Tinder

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I even put some pictures of my car, and me sitting in my car. Is this a good idea? Or Elliot tier?

>>36006484
this will unironically work

Anon get ready to down in pussy.

Godspeed.

>>36006484

the "vegan" doesn't make sense for the trashy slut thing you're going for in the bio

>>36006484
10/10 profile but man, you sure you want to lose it to some Tinder slut? Why not settle for a virgin?

It screams "I'm bitter because I can't get laid".

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>>36007040
I'll never find an attractive virgin girl here, it's nearly impossible.

>>36007098
You can always just find a nice gf irl. Better than a random whore that had 50 dicks inside her.

>>36006484
Clever profile, good sarcasm. Nice hair. Would def suck your dick. No homo.

>>36007040
I don't understand how virgins can spew this nonsense. You'd take anything you can get and so would he.

You're on r9k, if you think you can pick and choose who you do and don't want to fuck get the fuck off this board.

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>>36007168
>implying 99% of girls in uni haven't had 50 dicks in them. I'm doomed It's near impossible to find a virgin girl that is cute. The only non virgin girls are sub 2/10s and super religious ones. Maybe I can find a decent girl on tinder.

>>36006865
In my experience many stuck up slutty girls are vegans.

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>>36007168
>>36007040
>girl
>hasn't had 50 dicks
where is the portal to your dimension? i would like to go there

>>36007276

These kind of sluts don't have the awareness to make an ethical decision which would make their life harder,nor do they care about any other living creature other than themselves.

Unless they did it because it's the new "hip" thing to do,then I would understand.

>>36007290
>taking memes this literally

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I got a match lads! This is a very exciting moment in history, I might have a chance.

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>>36007466
She is kinda Qt, most likey a big slut though.

>>36007406
>Unless they did it because it's the new "hip" thing to do,then I would understand.
It's this, same deal with "vegetarians"

>sister in law hypes up her healthy vegetarian lifestyle
>still eats chicken and fish since they don't count as "real animals"

>>36007550

>sister in law hypes up her healthy vegetarian lifestyle
>still eats chicken and fish since they don't count as "real animals"

What? I can kinda understand their train of thought on still eating fish (wich is still retarded) ,but chicken also?

Your should probably tell her she's not actually a vegetarian

>>36006565
This will work. You might have to be older though.

>>36007498
she has a sex joke right on her page and has a picture with her tongue sticking out. of course she's a slut

>>36007406
It's a tumble thing.

Congrats OP, its very autistic tho

Get a photo hugging a dog

>>36007971
>she's on tinder. of course she's a slut
ftfy

>>36008086
i don't use tinder and i don't regular r9k anymore so i'm not entirely sure what tinder even is

>>36008130
Phone app for finding casual sex.

>>36006865
It works especially with the cherry, peach, and eggplant emojis

>>36007466
>>36007498
>53 miles away
wew lad. Is it worth it?

Has anyone ever made an Elliot Rodger Tinder?

>>36008363
Yes, many such cases.

>>36006565
Enjoy your expensive child support because they know you have money now.

>>36007498
Keep us updated after she gives you aids.

>>36007040
>settle for a virgin
How is getting the best settling?

>>36007498
Ofc she's a slut anon. You expect to pick up nice girls with a bio like that? It screams "I'm annoying".

>>36008503
You won't find nice girls on a hookup app.

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>>36007237
>tfw sub 2/10 virgin uni girl

this is the worst feel. my roommate has an attractive bf and she makes fun of me behind my back.

>>36008560
So 1/10? Are you fat?

>>36007040
>fell for virgin meme

Might as well hero yourself right now

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I myself finally got a Tinder match that was discernibly human, but I made a horrible error and went with my inner autist when I sent a message. Her profile said "I like birds and memes". I don't know shit about birds but I damn sure know about memes...

... so I sent the nodding Pepe GIF and a cringeworthy line below it I don't feel like being made fun of. I'm assuming she either acidentally swiped me or she got weirded out by the fact I posted Pepe, but either way I'm basically assuming I'm not getting further contact there.

>>36008560
Unless you're fat you're probably not as ugly as you think.

Anyone else fear that someone you know like a workmate or a sibling will find your tinder and then make fun of you because everyone knows you're an anti-social loser who shouldn't try and hook up?

That's why I don't tinder.

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>>36008695
wew this is a new level of kek

>>36008768

Same. Doesn't it connect through facebook though? Maybe facebook friends can be opted out from on tinder

>>36007498
>53 miles away
>joke bio is neither clever nor subtle
>most likely a big slut
no shit.

I'd still fuck her.

>>36006484
you're cute, billy :)

>>36006484
I would hit you up

How do I tell if someone liked me?

This shit is aggrevating

>>36006484
I would hit you up so hard

>>36009044
>>36009080
>>36009100
Leave faggots, back to /lgbt/

>>36009090
You can't tell, the only way to tell is if you both like each other and then it says you
match.

>>36009119
We're just being nice