Realistically is it possible to get a bf in April 2017? Give

>>36010475
depends on what you've got between your legs
and your biological sex.

>>36010475
yes i'm single hello there.

It's my birthday month so

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>>36010498
>depends on what you've got between your legs and your biological sex.
How is this relevant?

>>36010677
Your either a roastie looking for beta orbiters or a fag looking for fag orbiters.

>>36010714
>Your either a roastie looking for beta orbiters or a fag looking for fag orbiters.
I don't think I'm either of those sorry

>>36010783
What are you then?
or is your gender special snowflake.

>>36010475
you already have one. it's in your friend zone.

robots don't have friendzones. robots don't have friends.

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>>36010824
not gonna tell you if you are gonna be a rude dude

it isn't realistic to get a bf ever. i just like to focus on the nice things, like adam lanza's secret posts which have yet to be discovered

>>36010475
if you're okay with a chubby online bf then let me know

i am working on my weight if that's a concern
[email protected]

>>36010911

k well not like i wanted to fuck you or anything

nope
you're fucked
sorry about your luck buddy

>>36010911
>>36010911


even though i actually did and i'm gonna think about it while i jerk off

>>36010475
If you're in Canada I'll be your bf.

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>>36011120
>If you're in Canada I'll be your bf.
sorry I don't date Canadians :/

>>36010475
Well, that depends, OP! Tell me a little about yourself. What things do you like to do, what are your strengths, are you passionate about anything? Also, what are some things you absolutely don't want in a partner?

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>>36011179
>Well, that depends, OP! Tell me a little about yourself. What things do you like to do, what are your strengths, are you passionate about anything? Also, what are some things you absolutely don't want in a partner?

I'm pretty boring :( I like to browse 4chan and post on /r9k/ and sometimes I also, idk, just watch videos on YouTube I guess

I don't do anything
I'm boring and worthless I have no strengths :( someone please save me

>things you absolutely don't want
don't be fat I guess

>>36010475
Not really, any desirable man is going to either be fucking whoever he wants or a serial monogamist. That leaves you with undesirable men who will only want to be in a relationship with you out of desperation, not because you connect as a couple.

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>>36011093
>even though i actually did and i'm gonna think about it while i jerk off
t-that's pretty lewd anon
you shouldn't do that maybe

>>36011334
Sounds more like you need a therapist than a boyfriend, honestly. And while dating can have great positive effects on self-esteem, it doesn't magically fix anything. Let me try one thing again though:

Oh, you watch videos on youtube? What are some of your favorite channels?

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>>36010911
I can tell by your grammar you're a roastie
now gtfo

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>>36011371
no I don't need a therapist I need a bf

Favorite channels... ummmmm...
I get a lot of stuff like this in my sub feed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmHWDsnTo3Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c60QeTTDS7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SugGPQanWtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In9SQcoAu30
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQngg8iQipk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln8X-orpp5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tERIr3N4SpI

>>36011504
>I can tell by your grammar you're a roastie
You might be surprised anon!

>>36010475
>Realistically is it possible to get a bf in April 2017? Give it to me straight robots. I can take it.
Nope

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>>36010475
Is it possible to get a bf in April? yes
Is it possible for someone like you? no it is not unless you're really willing to dig the bottom of the barrel
I think the best someone like you can get is one of those morbidly obese people that literally cannot leave their house

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>>36012913
w-why do you have such a low opinion of me ;-;
I can get a super cool bf I'll prove you wrong
I bet I could even make friends too if I wanted

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>>36012933
I have 0 knowledge of your appearance and i can make an educated guess that it is not enough to make up for your flaws, i believe i am not the only one really put off by your personality (or in this case persona, god help us all if you behave like that IRL)
You can make friends but you won't land a bf that anyone could be proud of

As if anyone needed to be reminded that trannies are all mentally ill, entitled, special snowflake obnoxious cunts. Like OP.

If you are a female? Yes
If you are a male that believes is a female? No
If you are a male that is looking for another male? Kill yourself.

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>>36012961
how can I have flaws if I have virtually no personality
I don't do anything substantial or say anything to anyone

Can a void have imperfections
The only thing that defines me is that I browse /r9k/

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>>36013046
>you constantly relying on your fake personality isn't a flaw
>your insecure nature isn't a flaw
>your neediness isn't a flaw
Void would be appealing to people with doll fetish, you're not even that you're insecure, needy and fake

>>36012989
>"that believes is a female?"

most people here will not evolve into full-blown schizoids
enjoy wanting things you can't have

>>36011370
why not though desu senpai it feels good

>>36010475
Your biological sex is entirely relevant if you want a relationship that is actually going to work or not.

>>36010509
skype? uwu

>>36014236
Do you play vidya and are you clingy or yandere? And are you US or Europe

>>36014114
>b-but anon-kun, everyone needs to blindly accept that i am le grill, fuck their preferences!

>>36014272
>Definitely not like preferences matter in a relationship at all since I only need to be a slab of meat during sexy times which I will make sure to use only so you do what I say when I say it.
That sound about right fellow anon?

>>36014264
I am very clingy and get jealous and angry very fast if you dont respond to me in time. Im from Europe senpai

It is the only time of the year ugly people such as ourselves get to mate.
Spring makes everyone super horny so april is THE MONTH to get shit done because mother nature wills it.

>>36014361
>Europe

I thought mentally ill trannies only existed in Burgerland. What is this continent coming to?

this thread is so embarassing, you people need jesus

>>36014408
And yet here you are on this thread trying to convince us we need jesus so that begs the question, who really needs jesus more?

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>>36014329
>true love conquers sexual preferences~~<3
This is what some people actually believe, if only everyone would be as bi as them then maybe it were true
I am a bi but even i find it hard to see myself loving roasties or traps because of how stupid they are

>shouldn't matter how many dudes i've blown if you REALLY like me, your preference for devoted companion is irrelevant, be a martyr and settle
Id probably Cobain myself the day i fall for a slut, once a cock slut always a cock slut

>>36014361
Marry.
Skype: [email protected]

>>36014435
Yeah there is a word for those type of people, it's called mentally challenged.

>>36014361
>>36014455
Respond pls aaah don't leave

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>>36010475
sure its easy to get bfs or gfs just hard to find good ones

>>36011159
E why did you leave ;_; I was making dinner and you blocked me. I hope you come back.

>>36014675
>attempting to apply logic to a tranny

>>36014688
Nope she was a girl. If it's her. Clingy and bpd. I guess I took too long eating dinner and got mad and blocked me.

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>>36014619
Your too desperate for me anon

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>>36014736
Too desperate when you make a thread asking for a bf? Pls just be my gf give me a chance.

Also are you that other anon's girl? Do you have bpd?