The biggest loser wins

>19
>KHV
>Never had a friend.
>Parents hate me.
>Poor.
>I've tried killing myself, but tied the noose wrong.
>Morbidly Obese.
>Can't even fucking talk properly.
>Haven't been outside my room for the last two days, haven't been outside the house for nearly a week now. Got a fridge in my room as well.
>Find masturbation boring, it's purely physical pleasure at this point.

>lvl 55
>now your peers are in the lvl 80s, some lvl 140s, you're lvl 72 fuck
>play hardmode to catch up, lvl 800 adults will tell you it's possible but your peers are disappointed you're taking detours posting YouTube videos on a back to the future panda forum?
I feel grateful they haven't given up on me, we still laugh

>>36023768
>complaining about being KHV at 19
That's not bad in the slightest. I'm fit, socially decent, and I'm a 19-year-old KHV. Don't buy into what people on social media tell you, a lot of others are KHV at our age. Girls shouldn't even be a focus for you at this point.

>fridge in my room
Take it out. Start eating 3 small meals a day, never deviating. You'll be hungry as fuck at first, but that's cause you're not used to eating regular portions. Push past the hunger and eventually it'll get easier. You'll lose weight slowly, but in a year you'll be thanking yourself. You don't need to work out or eat healthy. Just eat less.

If you're socially anxious, you should slowly try to build yourself up to being around people. Try just walking around in public at first, then the next day try talking to the cashier. It'll suck and you'll definitely feel like you're gonna die from anxiety at one point, but social exposure freaking works.

Try seeing if you can find a therapist or youth counselor in your area and be completely vulnerable and honest with them about your problems. Take their advice for god's sake. It may seem like they don't know what they're talking about, but you should trust them considering that they're at a better point in life than you. Ask them if they can set up an appointment with a speech therapist if your speech is actually fucked up.

If you can't find anyone, talk to your parents. Tell them that you're unhappy with the way you are and that you want their help to change. If the reason they hate you is cause of the reasons you listed, there's a good chance they'll help you. If not, it's not like they're gonna hate you even more for wanting to change.

Monitoring this thread, I want to see who the biggest piece of shit on this board is

>>36024655
Also, don't put this shit off. If you're thinking to yourself that you'll "do it next week", you might as well tell yourself that you don't want to change at all. I know this evil cycle all to well. Take the first step tomorrow.

I'm not saying you're gonna have to go out and make friends and get ripped tomorrow, but you gotta take your first tiny baby step to better yourself. If you do tiny steps every day, over time you'll improve tons. You just gotta force yourself every single day to take a step though. That step can be something tiny like just walking around outside along people. It's the tiny steps over a long time that actually matter.

I sound like a corny inspirational blogger, I know, but it's the truth.

>>36023768
under-25s are not allowed in "biggest loser" threads

>24
>khv
>neet
>no friends
>dropout
>suicidally depressed
>bpd
>2 chronic illnesses
>closet tranny

Last one will likely be what kills me tbqh

>>36025138
>closet tranny

Tell me more.
Do you sometimes wish you were born a girl? I feel like things would be easier.

>>36025246
All the time it started when I was like 11 and got worse every year. I actually think about it every single day now it's pretty shitty. I wish I just said fuck it and transitioned but I didn't and it's far to late now.

>>36023707
i might be the winner:
>42
>virgin
>still live at home
>minimum wage job
>no hobbies
>never had a gf
>fat, balding

the positive:
>I DO have a degree (creative writing) but ive never used it
>I HAVE kissed a girl, twice
>I am 6'1

>>36025432
No offense, but the fact that you're 42 and on 4chan is pretty sad to me. Also how you got a girl to kiss you but nothing more (unless you were very young).

I'll probably be like you, one day if I don't kill myself before.

>>36025432
>6'1
reee orgno

>>36025379

Do you fap to sissy/feminization porn?

>>36025379
it's not too late if you're asian

>>36025557
Nope that's the worst part I know I'm actually trans and it wasn't because of a fetish or anything else. Although if you count trap doujins I guess.

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>>36025609
I'm white just fuck my shit up

>>36025658
welp time to go lift and be a man then. put that chiseled bone structure to use, start a family with a wife that looks like you, then you can live vicariously as a girl through your daughter.

>>36025508
yeah its weird how quickly years just disappear when you get addicted to Wow and stuff like that. literally 5 or 6 years just vanished when i got addicted to mmo's.

>>36025432
I'm pretty sure there are at least a few 50+ KHV's on /r9k/

>>36023707
why are you playing a game where no one wins

>>36025719
tell me about those years. what were some of the best times? the worst? what was your life like? impart some wizard wisdom on us

>>36024655
>Girls shouldn't even be a focus for you at this point.
don't fall for this
The older you are, the worse/harder it is to even be in social situations where you can meet girls or other people

>>3602543
if i were you i would just walk away and try again just move out of your moms place and just live in a some dumpster if you have to. just go away right now and never come back

You're basically me but with a house (about to sell) and a car and about to move back home.

>27
>fembot (should be bonus points for failing easy mode desu)
>live with my mom
>only have a job because she made me get one
>virgin
>never even been asked on a date
>see friends maybe 5 times a year
>stupid
>fat
>have psoriasis

Here we go im the biggest loser watch.
>black
gg

>>36026456
>fembot
>stupid
this is redundant, anyways you sound gross enough to be believable

>>36026068

There aren't good or bad times when you live like that. You just subsist, while your soul slowly atrophies.

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>25
>khv neet
>panic attacks
>14.4cm wrist circumference (auschwitz)
>3 times failed uni
>sentenced to jail for 6 months for posting cp even though I've never fapped to cp
>hiding from police 24/7
>helium tank in my basement

you guys are like little babies

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>>36026456
Do you play vidya or would you watch me play vidya? If yes be my gf please

>>36026631
what mmos were you playing? what were you doing that had you so hooked?

>>36026083
This. Each day you waste is another reason why girls find you unattractive.

>>36025082
Its honesty not bad advice. I was fat, friendless, kissless, and just sad. All of those things changed by losing weight. One fairly insignificant thing can lead into other things. I went from not even being able to make eye contact with girls to tfw gf

>23
>KHV
>Never worked a day in my life
>No hobbies aside from vidya and chinese cartoons
>Closet tranny
>Been sitting on my ass for so long that I developed a disability
>Probably won't live past 30

>35
>gaybot
>blackbot
>bald, fat, ugly
>not virgin, but only ever cum from jacking off rough with no lube, never from a partner
>dropout
>wagecuck
>tried to end it 6 years ago, bitchquit, died inside at that point
>depressed for over 20 years
>started gaming at 6, so no social skills whatsoever
>hate being alone, but when around people want to be alone
>no hope

>>36026936
>>Probably won't live past 30

That's a good thing though. Much worse to be an irredeemable loser and grow old.

>>36027091
I definitely agree with that, but that also means that I will most probably outlive my mom and I just know that she won't able able to handle it.

>>36023707
>26 years old
>wake up at 6 AM
>walk over three steps to computer
>sit down and don't get up for 13 hours browsing 4chan, playing video games, and masturbating in between
>make dinner and eat for two hours
>go to sleep by 10
>do the same thing the next day
>father hates my guts and calls me a piece of shit daily
>I have nothing, no ID, no drivers license, never worked a job in my life, no friends
>haven't left house in 4 years
>only my brother and my mom call me or text me
>never spoken to a girl in my life outside of "hi" "how much" and "thanks"

>>36027207
Sounds like a pretty comfy life desu until your parents inevitably either die or decide to kick you out

>>36024655

>Girls shouldn't even be a focus for you at this point.
This

You should focus your late teens/early twenties on getting a decent career going. Not fucking bitches. Ofc there will be chads that have both but they're usually born into extremely wealthy families.
Most chads that spend their late teens fucking bitches and getting high end up with shitty average wage jobs.

>>36027123

I don't know. What's worse, seeing your child take his own life, or growing old and dying with a dependent manchild, wondering wat he'll do with himself once you're gone?

>>36027265

That's the problem. It is comfy. No real need or desire to change. No motivation either. I know I'm shit and there's no reason to even try. And I'm too old to start.

>>36027324
>seeing your child take his own life
Oh, I won't live past thirty because of medical issues, I don't consider suicide to be an option because despite the human waste that I am my mother still loves me and wouldn't want me to do that

>>36026705
>>sentenced to jail for 6 months for posting cp even though I've never fapped to cp

Kek, you fucking deserve it for being "so edgy".
I wish all edgy teens ended up like that.

>>36026456
>never even been asked on a date
I think you just got asked out on a vidya date >>36026710
Does that count?

>>36028613
fucking roasties have it so fucking easy it's ridiculous

>>36023707
I remember an anon that was something like 42, was a khv and worked at tescos

I think that's as bad as it gets

>23
>skinnyfat
>belly getting bigger and bigger as in
More inactive
>KV
>No friends
>no social life
>never had a job
>on my 3rd year of a 2 yr associates
>doing bad in school
>depressed
>ADHD
>skin disease
>no motivation
>constant anxiety
>only hobbies are playing Cowaduty, masturbating, and using the internet
>mediocre at everything including being a loser
>probably won't even be in the top 5 biggest losers in this thread

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>>36028818
>probably won't even be in the top 5 biggest losers in this thread
That no man's land part of the bell curve, where you're practically at the bottom but not noteworthy enough that anyone gives a shit. We shouldn't even exist

>>36025246
Dude. It is was easier to be a guy. You find work easier, don't have to worry about your look all that much, you can be fat and still end up with a hot ass wife. You are more likely to be rich, educated. You are stronger. The list goes on man. Never have to worry about getting raped... You name it

>>36025246
Not the poster you were talking to, but I wish everyday I was born a woman. Not just because I worship penis, but I'd make a much better female than I do male. I'm submissive and fear confrontation from men. I should have been a dumb blonde with Daddy issues.

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>>36028879
>you can be fat and still end up with a hot ass wife.
FUCK did I miss this memo?

>have a slow start at life
>hit the bottom
>realize parents were right
>coupe with reality
>slowly start working on yourself
>join normies trying to catch up in life
>temporally do nothing and chill before moving
I'm happy af. Yall sad sacks of shit only because you love to dramatize over your life.

>>36029081
Does anyone watch porn and pretend to be the girl?

>>36029162
Attractiveness contains your authority, social status, wealth, and looks.

Given that first three are abysmal for everyrobot from your perspective it can boil down only to looks.

>>36026456
Do you wanna date?

>>36029911
That makes sense. You just have to rich and powerful, never thought about it that way.
But on a more serious note, based on what you said if you aren't a big business owner, it really does boil down to looks. That's honestly not true, you just tried boiling down the nature of human attraction down to 4 character traits which is honest to god retarded.
Personality is a major key factor. Wits, charm, humor, ect... those things are attractive as well. Even then that's an over simplification. Most people aren't as shallow to just look at status and attractiveness.

>>36030172
Let's say I assumed you people would want to find actually worth a while partner not some lazy as dreamer that puts ideology before reality.

More accurate model depends on a person. If somebody doesn't care about wealth and respects no authority will score people based on different things.
But I will say right now that this person is immature and not a good partner material.

>>36024655
>A lot of people are KHV at our age

Nice joke

>>36026456
Do you want to be friends? I am also 27 and fat and female.

We're really similar. Drop an email address or a steam or something if you wanna bond over being late 20s hopeless virgins.

>>36030264
You're looking at extremes, there is a healthy middle ground between being shallowly obsessed with wealth and authority and being a lazy dreamer.
There's a difference between not caring about wealth and not respecting authority and choosing a partner based solely on those things and ignoring their personality.
Being with a partner whose personality is compatible with yours is what breeds healthy, long lasting relationships. You're using extremes that are just really unrealistic to support your argument.

18 college anon here. Is there anything I should do while I still can? College from what I hear is the best time of a persons life. How do I not fuck up my social life? Asking because I was socially awkward in High School for 4 years.

Do I still have a chance, robots?

>>36029855
Yes. Fantasy is to be on the bottom of a 69 with another girl while she gets fucked doggy style from some piece of shit guy. Bonus for balls in my face + him cumming inside her and it flowing out for me to lick up.

>>36025138
hey im schizo and crazy too want to be friends

>>36026705

you registered as a sex offender too? If so you've probably won.

>>36023707
>I've tried killing myself, but tied the noose wrong.
God bless you

Question to every pathetic kissless virgins, guys and girls: let's say you find someone who's as pathetic and unattractive as you are. Will you accept being with them? Or even though you're alone, you don't want someone too awful.

>>36030543
As long as they aren't fat I am willing to date. Fat is the one thing I cannot accept. Probably because I am actually /fit/ despite being a balding loser with a shit job and living in parents basement.

>20
>khv
>never had gf
>no college
>tried joining army, failed basic
>overnight Walmart job
>no friends
>extreme social anxiety
tfw no gf

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>25
>KHV
>overweight
>degree in a vague and general subject so worthless for any individual job
>no job, lost previous one due to inability to keep up with it
>live with mother who it feels like has given up on me amounting to anything
>no IRL friends, never had them
>no hobbies besides video games which I'm very bad at
>inability to motivate self
>self worth dropped from negligible to zero after losing job, but job was horrifying and the worst experience of my life and I have zero drive to get back into work. which results in a circle of inability to motivate self and lack of self worth
>only thing that gives me any sense of worth anymore is two or three online friends who I care about and that consider me a close friend too, but I'm starting to think anything I want to tell them is straight not worth their time because nothing about what I do or have to say is meaningful relative to what they have to say, but there's literally nothing else to my life otherwise
>realise every time I think about this shit that none of this is a real problem, I'm still living NEET life with no actual life worries, I'm not ill, not working etc. so what the fuck am I whining about
>makes me feel worth even less

>>36030543
I want to be with someone who's just as messed up as I am.

>>36030475
Middle ground is a fallacy. But at this point we are talking opinions. That's why I didn't mention character since it's so subjective.

I love implications about shallowness. Those are thing that make up your attractiveness. They say nothing about others.
Anyway I meant to separate weeds from useful members of society. You can't just go all life on air living against the tide.
Money matter and you want to be respected and liked.

if anyone needs a friend im barrred out right now and feel like talking

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>>36030493
my friends don't typically like me for very long but I'm thinking positive thoughts about you which may somehow manifest themselves into reality.

>>36030543
If they're as attractive as I am I can deal with them being as pathetic; I've been considering getting a sex doll. People make me uncomfortable.

How am I doing for biggest loser?

I'm currently reviewing applications for the position of "The Biggest Loser"

>>36023768
>19
Sorry, we're currently only accepting 25+ and early 20s in extreme circumstances

>>36025432
>college degree, kissed a girl and 6'1
Into the trash your resume goes

>>36026456
>female

>>36026936
>not a virgin

***ALL APPLICANTS***

Please be advised, we have a competitive group of applicants so you need not apply if you satisfy ANY of the following conditions

>under 20
>non-virgin
>female

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>>36023707
>turning 26 in 2 days
>almost finished my degree in social sciences
>play the guitar and piano which I both enjoy throughly
>work part time as service personal to combat my autistic tendencies btw I am super weird for normal people, i really like myself though, so fuck them
>have had sex 3 times with 3 different girls. Last one was 3 years ago
>physically fit, do pushups every day, full head of hair
>Can cook and nurture myself, also i take very good care of my health by eating healthy and not drinking alcohol or smokling cigarettes
>currently playing league of legends
>never been in love or had gf, never really kissed someone with passion. I feel like I am at a point where this whole game thing is just below me, you feel me?

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>21 khv
>College drop out
>Depression, social anxiety, probably on the spectrum
>No job as of now
>No talents or skills
>Dumb
>No self esteem

>>36030957
Dead will never be forgotten, he was one of us a true robot. \m/

>>36023707
>Haven't washed in 2 or 3 weeks
that's imposible

>>36023707
>25 KV
>NEET
>flunked out of uni three times
>about to be homeless(parents kicking me out)
I really don't want to die/kill myself but life is fucking hard man, I can't do anything.

>>36030481
Step 1:work out
Step 2: go.out of your way to talk to classmates
Step 3: succeed or kys inevitably

>>36031054
Not only that, but I use a fleshlight and I just wipe my dick after that, I don't wash it (except for the fleshlight). And you know what, I can smell my dick when I take a leak. I really need a shower, but I'm too lazy.

>19
>like 1 friend that might message me every 3 months on skype that i met in school
>never worked anywhere but a family buisness where i change oil and air brakes and sweep
>live with grandma
>never go anywhere on the weekends and just listen to music and get really bored because where am i even gonna go?
>have tried driving manual transmission car but kept accidently making it jump or turn off and it made me feel sick because i know im a failure
>used to be an idiot in highschool and do anything for tge most part (hump computers and say im debugging the system in front of class, shit on bathroom floor a few times, stuff like that)
>now that im out of school im always really quiet and nervous feeling now
>just sit at home on the evening listening to music and drinking coffee

yeah im dissapointing

>>36030481
Check out the uni general thread from time to time and see what they have to say

>>36031122
These are some awful advices, Anon.

>>36030481
You fucked it up by going to college already.

>24
>Live at home with mum
>Alcoholic supposedly in recovery (been drinking every day)
>Got a Job but it's as and when work, can work anywhere between 0 hours to 40 hours a week
>haven't worked in 2 and a half weeks
>shy and nervous, people at work treat me like a child
>no initiative
>no drivers license
>feel like I haven't developed since I was 12
>dropped out of uni twice
>cut off contact with all friends
>have had sex multiple times with two girls
>one one night stand

I know I'm not the worst out of anybody by a long shot but I'm stuck in robot/normie purgatory and it's fucking shit. I just want to either be normal or a loser, I'm sick of inbetween.

>>36030795
if you want to hit me up [email protected]

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>>36031288
in fact any robots needing a friend can email me there

>>36031154
Pathetic lol

seriously

>>36025719
that sounds like heaven
5-6 years closer to dying and you felt like you were doing something

>19
>completely socially inept
>neet
>only communicate with a small group of online friends
>schizophrenia prevents me from fuctioning in society so i get govt bux
>also have crohns disease and get rectal abscesses every other week

>>36026456
almost got upset at this but then i realized, thanks for making the b8 so obvious

>>36026470
Pretty much this.

I'm not the hood nigger type too which is extra points for me.

Women would only for a black guy if they acted like the stereotype.

>>36031549
That's because women who like man like than manly.

Lol I thought all you neets were really busy with learning new languages, skills etc., I mean that's what makes you all superior to wageslaves right?

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>28 year old
>not virgin
>MBA
>have friends I talk to daily
>fit as fuck, looking juicy for the summer

Wait what was this thread about again?

>>36026993
I'm you in 10 years, how has your body just not given out on you yet? Once your soul dies it shouldn't take long for the body to catch up, right? Also why no try an hero again.

>>36028879
>you can be fat and still end up with a hot ass wife
it's the other way around

>>36031627
the wageslave vs neet war is such a meme. their both lose lose situations

>>36030816
>I've been considering getting a sex doll
same here. Will cost me an arm and my left nut to buy, but I think it would be a decent investment.

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I wonder what the average power level is in this thread

>>36031858
The more I interact with females, the more I want to become a wizard

>>36026083

Focusing on girls makes them go away. You have to focus on other things, so you become an attractive man on their eyes, and then you just go and pick. If you obsess with women you end up a creep.

>>36026710
Not that femanon but please throw info in my mailbox.

Oh woah... when did the email area on this website disappear?

>51
>KV
>many health problems
>0 family or friends
>ugly as sin

The only thing going for me is wealth, and height. no I won't give Anyone here money.

>>36031608
>Acting like a degenerate=being a man

I guess that's why chads are chads eh

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>>36023707
>33
>kv
>going to work at dollar tree til I die
>teeth rotting out of my head

>>36032439
Why don't you buy a prostitute?

>33
>Married for 5 years now
>No kids but within the next year or two...terrified of being a father.
>Combined income is something like $190k, with $40k in the bank but we have an expensive lifestyle.
>Rent is expensive because we live in Manhattan.
>My only friends are workplace "friends," people I talk to regularly at stores I frequent and my wife's friends. (She's a social butterfly and I'm on the shy side)
>Lost track of childhood friends because I left the country for almost 10 years, lived in 2 different countries.
>Left home when I graduated high school.
>Sad often, I think I fell in love with a country I no longer live in. Working to get enough promotions to return.
>The greatest sex I ever had was not with my wife. The biggest tits I ever played with were not my wife's. I guess the grass is always greener on the side...at least my wife has the best butt.
>My brother and I have nothing in common and I have cutoff 2 family members entirely.
>I still post on 4chan daily...

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>>36023707

>almost 29
>black
>ugly
>kissless virgin
>starting to bald
>constantly bullied since I was 13
>No job
>GED. no college degree
>dirt poor
>small thin dick
>absolutely no talent
>no hobby i can afford
>no real friends
>some sort of jock itch or something that wont go away and other health problems. no insurance since I was 20
>actual crippling social anxiety and actual depression
>panic attacks
>never owned a car
>live with my high parents in a run down shithole apartment in a shithole fly-over drive-through city on the east coast
>Too much of a coward to kill myself. saving for a gun ill never use
>Getting fatter and fatter
>havent had the motivation to fap for a long time
>Haven't washed in 2 or 3 weeks
>found 4chan in '04. final nail in the coffin was in '12 with moots "better moderation" and /q/
>dont feel at home on any imageboard out there
probably left some out but who actually gives a shit about anything

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is there anything worse than the bragfag cunts that come to threads like this? keep forgetting I'm on nu4cuck - Role-Playing Normalfaggots and Redditors

>>36032716
Illegal, and it won't be worth it for me.

>>36033237
>Role-Playing Normalfaggots
Those are just robots that have lost it and get off by role playing as normies. That, or they are from an alternate dimension where they never were robots in the first place.

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Gentlemen, gentlemen...

/r9k/ is in dire need of a change. Theres too much winning and no "solution" threads. We should work towards fixing our problems.

>look for of anaphrodisiac substances with no significant side effects and the rating/review of said substances (I did read about some tea leafs in the past and made some threads, but nobody gave a damn).
>job opportunities or/and some entrepreneurship (I already saw some anons doing great threads by fixing cellphones and doing all sorts of online auction shenenigans)
>"crime" threads, like how to easily steal stuff from cars and whatnot. Perhaps some smuggling and drug trafficking. Before that we should try to find decent browser proxies that are not blocked by 4chan (they have one hell of a list though).

>30
>KHV or whatever you call it (no fucks given anymore)
>not working, finishing a thesis in engineering, but soon to be bum (30+ is hell to find a job)

Within a year or two tops I will bring sauce on all of this. Im so sick of being a social pariah and seeing others on the same situation. I want these people to fight back!

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>23
>highschool dropout
>kissless virgin
>cant drive, totally uncoordinated
>no friends
>have a job in the most depressing shop selling boxes and shelves and other office supplies
>constantly bullied and treated badly
>co-workers trip me and push me for no reason
>got screamed at by my boss and made to sit out the back after i got tripped by a co-worker while carrying a bunch of expensive stuff
>will be homeless if i lose my job
>parents despise me on account of all my siblings being successful
help me i am in hell

>>36025432
go gay anon, it's the only way out now

>>36033799
You just described me but, 22 and NEET.
I'm an only child though. I have a lot of spending money though and have no expenses. I've been desiring sex ever since I was 11, so I'm contemplating getting a hooker when my mom visits her friend in NY over the summer.

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>20
>fembot
>no motivation to do anything
>not even take care of myself
>take a shower once a week
>rarely brush teeth
>handholdingless kissless virgin
>fujoshit
>hang out with friends once every semester
>dumb
>depressed
>anxious
>want to die every second of the day
>parents beat me up and yell at me
>never talk to my siblings

I wish I were dead

>>36031755
hookers make me uncomfortable and with their rates the doll will pay for itself in no time
it's not that I don't feel weird hardwired shame over it, it's that it makes too much sense to not do.

>>36023707
You didn't get Viagra after the first time?

>>36023707
>22
>mother died of cancer partly by my fault
>orphan
>no friend, gf
>no human interaction
>kissless hugless virgin
>manlet
>hate myself because i'm trash
>try to have hobby but think that I'm so hopeless that nothing really matter
>want to change but at the same time do nothing
>spent a lot of money from the death of my mother to buy shit in P2W mmorpg and lot of brand clothes that are too big for me

>>36030933
nice bait faggot, you just sound like a retarded normie

>>36033097
brooklyn gang
tell me more about what you do, anon, im curious

>>36035828

>fembot

no such thing exists. no matter how nasty your teeth are you can get fucked stupid by a lesser chad tonight.

>>36023707
>20
>KHV
>Acne everywhere, ass, back, arms, sholders, chest, thighs, you name it.
>Multiple ugly as fuck scars everywhere thanks to the acne.
>Never had a job.
>Learners license since 16, too fucking lazy.
>Failed 3 out of 4 courses in uni last sem.
>Skinny as shit, 0 motivation to exercise.
The thing that has set me back the most is the fucking acne, had that shit almost on every single part of my body since 14 and it hasn't gotten much better. Shit goes away with age r-r-right bros?

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>>36023707
>23
>flunked out of uni 6 classes away from getting a degree
>been neet since december
>compulsive liar
>poor hygiene
>obese
>KHV but tried to lose virginity to prositute and couldn't get hard
>shut in

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>29
>balding, but buzz often
>tried to do the shave meme but scalp breaks out like a motherfucker
>lot of moles and acne, so it doesn't look as good
>hairy af everywhere else
>manlet
>dicklet
>shitskin Asian
>fell for the you could do anything with a BA meme
>work hourly job around others nearly half my age
>still live with the folks
>have license and used to drive, but they won't let me ever since I came back Stateside because insurance or some shit
>KHV
>bullied throughout K-12
>no real friends
>stay active but got tendonitis in my left knee
>addicted to twink, futa, trap porn

>>36030736
You're misinterpreting the middleground fallacy, the middleground fallacy is when you try to make a middleground between something that is untrue and something that is true. What i'm saying is that attraction is a combination of both personality and status (wealth, looks, ect...). These are characteristics that make up a person, not side of an argument.

>>36023707
>36 years old
>550 lbs
>havent been outside since i was 10
>only contact with mom, who has no contact with the outside world and only communicates with me discounting a few strangers now and then
>she is a feeder and mentally handicapped
>do not leave my bed almost always, mom stores my pee and i get hard every time she sees my penis because i like to bully her, sometimes i get up to poop myself although i risk injury
>mom stopped bringing me alcohol after i tried killing myself by alcohol poisoning several times (not very possible at my weight)
>ask my mom to kill me or fuck me often but it just makes her cry and buy me more food
>have not masturbated in several years because it's too hard to reach my penis across my stomach and it's really small and buried in my fat
>try to get erect on purpose so my mom will walk in and maybe see a centimeter of my penis sticking out through the fat, although I think my naked body is impossible to be arousing to any singular human being
>repairman came in the other day and saw me, nearly had a heart attack at the sight of another human and apologized to him for my existence and he looked at me real weird and walked away
>i really like to bully my mom and scream at her and make weird noises endlessly to piss her off until she loses her mind, when she has a mental breakdown and beats me and calls me trash it just turns me on
>dad killed himself before i was born

>>36027336
No, you're too old when you hit 35-40. Start now. Take out a loan, get a bullshit easy high demand degree, work in a field that pays well, but isn't physcially or mentally demanding. Sit at desk all day pretty much, and work from there. It's easy anon. Do it.

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>>36037156
Nah, this shit isn't real. I'm not buying it.

When I was one, I was dropped on the porch. When I was two, I had pneumonia. When I was three, I got the chicken pox. When I was four, I fell down the stairs and broke six ribs. When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon. When I was six, my parents hit me in the head with a shovel. When I was seven, I lost my index finger to my pet rat. When I was eight, my dog Spike got hit by a tractor. When I was nine, my mother lost her arm to a rabid bull. When I was ten, my sister was torn to bits by a pack of dogs. When I was eleven, my grandfather killed himself because I was ugly. When I was twelve, my grandmother killed herself because I was ugly. When I was thirteen, my father poked out his eyes with a pitchfork in a drunken stupor. When I was fourteen, my brother lost his hand to a wallaby. When I was fifteen, my aunt choked to death on a chicken bone. When I was sixteen, I lost my cousin to a badger. When I was seventeen, I cut off my left big toe with a hoe. When I was eighteen, my father lost his right leg to the same tractor that killed my dog. When I was nineteen

>>36030536
What an idiot. He's so stupid he can't even die right.

>>36033799
>>co-workers trip me and push me for no reason
I just dont see why adults would bully each other Like your Middle school or something

>>36035828
Is there a way to filter this fembot shit out

>>36026456
>female
>has a job
>has friends
Wew lady, just get the fuck out already.

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>>36027270
>Most chads that spend their late teens fucking bitches and getting high end up with shitty average wage jobs.

>28 m
>ethiopia skinny
>worked part time at pizza place 6 years
>forever alone kissless virgin
>he thinks I have friends
>Take care of old parents

At least I might inherit a house and land?

>>36027379
>despite the human waste that I am my mother still loves me and wouldn't want me to do that
>tfw same here
I wish my mother would have been very strict to me from a young age, then I would have probably turned out a decent man.

>>36037650
it makes them feel good at my expense
if you think the bullies and terrible people you knew in school changed suddenly once they left you're sorely mistaken

>>36037201
why not

ljjhkl

>>36037156
if real do you have a email?

>>36037780
how can you work at a pizza place and be that skinny?

>>36023707

You are representing 80% of this board.
Get good faggot that's the advice I am gonna give you.

>>36037201
you'd be surprised

>>36038570
why do you want it if i may ask?

>>36039932
I'm a fembot who is curious what you're like and I want to talk to you

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>>36031669
Funky bait there, edgemeister
If only any of that were true

>>36025508
Why is it sad? There's multiple boards here with a wide variety of interests. I'm 39 and while I browse more "mature" boards like practicalmachinist and garagejournal the anonynimity here is nice so I actually post every now and then.

It's easy to get into a rut that pays the bills, and before you know it the gray hairs appear. That can happen whether you're on 4chan or not.

>>36036679
You need laser treatment, asap - it'll evaporate that shit like water, trust me

>Been in love with girl for about 4 months now.
>We spend almost all of our free time together and sleep together and cuddle too.
>She's very aware that I want her.
>Almost everything we do has a romantic context.
>Still haven't had sex or kissed because I refuse to initiate out of anxiety.
>She's gonna go fuck someone else and it's all because I can't man the fuck up and swing the bat and accept the risk that I may fail.

>>36037033
No. I told you that it's subjective. I stated that a middle ground is a fallacy which is correct. Extremes are not branded true or untrue. Assuming that compromises is always a solution is wrong.
Now misinterpretation comes only from you. I gave a statement that she should care. It contained whole spectrum. You assumed middle is the best. Arguable.

Objectively the best would be both generous and rich. You can prefer things that are objectively worse.
But since you used word healthy as in good for a person and you can prove what is better for someone then you would have to exclude every person with a negative trait.
Which is logical since you seek the best possible partner you can get. So there is no balance for amount of "good" laziness someone has.

And because I know you will ask. Overactive person is not a positive trait. But less overactive person is not lazier.
Lazy people avoiding doing something they should. That's why it's a negative trait. There is no nothing positive in being only 1% lazy nor 50%.

>28
>KHV faggot in a small hick town
>HS dropout
>Only job I've ever had was a janitor, my parents knew the business owner and forced me to go, I didn't last long
>I've never applied for a job on my own
>Haven't had a real life friend in over 10 years
>No drivers license, my mom and younger brother have to take me everywhere
>My dick is small and looks weird from a bad circumcision
>5'10" 250lbs
>Wolfman tier body hair all over my upper back, chest, stomach, and ass
>Never took care of my teeth, they're all yellow and full of fillings
>Balding
>On the bux, only $410 a month, spend every last cent on booze
>Sleep 12 hours a day
>Tried to kill myself with pills and alcohol, but I ended up puking them up and having the cops called on me
>Cops showed up, I had a knife and tried to get them to shoot me but I was so fucked up I could barely move
>They easily disarmed me, took me to the hospital, then threw me in the drunk tank (thankfully I was never criminally charged with anything)

>>36035828
you have people lined up desperate to love you, therefore you don't have the right to be sad

>21
>no friends
>virgin never had gf
>unemployed never had a real job
>lying about going to college to my parents, have to dress up each morning and pretend then just sit in my car for four-five hours everyday
>slowly getting fat
>masturbate thrice a day at least
>socially autistic, ill make even the most normie person who gets along with everyone easily feel uncomfortable
>small dick and ugly face

>>36037156
calling BS but if true you would win

>>36033097
You sound like the biggest fucking normie in America.

>21
>khhv
>fat
>dickless manlet
>5'6"
>balding
>cant speak to people at all
>psoriasis
>arthritis in elbows and knees
>pube-beard

>>36030481
I was like you in HS: a beta outcast with a few beta friends and 0 confidence.

When I went to uni, I decided to change my life. I acted more social and now I belong to the "cool" kids in uni.
There is hope, but you gotta make a BIG effort.

>>36041332
Lucky, I fucked up in Uni.

>Outcast in HS
>I decide to change that in Uni
>But I took the most outcast degree of all: computer science
>Full of dirty geeks losers
>Girls from some other degree literaly laugh out loud when they pass us
>I try to distance myself from them, like I'm too cool because I go to parties, etc.
>I end up knowing no one in my class and being the outcast of the outcasts.

It went better when I tried college, I decided to be the guy who's friend with everyone and not a dick to outcasts. And it kinda worked, I was a good friend to everyone, felt good.

>>36026456
you should try otezla for your psoriasis.

I feel like I'm the biggest loser not because I failed but because I "lost" so many times.

>Born in Russia
>Moved to Canada at a young age
>Everything was going well, but moved every year to a different school until 5th grade
>Dad gets a very successful business, multimillionaire when I'm in 5th grade
>Get huge house, pretty much a mansion
>Lose it all 6 months later
>Have to move to florida with dads family
>Get molested (by them) and pretty much made into child sex slave, I'm male
>Go into 6th grade
>Live in the ghetto of north florida 99% black people
>Traumatized by being a sex slave I start failing everything and falling deep into depression
>Before this I was extroverted
>After 3 years in that hell hole move back to Canada, parents don't know about their pedo family
>Now living in a shithole in Canada, literally in a crackhouse building
>Start highschool, because I moved to different school systems so many times and my trauma I can't really do well in school
>Continue failing
>At this point break out in severe acne and have yellow crooked teeth that didn't ever get fixed even when rich
> 11th grade parents make me and whole family move to SAUDI FUCKING ARABIA because they found islam or some shit
>White boy in SAUDI FUCKING ARABIA WITH SEVERE ACNE AND TRAUMA AND ALL THAT SHIT I SAID BEFORE
>Parents change their minds after that year but it was hell, went to some shitty International school with all arabs and the teachers kept making fun of me for being stupid and using me as an example for the stupid Americans, I'M NOT EVEN AMERICAN
>12th grade back in Canada I don't even care anymore
>Fail everything and become a neet
>Now 24, been a neet ever since I stopped caring about everything, I've descended deep into nihilism. Still have acne xd

I doubt any of you lost as much as I have.

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>>36042759
Jesus christ


originalshock

>>36042759
>>36042795

Oh yeah I forgot to mention my mom got cancer and died a few years ago too.

>>36042759
>>36042795
>>36042838

Oh yeah and my dad left us after we came back from Saudi Arabia he went off to Ukraine or some shit. So it's just me now.

>>36042759
>>36042838
>>36042861
Every American lost more than you just by being circumcised.

>>36024655
>I'm fit, socially decent, and I'm a 19-year-old KHV
Forgot to tell us you're ugly as fuck. Guys who are 19 and virgins are more than likely a minority.

>Girls shouldn't even be a focus for you at this point.
Yeah, you twat. Don't have sex with girls now that both you an them are in your primes. You should have sex with girls after you're 25 and they've had a double digit number of dicks inside them already, are used up and their bodies are starting to go to shit. That's exactly the perfect moment.
Even better, wait until you're in your 30's and have a stable career, brah. That's it ! You'll become a little beta provider bitch, the dream of every female.

>>36042930
I'm circumcised.

So I guess I win.

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>>36042861
jesus fucking christ.

here take this nood. its the least i can do for an anon.

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>23
>Have qt 3.14 anime-loving gf
>going to school for a physics degree, 2 semesters from graduation
>do research in lasers
>applying to grad school soon
>work weekends at a popular restaurant
>make enough to foot my $700 rent at the over priced apartment I live in just off campus and still have enough left over to have fun
>love video games
>getting better about being healthy, going to gym
>have achieved heightened consciousness by realizing everything in life is a choice
>have friends locally as well as across the country
>parents are proud of me
>currently on a bus to a research conference
>pretty content with my life and am working to make it better

>>36042986
>Russia
>circumcised
How did that happen ?

>>36043041
I don't know I never questioned it. I'm circumcised though.

>23
>unable to form a relationship longer than having sex 2/3 times
>overweight
>mild depression
>fucked a stripper and cried afterwards
>from western europe, currently a corporate wageslave in central europe
>good at making friends wherever I go
>generally in a better pace than I was mentally and physically than when I was a teenager
>mom died of cancer when I was 12
>mommy issues
>emotionally distant father
>don't take stress or pressure well
>in the past 12 months I have urinated on 5 or 6 (or more, for all I know) floors while blackout drunk and have lost one job and been kicked out of one apartment because of it
>lost my DSLR 3 times in the last 9 months because of being drunk or on drugs but it has always fund its way back to me

I dunno. I'm well liked. I dunno why I'm in this thread desu.

>>36043029
Teach me how to have good life like you

>>36043062
where in canada are you?
original post

>>36043103
Toronto right now

original reply

>>36043111
thats why your life sucks
toronto is gay as fuck

>>36042759
>>36042838
>>36042861


Yep, I can honestly say no one here has had it worse than you. Grats on the misery.

>>36043127
Oh is that it? Didn't realize that it was toronto and not all those other things.

>>36043076
>unable to form a relationship longer than having sex 2/3 times
You are not welcome here, we don't give a fuck about your little sob story. Kill yourself.

>>36043163
Living in a town of arabs, pajeets, and pretentious assholes with horribly inflated prices on everything doesn't help.

>>36043200
yeah okay bud

dub yako haey

>>36031202
>You fucked it up by going to college already.
kek

>>36030933
HAHAHA please tell me this is bait
The game is above you if anything
>he works out sometimes and almost has a degree so he thinks he's beaten the game of life
This is the first time I've been on this board in 2017 and all I see now is disgust here

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>>36043078
Literally decide that it is going to be good and take steps to make it the way you want it.

Fat? Fuck motivation, your motivation is to get fit. What you lack is discipline.

Stupid? Pick a subject you like and find introductory courses to it online.

KHV? Lower your standards or work on yourself to become more appealing (fitness, education, hobbies, etc)

No friends? Find a hobby and put yourself out there by attempting to talk to people. If it doesn't work out, nobody is forcing you to stay around them. Also the gym is a great place to make friends.

No money? There is no shame in getting parental assistance if you are actively looking for REALISTIC employment. If you can't code, you probably won't work for a gaming company for example.

None of these apply? Death is very final, so while I do not claim absolute knowledge on what happens after, I suggest you make the best version of yourself while you are still alive. That way, if you end up being reincarnated, you'll get a second chance or some shit idk.

>>36043257
>gym is great place to make friends

No it isn't, do you even lift?

>>36037771

Go outside, get a job.
You'll see how many chads have a below average salary.

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>>36031858
reaching eredar mode senpai

>>36043214
Keep being miserable then :^) maybe ahmed will come stretch your asshole out some more

>>36043307
You don't even know what misery is. I don't really want to waste my time telling you how stupid you are.

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>>36030660
>failing basic
damn dude you must give no fucks or be really fat.
Other then that it's fkn impossible to fail basic

>>36037156
>dad killed himself before i was born
wise choice

>>36042978

Women like older guys anon.
You can be 27 and still date and have sex with 19 year olds.

>>36030481
My personal advice is to actually focus on college in college, buts its a bit different in the land down under
It's easy as talking to people to meet them. I yelled out in class once that it takes me 2 hours on public transport to get home and a girl carpooled me for the rest of the semester. It's more about getting over the fear
But don't get too caught up about the friends thing
Story time: when I was a kid I always used to think I'd kill myself if I celebrated my 18th without actual friends
But in reality, by the time I was 18 I did have a few friends and realised it was never the big deal I used to cry myself to sleep at night about
So as a symbolic message to myself I purposely spent my 18th alone
I had other family members celebrating birthdays on the same day so I told my whole family to go out
I rocked the house with music, drank rum in the shower, ran around like a nob, ordered pizza and purposely talked to no one all day, just so that little bastard of a kid knew that it was never a big deal. Your life isn't going to instantly change because you got friends. It's about a lot more than that

>>36043299
Getting laid in your 20 isn't wrong. Men are most attractive approaching 30.

For women it's a problem since they age like shit.

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>>36043168
lol not really a sob story compared to some of the other sobs here

>>36043347
>pathetic crying intensifies

>>36040334
>29 yo who lied to parents about going to college for years.
>In the end they still think I have a degree.

Fuck your parents, don't tell them anything. If they ask you about it lie or shrug it off.
Just get a job/training.

>>36043041
same here, it can happen if your penis skin is too small for your penis that it has to be removed

>>36043425
>Fuck your parents
Yeah because they only wanted you to not be unhappy autistic sack of shit.
Only good advice is to stop procrastinating and start doing something. Also stop lying. You will all of us a favor.

>>36043257
>coding
>for a gaming company
Unless you want to code your ass off i suggest that you don't do that. Being a code monkey is the definition of a being a wageSLAVE. They prioritize speed over quality code (that's why when a game comes out ((battlefield)) it's glitchy as fuck until the fix all the bugs)

>>36043501
If you are nobody and have no better opportunities you have to start somewhere to build up your value on job market.

Do you think everybody starts on top?

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>>36042759
DING DING DING
We have a winner, hoo-ray!

>>36042759
You definitely drew a short straw in life.

>>36032125
Not the dude you were talking to, but I would like to chat.

>>36043361
>You can be 27 and still date and have sex with 19 year olds.
You'll have a lot less chances of fucking a 19 year old when you're 27, don't be retarded.
If you couldn't do it while you were 18-21 and had classmates, parties, easy ways of meeting new people in college you won't be able to do it now.
I guess you can always start a conversation with a 19 year old in a bar in order to look like a massive creep if you so desire.

>>36043678

Are you kidding me. 3 years ago or so I remember earing about a guy who was 30 whose girlfriend was fucking 16! Thats the very minimum age around these parts.

> 19 year old mixed girl
> body of a 14 year old
> having an abusive drug addicted father
> he would always threaten my mum and hit her infront of us
> crazy criminals on my fathers side
> him leaving at age 7
> only mum , brother and little sister
> white grandparents hates me for having a brown father
> abused by brother with mental retardation and autism
> he eventually tried to end my life :)
> depression by age 11
> anxiety at age 13
> hard drugs at 14
> eating disorder at 15 or 16 not sure
> multiple suicide attempts
> old self harm scars that still makes me feel bad about myself
> missed 5 years of school
> always bad grades , but somehow people used to call me smart.
> grew up a lil chuby/fat/overweight (not anymore)
> few friends through my whole life
> no one thought i had problems since i looked like a normal girl and i didnt show any signs of problems.
> misdiagnosed twice
> she misdiagnosed me with asbergers , my whole world broke
> 1 month later i was told that they think there has been a mistake with my diagnosis and that's when i left them and why i don't want to talk to them or "get help"
> major attention whore , but quiet about it. If i don't get enough attention i'll cry
> 1 year sober but my memory and way of being has changed so much thanks to drugs
> can't read like a normal person , it's like the drugs gave me dyslexica
> i'm insecure about my odd personality , i can't remember myself before and durning drugs. It's like i'm a new person
> messy person
> only two people know about my past with drugs and how am i supposed to ask my family for help when telling them the truth would break their hearts?
> been told i'm pretty but have never kissed a guy
> most men scares me , but i like it
> since my memory is so bad , since i grew up the way i did. I always ask myself if something more happend. Odd stuff like Abuse , rape , gore and old men turns me on. I have a feeling it's connected with how i grew up.

>>36043730
Are you kidding me. 3 years ago or so I remember earing about a guy who was 30 who won the lottery!

>>36043874
How attractive are you though, on a scale of 1-10

>>36043874
I'd be your bf if you'd be my gf, I've been told I'm attractive too, i'm more organized and can help you be my HAHAHA JK FUCK YOU ROASTIE

>>36043971
I'm average

>>36044167
Good enough, be my gf. I'm above average but floating around through life atm, could use an average broken gf right now.

>>36024655
Watch out for the
>girls aren't a priority at this age meme

While it's good to focus on you while you're still young, take into consideration that if you spend all your time on you, you WILL end up alone.

I'm telling you guys from experience.

>>36027270
This is on so many levels of false I don't even know where to begin.

>>36025432
>literaly only thing impossible to control that will doom you to robot life forever if you have it small is handled to you like a xmas gift: 6'1
>manage to shit on literally everything else

congratulations anon you have won

>>36023707
Should try suicide with helium, i really feel sorry about your mom

>22
>Virgin, but have kissed and held hands
>No Job or Degree
>Dropped out of Highschool in the 10th grade
>Schizo-affective and suffer from manic depression
>struggling as an independent animator trying to get noticed in the world.
>don't drive
>live with my mother (who takes care of me)
>think daily about suicide but am too coward to do it.
>5'5
>possibly balding but definitley have a receding hairline
>my friends have all abandoned me

>>36027270
>>36024655
You guys are retarded. You need girls in your life or else you become elliot rodger. I'm not talking about gf. Im talking about friends that are girls.

>nearly 28
>kissless virgin
> part time job but still neet at parents house
>failed uni and the college
>tried to kill self but jumping off of a building isn't even very fatal apparently
>no motivation to change
>mostly bald
>friends barely tolerate me
>no desire to fuck up other peoples' lives through relationship

Gonna try helium in a few years. People are definitely better off without me.

>>36025432
>the positive
>creative writing

bro that is a negative lets be real.

>>36043560
people are kidding right?
>hes had sex
>hes travelled
>hes an extrovert

he needs to get the fuck out

>28
>436 pounds
>friendless
>neet
> so socially anxious get nervous around my own dog
> lives with mom

>>36024655
>Girls shouldn't even be a focus for you at this point.
If you don't get them while you're young, it will just get exponentially more difficult in a negative feedback loop. You should at least be getting some real hands-on experience if not long term relationships.

>>36044943
Can't control your face or weak immune system. Manlets are not the only sort of genetic refuse.

>>36045380
I was an extrovert until I got raped, now I'm very much an introvert.

>31
>Married to wife (41)
>preschool aged son
>both off us have okay jobs and net about $100k
>2 new cars
>plenty of sex without protection but hasn't gotten pregnant for the 6 months that we've been doing this on no BC
How degenerate am I?

>30
>no degree
>low tier job
>3/10
>no motivation
>no talents
>no interest besides jerking off to anime
>lazy

>>36024655
It gets harder and harder to get girls the more time you go on with no experience.
Your confidence will fall.
And if magically it doesn't, it will when girls recognize your inexperience and dump you for it. You can't be doing something confidentially when it's your first time while fooling someone.

But wait, it's much much worse!
The best girls? those loyal, smart, fun girls. Not the whores... The guys that get them now realize what they get. Those girls are finding the love of their lives in this very age bracket. Those are the girls that are not looking to whore around.

You've already probably missed out of half of their population and more. But you still have time. In 2-3 years your chances to find one would plummet to zero.
This is your best chance at finding one of those rare great awesome girls. And they do exists, but they get picked off by their first or second serious boyfriend. Because people recognize quality.

>>36026705
t-thanks for making a fellow 25er not feel so bad desu

>not white

beat this

There's probably worse people on here and everyone will probably think I deserve this shit but whatever.

>32
>Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless virgin
>Addicted to heroin, nearly died once
>No friends, buy online
>Dropped out of highschool
>Abusive mother and father
>Haven't left my house in three weeks, longest was 7 months
>NEET even though there's nothing wrong with me
>Only ever had one job, quit after a month
>Petty criminal, I only really feel good when doing heroin or stealing something from a shop or something
>Used to drive drunk a lot and once ran over a teenager but never got caught for it
>I'd drive with a suspended license all the time too but I had to sell my car recently
>Three years ago I found my best friend dead and just left him, feel shit over it since it was partially my fault
>Several suicide attempts
>Absolutely no where to go in life anymore, I'm thinking of going to jail just to have something to do

Shit life.

>>36028818
>skinnyfat

you're just fat, bud. there's no such thing as skinnyfat.

>>36037156

More stories please your life is interesting. Do u have a gf?

>>36030695
Trust me you don't

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>22
>manlet asian
>KV
>didn't get first job until I was 21
>shit grades, skated through high school and uni just under a 3.0
>rejected for military service
>want to be a cop but I'm probably too much of an autistic loser to make the cut
>no real interests besides video games and military history autism
>few friends and none of them ever initiate contact
>have oneitis for a girl who already has a bf

>>36046110
>And they do exists, but they get picked off by their first or second serious boyfriend. Because people recognize quality.
This is why I think I have oneitis for this girl so bad. Because I view her as my last chance at love, and naturally she's with a guy who's she's been with for months now. Just fuck my shit up.

>>36031024
True that.

Roboto oregano

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>23
>neet
>khv
>ugly facial structure
>bullied throughout my childhood and adolescence
>mother was extremely overprotective of me as a kid
>no friends
>live with my mother
>manchild, can barely cook without fucking up
>socially inept, so inept that I'm quite possibly autistic
>the skin on my left arm and left leg is covered in scars from cutting and burning myself
>basically no work experience, only had one job for three months when I was 17
>high school dropout, but I have my GED
>no degree or employable skills
>my only hobbies are video games(which I'm bad at), anime, and reading
>been taken to the psych ward 3 times, once in handcuffs

It could be worse, I'm just lonely all the time.

>>36042759
Have you treated your acne?

>>36037156
Kek. You are Pepe incarnate

>>36025432
>6'1
>Kissed a girl twice

Not a robot

>>36023707
Stop watching porn and don't jack off for like three days and you'll be cured. The rest of the shit is just rubbish ameripoors think is important. Just get a volunteering job and use the experience to get a real one.

>>36025508
We're all here till they turn it off or we die.

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>>36023707
>28
>Had great opportunites to start but became obese, addicted to WoW ( still best gaming experience of my life) and socially ostracized in high school
> Haven't worked in 4 years
> No degree, never could pass higher level math courses
>Virgin, have kissed and stuff
>All friends moved away, crushing loneliness and alcoholic ( go out alone to bars sometimes just to socialize a little and end up pissed drunk home at 6-7am)
>Was addicted to exercise but haven't done crap in like 3 weeks and feeling lazy as ever

I guess it could be worse. I try to enjoy the small pleasures of life ( cooking, reading out in the sun, walking dog,etc). Lots of people with shitty situations in this thread just try to take it one day at a time and make small improvements toward happiness I suppose. If I can get a job it would help a lot but the whole process of looking for one gives me the worst anxiety.

>34
>Everything virgin never even hugged a girl that wasnt my mom
>Never had a job
>Never drove a car in my life don't know how to drive no license
>Had 1 friend when I was 5 never had any friend since
>Haven't spoken to anybody literally not even a "hi" in person but my mom in 3 years
>Haven't spoken to anybody beyond casual greetings like "hi" and "how are you" in over 10 years
>Live with my mom
>We live off the government
>Live in the middle of nowhere
>All of these normal kids who are like whaa im struggling in college I feel sad I only kissed a girl I hate my job I hate them because they've experienced at least something normal in their life and have something they can at least wake up for even if only memories to think about
>Completely fucked up my life beyond repair

>>36040334
lol kekekek
am LYING to about going to school . but am a fucking 30 KHV .
will have to print a fake certificate to get them off my ass.

>>36023768

If you truly morbidly obese then you are the biggest loser literally speaking. Post pics or weight

>>36025432

>he thinks creative writing is a degree

my life is pretty bad, i'm very sick, my kidneys are fucked up i can't piss like a normal person.

that means i'm tired all the time and my body cannot remove waste.

i am also a virgin at 26.

i have no friends.

at least i know how to drive lol.

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>>36037156
If this is real, you win the thread buddy.

>30
>still posting on 4chan
>live-in gf
>government job
>no degree
>manlet
>barely do 4/3/2/1 on lifts

>>36027207
fucking hell are you me

>>36048689
>live-in gf
>government job
>no degree

what country you fuck

and how in the hell does this make you a loser

Another closet tranny reporting in. 6'4" shouldermonster closet tranny that's starting to lose its hair. 25 year old virgin - tell myself it's because the thought of so much attention being on my dick makes me want to cry but deep down I know it's also because I'm an ugly sack of shit nobody would look twice at anyway. Degrading job I hate every moment of and that pays like shit, no friends, no remaining family, no social life beyond stuttering at a cashier when I can drag myself to a store between work and wasting my life on the internet at home. On the verge of losing my home. Can't remember a time when I felt genuinely happy.

Even if i fixed all of my other problems I know it's only a matter of time until the dysphoria finally becomes too much to stand and I neck my gross failed-tranny self.

>>36049461
>6'4
>wasted on a mentally ill tranny

Kill yourself faggot

>>36049588
If I could kill myself and donate my body to a manlet then believe me I would. I sure don't want it.

Forgot to add that I had suspected lymphoma and my first thought was 'thank fuck, now I won't need to find the courage to kill myself.' Just some infected lymph nodes and I'm still wasting oxygen. Thats what a pathetic sack of shit I am.

>Depressed as fuck
>Tranny
>Failed college, NEET shut-in
>Failed at being a tranny, look like an ugly man
>Even my online friends left me and ghosted me
>Best friend told me to fuck off one day for no clear reason, still doesn't want to talk to me
>Room smells and looks like a dumpster
>Not even vidya feels enjoyable anymore

I'm ready to die desu, I've got my note ready and I know where I could get a gun. Everything points me to do it but I keep overthinking it and leaving it for later because I'm a coward. Knowing my luck I'd probably somehow survive.

>29
>live at home
>no job
>no car
>no friends
>in love with prostitute

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>>36026456
Is this you?
There is another one with a young woman pointing her hand at calendar 5th of July 2016.

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Apparently being exploited at a job and get peanuts is a luxury, since this thread is a testament to people who are useless.

The reason of being a useless failure is not any personal mistake, it is rather a temporary existence of a system that has no use for any more people. And it will not make concessions and put you to a job, when you showed that you are unfit for the pretend jobs, or bullshit jobs, or anything where you just goof off and pretend to work most of the time.

Read the essay Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber.
Or google his name and the word bullshit jobs.

http://evonomics.com/why-capitalism-creates-pointless-jobs-david-graeber/

Just to understand why am I useless. World is absurd, people are being made useless.

You were made useless, so you need to understand what made you useless.

>>36025508
Not him but reaching that age, what the fuck are you supposed to do past 30? Join a church group? There's no fucking set route or something

>>36049090
USA.

Getting a government job is the equivalent of a C- in life in this country, which happens to be my GPA hey. Just enough to get by and pay the bills with a couple hundred a month left over for investing.

>>36050340
its true. Most people I know in higher end sales, banking, and other office job stuff say they work like 2 hours a day and spend rest of time pretend working.

>>36042513
otezla is shit mate for at least 50% of the patients.
even when its not shit it has the same efficiency than methotrexate,which is about 400 times cheaper.its only advantage is safety.as for you >>36026456
try losing weight and get ustekinumab or some other biologic

>>36040174
>But since you used word healthy as in good for a person and you can prove what is better for someone then you would have to exclude every person with a negative trait.

That is not true, your missing a key part of what I said. I said for a healthy RELATIONSHIP. There is literally no such thing as a person without a negative character trait. With standards that high you'd die alone. Once again this comes down to balancing the good traits with the bad traits, the subjective standard for how bad or good something is depends on individual preference. Some people are lazy bums and don't mind dating other lazy bums, so long as they meet their other criteria. It is an unhealthy lifestyle, but the relationship itself has potential.

>Which is logical since you seek the best possible partner you can get

I'm not arguing that people don't seek the best partner that they can get.
What I'm saying is that people prefer different things (they see different "best options") and the healthiest relationship is going for someone who is most compatible with their preferences.

>Objectively the best would be both generous and rich. You can prefer things that are objectively worse.

I have to disagree with you here. People look for different kinds of personalities or different kinds of "generous." That's a part of human attraction, people have preferences. You may think fat shy women are repulsive but some chubby chaser who wants to smother a shy whale would find it amazing. There is no objective worse, it all boils down to choosing what is best for you as an individual.

>And because I know you will ask. Overactive person is not a positive trait. But less overactive person is not lazier.

Oddly enough that never crossed my mind. I'm not worried so much about negative character traits, because everyone has flaws. This is simply because if someone really likes you (personality wise, status wise, ect...) they will overlook said flaws.

No, i am the biggest loser, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gt9yt9h7GU