Cut my life into pieces

>>36018857
material things wont make you happy anon.
was it worth it when you could have had a normal fap and felt just as disappointed in yourself?

I push my fingers into my eyeeeees,
It's the only thing that slowly stops the aaaaache.

How's that job hunt coming along, son?

>>36018857
is it worth the expense?

>>36018857
How much was that thing ?

Did you cum?
Can you edge with it or is it an on:off deal.

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>>36018883
I didnt want it necessarily to make me happy, I wanted it because it is well reviewed, and after having real sex, my hand will never be enough.

>>36018915
>>36018936
>>36018996
It was $150 at a 24 hour sexshop. It felt real good. I came in like 30 seconds. You can control the speed slower to faster. I turned it on full blast though.
It obviously doesnt feel like a real blowjob, but it stokes you dick hands free.
>gif related
Ive only used it once, but I feel like it was worth what I paid.

> complaining that he doesn't have a woman to fuck over his life
What a dumbass

>>36018857
Kek'd at filename.
Original gangsta.

>>36019131
Does it come in different sizes? Would it work on a dicklet? not that i'm one...

>>36019131

Do you use heated lube with it to make it feel like a real gobble?

>>36019227
but isnt that the point, Finding some bitch worthy of ruining your life?
>>36019429
It does friend, 3 different, one for dicklets, one for average, and one for larger dicks.
>>36019518
thats the plan, but Ive only used it once so far right out of the box in my room. My refractory period is shit. I probably wont be in the mood for atleast a day but I will warm the lube up next time.

>>36019131

that looks like it'd feel great.

$150 is a lot of money for me though.

>>36019131
>$150 for a crankshaft attached to a fleshlight
You're a retard.

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>>36019905
>tfw anon engineers his own sex toys

i'm proud of you lad

>>36019131
How loud is this? this seems like something that would make a loud obnoxious whirring that'd I'd never be able to get off too

>>36021585
It kinda makes this loud SKWASH SKWASH SKWASH sound together with the sound of your nutsack flying against the handle making a kind of THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP sound. Everytime I cum I kinda sigh and make some kind of HANNGGGGGGGGGGG sound so count that in as well. All these sounds create an orchestra of a sound library which sounds like:
SKWASH THWUMP SKWASH SKWASH THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP SKWASH HANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. I also sometimes scream: I AM CUMMINGGGGGGGG for no reason, I do not know how to stop that so count that sound in as well.

>>36019131
>after having real sex, my hand will never be enough.

You must be bad at jerking off. I can have sex with my gf 7 times in 1 day and I'll still jack off at least once after she goes home.

>>36019131
Easy to clean?

>>36019826
> but isn't that the point?
And who the fuck created that point? Normie sheep? The retarded animal part of your brain? Don't seek misery with a pinch of happiness just because almost everyone else does. Live and think for yourself. Be grateful you were never given the opportunity to be corrupted by whores.

But God dam did this thread make my day. Never have I seen an automated fleshlight. The future just keeps looking brighter, thanks to socially retarded yet innovative minds.

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>>36018857

ATTENTION EVERYONE CONSIDERING BUYING ONE. YOUR PENIS NOT ONLY NEEDS TO BE EXTREMELY THICK TO EVEN ACCOMMODATE THE SMALLEST SLEEVE SIZE, IT SOUNDS AND FEELS LIKE FUCKING A BLENDER DO NOT WASTE 200$ LIKE I DID PLEASE.

>>36021585
It is ear rapingly loud. If you could toss a blender in a washing machine while both are on max settings and get away with it then you can use this useless sex toy.

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>>36022130
Fucking kek'd. I'm also high ;^)

That or a real blowjob?

>>36019905
Rosary beads and foam rubber