>tfw two for $5 Where my sipboys at?

>hating your teeth

>>36011393
>sloshing drinks all around your mouth instead of just letting slide down your throat
Maybe if you treat every drink like fucking listerine then big boy drinks aren't for you.

>>36011442
>not swishing whiskey through your teeth to ensure manbreath
It's like you want to be a virgin forever.

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>>36011442
>implying it slides down your throat without touching your teeth
>implying liquid candy is "big boy drinks"

>monster
are you 15 years old or just live in a trailer park

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>>36011557
>non-sipper detected

>>36011710
Define "sipper" for us.

>he drinks energy drinks instead of having a balanced diet and getting enough sleep

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>>36011722
>he doesn't know about sips

monster rehab lemonade is god tier tbqh

>>36010685
Waste of money. Five dollars worth of coffee is 20x more cost efficient.

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>>36010685
Is it the first sip of the day ?

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>>36010685
Just refilled

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>>36010685
Please keep this fucking retarded meme on /fit/ where it belongs.

>>36010685
I USED TO BUY TWO 40 OUNCE BOTTLES OF HURRICANE MALT LIQUOR FOR 5 DOLLARS FLAT. NOW ITS 5.50 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I had 2 at work and another at home. It's 12am and I plan on getting another two later. #sipbois

I drink regular monster mommy gets it for me. I only have half a can left bois

don't these increase estrogen production?

>>36010685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp6JfX7HxZ4

Im sippinging and fadin dontmmatter aI eeat another xana xthen wake up

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>>36011863
This

Non-sippers are pathetic

My best friend recommended I try the pink one, but I forgot to pick it up when I went grocery shopping the other day.

How is it?

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>>36010685
When u trippin on /sip/

>>36013803
that guy's hairline is beyond pathetic.

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>>36011863
>He sips
>>36013500
>He doesn't chug

Fucking n00b5