>walk into your room >'anon I can't sleep'

Put her to sleep forever

Who the fuck are you, how do you know my name and why are you in my house?

You know exactly I'm just going to make the obvious observation that it's daylight out yo ufucking cunt

>you will after we're done
*unzips dick*

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Try melatonin. Certraline too if you don't mind the side-effects. Or self-asphyxiation.

>>36020878
OP, reply to this post or you will forever be a fucksleeve for nogs

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>>36020878
Whats that on her butt?

you have exactly 1 minute to leave before I throw you out

>>36020878
subtle CUNT DIE I HOPE YOU ARE DIE

>>36020878
clevr cunt

>>36021035
Don't bother. I knew what it was before reading it.

>>36020878
I'll beckon her into my bed and snuggle cuddle with my little kitter critter

>>36020878
shieeet
fuck off roastie

>>36020878
well fuck I guess I'm the only non gay in this thread

>>36021035
fuck off orangely

The correct answer is slap her

Do only underage fags reply to these threads? Who makes these faggoty superstitious threads? Is it the same people who call mods? Is this supposed to be "chan culture"......?

>>36020878
Back out quickly and call the police, obviously.

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FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD ANARCHO-CAPITALIST TO THE RESCUE!

FUCK YOU MILA KUNIS! NOBODY'S MOMMY IS GONNA DIE TONIGHT

>>36022453
free market saves the day again

>>36021035
fck u

>>36022453
thank you for protecting the NAP

>>36020878
fuck you anon you got me

I have immunity dog though

>>36022453
Damn commies wont touch my mommie

>>36022782
Ancap gives you double the coverage of "immunity dog", plus free dexy. You can't beat that kind of service.

>>36020878
Of course you can't it's the middle of the fucking day you stupid bitch

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>>36020878

You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.

>>36020878
CHEECKY BREEKI

>>36020878
>>36021035
Ofcourse origigigigigi

>>36020878
no ORIGNALALFFDCS

>>36020878
>still wearing boots
found the americunt

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I beat her for wearing shoes indoors and in my bedroom of all places

It is strange that there are girls that beautiful and that there are guys who get to be their boyfriends. I wonder what it's like. It seems like something out of a movie, tbqh but it happens. It's just so far from my reality that I can't even imagine it without the whole fantasy crumbling within a minute or two.

here, slip those boots off and i'll give you a nice foot rub. you'll be asleep in no time.

>>36020878
very cheek
muvh breek

>>36022453
based ancap proves his worth yet again

>>36020878
can i have the original picture without the cancer text on it

>>36020878
.khiljukjthr

>>36020878
oreganoado response to a the stupid OP!!!!!!!!!!

>>36020878
*pulls out CZ-75*
Time to put you to sleep.

>>36021035
guikuyjwtrsghghj,hhltbp87bt 87t vo8t

original

>>36021035
Dai voglio postare

kek, ya got me op

>>36020878
I hate that this bullshit is coming back nowadays.

>>36021035
. oreganlo pastialo

>>36020878
Tell her to leave my fucking house

I'm over the thirsting after women meme

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>>36020878
Ask what she is doing in the room of a black man's house the the hood.

lmao dude nice senpai tbqh

>>36020904
How did the thread not end after this post?

>>36024145
Don't be such a fucking perv and you wouldn't have seen it.

>>36020878
Who invited this roastie in especially when I know I locked the doors and windows.
>Proceed to throw her out on the curb.

>>36020878
what is this tattoo

>>36020878
damn bitch it's morning why would you want to sleep

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>>36024491
>roastie
>literal no roast to be seen in her cunt pics

>>36024524
what is this panties

>>36020878
fuck off cunt i have work tomorrow i need my sleep. if you come into my room again im going to tell the landlord to have you removed

>>36020878
fuck you leather man originalio ravioli

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>>36020878
>that tiny text
Not today, fucker. Not today.