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what kind of hairstyle should i get /r9k/? i want to look like less of a robot.
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>>36007604
contacts
shorten sides and the back then style the top/bangs

However that won't do anything to solve your crippling autism and self-esteem issues
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Get this and youll have every grill checking you out
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You're pretty cute op I'd fuck you. I love robot looking boys
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#1 or 2 clippers on the sides, 3 on top, fade the back. thank me later.

>desu you look alright as you are
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>>36007667
you made my day, I'd fuck you no matter what you look like
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hairstyles are a meme. you really should just shave your head... and definitely get contacts.
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i get a haircut once a month. i never use shampoo or conditioner and i don't comb it. i also only shave my face when it starts bothering me, which is also about once a month
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>>36007727
This is my cut anon, good taste
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>>36007604
I just wanted to say you're pretty cute and have a lot of potential if you stop making that face.
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>>36007787
Even if a girl (female)?
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>i want to look less like a robot
get bandcamp artist cut
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>>36007983
well im not gay
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>>36007787
Aw man you're really sweet
>>36007986
>wanting to look like Will the shill
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>>36008005
dammit I was so excited I tried to say:
even if NOT a girl (female)
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>>36007604
I think you're pretty cute as you are desu. I'd hit on you. I like nerds.
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>>36008042
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>>36008043
not op, but i see this thing online a lot. never seen it happen to me or anyone else in real life though. never even heard girls talk about nerdy guys
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Get something similar to what I have (pic related). Classy, and it's comfy.
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>>36008042
well if youre a virgin and not fat hit me up idc
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>>36008073
mid and late 20s is when roasties start professing how much they love nerds.
They want to settle down with the safe choice now that the bad boys have had their fun and don't want that loose used up hole anymore.
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I'm thinking of getting my hair cut like CIA's.

Not because of memes or anything. I still have a teenage-level haircut and need to get a more mature one, and I think his looks good.
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>>36008073
Probably because I'm a bi guy not a girl lol
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>>36007604
You could become good looking, srs.

>get down to a sub 10% bodyfat
>get contacts
>get a trendy haircut
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>>36008106
Okay, Contact info?
including location
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>>36008073
same famuel
heh
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>>36008124
well, i'll change that to include bi guys then. i've never had a guy hit on me, and i'm actually curious myself so i wouldn't be offended if it happened. i've never even met an (openly) bi/gay guy
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>>36008063
you are so not op, fag
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>>36007636
>>36007872
>>36008125
not OP but how do people manage to put in contacts? i tried it for 20 minutes and I can't do it. i can't just touch my eyes it's too unnatural it makes me so mad that i can't do it
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>>36008169
op here, same problem, thinking laser eye surgery
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>>36008125
Getting contacts would ruin the nerd appeal. Don't do this.
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>>36008157
How old are you and do you live in a city or rural area
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>>36008238
25 and rural redneck small town america
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>>36008202
i thought about it too, but my eyes keep getting worse and you can't get it if your prescription isn't stable for at least a year. also i have astigmatism which can make you a bad candidate

i'm just destined to always be a fucking beta
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>>36008138
wisc
[email protected]
^hit me up sexies
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>>36007604
>mfw other "robots" literally look like little momma's bitches
You are not a robot, you are failed normie. Cringy af fampire tbqh with u. Like a (underdeveloped) boy.

Don't know which is sadder. Being a robot and literally refusing people/girls/opportunities or being whatever the fuck you are and do.
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>>36007604
keep a clean shave. and get smaller glasses with a black slick on the outside. your hair is fine just keep it trim slightly more
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>>36007604
Get this. Not a faggy haircut.
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>>36008309
what do you expect them to look like?
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>>36007604

Holy shit OP you look like you were my nerdy twin.
Loose the glasses and try going for the Matt Hummels look. He's a German football player.
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>>36008308
wisc? we'll never meet anon
I need to move
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>board where everyone complains nonstop about how ugly they are
>everyone just looks normal
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>>36008403
normal is the new ugly for men. get with the times, it isn't the 1930s or something
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>>36008403
it's hard to have any self esteem when you see people who you know are less attractive then you with girls, especially if you've never had a girlfriend before. it makes you have a very negative view of yourself, even if you really don't look that bad
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>>36008346
Like me. Edgy, weird, having their own style, doing their (alcoholism/drugs) own thing.

OP looks like a fucking nerd, man... and despite his shit gaining popularity he still can't cash in on it.

Being a robot is meeting people and having to make up bullshit to hide the fact you sat in front of pc your whole life. Guys like OP don't have to deal with that shit cause literally EVERYONE needs is one quick peek and they immediately know everything there is to OP and his life
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>>36008356
send nudes desu
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>>36008436
this x1000
my biggest crush and best friend just left for my ugliest friend
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>>36008274
>rural redneck small town america
there's your problem
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>>36008472
post face here thanks
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>>36008463
some people can't help but look like nerds. i've had short hair, long hair, beard, no beard. i still look like a nerd. i've at the point now where i let my hair do what it wants and i cut it when it gets annoying
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still no nudes :\ maybe i have a shit personality and blame my lack of sex on ugliness that i dont have
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loius theroux is that you?
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>>36008309
doesn't that make him even more of a robot?
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>>36008615
ive looked like a nerd my entire life, kinda gave up after awhile
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