/britfeel/

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>>36001954
Nice edit, lad. Top job

What you going to name your future daughter lads? I'm thinking Isabella

>>36001954

Nice image OP, I see creme egg anon got in there too

>>36002024
But I can't have children if I'm gay

>>36002024
Alexandria

If I was a cuck and decided to have children

>>36002024

I already have one named Alison

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>The GET
A proud day from Britain, this. Give that lad a peerage

>>36002024
Sarah
As fun as it would be to name her after my waifu, it would be really dumb.

>>36002072

fucking kek at that image.

To the anon who got the get, I'm proud of you lad, we all are.

>>36002024
bit spanish that is mate, i think you best come down the station to see where you're loyalties are

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>>36001954
Welsh girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ [Embed]

>>36002072
>>36002125
What was was it? Something talking about /britfeel/?

>>36002140
It's in the OP image you soft-headed twat

Creme ggs are really nice. Maybe I shouldn't have bought two packs and already eaten them.

>>36002140
Look at op image you fug

>>36002057
Looking forward to your mixed race grandchildren?

>>36002160
>>36002168
I stopped looking at that a long time ago, I thought whoever did them stopped updating it.

That shows me.

What's the most hedonistic, debauched way I can spend the day tomorrow? I want to make the most of it.

>>36002187
pack of fags, bottle of special brew, all day in the bath

>>36002187
Viagra, cocaine and a hooker. Maybe a bit of skat for good measure.

>>36002183
Women with good fathers don't fuck outside their race because they want a nice guy like their Daddy

Then again... he's on Britfeel...

>>36002213
I don't have any hook ups for any of those things

>>36002211
I don't smoke or have a bath

I can get alcohol though, of course

>>36002183

Sure, she'd probably be better off with a white husband anyway. As long as he isn't muslim I'll be happy.

>>36002146
moni ? or?

Is that a Scouse la'

>>36002263

Just imagine if goodfellas poster had got it

>>36002236
>I don't have any hook ups for any of those things
Are you five years old anon, Darknet and adultwork you fucking poofter.

>>36002291
B-but Mummy May might be waiting round a corner

>>36002313
If mummy may didnt want you to use either of those thing you wouldnt be able to access them now would ya lad?

someone needs to make a "Hitler reacts to /britfeel/s get" video

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Why are British women so perfect

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why is britfeel so nationalistic? british culture is fucking toxic. our history has been fucking evil and raping and stealing from more chill places for the laast good few hundred years.. fat men smoking cigars... tories raping kids ... what is there to be proud of, selfishness... arrogance.. culturally?

>>36002339
let sleeping memes lie

>>36002358

no, ill never stop living in the past and dont try to stop me

>>36002356
The entire world has raping, stealing and murder in their history

Open a book sometime

>>36002356
>what is there to be proud of

/britfeel/

All it takes is a few britbongs to pull together, and they will create something great, wherever they are

>>36002356
> fat men smoking cigars... tories raping kids ... what is there to be proud of, selfishness... arrogance..

You're really just focusing on some stupid shit and ignoring the every day people who live here, the war heros who did it for Maj, the lads at the bar, the hot cuppa and the cheeky lil cunts. If you can't see why we have pride then you need to fucking sort your shit out you arrogant prick and move to Africa.

I'm the lad who posted that comment on Kays vid.

Notification spam was annoying for a while. Thought I turned the things off

>>36002383
so what's special about us that deserves such nationalistic pride ?

>>36002426
It's called tribal mentality.

I repeat, open a book sometime

>>36002426
>what's special about us that deserves such nationalistic pride ?
We got the GET weren't you paying attention?

>>36002356
You're the type of person who tried to cover up Rotherham and silenced the victims by calling them racist.

Traitors die first.

>>36002417
"Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.'

>>36002024
Sakura desu

I hope Scotland leaves and leaves Nanny-May in the shit.

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I just want to suck dick, lads. Help me out.

>>36002470
It also teaches you tradition, culture, and unity which are key traits in a strong society

Random quotes from some globalist shill don't make you correct

>>36002470
Let me fix that for you.
>c-check mate athiests

You're a mong lad. There's no saving ya. Better book those tickets to Africa

>>36002470
Encouraging individualism in whites and only whites so there's no resistance to multicult and demographic change. You're toxic

>>36002449
Tribal mentality is what's so special about us ?

Ironic, the guy telling me to read a book when he can't even read, seemingly.

>>36002509
Where you at you queer little slut.

>>36002540
Near london, lad. Help me with a tasty dick please

>>36002470
I don't understand how someone gets indoctrinated to the point that they see their self-destruction as a goal. How can you support the end of your lineage, how can you support handing over your territory and your resources to foreigners? How can someone shit on everything their ancestors fought and worked for? I honestly don't understand a white person that supports the death of its own kind. Don't they want their children to have children that look like them? They don't want their grandchildren to grow
and be a stranger in their own homeland?? Weird..

>>36002520
WTF are you talking about, are you retarded?

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>>36002534
One day you'll realise how idiotic you actually are.

My Catholic leanings are conflicting with my desire to masturbate to increasingly depraved pornography

I-is it ok if I don't actually partake in the acts?

Masturbation is fine in cases of exceptional social circumstances by the way (I think being a wizard robot falls into that category)

Just had a nap on an industrial scale lads. Fucked up my sleeping pattern for sure.

>>36002574
How could you genuinely believe that whites are being bred out

If a girl asks if i'm a virgin should I tell her or lie? I'm 20

wondering because I can't help but think i'll get asked if it ever happens. obviously I wouldn't bring it up myself

>>36002589
one day youll not take bait so hard

>>36002572
Cant lad too far away, wish I could. Gotta a proper hard on right now all fucking juicy and shit just for you lad.

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>>36002355
Tell me about it lad
>tfw you will never gently cum on those brows

>>36002602

define "depraved" laddy, what exactly are you fapping to?

>>36002624
Post it please. And I'm not talking about the chocolate gorilla.

>>36002614
You're unlikely to be asked at that age desu.

>>36002574
I don't support any of these things. I just don't support racism and thinking that where we're from is better than where others are from because of ... uhhhh.. tradition.... uhhhh fighting multicult... um urr durp TEA!! (from India and the Orient)

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>>36002615
>i was only pretending to be retarded, j-jokes on you

originidingus

>>36002356
>british culture is fucking toxic. our history has been fucking evil and raping and stealing from more chill places for the laast good few hundred years
Funny how successful people never talk like this.

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>>36002639
Ok anon you asked for it

>>36002604
my sleep pattern just goes in cycles. going to sleep and waking up a couple hours later each day.

sometimes I fall in line with everyone else and other times I spend the day (or night rather) pretty much nocturnal

There are sincere antifa in these threads btw, they are also 14 years old.

Given that I'm on a Slimming World diet should I
>Obey the diet while the gf is away
>Eat like a fucking glutton and get extremely drunk
Asking in anticipation of tomorrow when she leaves for 24 hours

>>36002614

if they ask then you should probably lie, i lost my virginity when i was 21 and i lied then

>>36002646
I just figured girls can tell with that kind of shit just by the way you act or whatever

>>36002689
Didn't you binge yesterday lad?

>>36002656
he's wound you up so much you don't even realise i'm not the person you've been replying to

>>36002655
>um urr durp TEA!! (from India and the Orient)

Wow, you really BTFO everyone else with that comment.

Tea trade has been going on for centuries, mass immigration hasn't.

>>36002675
I gace an antifa lass a good dicking a few weeks ago, she must've been about 16, I'm 25. I think she was with her boyfriend too, idk but those girls are cock hungry must not get it from their lads, anyway you just gotta find an okay one the majority of them are whales.

>>36002689
This is the reason you're a fat fuck.

>>36002655
Racism wouldn't be an issue if we were not undermined by mass immigration from the third world. Racism is a symptom of the problem, the problem is multiculturalism and diversity. You can't get rid of the symptom or cover it up and expect the illness to be cured.

You're a product of the Frankfurt school

>tfw Len bullies you for being gay

thats it, im off the fags, ive just smoked my last one and i mean it this time, im off wagecucking all week and have nothing to do at all so if it drives me up the wall a bit i can stay at home and take it like a bitch

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>>36002699
I was planning to. Was right looking forward to it. Instead we were out until midnight with her bloody aunt and I got no time to myself, just went to bed and it was shite. Flattered you remembered, mind.

>>36002732
N-no buli

>>36002655
>um urr durp TEA!! (from India and the Orient)
Cultural appropriation isn't real laddo

Winners take what they want.

>>36002722
I never argued FOR mass immigration you stupid assumption-making derpa.

I was asking what's so great about us that makes everyone so damn proud of their country AND IF THEY THINK WE'RE BETTER THAN OTHERS (nationalism)

>>36002728
Good lad. Antifa whores will never redeem themselves, so ruin them for other cucks whilst they're young.

>>36002690
what do you think made her ask

>>36002746
Did he make you stroke it too?

>>36002797

probably that i was a loner, i only had one friend who i didnt really see that often so i suppose she just thought loner=virgin (and she was right)

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>>36002728
Good lad. Fuck Antifa

>>36002024
Lilibet.

google it

>>36002803
Len is too pure for that filth

>>36002657
There's been many succesful people who've said similar things. Maybe you should leave your echo chamber sometimes and explore some opposing views.

>>36002861
Aisha

Dude with 3 wives on channel 4

Absolute madman

>>36002911
I cant imagine even wanting one. Jesus who wants to spend that much time with women?

>>36002885
Oh is this a new essayanon character?
third? forth time lucky?

>>36002885
What do you get out of undermining your own people? Or are you a false flagging Paki

>>36002783

BNP anon here, Nationalism doesn't have to mean you are better than others, it doesn't even require you to have pride in your nation (patriotism) it's just about putting your country's and people's interest first.

Having said that, Britain has made a massive lasting contribution to the world, Britain and the Roman Empire are probably the 2 greatest civilisations in history.

>>36002911

watching it too, that cunt has got it made, they are fairly fit too, how easy is it to get into some kind of cult like that?

>>36002728

I had an anitfa woman ask me who I voted for in the referendum, and I told her 'leave', she then invited me over because she wanted to be dominated by the winners.

Nige literally got me a shag due to his hard work over the years.

>>36002954
I like the woman in glasses

It's just Mormonism so you better believe in golden tablets read out of hats

>>36002746
Lies Len is not a bully

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Fascism isn't smart guys.

It's not edgy and it's not cool.

I simply asked why people are so nationalistic here, why are they so proud of their heritage? what do they love so much about british culture? and I mostly just got insults and people arguing nonsensically based on false assumptions based of zero evidence regarding my political views... I don't know if it's fascists or small-minded racists blaming bigotry on immigration rather than stupidity (it's not pakistani's fault for mass immigration, its our own god damn governments, nanny may etc AND tony blair)

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once again, where's my boyfriend/girlfriend that will fly me out overseas to touch me?

>>36003006
What makes you more valuable to touch than someone much closer?

>>36002953
A rational response. Thank you. I'm glad there's someone with the capacity for it in here. I was having doubts.

>>36003001
>what do they love so much about british culture?
Nothing but it's my culture so I'll defend it till I die

>>36003001
>Fascism isn't smart guys.
>It's not edgy and it's not cool.

Your opinion holds 0 weight here, just because some faggot comes in and tells us he doesn't like our patriotism, we're not going to change that

>interracial couple on "one born every minute"

Of course its black male / white female

Image being a white woman, looking at your crotch turd and thinking "Yes, this is exactly how I want my baby to look"

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>>36003021
idunno anon, willing?

I cant get over how retarded these cultists are on channel 4, i wish i was one of them

>>36002614
just tell her, theres no point in lying.

>>36003067
Mormonism isnt a cult!

I bet pol loves them though. 12 white kids and they're mostly blonde

>>36003047
It's always black male/white female. I'm still getting over the Olympic ceremony, they wanted us to appear like Brazil.

>>36003089
it definitely is lad, have to give em 30% of your income

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>external dies after transferring everything to the new drive
You will be missed friend, 460 days of being powered on finally got to you.

Post waifus.

>>36003066
That's not enough. Not only that, your pizza isn't even stuffed crust. You can get out desu

>>36003104
Used to get them knocking on my door. They were always black

Didn't think the North of England was Mormon territory... It's such a yank religion

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>There is actually an /r9k/ outside of britfeel

>>36003143

I was talking to two of them here(Wigan) a few years ago and they were German

>>36003152
Dont go out there laddy its no good for you, stay here with us and get comfy, full homo

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>there is an outside, outside of my house

>>36003152
And it's fucking awful

Prison gay and "femananon" threads everywhere

>>36003171
I'm Bolton. Haven't seen them in other 10 years though

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>>36003124
Glad you got your waifu pics out in time lad

>>36003152
It's shit, not comfy at all lad.

Right now they are making fun of some primordial dwarf because he has a positive outlook on life.

To say these cult guys can have multiple wives you'd think their actual wives would at least try not to look dumpy

>>36003237
It's the guys who shouldn't be dumpy because of lack of women

Women don't have to compete as hard

>>36003124
I have never had a single hard drive fail on me

what do people do to their drives to cause it

Glasses bird isnt impressed at all, what a bitch #threewives

>>36003265
It's inevitable mate, you've just been lucky.

Make sure your backups are in order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxlm1ZOoSZg

12:23

What absolute bants from the bobbies

>>36003270
This is why real Christian religions place massive emphasis on monogamy. They know this shit causes problems

>>36002282
Did one of the Liverpool anons get the get?

>>36003295

fucking savage lad, if i was that passenger i wouldnt dare show my face around there again

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>Never going to see her again
>Not sad about it
>Not happy about it
>Wish I never met her in the first place

>>36003281
I got my first computer of my own ten years ago, and that was a hand-me-down from my dad

I'm long overdue a failure at this rate

>>36003324
Move on normie. Next one will make you forget about her

>>36003324
>>36003335
yea normie fuck off, go and buy some condoms or whatever else you do, faggot

>>36003142
but its good pizza i promise

>>36003265
Leaving it on for 460 days, probably.
Having said that, my 300GB drive is still kicking and that's been going for at least twice that. It seems larger ones tend to balls up more

>>36003350
If I had a pizza like that I'd have to put sausage and beans on it, I reckon. Just cheese is too boring.

>>36003376
The cheese looks plasticy and rank too

Poor pizza

>>36003295
There was one where the lad asked why they were filming and the copper reply that they where making a documentary on the worst drivers in Swindon

>>36003324
She's with a better man now, a black man.

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>>36001954
Any of you lads watching Broadchurch?

I think are Lenny did it and there is a network of lewd videos being spread by the cab guy, who also committed rapes unrelated to Hayleys rape

I think that'll be the twist, like a double twist where len is too obvious and they have to add something on in the end.

Just won $10 on online poker lads. I'll never need to work again

Watching a rerun of have i got news for you.
Presenter. That ginger dry offensive comedian. I forger the name
Made a joke about the british public choosing a name. Expeceted we'd vote Harold Shipman.

Wonder if he has come here.

>>36003396
Is the rest of the Dobby Club on it too?

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>>36003384
>There was one where the lad asked why they were filming and the copper reply that they where making a documentary on the worst drivers in Swindon

Yank police will never ever live up to our standards

Mormon dude is such a Chad

>>36003384
I watched one where bobbie was going off shift and he said 'right suppose I better get home and slit my fucking wrists then'

bants

>>36003383
It's the bread I reckon looks like shit. I tell you what does the job for me though, one of those square ones from the Co-Op - ham, mushroom and mascarpone. Of course I still sometimes throw some cheeky beans on there and a bit of the old cheddar.

>>36003420
not sure la but I'm sure they'll get the videos through.

Gerard got a qt after he faked his death though.

>>36003396
TUBE UP HIS NOSE TUBE UP HIS NOSE IT'S A MAN WITH A TUBE UP HIS NOSE

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>>36003021
alongside willing, theres other things i cant say desu

just bit into a carrot and the centre was mushy and stank like stagnant water, fucking horrific desu lads

what the fuck even is this

>>36003475
The standard margharita one from the co-op is good too. I usually add a bit of ham and sweetcorn and a couple of slices of fresh mozarella

Or I just put some sweet chilli sauce over the top.

SHE'S A BIG GIRL

Seems cute though tbqh and respects her Daddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psm97ScJWXc

When will manlets learn?

>>36003550
>obnoxious egg man

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>>36003515
>>36003475
>>36003376

you euros sure love talking about everything other than what i asked. how is euro pizza?

>>36003645
Quiet slut we're talking about pizza!

>>36003515
Sweetcorn is truly a patrician and much under-appreciated ingredient. The very making of a good Subway as well.

>>36003696
Sweetcorn is shit tier food, otherwise we'd be able to digest it

>>36003550
I'd be pretty pissed off if someone chucked an egg at me while speeding.

>>36003711

you only poop out the cellulose casing, all the inside goes fine

>>36003711
Exactly what I'd expect of a Phillistine. Your argument doesn't hold up: I could digest you and you're pure shit.

>>36003733
Learn something new every day.

It's poo, btw, not poop. We aren't yanks here

>>36003735
Now there is no need for that rudeness!

>>36003763
I'm sorry. I just get very passionate where sweetcorn is concerned.

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>>36003696
im never coming back

>>36001954
You get that flag from my gibraltar rant post, OP?

real talk

pineapple is fine on pizza and there's nothing wrong with wearing socks and sandals

>>36003780
sweetcorn is fucking shit, peas are where it's at

What you lovely lads up to this fine evening? /watchingmondaynightraw/ here.

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>people go to /r9k/ for something other than /britfeel/

ishiggydiggydolads

>>36002024
i always liked elizabeth

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>>36003787
WE DON'T WANT YOU! BREXIT MEANS NON-BRITS OUT OUT OUT! THE TOSSERS MIGHT GIVE YOU ANOTHER BRITFEEL VISA BUT ME AND THE BOYS WILL BE ROUND TO WELCOME YOU AND NO MISTAKE

THIS IS ENGLAND
RIVERS OF BLOOD
CAN'T KNOCK ENOCH

>>36003550

Jesus fucking christ, I can't stop laughing

>>36003696
>Sweetcorn
>Chicken
>Red onions
>Red Peppers
>Ham
>sausage

god tier pizza imo desu

>>36003826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MYX6R2fuwE

Ramsay is a hack though

>>36003826
pineapple on pizza yes
sandels and sucks no, if your feet are cold, wear fucking shoes

>>36003835
trying to get some sleep in a bit but so fucking on it from a can of coke i think it'll be another 2 hours before i get some kip.
that and dealing with burping up food and farting, something has gone wrong with my body i'm gunna see the doc this week.

Why is my favourite board so shit?
>>>/i/request

>>36003852
My optimised pizza looks like this:

>Sweetcorn
>Red onion
>Mushroom controversial I know
>Ham
>Sausage
>Mascarpone
>Cheddar
>Goat's cheese
>Mozzarella

This is a large pizza. You eat four slices, then the next day you add an All Day Breakfast in a can to the next four, get them nice and soggy

>>36003866
I used coke to do some ribs earlier today tbqh

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>tfw no bf to kiss

>>36003899
I dont think I can stand any board on here for more than a few minutes.

>tfw three bfs to kiss

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LADS

Something odd happened to me when I went to bed last night.

>Sleeping in beddy byes by my lonesome
>Suddenly bolt up wide awake
>Blink a few times
>See a black square thing in the room
>Think it's something on my eyelash but don't blink cause it's only something on my eyelash
>Weirdly decided to put my arm out
>It flies towards my arm
>I tap it with my hand
>It makes a weird electrical sound
>This annoys me for some reason
>Groan "Oh, fuck off"
>Go back to bed
>Only realise the weirdness of this when I wake up

What did it mean by this

>>36003982
it's an alien frmo the future

>>36003981
Are they hot? Do they have well trimmed but scratchy beards?

>>36003982
I hallucinate when I wake up sometimes. Saw a bear once.

>>36003982
You've got powers now lad

>>36003982
Fucking spooked lad

>>36004004
It didn't look like an alien, just imagine a fallen eyelash blocking your vision partially, black and blurry. Also I didn't feel anything when I touched it, it just made a noise then I went to bed.

>>36004017
I frequently get spider hallucinations that leave me waking up halfway across the room in a panic over something I can't quite remember.

>>36003919
Sounds good but I don't like mushrooms. And Goats cheese is too potent for pizza for me.

I like pizza that's tasty but non-offensive. When I eat goats cheese it's a thing in itself, pizza has to be comfy for me.

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At what BMI are you visibly fat?

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>>36004019
I will become just like Hancock. Just spend my time shitposting and drinking.

>>36004046
18+

orignklfhskdjfhgskdlf

>>36004046
26 is the cut-off point for appearing fat while clothed.
For males, 14 is the cut-off point for appearing fat while naked.

>>36004044
I only like a very small amount. Same with the mascarpone. Just little circles so they have their own little moment.

wish I had someone who cares about me and wants to bring the best out of me desu senpai

>>36004072
His name is Jesus and he loves you.

https://youtu.be/4Lb-6rxZxx0

Its just a 1 in 3 chance. Mathfags are so dumb

>>36004072
You do anon

Its you

>>36004070
Sounds nice but I like to gorge on Pizza. too much mascarpone and goats cheese stops that. I only eat pizza once in a while so I try to get that sick euphoric feeling where you eat far too much every time.

my mum has been BLACKED lads, she will ONLY have a black labrador
how can golden labs even compete?

>>36004059
>>36004066
Really not enjoying these answers desu
27 here

>>36004152
Golden Retrievers are superior to Labs lad, sorry.

>>36004110
One of my favourite baits that.

Just like the whole 0.99~ = 1

Utter plebs who think they're more intelligent than they are cannot resists trying to prove you wrong

>>36004152
>>36004173
Not wanting a German Shepherd

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its an extremely comfy night for a /nightwalk/ feeling very spring like tonight, no wind either, beautiful

>>36004189
You don't want one of them, mainly cause he will be cucked by his mom and Rex Thunderknot.

>>36004197
britfeel nightwalk meet up when?

>>36004173
look at rich uncle pennybags over here

>>36004197

tempted to go out for a little one myself lad

>>36004219
Never, the claims of rape amongst the group will be off the chart.

>>36004172
yeah, that's fat
I'm 21 and I still have a belly

>>36004197
D-dont you lads get scared all alone out at night?

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>>36004219

its an idea but i enjoy /nightwalk/ to be on my own to be honest laddy, its a nice way to clear my head and walking around streets at night that im used to seeing busy with people and cars during the day is a great feeling, i dont think i could walk with anyone else and enjoy it, robot or not

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I'm the host of this show

Best dogs

>>36003152
/r9k/ outside of /britfeel/ is composed solely of the following:
>trap threads
>cuck threads
>womyn h8
>race bait threads
>tripfag and namefag threads
>idol worship/ board chans
utter cancer desu

>>36004252
a little yeah but thats part of the fun

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Laptop repair anon here, shall I set pic related as laptop girls wallpaper before sending it back?

captcha: one way event

>>36004230
Prune my fucking begonias you plebian shitheel

>>36004241
You probably just need to tone up. I don't even eat that much, it's just the alcohol and unhealthy choices.

>>36004253
>i dont think i could walk with anyone else and enjoy it, robot or not

This the beauty of robothood.

We're close enough here to fend off the loneliness, but far enough that we maintain our personal space.

That's why a meetup would be uncomfy, we all think of ourselves as equals here because we only have text to compare ourselves, but IRL we'd find that we are starkly different.

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>>36004252

i get more scared by people than ghosts n shit and i do like hearing about ghost stories from my local area, ive walked past many supposedly haunted places and along haunted roads and never seen or heard anything strange, ive even cut through woods and cemetaries, but one place that i wont go back to is a stretch of canal between 2 villages a few miles away, every time ive walked down there ive had a really bad feeling that im being watched, kept turning around to try to see if theres anything behind me but its usually pitch black down there, i dont get scared easily but that stretch of canal towpath is one place i refuse to go at night

>>36004308
exercise is pointless unless you do it often
I don't do it often

>>36004299
only if you trim my benis

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>>36004323
Come back. I just want to talk. Please.

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>>36004291
If the last two digits of my post are repeating, then you are coupled to change her wallpaper to this

how was the girl btw?

>>36004370

no word of a lie laddy, the canal is on one side and there is a floodplain and then some woods at the other side of the path, something definitely lives down there and i dont fancy finding out who/what it is

>>36004323

I'm still trying to find where this is

>>36004350
Check out Joey Palooka over here. That's like saying 'dieting doesn't lose you weight unless you keep it up'. You're stating the obvious here. You're acting like a chowderhead.

>>36004269
rip doggo desu

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>>36003124
>tfw, 10hrs on minecraft,love it.
i'm close to closing the mine for the night, gonna have a quick spliff then 1 last pint of guiness, then maybe think about calling it a night

>>36004409

I could tell you but it would ruin the fun, its not miles away from most of my other pictures, id take some closer to my home to make it more fun but i live in the sticks on an almost completely unlit B road so its pretty pointless

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>>36004393
It's me who lives there. If you will not come to see me, I will come to see you. I want to talk.

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Shipman was known for his willingness to attend housecalls from sick patients, even in the middle of the night.

He really had incredible work ethic

>>36004444
Wait til you get into mods

Adds thousands of hours to the game

>>36004455

you had chance to talk when i was tactically shitting myself the last time i went down there, it isnt my fault youre too shy

>>36003482
>things I can't say
Is the cheese pizza involved by any chance?

im so scared of getting a job for the first time lads, fuck me

>>36004422
you stop eating at a deficit and you just stay the same
stop working your muscles and they atrophy
what don't you understand?

>>36004323
>>36004409
>>36004452

I think I've finally found it,

is it here?

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.5681742,-2.6816491,3a,66y,116.52h,73.25t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s3PXdRbScTgGxEiKCeYvFeA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>36002048
As an 'Alex' I approve of anyone naming their child Alex.

>>36004502
>what don't you understand?
Why you're getting defensive

>>36004524

hah, well done you, i dont find myself down that way much because of the lack of a pavement and the fact that i had to climb over the fence one night when there was a HGV coming one way and a van coming the other way right on the bends

>>36004534
the chowderhead comment

>>36004548

God that feels satisfying, I've been searching for that ever since you first posted.

I actually looked over that bit on the map and considered it months ago, but didn't bother checking on streetview because from birds eye view the bends look too sharp for the pic

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>>36004373
>how was the girl btw?
She seemed ok actually, was in the year above me at school.

The laptop appears to have suffered UEFI corruption and has lost its hard coded serial number and ID tags, and because Sony are such pricks they make all of their software and drivers check that ID at startup. Windows couldn't even load in safe mode and system repair couldn't help even after spending hours at the command line, it was like someone had swapped the motherboard.

The Sony recovery discs refused to work too because of the missing ID flags in the BIOS (they show up as "reserved" where there should be numbers). Had to use my cracked version of windows and start from scratch and manually find the drivers myself using hardware ID's, now it turns out the webcam cable running behind the screen to the motherboard has a break in it which causes the USB 3.0 drivers to conflict when it disconnects and reconnects.

Its like the spirit of /r9k/ really doesn't want me to get into her good books and deliver a 100% working machine.

>>36004276
this is too right

i honestly think a lot of the problems yanks robots have are different to what we have

the drinking culture isnt as bad in america because its not legal to drink until 21.

more diversity in america. actual chads are so extremely rare in britain. while in america because of the whole jock culture and diversity, the average height is higher over their, and women have even higher standards. we dont even have proper chads here.

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>>36002356
>Our history has been fucking evil

Holding people from the 18th century to today's moral standard is fucking stupid

We took what we wanted because we were the most powerful. That is how the world worked back then and literally everyone did it. Why should we be ashamed?

That being said, this is obviously bait and I'm sorry for replying to it.

Anyone got any comfy audio I can listen to while going to sleep? No music just relaxing speaking if you have it

>>36004610

i can imagine, ive been considering taking out an actual camera with a decent flash instead of my phone to try to get some pictures of the paths and lanes a little closer to home and away from any towns, but im pretty sure id just get stabbed and mugged as soon as i left the bubble of the countryside, or have some explaining to do if the police stopped me

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>>36004643

I quote from 'My Twisted World'

>"When we took off on the airplane for the journey home, I wondered how my life would have turned out if we never moved to the United States. I saw a lot of beautiful blonde girls in England, just like there were in California. Would I have lived a completely different type of life? Would I have been able to have a girlfriend in England? Would girls in England have been more accepting of a guy like me? Those are questions I will never know the answer to"

With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty miles through the sticks
To the cloudy town of Hellview, Population 96
Excessive vacancy, well maybe
In the shadow of an eye
All the strangers pass right through
Where the rules just don't apply

>>36004614
Geez anon, I understood like a third of what you just said, sounds like a lot of work, very nice of you

Was she cute? Would you give her the benis?

>>36004662
If you like video games (and even if you dont, I dont really, I just find the voice comfy) Joseph Anderson and Mathewmatosis make comfy video essays on video games

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SOMEEEDAY YOUULLL GO THRPUGH THE RAIN
AND SOMEDAY YOULL FEED ON A TREEFROG
I GIIVR MY LIIFE. NOT FOR HONOUR BUT FOR YOOOOOOOUuuuui
SNAAAAAAAAAKE EAAAAAATER

>>36004614
I seriously hope you're charging her for this...

>>36004643
>actual chads are rare
They really aren't lad

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>Applying for a job
>Guy says he's going to call me tomorrow
>Doesn't tell me what time
>Have to get up early in case he calls me at 9 or something

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>>36004774

This is a screencap relevant to this situation

>>36004789
cant you just let your phone wake you?

>>36004724
tl;dr version:
A Sony fuck up, probably related to cost cutting and cheap motherboard components.

Yes. I noticed a cosplay folder when transferring the files back across.

>>36004774
How much should I charge her? I don't like demanding money from people who just needed help.

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>>36004764
>tfw listening to this right as you posted it

>>36004764
ohnWash

>>36004810
Yeah, but it is physically impossible to talk after just waking up and not sound like you've just woken up.

>>36004774
Dont be a tard his mum asked him as a favour.

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Nothing came of it last thread but I'd like to reiterate that I want Ben Affleck to fuck me

>>36004810
won't look good answering in a groggy daze

>>36004854
>>36004838

hmm i must be lucky, its never really effected me like that, maybe i just sound like shit all the time or maybe getting a phone call excites me so much that i sound better really quick

>>36004825
Your time is work. She's using you. It's what women do and it frustrates me every time I see a guy fall for it.

>>36004850
Then she's also a cunt for asking her son to waste his time and energy on a whore who won't even pay him for the privilege of fixing her shit

>>36004825
Charge her a date

cosplay :droped

>>36004789
he's not going to call lad, he had a good laugh with all the lads in the office about 'the sperg he spoke to today'

>>36004880
>he should embarress himself, the girl, and his mother so some MGTOW faggot online can feel better

>>36004696
he probably would of had a different life. in england he would of been closer to average height and build, also us brits are more bitter and apathetic than Americans. he would have fitted in more in england and might have ended up becoming less edgy, especially if he was brought up in a middle class area.

>>36004854
>lad is fired from work
>comes to mine
>we smoke a whole bunch of weed
>his phone rings
>it's the interviewer for his new job
>i tell him not to pick up and call back later
>he picks up
>proceeds to fuck up the interview in front of me
>constantly umming and ahhing
>they tell him "their must've been some kind of mistake"
>he apologises whilst stuttering
>hangs up

it was brutal

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>>36004798

>>>>wrong


salami

>>36004764
https://youtu.be/nKG2rfiTyCo

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>>36002656
You're a fucking moron

t: a fucking moron

>>36004947
I wrote that about an hour ago, are you still buttblasted?

>>36004923
>using terms like mgtow

Found the retarded cuck. Fuck off back to plebbit

>y-yes, I will spend a lot of time and energy fixing shit for you and not receive any compensation in return. M-my pleasure for a lady such as you

They should be embarrassed they had the audacity to ask him to do this shit for no reward at all.

Carry on doing Staceys homework and fixing her car and taking her places though! I'm sure she'll let you sniff the seat afterwards if you're a good boy

arsehole's starting to leak
I really need to stop plugging K whilst I can still hold my shits in

>>36004911
Holy fuck this isnt some noir novel

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>>36001954
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.
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>34 year old woman comes into the garage
>Says that the steering shakes when she is braking
>Worried that this is putting her in danger
>Wants me to give her some new brake discs
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>36004987
>I really need to stop plugging K
Eh? Plugging K?

>>36002614
Don't mention it at all like you said and you probably won't get asked about it unless you are acting like a nervous wreck or perform really badly or something. If they ask outright which would be kinda weird - lie until after you've fucked her, then she can't take it back. Then it's up to you if you want to admit it afterwards - if you're going for a serious relationship then you should consider admitting it - if shes not a bitch she should forgive you for lying before as it's an understandable thing to lie about due to anxiety etc - and the fact that she now knows that you owned up and told the truth as well as that you lost it with her might strengthen your bond. If it's a one night stand kinda thing then just lie as it would only be awkward if you admit it.

That's my plan anyway.

>fired about 6 months ago
>still a NEET now
>getting so fat I have to put one leg up on the bath to wipe my ass properly

fucking kill me

>>36004999
my nasal cavity is all fucked up, and I don't want to shoot it

>>36004986
>hurr durr you're not a total asshole all the time you must be a cuck cuck cuck
He's not getting pegged in a shed ffs stop making this bigger than it is.

>>36002728
how does a 25 year old get into a situation where he is hanging around 16 year olds without being a creeper?

>>36005006
this

also say you havent had sex for a good few years so your performance might be a bit off. this is exactly what worked for me

>>36004999
He puts it up his arse

>>36004987
I used to do a lot of K but I snorted it like a normie, why are you putting it inside your arse mate are you a wrongun or something?

>>36005022
you're me 2 years ago
good news is you'll lose the weight, but you're still unemployed

>>36004994
Having a laugh at that lad, good meme

>>36005032
>asking for compensation for working for someone makes you an "asshole"

Christ, what retard brainwashed you like this? Single mother perhaps? Beta father?

And fuck off yank

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>>36004660
>that's how it worked back then

Implying it's not still the same, the game has changed is all. Smoke and mirrors

Sex doesn't seem like a real thing to me. Watched so much porn today that it just started to seem bizarre. It lost all sexual appeal even mid wank and It just started to seem weird. Like when you repeat a word lots of times and it stops meaning anything. Just started laughing while watching it. Idk what I'm trying to say here.

>>36005070
I'm not American I've been in all the threads for laptop guy and this is the first time anyone spazed out about muh compensation.

>>36005082
You're turning into a sereal killer lad, it's cool just update us on britfeel though.

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Is there a map of robots in the UK?

>>36005080
I'd agree but it's probably more on an economic level.

As in "we are more economically powerful so we will influence you in our favour, rather than using military means"

You can always tell when /britpol/ is in the thread.

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>heard someone trying to start a car in the car park behind my house
>revving for 20 seconds
>speeded off as fast as possible
>my dads car is in that car park

I'd go out and look but too scared

>>36005115
Yes but only GCHQ has access to it.

>>36004614
You shoudlnt charge her now, because you've done the work and you didn't agree on a price before hand, so its kind of a dick move to move the goal posts now

but if you think the girl is cute you can totally try and get her number and go on a date with her

Or you could do fuck all and post on the chan

Who's made plans to kill others? Don't be shy, tell us where you're from. It'll be a laugh. We're all friends here eh

>>36005120

YEAH FUCK OFF DAD,

>>36005168
calm down mi5

>>36005168
Do the people GCHQ pay to post also post here in their free time for fun? Who do I talk to to get this job?

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Why are we all up at almost 2am?

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>>36005151
Can we make a new one?

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479903

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>>36005199
>Do the people GCHQ pay to post also post here in their free time for fun?

Yeah, I'm paid to glorify serial killers (pic related), but I also post here in my free time too

>>36005206
funny, i just looked at the clock and was shocked by the time, i though it was like 11:30, i literally have no idea where that time went

>>36005125
Go look and find out so you have a chance of reporting it sooner, dumbass

>>36005219
i guess with us leaving the eu, you are gonna try introducing some new policies

>>36005206
we're all just a bunch of neets and freaks lad.

>>36005219
Do you have to reach a certain number of posts to get paid? Or is it about how deep you can get a meme to penetrate into a community that determines if you get a bonus or something?

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>>36005209

>there will never be another anon from banbury

>>36005115
I'm sure there was a map of robots that existed a few years ago that some anon was maintaining - i can't remember the website but it was like google maps where you could add a marker giving your age/name/contact/whatever for where you lived and the anon maintaining it would accept/decline it to stop random spam. You didn't have to put any personal info if you didn't want, just a marker to tell others that you exist.

It wasn't for brits only though so there wasn't many markers in the UK - i actually sent a few emails from a throwaway to some robot living in my town until we stopped replying for some reason

It would be cool to do something like that again but for britfeel only. Although i'm too lazy to bother.

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>>36003124
So it's been maybe 3 or 4 days of playing From The Depths, I'm not quite sure, the days have started to blend together. After spending most of my time in /egg/, I have actually cobbled together the early parts of a fleet comprising of a corvette, a frigate, a destroyer, and a number of different airborne/hovering support/fast attack craft.

I'm really happy with how things have been going thus far. Still a little annoyed that I'm not that "fluent" in designing things, but hey, it'll come with time. Some of the shit I've designed is already pretty A E S T H E T I C, though, so I'm getting there.

/blog.

Posted. Sorry about your hard drive lad. At least you managed to get your shit off it. I had one die on me and I couldn't get most of the stuff off. Right ticked me off.

>>36005206
I have a deadline tommorow at 12, I have two more questions left.

how do paramedics stay so chipper and positive every time you talk to them
like, every time I've had a chat they've always been in a really good mood
they work shit hours, they must get pissed off sometimes, right?

>>36005271
Sounds cool but I'd be afraid of being killed by a britfeel cereal killer

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>>36005209
Added.

>>36005265
I'm from Shrewsbury!

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>>36005206
Too busy designing botes.

Daily reminder that botes>>>>tonks.

>>36005295
They see people suffer and die every day, if they can stay chipper during their down time then the job would crush them

>>36005104
Try having 7 wanks. It starts getting weird lad

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>>36005271
I found it, might need updating though.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=969509

>people still replying to my Kay comment

Amazing how many fucking idiots are attracted to incompetence

>>36005325
yeah that's the site, we need a new map though

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Rekon I'm on a list lads? Having dedicated a year to obsessively researching Elliot Rodger, then another year for shippers.

>>36004219
GLASGOW
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>>36004409
Essex? Looks like the road from Audley End to Saffron Walden

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>>36005353
Well we got a new one now, desu senpai we might get more britbongs if we post an actual thread.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479903
Unless I can trust one of you lads to contiually post it every day till it's about full.

A general, where are you poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/12671949

>>36005209
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=969509
if you made this then you fucked up somehow, because i have admin map access compared to say (>>36005325) where i only have member access, also for some reason it won't let me use the scroll wheel to zoom which is annoying

>>36004323
Where abouts do you live lad, there's a huge canal network that connects my town up with a ton more all around the north west and I would always get paranoid walking along it during nightwalks