees, upright, and in between her legs.
It's really hard to describe and I can't draw for shit.

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>>36030034
how's life past 30?
virgin?

>>36030079
Ahhh, okay. That sorta makes sense. It's not traditional and kinda awkward. How do you guide a guy into that position?

>>36030148
I dunno. Tell him? Move him into place then get yourself in place?

It's really just the same as missionary, but she would be lying on her side while he's in the usual position.

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>>36030148
>know more about sex than the guy shes planning to fuck
>cant use it because autism
fuck life

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>>36030315
Just assume it's a fat tranny, anon. Best thing to do. It's chris. He's going to guide some poor bastard into that infected wound of his.

Whatever happened to that guy, anyway?

>>36030425
He's still around. Selling his dad's stamp collection so he doesn't have to get a job

>>36030315
I met him here (r9k) and we fell in love. It could happen to you...

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scarcity of agricultural labor

>>36030099
no im not that fat. and im no virgin. just.... sigh. i guess i have always been prone to sadness and its gotten the best of me in the past few years. ..... ........... . ........... ...... ... .

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I don't know what people are fighting about, but I'll post a belly or two

>>36030458
He's probably some normalshit.

I barely even see people posting emails, anymore.

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>>36030468
I never assumed you were that fat

tell us the life of a 30 year old 4channer

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>>36030479
Tiny but quite squishable

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>>36030458
>It could happen to you
pfft
i have girl in mind but have no idea how to get close to her
guess ill just die alone

>>36030508
You just gotta ask.

We're both pretty weird. Nothing normal about it. I straight up asked for his email.

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>>36030458
and fat chicks in the 559?

>>36030458
>>36030553
Any fat chicks in the midwest?

>>36030531
Do you talk to her? Start small. Basic shit. Bond over video games or tfw no bf/gf or tfw bored/lonely/sad/fucked up. It's not gonna be an instant thing that happens overnight if you are both actually robots. It took us 3 years to actually meet.

>>36030552
First you gotta find one to ask. Then you got to get lucky that she's in the same country. Then she needs to actually be single.

Literally impossible, anon.

>>36029368
5'10
185 Fitizen

My taste in women vary, just in the mood for a big Chubby girl.

>>36029487
Or maybe some people have different taste in women?

Men aren't like women, they have a wide variety in terms of taste.

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>>36030595
>Do you talk to her?
she works at a pharmacy so its hard to build a relationship from that
reasons being a) she knows what drugs im on and probably wouldnt want a bf with a bad back and depression b) i rarely go there because prescriptions last for a month or so and c) im a shut in neet that only leaves the house when i have to and since she has a job i feel beneath her
shes a bbw asian btw similar to pic

>>36030034
How sad

Well at least you had a decent first half of a life

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>>36030525
Always a classic originally

>>36030458
Shut your whore mouth you stupid fat cunt

>>36030735
Hit on her. Do it. Fat girls genuinely do not get hit on as much as R9K wants to believe. Even if she's not interested, she's not going to be disgusted. She will be flattered and you will have that tiny bit more experience flirting with girls.

>>36030521
never had a real job.
scared as shit cuz im about to graduate w/ ba
thinking of law school, but dont like dressing up.
wear converse and leggings every day /comfy/ life.
just feeling sorry for myself really.
i used to be pretty and social.
not anymore for the past 2/3 yrs.
and i fat now.

just not happy w/myself

also have a 3.2 gpa. a total joke.

:( fuck

>>36030595
>bond over video games
When I finally meet a girl with as much of an interest in vidya as me, I'll fucking marry her on the spot.
But women don't seem to like video games.

>tfw no belly gf that wants a hamplanet to melt into puddles when laying down together or to lose weight together

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>>36030817
>Hit on her
are you implying i know how to do that
because i dont
besides last time i saw her she looked miserable and i just wanted to maker her smile but nothing came
i should also say that she doesnt always serve me so its not simple enough to get her to do my prescriptions so i could flirt

>>36029368
I'm a average framed guy with a 6/10 face. I can get attractive, fit women if I apply myself, but I don't like trying hard and I love being with someone who is clearly less attractive than me because I'm insecure and need to be worshipped.

Also, I really enjoy being with women who disgust me and do disgusting things to me (like having a fatty spit into my mouth and swallowing it).

>>36030934
Have you tried asking a fat girl out?

>>36030805
Why are you so angry though??

>>36031007
I don't go outside.
I also don't have friends.
I also have autism.

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>come back and see replies to my post
good thing i didn't actually post pictures, phew.
self-esteem crisis averted.

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>>36031316
>self-esteem crisis averted
so no bumbum pic

>>36031388
not with these bullies around.

>>36031316
For future reference, give me an example of a response that would have enticed you to show me your butt.

>>36031316
>>36031453
Go on /soc/ and post them in a chubby thread and you get 10 plus (You)s. Or you can just add >>36031388 and send them to him/her.

>>36031483
soc is full of even more bullies though

>>36031534
More orbiters than bullies. But like I said you can just add that anon and he will like them and praise you.

>>36031598
but does anon have discord, that's the question

>>36025669
The same reason people smoke when stressed, their addicted to the release of dopamine with short term satisfaction. Basically it's an addictive pattern of behavior often born from cultural influence (eating out to celebrate something, birthday cake, etc).

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>>36031534
the bully is only one guy who posts in fat threads even though he hates them
he's not really the brightest bulb in the shed

>>36031633
Hell if I know. Ask them.

>>36031659
Just think 10000 years ago fat women were treated like goddess.

>>36030521
>4channer
fuck yourself redditfag

>>36031633
I have do have discord. What's yours?

>>36031826
>not posting yours so you can only have her add you
Come on now anon. Now anyone can post a discord link and trick ya.

>>36031902
Couldn't anyone add me if I posted mine?

>>36031933
Why would anyone want to add a guy they don't know anything about for?

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not a lot of soft and round going around

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>>36025433
Fitizen here
What's going on with my dick? I don't like fatties, but my dick does?

>>36032347
You just never knew you like thick women. Now you do and have gained a new fetish.

>>36032408
I don't think I could actually bring myself to fuck anything posted ITT. Some are okay to look at, some are not.

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>>36032347
because fat pussy is superior to skinny axe wounds

>>36025669
Because I'm a fucking idiot who tries to eat their feelings away. Protip: It doesn't work, nothing does.

>>36032516
Fapping works. Also working out until you feel like you're going to throw up helps aswell.

>>36032685
I can't masturbate, don't have the energy. Maybe it works different for guys, I don't know.

I tried to get back into working out, used to jog a lot, but I always got depressed after it was over.

I'm running out of available options. I wish I could just sleep and take hot baths every day, which I can't do because the pipes don't work.

>>36032758
>I can't masturbate, don't have the energy
need a hand

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bellies make me horngry

>>36030735
Holy fuck dude you've been postingb this exact same shit for months now

Either fucking do something or embrace your eternal beta lifestyle and stop polluting muh threads

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>>36033208
y-yeah well....you suck

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>when the thread dies
bbva allee

>>36025669
i know this is odd, but fat dude here, I cant eat when I am stressed either, my problem is I eat when I get bored.

honestly how do people eat when stressed? life sucks? I cant eat for days. overexert myself working hard? cant eat for atleast a day. ect. I just tolerate it cause i'm already a fatty

>>36034215
>I cant eat for days.
maybe you should stress out more you fat sack of shit.

>>36025669
Comfort eating is a bigger thing than stress eating, I think.

>>36034859
it's the same thing fuckwit

stress-bumping post

>>36034336
sure anon, how can I be more stressed? its preferable to the empty nothing I feel most of the time

>>36035467
what do you do on a regular day anon?

>>36035513
wake up, lay there until I need to piss (I haven't reached the lvl of robotism needed for pissbottles yet)
work on some odd jobs, keep the house clean, lay around, eat food when bored

man this is sad, back when I lived innawoods I spent all my time, well, innawoods, now I just sit inside all day cause the city is shitty

>tfw unironically like fat girls
>can't even get with one

>>36035746
why don't you go to a cafe and attempt to talk to a cute barista? I'm sure the stress of talking to a girl with the added plus of caffeine would help you lose weight, just no milk or sugar for you fat boy.

>>36036261
black coffee is the shit, and that just might work, if I had cash for coffee

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New style to the >tfw no belly gf thread
I dig it.

>>36036446
you could walk to the supermarket once a week for instant coffee and attempt to talk to cute cashiers instead, just walking around in general would help you

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irisium stadio

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>>36037037
god, soft is the perfect girl

pic unrelated

>>36036761
fair enough, actually have been thinking about getting a job about a half mile away, easy walk for me to do and then I will have some money

I've had chubby gfs and I loved them to death. Would love to meet one on /r9k/ so I can show her pleasure and acceptance she's only dreamed of.

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>>36037243
I believe in you fat boy, go for it.

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>>36037318
I love low self esteem girls and people in general. they all think they're bad humans but usually they're good friends.

>>36037393
thanks anon, i'm 260 6'3'' now, who knows maybe i'll update one day, I got this whole week booked for community service though (my only friend has to do it for college so I am going with) so that will keep be busy and away from food at least

>>36037519
yeah you should report back on your progress each week

>>36037550
alright anon, i'll keep an eye out for fatty threads on Tuesdays from now on, but don't get you hopes up

sidenote- fat girls are still the best.

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What my ideaI gf would look like

>>36037576
if I see them pop up i'll ask 'how are you going fat boy?" that's how you'll know it's me

>>36037596
those stretch marks are fucking disgusting

>>36037596
I like chubby girls but this is to much m8. You're probably fat though

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>>36037698
deaI with it nerd
>>36037709
I'm a skinny manlet and l liked fat girls long before I ever saw porn

>>36037740
>nerd
is that supposed to be insulting? you're the one one with the fucked up fetish for porch walrus

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>>36037800
lol go away scrub

>>36037927
>lol
>scrub
why do you use 20 year old lingo kid?

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>>36038161
keep hangin out the side of your best friend's ride trying to holla at hoochies

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skinny girls are boring
prove me wrong

>>36038315
I have my own car and I don't let lard garglers in it.

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>>36038336
that thing doesn't even look human

>>36037685
i'll see you around anon, thanks for the motivation

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good threads NEVER die

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>>36038479
any time fat boy, hopefully it won't be a fitting name much longer

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>>36038399
you're right she looks like a sex machine as apposed to whatever that shit is supposed to be
>interesting
oh you

>>36038399
Looks like that thing about tabasco sauce is true. That's actually pretty interesting.

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>>36039402
>a sex machine
you can keep your butter slugs anon

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>>36039750
That little fact isn't so good. The world has never been at peace. There are always little wars, skirmishes, conflicts everywhere.
What qualifies as peace?

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origami comment desu

>>36039804
>That little fact isn't so good
It's probably a better one actually. war is defined as conflict that has claimed more than 1,000 lives. when there are no active wars that is considered peace.
that hog beast could probably be decent looking if she tried to be slightly healthy.

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>>36040242
I don't know, man. 1,000 lives over what time scale? Maybe there hasn't been any established, globally recognised countries at actual, officially declared war but I don't think we've ever been at actual peace.
At any time, somewhere, some faction is at war with another.

>>36040314
>1,000 lives over what time scale?
over the scale of the conflict you dumb fuck

I would love to have a cute, chubby uk girl to platonically cuddle.

>>36040331
But... when does the conflict end? If it was an ongoing conflict for 100 years, with only 10 deaths a year, does it become a war when it finally hit that 1000?
If a conflict between two factions started on friday, and 1,000 people died over the weekend, then conflict ends on monday, was that a 4-day war?

I don't like this, anon.

>>36040365
were you born in the 90's? I don't like when people are this stupid.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War

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Go discuss this shit somewhere else you stupid faggots

Originali

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>>36040480
No, but I was probably dropped on head a few times, as a child.

This whole definition of war and peace. It's just odd. You're probably right. I'm just arguing definitions and opinions. I would say I don't believe mankind, as a whole, has ever stopped fighting long enough say there has been any global peace for any length of time.

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bumping to keep thread alive

originally

>tfw no belly gf to cook meals for and feed
>tfw no belly gf to sit on my face while she eats

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original comment desu

Double belly vs. Round belly. What is the best belly type for your belly gf?

>>36043066
Round belly, but sometimes a double belly can be okay

>>36026042
because fat women are made to be so ashamed of their bodies it borders on psychosis.
the first fat girl i dated and slept with literally asked me to shut the lights of when we fucked. She talked about how she chose her outfits literally on the basis of whatever made her look the least fat

It's really sad desu I hope that someday fat women can truly be themselves.

>>36043066
Any belly as long as it's big, soft and jiggly

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>>36043066
Both are good, depends on where else the girl's fat settles. I find that girls with wide hips look good with doubles where as thinner girls don't.

>>36040208
who's this chick?

oregano1231321

All of you have got taste, I'll say that. I would love to take a nice, cute girl with some chub. Just really nice and gentle all-round, with soft skin...

I just want something meaningful, since I'm kinda sad right now. Had a callout post on me today and I am not going to try and fight back against it.

Any of you want to cheer me up?

>>36043684
Shouldn't they try being less fat?
It's not like being fat is healthy or anything

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>>36044610
>only benefit of fat is the huge tits
>end up with tiny boobs
The female's manlet version.