whomst else's only and best friend is their beloved pet

me. only reason i haven't killed myself yet is because i worry what would happen to him.

tfw your cat is the only physical contact you receive

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I don't even have a pet...

who /parrotowner/ here. girls aren't interested in pet birds it seems.

>>36017359
don't see that just because she said she won't look at a cock. Maybe it's different with a cockatoo

>>36017359
God I'd love a parrot

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>>36017294
Mine is my beloved phone.

>>36017294
>whoms't

liked and RT'd, slavman

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>>36017294
My dog is my only friend and emotional support. He smells like a dirty sock and his breath smells like cat shit.
Animals are the only true friends. They never judge you, never laugh at you, and they cuddle you in bed.

>>36017421
always listen too and NEVER interrupt

>>36017446
And he doesn't mind that I sully his shapely Visage with shitstrips because I'm lonely and bored.

it's just nice to have a warm body to... h-hold

>>36017476

shapely visage

This is now a cringe thread

>>36017496
>hold
That's what they all say anon

>>36017497
The joke's is that my dog looks like quasimodo.

I hate my dog. If I get lonely or depressed about having no friends I just have a conversation with myself

>>36017577
How can you hate your dog?

>>36017577
begone foul traitor

>>36017577
kek should not will this

>>36017678
>>36017663
>>36017703
Animals are annoying, noisy, and high maintenance. I never wanted a dog but it was given to me anyways. Plus it has a deformed leg which can make it more difficult to deal with

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>>36017731
F for all the disrespected good boys

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>>36017294
me

pic related: my boys

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>>36017779
are you keeping them under the fridge anon???

>>36017809
it's a bed nigga