I wanna sniff and lick a MILF's sweaty asshole

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>>36002829
understandable
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>>36003367
fug

origignal

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I don't want sex, just to smell stinky assholes.

patrician choice OP
I do however want sex too

>>36002829
Wait how old is Paya?

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>>36003367
>>36003419

>tfw no mommy gf
>tfw 27 years old
>tfw will never be taken advantage of by an older woman sexually
I hate my life desu

how do you find a mommy gf
i think im still young enough to have a chance at one
where do you look
how do you act
etc

>>36003367
source pls.

thank you

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I don't care if I die a virgin I just want a girl with a fat butt to sit on me and rub her ass on my face

>>36003611
Probably in her 40's or something considering how the Sheikah lifespan is well over 100 years

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>>36002829
>Paya
>MILF

>>36002829
>I might get to take a milf's anal virginity tomorrow
Wish me luck lads

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>butt sniffing is one of my biggest turn ons
>can't stand farting/scat
I find this severely limits my options.

Do girls actually like having their sweaty, musky buttholes sniffed, or will they think I'm weird for asking?

>>36006040
Only anal queens like it. Most find it embarrassing

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>>36006070
Embarrassing in an "ara ara" sort of way?

>>36006224
No, you are enjoying something they think you shouldn't

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>>36006260
But wouldn't they be flattered that I'm attracted to their most private place?

If that doesn't say "I love you," I just don't know what does.

>>36006510
idk man, no one knows how their minds work

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I'm obsessed with butts. I have no desire to stick my penis anywhere near one, I just want to lick and sniff and suck and tongue and hug a nice soft smelly butt. I forget the last time I fapped to something where a butt wasn't heavily involved. I'm also addicted to playing with my own butt. I don't think I could have a partner that wasn't just as interested in beautiful butts as I was. I want to be in a rimming 69 with another boy or a big chubby milf. I'm in love with big puffy anuses and everything about them.

>>36006639
I like getting rimed.
I would let you lick my ass

>>36006510
Not really, no. They, like most people have that part of their body sectioned off as "Gross", even those of them that like anal still have an understanding that poop and farts come from there and most men aren't attracted to the smell, only the aesthetic of their asshole and the pleasure it can give cock.

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>>36006749
I appreciate that anon, I'd give you the best rimjob I could.

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>>36004385
>6'2
>27
>Too old and big for mommy gf

IT'S NOT FAIR!!

>>36006876
I'm 28 and >>36005962
milfs like all age groups

>>36006510
No they'll just think you're an asshole sniffing pervert you get to do it if you can get them to let you toss the salad and then you give a cheeky sniff nothing more or less or you're then "labeled" and that isn't a good thing

>>36006859
I would reward you afterwords if you do well if you know what I mean

>>36002829
that's not even a milf you fuck